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Juba: Hello nairaland.my name is juba.i died on the third of september, 2006 and since then i've been in hell.i was not
able to make heaven because of the reckless life i lived. Before i use to think hell was a place of toment but later i realised it was the opposit,a place of meriment(enjoyment). Since i came here, i have been winning
and dinning(eating and drinking), Being Intimate, smoking weed, getting married and having many concubbines. This place(hell) is an entirely different world. Some people here are a bunch of nuisance and a disgrace to the society.
Yara 'dua is my roommate here(hell) but my problem with him is that he disturbs a lot at night.his always crying
and pleading with the devil(satan) to allow him go back to the earth and complete his tenure in office so that he
can continue to embezzle public fund. Chief bola ige of lagos also pleads with the devil(satan) to allow him go back so
that he can bring his killers to justice. Da grin has not stopped his drinking habbit.his always drinking every munite
of the day.in just a week he consumes one creat of beer and a bottle of henissine.i've done my best to help him
to see that he changes but to no avail. As am talking to you now i am eating and drinking with two of nigeria's ex
president(DR nnamdi Azikiwe and gen sani abacha)imagine being with these important personalities,it is indeed a
great honour. It feels good to be here.i've always dreamt of this. We always wished life was a bed of roses but never knew it was possible here(hell)this is where i belong.imagine the women,the good things of life,everything made available in large quantity.meeeeeen life is indeed beautiful.never knew hell was fun.this is where i belong.
Glory be to devil who made all these possible. Your brother Juba

Medley: it happens in some parts of lagos,am not sure of other state in the west, and are done so secretly.

striktlymi: Good day peeps,

The story is rather funny...are the elders saying that they are now without a god since their god has been killed? What happened to the usual shout of allow the gods to do their own fighting?

Anyways, seriously now...the pastor should have been quiet about the whole ish and warn his folks to keep it to themselves that would have prevented this dilemma he finds himself in.

I believe he is right to have taken the action he took because he has a right to protect his family from any harm...indeed it is only proper to respect the traditions of the people but this situation he found himself is really a tight one...the snake came to his house and threatened his kids...

Emusan: Why won't it differ? See childish talk. But remember we have the same planet, universe, sun, water earth e.t.c which stand as evidence/proof for everybody.

Is it not Miller and Urey experiment? Mixture of (L-amino & R-amino) while every living things use only L-amino. Produce LIFE until thy kingdom come.

See don't derail this thread. This thread is purely on INFORMATION (immaterials) in nature which prove materialism wrong that nature doesn't contain only matters.

Another thread is coming about LIFE wait till then and grab your copy.

bolaino: blessed are those that believe without seeing, for they shall inherit the kingdom of olympus,

Emusan: I know that's what you will end up with.

Afterall I can support my claims with something. Who says you shoudn't quote atheist? My greatest concern is just support your claims with universal scientific laws.

Remember, in the beginning you requested for a source and I reply you, and said you will say it's a Christian site. Can you see now?

Emusan: I repeat , for you to believe information is in nature prove atheism wrong!




Dr. Werner Gitt & Dr. Lee Spetner says "Not even one mutation has been observed that adds a little information to the genome. This surely shows that there are not the millions upon millions of potential mutations the theory [evolution] demands."

Two biologist have once said: "DNA is an information code. . . . The overwhelming conclusion is that information does not and cannot arise spontaneously by mechanistic processes. Intelligence is a necessity in the origin of any informational code, including the genetic code, no matter how much time is given."

For your own good, anytime you want to present a logical view always support it with name(s)/law(s) of scientist. If not don't even border to comment.

bolaino: Hahahahahah, ooman, I laugh at your God, you worship a false God, the flying pig is not the true God, I worship the true God, I worship the one and only spaghetti monster, and I am saved by his son, Big foot, keep deluding yourself, do not let the wrath of the spaghetti monster fall on u,

Ken Ham: “According to Its Kind”

Seven times in Genesis 1 we read that God created animals “each according to its kind.” In today’s classification system, the “family” level usually relates to the biblical term “kind.” While God designed genetic potential for variation within each kind, animals reproduce according to their kind rather than changing into different kinds, as evolution would require.

Within the dog family, we see variety like wolves, coyotes, dingoes, and foxes. However, the offspring of a dog will always be a dog. While a far cry from the original created dog kind, poodles are dogs and will only reproduce dogs.

