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For those of you calling for d resignation of Abati, DO U,wen u just star eating? U probably finish eating b4 resigning to bed.

Messi is still d beast in futbol!

RDM simply made use of SWOT analysis in dealin wit Nap.,Ben.,Bar. & Bay! He is indeed a great manager. Howeva, RA knows wat he want & how he want it (probably gud entertaining futbol dat delivers silvawares) & he bilifs RDM nids prove just dat b4 comitin himself & his club 2him. Beside £1m “tank u” 4 RDM isn't a joke.

Omo I heard this conversation in a court room and couldn't help laffing.... Naija babes @ it again...

Judge to prostitute: "So...when did you realize that You were raped?"

Prostitute: *Wiping Away tears* "When the cheque bounced sir"

ANTITRIBALISM: No Tribalism, Delete Tribalism, Against Tribalism, Wipe Tribalism, Avoid Tribalism, Hate Tribalism, Erase Tribalism, Ignore Tribalism, Flush Tribalism, Reject Tribalism, Resist Tribalism, Sweep Tribalism, Terminate Tribalism, Condemn Tribalism, Oppose Tribalism, Fight Tribalism, Kill Tribalism and Bury Tribalism.

Ile-Ife:
WOE BETIDE anyone that desires to live long and be successful as Obasanjo, but is here insulting him. those of you that have handsome fathers and uncles, what have you or your parents contributed to Nigeria? Tafa and other criminals where arrested during his tenure, now how many have been arrested since he left office? as for the northerners on this forum, i feel your pain. It's natural for you guys to hate him (ismhab & co), but for a southerner to insult this man at the slightest opportunity is unbecoming, if you continue you will never live long to attain his age or success. He is not a magician and its so obvious he did his best. what have the people that ruled before abd after him done? nothing!

Ile-Ife:
WOE BETIDE anyone that desires to live long and be successful as Obasanjo, but is here insulting him. those of you that have handsome fathers and uncles, what have you or your parents contributed to Nigeria? Tafa and other criminals where arrested during his tenure, now how many have been arrested since he left office? as for the northerners on this forum, i feel your pain. It's natural for you guys to hate him (ismhab & co), but for a southerner to insult this man at the slightest opportunity is unbecoming, if you continue you will never live long to attain his age or success. He is not a magician and its so obvious he did his best. what have the people that ruled before abd after him done? nothing!

I folo U 4 back. Nofin doeth U!

Ile-ife, hmmnn...d ancetral of knowledge. Your words full of bitter truth. Weldone

Can leopard changes its skin?

NIM/NYSC may not add much 2 ur cv. Considering d cost & depending on ur availability, ill suggest u go 4 it. D issue is weda u do it or not after POP & u r interested in pursuing prof cert in Mgtmnt, u will reg 2sit 4 NIM Graduate prof level wich is d least grade of NIM prof membership. But if u posses addition qualifctn to ur 1st degree but not MBA or equivalent, u wl reg 4 NIM ASSOCIATE membaship wich afta 4years of Assci8 membaship plus ur managerial exposure, u wl b inducted to FELLOW membaship. Buh if u posses MBA, u wl be reg to write exams into FELLOW membaship. QED

Stats.: RDM has won 85% of matches he's being in charge,100% of must-win ones.
Question: do u fink he is d one to take Cfc out of d woods? Do u support him stay @ Stamford Bridge?

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Announcing d winner of 2012 Eufa CL is d underdog, slayer of Barca, d owner of FA cup, d only club in EPL, CHELSEA!!!
As long as d sky remain blue, I'm blues for LIFE

Chelsea got 2d CL final against all odds! Nobody gave us a chance. Buh want tin is certain, dis Chelsea team has got gut. D slayer of Almighty Barca(even @ dear peak) wil play dear heart out 2mao & lift d prestigous trophy 4d 1st time.

Up Chelsea!!!

Eeyah. U just expy 1mnth of years of expy 4 civil servants. We hv a poo government.

Weneva a stmnt lyk dis come 4m gvtmnt ppl, be sure of one tin; MONEY (huge) HAS CHANGED HAND. & d irony is dat dear won't be any purchase as published. Then cassala go burst wen d “crisis” happened, d so called weapons won't function. (hissing out...)

General, as much as I had great regards 4u to d extent dat I campaigned extensively 4u & joined social group I wldnt ordinarily joined just to join ur course in 2011 (not bcoz u r d best; u r just berra dan d PDP thugs), buh on dis, I SAY NO!
Pls if I may ask u SIR, whose blood r we talking about? D looters, corrupt politicians? NO! U r refering 2d blood of d innocent Emeka & Wale on d street of Potiskum, buildings of UN, Thisday, futbol viewing centres for God sake! On dis, I give u a NO!!!

