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[color=#808000]AMAKA!!! AMAKA!!!!! Pinopinoguy dey find you. If you hear this, locate here ASAP Happy? [/color] |
mayapop:[color=#808000]Why Ooh Mpa's bae put pampers for her bum? As a professional nyashologist, Ooh Mpa knows the dimensions of her nyash and her on that white is false negative twerk or without for the past 6 months... ![]() @thread, Starting X 2014 by Ed Sheeran all over again [/color] |
[color=#808000]Woman no like sex? Dragons have a chance to exist and dinosaurs will come back from extinction before ooh Mpa will believe this statement... You know how many times Ooh Mpa has had sex this month ± giving head? The thing don turn morning gym Ooh Mpa can bet his future Lamborghini that the problem is you and she's taking solace somewhere else: natural or artificial Women once they start cannot stop ooooo, write it down [/color] |
macklef:[color=#808000]Ooh Ooh Mpa's days...... ![]() Akpors carried first na depending on where you're counting [/color]https://38.media.tumblr.com/ab9434bd851c5c361a7809d72074651f/tumblr_mgbvb6vC9t1rzyljso2_250.gif |
@ 50calibre, [color=#808000]bro calm your horses... Both fine die na, just one had the higher fan base at 5:1 Marieolae, naihaboiy has agreed one night for you to spend at ooh Mpa's for services rendered. No undies allowed [/color] |
missberrypop5:[color=#808000]Bia bia, at this crucial time and minute you're giving votes that won't count.. What is wrong with you? [/color] |
Idowuogbo:[color=#808000]Fine chichi dey fall hand oooo ![]() Oya take hankie for when the trumpet sounds ![]() To others: Don't lose hope, you can still fight for first or second from the back [/color] |
[color=#808000]Btw, Ooh Mpa votes for kulboy Cc Dygeasy If you're a chick and you end up voting someone other than kulboy or Naijaboiy, then your choice of husband should be heard by the village council ![]() #Sai[/color] |
[color=#808000]Who be that contestant 9 and how e take reach here? ![]() The guy resemble Akpors.... ![]() Rozzay, come see your match. Happy married life to you two[/color] https://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130820204929/random-ness/images/8/8c/Hysterical-laugh.gif |
[color=#808000]She don tie you down, Okpo ![]() We players always preach safe sex but this boy from otueke with his single digit IQ started his Bsc on stupidity for not loving her, Msc for unpulotected sex and PhD for not taking resiponsible for thisi trap Let's hope the baby no inherit your genes, Amu [/color] |
[color=#808000]Why not all? [/color]EroticAngelina: 1. Ability to be extraordinarily strong[color=#808000]To toss people like Eniola Badmus to the bed [/color]2. Ability to be so fast when running[color=#808000]When she calls saying "Ooh Mpa I need you here now" 5 secs later, he's näked [/color]3. Ability to be able to read someone's mind[color=#808000]Ooh Mpa needs this to know if this is green light or another vigil service [/color]4. Ability to be able to shape shift (that is, turn into anybody you like)[color=#808000]Ooh Mpa: Babe, what's your perfect man? Babe: 12 inch dïck Ooh Mpa: Babe, be back *Ooh Mpa goes to bathroom and comes back 5.5 inch longer* [/color]5. Ability to make someone do what you want them to do[color=#808000]Finally, no more 20secs BJ. This head will be given the right way [/color]6. Ability to be extraordinarily good in maths and calculation[color=#808000]How will this bring pünny? Seriously? [/color]7. Ability to make more copies of yourself( that is, ability to split yourself into two or more yous!)[color=#808000]Ooh Mpa: the omnipresent, Twosome, party. There'd be enough for ooh Mpa to go around [/color]8. Ability to be invisible[color=#808000]You go see one massive conga for road wey dey do sekem sekem and you wanna feel it. You go kpoof, tap am like antenna 6x and call her name. The villagers have finally caught up with her, she says [/color] |
[color=#808000]33k expensive? ![]() She just dey start homie, she'll move on to 50k then 100k before iPhone 6 all within 6 months.... There's a solution though: She's to visit ooh Mpa on the 6th market day with only pant and bra by 11:59pm with durex on one hand and Vaseline on the other Do this and she'd stop at Tecno ![]() #Sai[/color] |
100accounts:[color=#808000]Guys like you ooh Mpa has for breakfast... ![]() We should be the stronger sex, take balls by the hand Instead this kid opens another moniker to kiss äss Go ask your mom one last time, if you're the last drop of a used cöndom or you had your dïck removed at birth? Can't believe ooh Mpa has belittled himself this low to cage this orangutan Little things we do [/color] |
100accounts:[color=#808000]Who the fück are you? Please pray tell... Your approach is fücking lame, even a 12 year old virgin could pm a chick... If only wishes were horses, yours would be a unicorn... Get to next brothel to save yourself some embarrassment boy Dimwit [/color] |
[color=#808000]Nïgga, STFU You love the chick, probably using her pic now as a wänking tool, you monitor her posts, you get angry when she says sweet things to other guys, you decided it's enough you needed to come clean... You opened another mail, registered another moniker with the sole purpose of stalking and quoting her every post That wasn't enough, you decided to open a thread on her so she'll take you serious Then in a bid to console the small irredeemable sense you got, you decided to put a NOTE sign on the op to show you don't give a shït which you do 10x over..... You can't even afford CIROC, let alone haven't puffed cannabis in your entire miserable life. You probably don't know how to compete with other guys, don't know how to talk to girls or look them in the eyes Here's the truth: You're not in her league, find your kind at Ladipo Market Pathetic pseud ![]() #Signout biatch[/color] https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv4y45sI9M1qj0lpf.jpg |