Wolves to Poodles—a Loss of Variety

The supposed vehicles of evolution are mutations, natural selection, and other mechanisms that—when combined with that pixie dust of time—allegedly led to the development of all life forms present today. However, natural selection merely redistributes or reduces preexisting genetic information, and mutations often corrupt the information.

After Adam and Eve sinned and the Curse ravaged the earth, mutations, natural selection, and other mechanisms led to much variation within the created kinds. This diversity helps animals to survive, especially in the diverse and hostile post-Flood environments. But no new information has been gained; rather, the pre-existing information has been altered. Evolutionists cannot point to any genetic mechanism that could add the information necessary for the upward process of molecules-to-man evolution.

Ken Ham: Animals such as the poodle confirm that genetic mechanisms such as mutations are often downward processes.

Ken Ham: Like other domestic dog breeds, poodles were bred by humans—a process called artificial selection—causing a loss of genetic variety and the proliferation of mutations (such as a mutation affecting the size of small dog breeds as described in a USA Today article). No wonder poodles, like other pure breeds, are susceptible to a host of problems, including cancer, epilepsy, glaucoma, hip dysplasia, and hypothyroidism. The poodle population doesn’t have the variety of information needed to become a wolf.

Ken Ham: [size=15pt]
The Curse and Cure[/size]

[size=15pt]Poodles, with their degenerate and mutant genes, are just another reminder of the Curse.[/size] Adam’s disobedience to God’s command brought suffering and death into God’s “"very good"” creation (Genesis 1:31; Genesis 3). The “"whole creation groans"” (Romans 8:22), as we are laden with the effects of the Curse down to our very genes.

The cure for our sin-sick state is only found in the Creator who became a perfect man. “"Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, and that He was buried, and that He rose again the third day according to the Scriptures"” (1 Corinthians 15:3–4). How will you respond to the Savior’s prescription for your fatal condition of sin (Romans 6:23)?

striktlymi: Look at who is talking!

Bidam: i can see atheists and our christian brothers having a common enemy here. To the atheists Our message is simple: Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved.

ooman: ok lets do it

War or Peace?

EXO 15:3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.

ROM 15:33 Now the God of peace be with you all. Amen.


Who is the father of Joseph?

MAT 1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.

LUK 3:23 And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli.

Who was at the Empty Tomb? Is it:

MAT 28:1 In the end of the sabbath, as it began to dawn toward the first day of the week, came Mary Magdalene and the other Mary to see the sepulchre.

MAR 16:1 And when the sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James, and Salome, had bought sweet spices, that they might come and anoint him.

JOH 20:1 The first day of the week cometh Mary Magdalene early, when it was yet dark, unto the sepulchre, and seeth the stone taken away from the sepulchre.

Is Jesus equal to or lesser than?

JOH 10:30 I and my Father are one.

JOH 14:28 Ye have heard how I said unto you, I go away, and come again unto you. If ye loved me, ye would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I.

Which first--beasts or man?

GEN 1:25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
GEN 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

GEN 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
GEN 2:19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.

How many stalls and horsemen?

1KI 4:26 And Solomon had forty thousand stalls of horses for his chariots, and twelve thousand horsemen.

2CH 9:25 And Solomon had four thousand stalls for horses and chariots, and twelve thousand horsemen; whom he bestowed in the chariot cities, and with the king at Jerusalem.

Is it folly to be wise or not?

PRO 4:7 Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding.

ECC 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

1CO 1:19: "For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent."

Human vs. ghostly impregnation

ACT 2:30 Therefore being a prophet, and knowing that God had sworn with an oath to him, that of the fruit of his loins, according to the flesh, he would raise up Christ to sit on his throne;

MAT 1:18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.

The sins of the father

ISA 14:21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.

DEU 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.

The shape of the earth

ISA 40:22 It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:

MAT 4:8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;

Astronomical bodies are spherical, and you cannot see the entire exterior surface from anyplace. The kingdoms of Egypt, China, Greece, Crete, sections of Asia Minor, India, Maya (in Mexico), Carthage (North Africa), Rome (Italy), Korea, and other settlements from these kingdoms of the world were widely distributed.

Earth supported?

JOB 26:7 He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing.

JOB 38:4 Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding.
Heaven supported too

JOB 26:11 The pillars of heaven tremble and are astonished at his reproof.

