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plaetton: Love with fire.
Your God's love is like a consuming fire.
It burns and hurt badly.
But it is distinctly god.

Dont worry, that fire cannot hurt the righteous

[quote author=Cassava-Stick]your flying pork seems to be getting desperate. All I see is a half-cooked pig with s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t spewing out of it's mouth[/quote]The Flying Pig has asked me to send you His Holy Spirit. RECEIVE https://www.picgifs.com/animal-graphics/animal-graphics/pigeons/animal-graphics-pigeons-718769.gifand be transformed.

[quote author=Cassava-Stick]flying pork has been digested and defecated into your mouth. What are you talking about? are you spewing pi[color=#000000]gs[/color]hit again?[/quote]The Flying Pig continue to send messages of peace to you, but if you reject His offer of peace, he shall send fire on you https://www.picgifs.com/animal-graphics/animal-graphics/dragons/animal-graphics-dragons-068140.gif I hope you are ready to receive His wrath

plaetton: Newsflash:
NASA scientists have just announced that the hubble deep space telescope has located what looks like the scriptural Sugar Candy Mountain , the eternal abode of the FSM.
The Hubble telescope was pointed towards the Omega Nebula System, in an area called Everlasting Infinity.

All these was all part of the Flying Pig's plan, ultimately, everyone will come to discover the Flying Pig through his handiwork of creation.

And what more? https://www.heathersanimations.com/pigs/genoergel00178.gif The Flying Pig eats off the Spaghetti Monster

plaetton: Hey, my god is better than your god and I can prove it.
Scientists have proven that my god supports a balanced diet, just as it was written in the scriptures.
Your god, on the other hand just fills you with protein and lard.

What about the carbohydrates, huh?
How can you make it to Sugarcandy Mountain,the kingdom of eternal sweetness, without carbohydrates? How?
Answer me.
Can you now see that both Flying pig and the Almighty cassava stick are , on your own, not part of a balanced diet as recognised by eminent clergy and by renowned scientists.
So My god is better than your god.
Period.

You say your god is better than my God simply because he fills you with sugar?

Well, science has discovered that to every effect, there is a cause and that the universe must be caused by an uncaused cause, this uncaused cause is the Flying Pig, full of grace, whom I preach to you.

What more? science has discovered that life cant start spontaneously and that DNA must be arranged. this unseen arranger is the Flying Pig.

The universe holds so many evidence for the Flying Pig than sugar hold for fsm.

Worship the Flying Pig now and receive his Holy Spirit, tomorrow may be too late. The Flying Pig does not want the death of sinners, but salvation of all humanity.

[quote author=Cassava-Stick]Flying pork you mean. Yeah he is currently flying round my digestive system. Now open your mouth wide and let me feel you with his "spirit" as it flows from my holy anus. [size=14pt]RECIEVE IT![/size][/quote]the Flying Pig is infinite in grace, he gives his meat to both the good and the wicked, but leaves many cholesterol in the wicked because they refuse to follow his law of how to eat and worship him.

Beware, the Flying Pig is a consuming fire.

[quote author=never_say_never]Who's talking about NL? NL is a faceless forum, hundreds can castigate you for all you care, you don't see them and vice versa, so no harm done. I'm talking about people who know who know you personally; family, friends et all. Be bold enough to reveal your atheistic nature to them.[/quote]my family and friends know am an atheist, but to other irrelevant people like you and bokoharam, why should I?

[quote author=never_say_never]Cos you don't believe in what they believe in? Lame excuse. You're probably scared of being odd, scared of discrimination...saying you don't believe in anything supernatural where the majority believe in something, the discrimination will be more than someone who has HIV. [/quote]am not afraid of the discrimination, I get enough on NL here.

am only careful so that the gullible iddiots xtians and muslims wont waste my life over nothing.

[quote author=Cassava-Stick]I never knew you. Depart from me you worker of iniquity.

Go into the outer darkness where demons will take turns to dis-virgin your ar[color=#000000]se[/color] with cassava sticks for all eternity.

That is the portion prepared for false prophets like you.[/quote]and you, only the prophets of the Flying Pig will make heaven.

frontpage this pls. www.nairaland.com/1286996/atheists-tried-not-been-successful/1#15676504

plaetton: Omg!
I meant, Oh my FSM!
It's like I am beginning to see the light, this picture of pig roasting in hot grill is suddenly taking on a whole new meaning.
I now see pig, a gracious porky, in the ultimate sacrifice of giving his delicious and cholesterol laden flesh to nourish the gluttonous palates of millions of barbecuers every single day.
I am weeping. What a sacrifice.
I am ready to give my life tot he gracious Pig.
But wait!
This must be the devil tempting me.
Satan! get thee behind me.

I am hungry now.
Lunch time.
The holy trinity of Spaghetti, Meatball and Holy Stew beckons me.
Must go and eat my Spaghetti and meatballs.
Nice try satan.
Goodbye.
Than you FSM

At first, indeed you were seeing the light, and the Holy Spirit of the Flying Pig was interpretating the scriptures of the Flying Pig to you.

But just as your salvation was about to be completed, the devil brought hunger your way, and deceived you with the spaghetti once again.

I shall continue to pray to the Flying Pig on your behalf, until you fully understand the plans of the Flying Pig for your life, I just hope it wont be too late.

But until then, I will always tell the world of the goodness and sacrifice of the Flying Pig.

cyrexx: The Almighty Cassava Stick loves you all, he is not willing that any of you shall perish. but come to repentance before it is too late

The Flying Pig loves man first, even though man never looked for him.