[color=#808000]Na because of free internet you still dey with the guy? ![]() Come to Ooh Mpa's room by 11:59pm for free password to his Wi-Fi. Come alone, don't be scared. [/color] |
TheWisest:https://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/simba-nala-wtf-faces.gif [color=#808000]Which kind USMLE question be this? Even smart bïtches go look you with craze After all these "great" questions, will it guarantee confident boöbsie and Kardashian type Conga? Give ooh Mpa a wild one, funny one, sexy one, on the spot likable one and most importantly, pünneable one and we won't have a problem ![]() #Sai[/color] |
donhils:[color=#808000]Imagine say your crush wey set for front and back come see you with bumshot, dey your room dey tease you, you look am up down, carry remote wan continue your film That film has got to be the newsroom |
[color=#808000]Not every time though depends on the girl but when we men have only one reason: to sell their market If we don't tell, how will they find their spouse? We talk, men come, they kiss too, they tell too and finally the spouse comes and tori stop It's the order of nature..... [/color] |
mizzkeji44:[color=#808000]Please, save your speech for the virgins Now write this down, shove it down your rectum if you choose to discard the truth:[/color] All men have been programmed from birth to cheat The best the better half can do is to rewrite the code for a while. Eventually, there's a hack and this workaround brings out the dog you've kept on a leash It's a fact young lady, deal with it ![]() |
keandre:https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/MAD.gif |
mikeson12:[color=#808000]Confusing, right as to how a story sounds so true but still so false? Even sometimes, ooh Mpa doesn't believe these things really happened to him [/color] |
[color=#808000]This happened some years ago with ooh Mpa's second sexcapade After the föreplay which was one long ministry, ooh Mpa took off her panties as she spread both legs apart in the missionary position.. Ooh Mpa was looking at the Congo and was wowed by its anatomy, ugly yet so magnificent, rough yet so smooth. He stared for minutes and this one confuse the babe wey her konji level don dey drop. She come shout "Ooh Mpa ogini, enter na" Now your boy was confused which was the hole, he's staring at three holes and no know which one e be. He no wan ask the babe cos he don brag say he no be virgin (the first was solely riding so no holes were shown) and don make noise say he be expert for holes. Ooh Mpa, you shoulda shut up Ooh Mpa regained his sense, did timbo timbo which hole hin be. The God of timbo timbo selected the urethral meatus With all force and hubris, ooh Mpa started his 6.5 inch mace onto the urine hole. Na so the thing no gree enter, ooh Mpa was feeling his caterpillar was too big for this Ekpoma chick cünt and grinning like say nairabet don pay am. The next thing that interrupted the smile was a thunderous whoosh of piss like spray wey bath person. The next na Sango hand for hin left cheek. Ooh Mpa didn't recognize time, person and place for 65mins#Sai[/color] |
Sweetlemon:[color=#808000]Sis, she be 2nd runner up [/color]https://38.media.tumblr.com/ab9434bd851c5c361a7809d72074651f/tumblr_mgbvb6vC9t1rzyljso2_250.gif |
[color=#808000]Mackclef and Ikekings, cool it. You don't need the results to appraise Vivly.... Ooh Mpa already knew the results. He knew Jenni was for it with her whole band et al but he kept on Slowly, she moved up and people started realising how beautiful she was. If there was another round, Vivly would simply win... She won people over with her witty smile, her courtesy, her definition of beauty, her Einstein answers and determination. She made voters break promises to their friends, swayed friends over to her side and made guys use her pictures in bedroom ![]() She never started on a level ground but she got to the stars That's what makes her Ooh Mpa's queen If you're reading this Vivly, smile, bow out with a befitting, head banging, mouth watering, earth shattering, smart and ovational speech... Congrats, Vivly, you're the best NL pünny ooh Mpa never had Blow ooh Mpa a goodnight kiss [/color] |
idu1:[color=#808000]May the insane gods of pünny slap you with enough pünny till you lost for one May they dugbe with enough Congo till you see one and run to the opposite side... May your mace of dominions never lack activity and May your rubber finish with extreme staining... Receive it brother... [/color] |
Fourcade:[color=#808000]The offer is still on brother... Would swing one or two pünnies of your taste if need be [/color] |
henry9dayz:[color=#808000]May pünny always find you in abundance. You'll get person like Vivly but not her ![]() Ladies and gents, not about popularity but doing the right thing like he did. If you're capable of typing any other thing except from that beauty with brains with charisma in name of Vivly, then you're capable of smuggling drugs via the anüs across the border... #Justsayin [/color] |
[color=#808000]Guys...It's enough ![]() Time to take your hands off your shaft, carry your akamu hands and vote Vivly... Put your hands back and continue screaming "Oh Vivly" ![]() Ladies too [/color] |
Fourcade:[color=#808000]Ooh Mpa is blank on that aspect.. Help your boy help you to help him |
[color=#808000]People still voting? They should end this thing and give it to Vivly Contest is when you're on par with your rivals.... Mauling is when you're at level 10 and your rivals barely reach the 5 mark Vivly, take some selfies, let's end this thing... [/color] |
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