The hydrological cycle

ECC 1:7 All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full; unto the place from whence the rivers come, thither they return again.

JOB 38:22 Hast thou entered into the treasures of the snow? or hast thou seen the treasures of the hail,

Storehouses are not part of the cycle

Here is the order in the first (Genesis 1), the Priestly tradition:

Day 1: Sky, Earth, light
Day 2: Water, both in ocean basins and above the sky(!)
Day 3: Plants
Day 4: Sun, Moon, stars (as calendrical and navigational aids)
Day 5: Sea monsters (whales), fish, birds, land animals, creepy-crawlies (reptiles, insects, etc.)
Day 6: Humans (apparently both sexes at the same time)
Day 7: Nothing (the Gods took the first day off anyone ever did)

Note that there are "days," "evenings," and "mornings" before the Sun was created. Here, the Deity is referred to as "Elohim," which is a plural, thus the literal translation, "the Gods." In this tale, the Gods seem satisfied with what they have done, saying after each step that "it was good."

The second one (Genesis 2), the Yahwist tradition, goes:

Earth and heavens (misty)
Adam, the first man (on a desolate Earth)
Plants
Animals
Eve, the first woman (from Adam's rib)

How long was Jesus in the tomb?

Depends where you look; MAT 12:40 gives Jesus prophesying that he will spend "three days and three nights in the heart of the earth," and MAR 10:34 has "after three days (meta treis emeras) he will rise again." As far as I can see from a quick look, the prophecies have "after three days," but the post-Resurrection narratives have "on the third day."

What did they give him to drink?

MAT 27:34 vinegar

MAR 15:23 wine with myrrh

and much more.....

Emusan: I'm talking about design you're talking about replication.

But the semiconductor inside each transistor do bahave like cells in our body.

Once again DNA is not information it contains information. DNA contains code's that has a Meaning to carry out expected action to meet up intended purpose.

By the way I'm not talking about replication I'm talking about the information that DNA carries which has been comfirmed to be found within the four attributes of Universal Defination of Information ( UDI).

Who wrote those information? If you can't answer the question never bother to comment and I will close the thread.

cassava stick: This Ooman guy is Humongously St[color=#000000]up[/color]id

1. Human language repilcates itself and evolves.

2. If every information must be passed down, who passed down nature?

3. This same information scientists have also discovered that meaningful sound patterns can arise spontaneously in nature which can be deciphered into meanings understandable to humans. Therefore, confirming that human language can start as a simple pattern, which it did, since language evolution means progression.

4. [size=15pt]My Printing software disagrees with you. It creates hardware all the time.[/size][size=8pt][/size] Also My processor would not be able to create information if it was not created by an intelligent mind

Finally, since you say thoughts are only delusions. Everything you have typed are therefore your delusions (that's assuming you actually did some thinking before typing....I'm not really sure of that)

Proffdada: Dumb Blasphemist

musKeeto: Indeed, the friend was lame just like the story..

I also have a friend whose big toe used to stretch to his knee.. We danced round him twice and prayed to Ooman's pig continously for about a month.... One night, the pig appeared to him, and rubbed some bacon on it.. Today, my friend comfortably wears shoes and is even considering a professional football career..


How do you explain this?

striktlymi: Ah meeen...is this guy for real? Okay let me say it slowly...may be you would catch my drift...***Saying it really slowly** I am D...U...M...B...DUMB!!!

striktlymi: You are beginning to sound like a broken record man...of-course I am dumb!

striktlymi: Will you stop repeating? How could a dumb person like myself know 2+2?

#'Smart' people know that dumb people lack basic understanding but still go ahead to ask them basic questions like 2+2?

ifeness: 2+2 = whatever you want to be. Some may say 4,i say infinity

striktlymi: Of-course I am dumb...dumb enough to know the implication of that statement...

#I wonder why these 'smart' ones don't even know?

striktlymi: No I am not!!!

Toluwarni: oOMAN you're an atheist, i guess. Kindly accept ghostofsparta's challenge since you really believe in atheism...

striktlymi: I didn't even bother to check the validity of the info when I saw the number of persons you have there...

So the great ooman believes that only 11 people make up 98% of the world's successful people?


Guy carry small pikins tell them that ya story...

striktlymi: The girl represents your white masters given LB's brain some good washing...