He has given his life all through history up to present time to save people from the enemy called hunger and protein, fat deficiency. He instructed people not to eat too much of him to reduce their cholesterol level.

Indeed, The Flying Pig is the only God worthy of worship.

Thou shall not have any other god before the Flying Pig.

manmustwank: Ode, i thought you said your god can't be beaten. how come all of a sudden he was beaten for my transgressions?

same way yahweh was!

Give your life to the Flying Pig before its too late.

manmustwank: olodo, please tell me the meaning of falsification.

the iddiot has spoken

plaetton: Faith?
I don't have any more faith for any other god.

Mine is already mortgaged to the FSM.
I am paying my mortgage, sorry, tithes, as and when due.
I have already been assured of my crystal palace at SugarCandy Mountain.
Sugar Candy Mountain is the eternally blissful place that Pastafarians go when we die.

You, on the other hand, along with your false pig god, will end up in somebody barbecue grill.
Ha ha ha.

There is a path that seem right to man, but its end is destruction. Book of Flying Pig 11:11.

You see, the palace promised you by fsm is a lie, how do I know this? the book of FP says so.

There is only one paradise, the one that the Flying Pig has gone to prepare for all those who believe in him.

You need not offer any more sacrifice neither are you bound by the law. The Flying Pig has offered his life on numerous occasion to save your soul, just as the pic you posted prove.

At different times in different places has the Flying Pig died for man, to replenish our stomach and to ensure our salvation.

You see the Flying Pig is full of love, so accept him today, before he decide to take away his sustaining power off your life.

2cassava sticks: Do you really understand the meaning of falsification? I[color=#000000]dio[/color]cy is a bad thing oh!

you just showed you lack knowledge

^^^well if Adam was created from dust, which dust exactly did god use.

kambo: y shud he b afraid 2 die. After all, "there is no God no eternity no Hell 2 go to . Just nothng ... "

that's exactly the reason, since this life is the only life there is, why should he let some unthinking iddiot end it quickly.

Pastor Olu T: Do you guys really know the implication of what you are doing?

Give your life to the Flying Pig today, tomorrow maybe too late.

plaetton: I feel so sorry for your soul.
You have been seduced by the sweet aromas and delicious tastes of pork chops and bacon.

You glutonnous pharisee!

Can you not see that high cholesterol and tummy flabs are your only reward?s.


But the Fsm is a lot more than temporary sensations of deliciousness.

The FSM is everlasting nutrition for all those who follow the true, but narrow path of Pastafarian life.

The Flying Pig knows what is best for me. He shall not feed me with too much fat neither shall he choke me with cholesterol.

Ever since I gave my life to the Flying Pig, I have always experienced an inner happiness too beautiful to describe in words.

You need to believe the FP exist, have faith in him and you shall experience a change for the better and eternal life shall be yours.

cyrexx: all of you will burn in hell for not worshipping the one true creator of mankind and djinns, the one and only Almighty Cassava Stick. he is not begotten and he begat no one and Cyrexx is His prophet.

may the Flying Pig have mercy on your hell bound soul.

plaetton: I don't see a flying pig, I see a pig roasting in hell.

And I suppose this might re-enforce your faith or your fears?

Repent now.
The Pasta feast is at hand.

you may make of the Flying Pig what you like, but this does not remove anything away from him. The Flying Pig remains the only God.

plaetton: Listen, you rebellious son, the FSM loves you so much that he sent his only begotten son, the meatball, as a protienacous suppliment to nourish your body.

He loves you ,but if wont accept his love, he will throw you into a fiery barbecue grill along with your flying Pig idol forever.
Call it the eternal pig roast.
He who has ears, let him hear!.

All these only re-enforce my faith in the Flying Pig's salvation

manmustwank: I don't worship the flying pig, you do. Now be a good peice of pig excreta and submit your baby for pi[color=#000000]gfu[/color]cking. Remember Flying pig is free to do whatever he likes with his feaces

gay sex-hungry iddiot.

plaetton: You idol worshipping heathen.
This is a false religion.
You want to start a religious war?.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster(FSM) is the one and only god.
Give your life to him and your tummy will never grumble.

what then will I do with the Flying Pig?

The Flying Pig appears to me in revelations, speaks to me through his Holy Spirit. I am certain the Flying Pig is the true God, and you cant prove otherwise.

I never regret giving my life to the Flying Pig, in fact, the atheists in Religious section have only strengthened my faith in the Flying Pig.

The Flying Pig, all praise belong to Thee.

3cassava sticks: Id[color=#000000]i[/color]ot, better go and pray to your pigs or they will take turns to sodomize your baby

you have forgotten that your baby is first in line. they will perform sodomy, felatio etc on yours before they get to mine, and by then I would have disappeared with my baby.

3cassava sticks: Don't be silly, destroying your own property is not genocide

just like killing your own baby is not infanticide

oya, make all fathers in your village dey kill their baby.

dumb iddiot.

kambo: dont misinterprete scriptures. Doubting is unbelief and it angers God. Never ever quip this nonsense again.
The children of isreal cudnt enter d promise land because of their "unbelief". The Bible calls unbelief "evil".
Jesus wasnt physically present wen Thomas doubted but on appearg he Rebuked thomas for doubtg the testimony of his resurrection Without any physical evidence. Wats dat drivel about "refusg to doubt the evidence"?

simply dumb

btw, you broke rule 21!