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[color=#808000]In other unrelated news..... [/color]

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OgidiOlu3:
I vote for VIVLY

She's intelligent

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[color=#808000]Isaac Newton fit lost for her brain [/color]

[color=#808000]In other unrelated events.....[/color]


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macklef:
Oompha, i never new ur head stands for beauty.

[color=#808000]Bro, this is the only time Ooh Mpa has seen fine pünny in NL

Ooh Mpa is highly selective and she got his endorsement[/color]

Dygeasy: Question 10: Define "Beauty"


"Beauty is an abstract concept. Beauty is a thing seldom seen. It is held by all within the soul it lies,
waiting to come out to the surface, but it can only be found if someone is sharing your soul with you. Beauty is suppressed by the evils of the world. Only love can bring beauty out. Once seen, beauty never hides again. Not even hatred can deny beauty of it's
true design. Beauty, although possessed by all by few and fewer yet will ever see one of the most beautiful sights - the beauty held by you.

[color=#808000],And that's how to define BEAUTY!!!

She's a God that transcends the physical....

Ooh Mpa votes for VIVLY!!! [/color]

twerkjack:
HV dis guy (friend) he's well successful (which is Ϣһƴ ȋ̝̊̅̄Love him)
He's always insecure (probably because he's fat hehe)
ȋ̝̊̅̄ Dress really good or sexy to go out alone̝̊̅̄

[color=#808000]You called him a friend yet you say you love him
You love him only for his money obviously...
You make fun of him being fat...
You don't give him pünny yet you spend his money...
You dress sexy to go out without him...
And yet you say he's nagging...


Give ooh Mpa his number, he's dating a KID!!!
Within 5 mins, Ooh Mpa will get him a better, more lovable and cheaper pünny

Foolish gal [/color]

cao:
Latest episodes of Arrow & The Mysteries of Laura.

[color=#808000]Aren't you tired of that series or maybe ooh Mpa is the only one in that boat?

It lacks plot, no single thriller, plus the series gets a rewrite in the most boring way. Only one city has all those crimes and it's being handled by just the city police. Even if ooh Mpa was really dumb like one with Down's syndrome, he'd still recognize the guy under the hood. The creator of this series has dropped ooh Mpa's significant IQ - mirakuru that regenerates cells, league of assassins (killing who?) They should round this shït up this season or else there won't be much smart people in the world again [/color]

@thread... The Newsroom in 3 days....

[color=#808000]Poster Bro, believe ooh Mpa when he says that girl hasn't been fücked for a while now. Your sole duty to her right now is to thrust in, only then would your problem be solved

No chick 6 years older and about to get married to a wealthy man would suddenly like you, no offence
If she suddenly stops cooking after the hole has been infiltrated by you or ooh Mpa(pm him with her number), you owe ooh Mpa #5k airtime [/color]

[color=#808000]She's Vivly:

The girl whose boöbsie is in simpatico with her booty
The girl whose smile melts glaciers into smithereens
The girl who got cute guys hoping and dem ugly guys wishing
The girl who got the cute bïtches hating and dem ugly ones anorexic
The girl that doesn't try at all but got it all
The girl with the palpable laps, even makes gap tooth a thing to have
Beauty couldn't describe anyone better, figure 8 couldn't fit anyone better
Aishwarya, Alba, Winslet, Jolie dey send am friend requests
If ebola catch this kind babe, look, something must kill a man [/color]

Ooh Mpa votes for Vivly....

[color=#808000]So for some reason, Ooh Mpa's fine bïtches keep fighting to make the next round while some unbelievable bïtches are sitting on top. Ooh Mpa no know the juju wey dem disseminate for here but he jump and pass


Even W.H.O is currently undergoing tests validating Vivly's pics as a form of transformation for the homosexuaals. The gap tooth, palpable ice cream laps, adorable smile and a shape to die for. If you're still gay after looking at her pic and reading comment, then your homo don pass Msc level...

Vivly, blow ooh Mpa a goodnight kiss [/color]

[color=#808000]Oohmpa puts his votes on:

1. Vivly

2. Omolola 1

By the way, do you know the incidence of guys with hands in their shafts right now working their way and moaning "Oh vivly" right about now?

About 300 men/sec [/color]

[color=#808000]Evilseeed, no dey carry votes with airtime


Don't you know how many testicles are cured of infertility just by looking at Vivly's pinshure? [/color]

[color=#808000]Ooh Mpa votes for:

1. Vivly - Being blunt fück it, she's to win it. Anybody else that does was voted by gays or people with glaucoma
Palpable laps babe, palpable plus gymnastics

2. Martha k - She does squats...trust Ooh Mpa Plus she loves dogs. Thinking what ooh Mpa is thinking?

3. Fidira - Those lips (perfect orals) plus dancing. Babe, we gonna slow whine later. What ya say?

4. Omolola1- 11:59pm, Ooh Mpa's place. Come alone, don't be scared

and Kachisbarbie, this judge must contest or we riot [/color]

donsalvy:
me is beginning to crush over this Liv bae o

[color=#808000]*breaks bottle* CLAIMED!!!



Can someone find ooh Mpa this babe? He'll send his babes packing just for those lips [/color]

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[color=#808000]Ooh Mpa's feeling for OKC and IDN this season [/color]

[color=#808000]Bro, having been to so many pünny far and wide and from Lagos to London, Ooh Mpa can definitely say the following specs will guarantee true love and affection:



a) Babes with that kind face that makes the front camera stop working when she wants to take a selfie. Even orangutan selfie sure pass

b) Babes with laxed suspensory ligaments boöbsie while the angle of depression of dem tittays is at right angles to the most anterior distal inferior 2/3 of the bwest. In other words bwest wey dey dance shoki and doesn't wanna come back up

c) Bums wey dey cover g string. To see this version, you need to see through the eye of a needle

d) Breath to die for. When ooh Mpa means "die", he means die

e) Thread hair, ankle skirt and miss koi koi. This is the way to a man's heart...

f) and she must be dark skinned with hairs for chest

Find this girl and you're guaranteed 100+ years of love and affection and no hypertension
#Sai[/color]

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[color=#808000]Baby Shane [/color]






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[color=#808000]This thread is too fücking quiet one could hear the sound of his breathing....[/color]

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AbuMikey:

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Campaign for free Punn¥ is on the Sexuality section, this is campaign for Miss NL

[color=#808000]But she ought to do work for NL like:

Soliciting for liberation of guys from the "Zone"
Emancipation of babes to offer pünny willingly
Seminar to curb our girls from asking for airtime etc etc

Is ooh Mpa right or right? [/color]

AbuMikey:
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OohMpa , I sight thee

[color=#808000]Bro, Ooh Mpa no understand what's going on here?

Na campaign for free pünny or what?[/color]

[color=#808000]Ooh Mpa's future proof 99.805% XY chromosome never miss semën

His semën has been nicknamed 007 - e no dey miss
Each ml sells for 6 figures. It's currently being exported to Russia via Ekpoma girls

The last babe ooh Mpa gave his semën as a present screamed "Ooh Mpa, this is the best present everrrrrr"
Just last night, Ooh Mpa asked his girl what she wanted for her birthday, she said this verbatim while screaming:[/color]

"OMGGGGGG!!! Ooh Mpa I only want your semën"

[color=#808000]Things ooh Mpa does
#Sai[/color]

adonbilivit:
but you are not successful yet. your best is yet to come. you need to reassure her. seems she has written jamb four/five times to no avail...

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[color=#808000]Poster Bro, this your babe don buy office space for JAMB office.....
She go reach there next year, one official go talk " Welcome miss, we have a special discount for you this year for the form. Shei na the usual course? You fit change university this time oooo"

Admission don turn Nairabet [/color]

[color=#808000]About the same time ooh Mpa inserted his dïck in a fresh veejay. At that particular moment, Ooh Mpa developed amnesia.

Otito diri Jesu [/color]

Unibenstudent:
I prefer ur shape though

[color=#808000]The villager wey do you this thing wicked ooo

Your number dey signature
You dey follow 1000 girls
You dey complement shape wey no dey dp
You no sabi talk to woman . All your talk na "Sup"
And all these hours on Nl, face 2 face you never see let alone kiss

Very soon, you go ask babe "What's your LGA?"
Brother mi, isn't it obvious there's something wrong somehow somewhere someplace?

The Nl guys are willing to commit you into 28 days of dry fast without...Your mace of destiny for don dey swell up with all semën wey don pack up.

We'll keep praying, bro. [/color]



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They text many girls at a time

[color=#808000]Crap. Ooh Mpa never knew people really believed this. We compose a different text for each bïtch. They're not bulk sms [/color]

6. They will end up being single.(YES)

[color=#808000] Double crap[/color]

8. They like attention. (TURN OFF)

[color=#808000]Triple crap[/color]

9. They are actually lonely people inside.

[color=#808000]Double Double crap[/color]

10. They think everybody loves them.
(Dum Dum Ass)
14. Players are actually past lovers who are
suffering from a broken heart, they are
just taking revenge to let go of their pain.
15. Players are touchy.
16. Players like to relate their life with
movies.
18. Players says he has sleep with all the pretty girls
19. Players like to chase after girls who are currently in a long term relationship

[color=#808000]The crap incidence in these posts is too damn high [/color]

25. Players feel that they are not hurting anyone doing what they are doing.

[color=#808000]Relative[/color]

1. They are good with words, simply put it, sweet talkers.
3. They tell all their dates they love them.
7. They are good at lying.
22. Players love the thrill of getting caught.
23. After sex, players don’t normally call back, and if they do, you have just been added to his friends with benefits list.

[color=#808000]Bless these posts!!!

#Thegame [/color]

[color=#808000]Fück Nollywood movies, always making guys hope

Na so your boy go buy "Tear My Bra If You Can" hoping to see some tearing, exposing, smõoching and kpanshing.

The only thing ooh Mpa saw was only one bra and it wasn't even in any area of tearing. The only bad thing wey dey the film na that kind touch you dey give nyash wey get ebola. No palpation, percussion or auscultation

#Bringbackvaselinemoney [/color]

[color=#808000]Title of movie: MONEY MAKING PÜNNY!!!!
starring marieolae as The supposed money making pünny
Naijaboiy as the jobless husband
And chimerase2 as the Aböki boss


PART 2:
Ghen Ghen, 3 months after the wedding:


Wife confesses to husband: "I opened my legs for him again to raise your salary from 900k to 905k"

GRAB YOUR COPY NOW!!!! [/color]

Mprex:
you again! i mean guys that DOUBLE DATES, SLEEPS WITH ANYTHING IN SKIRTS, FLIRTS!!

[color=#808000]Nne, take correction:

We players don't put our dïcks everywhere. We won't put in Mary Amaka but in Caro, won't put in Eniola Badmus but in Agbani and we definitely won't put in Ekaette or Jada the fire but in Meagan Good who still goes to church and shows bwests....

In fact, we're the most selective after lotto [/color]

[color=#808000]9ja Ladies should learn to take lessons from this chick. We'd provide 2 weeks of KDR chicken if need be....


We boyfriends are tired of snake in the eagle shadow beating[/color]

Truckpusher:
At least you got a good laugh, right?

[color=#808000]Bro, e no easy for guy to get this kind babe oooo


Na love ooooo[/color]

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