Pep,d end of an era by Chelsea! We showed d world how to beat Barca, quickly picked by Madrid & sure oda clubs to follow. But b4 it turn to disgrace (lyk ManUtd), a good orator leaves d stage.... I'm in love wt a man of principle lyk Pep. Won't be surp rice if he landed himself @d Bridge (tinking aloud dough)

Akaraiwe: What will no happen to the owners of the affected containers? Na wa.......and it could be anyone's...God Help us

Exactly my fear in a coutry where Insurance is a game of chess; d insured always d pun

Wen a scene must terminate b4 anoda can begin
Wen present scene is about an actor/actress going out & next wl automatically be d actor(ess) arriving his/her destination. Scenes r always ABC....
Wen actor(ess) neva pay for any service eg cab,okada,eatery etc
Were d only place to have a date is eatery
Wen u c actor going to bed in broad day light & waking up wen camera mistakenly reflects nearest wall clock revealing "1 o'clock”
Wen an unemployed Van Vicker wl stil b clad in customized polo shirt

Buhari/Fash wld b a great combo. One wt political brain(fash) & d other wt iron hand needed to deal wt ALL past & present corrupt politicians,civil servants, judiciaries & wat have u. They really need pay dearly 4 there misdeed.

Vanguardngrnews

It was alleged that a prominent northerner and one time military head of state (names withheld) was behind the recent tactics.  The source further stated the former military leader had at a time called  and notified a senior Custom’s Officer at the Apapa wharf when one of the containers of weapons of destruction arrived to ensure that it was not inspected.[b][/b]

R-E-V-E-A-L-E-D! How Boko Haram import arms from Apapa Wharf, Borno

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April 20, 2012 | 8:00 pm

Crime Guard

By By ALBERT AKPOR

… Uses petrol tankers, camels to convey arms
DETERMINED to consolidate  and perpetrate their reigns of terror in the northern states of the country against all known security apparatus put in place by the federal government,  members of the Islamic fundamentalist sect otherwise known as Boko Haram, now move their arms and ammunition from one state to another in petrol tankers.   Crime Guard authoritatively scooped that the group also uses designated mosques as their armory.

According to sources, most of the sect’s weapons entered the country through the Apapa Wharf and the northern borders of Chad, Mali and Niger Republic and are evacuated into tankers with the alleged assistance of some members of the authorized security agents at these borders suspected to be members of the group.

Camels to the rescue
The tankers would normally sail through all checkpoints until they get to their destination where the contents are again evacuated into designated mosques.  Camels are said to be equally used in this movement of arms and ammunition.

Sources said a curious policeman attached to Wuronu Division in Borno state stopped some of these beasts of burden normally loaded with grains coming into the country through these northern borders only to discover l54 ammunition and two AK 47 Assault riffles carefully hidden in babaringa of two members of the sect escorting the camels.  Both the animals and the sect members were arrested and have been transferred to the Force headquarters, Abuja for further investigation.

It was alleged that a prominent northerner and one time military head of state (names withheld) was behind the recent tactics.  The source further stated the former military leader had at a time called  and notified a senior Custom’s Officer at the Apapa wharf when one of the containers of weapons of destruction arrived to ensure that it was not inspected.

He was alleged to have equally mandated the customs officer whom he facilitated his enlistment into the organization to ensure that he supervised the trans load of the weapons from the container to the tankers.  The whole exercise was said to have taken place at the dead of the night. Sources hinted further that the recent tricks was aimed  at outwitting eagle-eyed security personnel including the Joint Task Force JTF at the various checkpoints in the troubled states.



Fake NNPC inscription
Investigation further revealed that most of the tankers used had the inscription of the Nigerian National Petroleum  Corporation NNPC.  This was formulated  to deceive security operatives and erase any form of suspicion.

It was learned that though the sect was yet to be beaten to their new tricks, security personnel, especially men of the JTF, now stop petrol tankers whether private or government owned for detailed search while their drivers are mandated to spill little content of the tanker to authenticate if it was actually conveying fuel.  In addition, security agents also detail some of their men to escort the tanker (s) to the filling station and monitor the discharge of the content.

Poisoned pure water
Impeccable sources also informed that apart from conveying arms and ammunition in tankers, the sect has also devised another deadly means of killing members of the JTF via poisoned sachet water popularly called pure water.

According to sources,  members of the sect  disguise as good citizens and go around with bags of poisoned sachet water to give to JTF operatives as gift, adding that a sizeable number of the JTF personnel may have lost their lives through such murderous act.

A senior police officer serving in one of the northern states who spoke on condition of anonymity said one of such tankers carrying arms and ammunition was spotted recently inside the premises of a mosque where electric welders were busy cutting open the tankers to evacuate the arms and ammunition into a particular chamber of the mosque.   He said,  “That is the recent tactics that has been uncovered.  But you see, there is little or nothing we can do.

They now  move arms and ammunition in petrol tankers and hide them in special mosques where only members of the sect worship.  Recently, we discovered  that these people were arming themselves from the mosque and we quickly mobilized and laid ambush for them.  Most of them lost their lives during the encounter while others shot their ways to escape.

However,  we  are handicapped because even though we know these mosques, we dare not enter into them to avoid religious war in the country.  Some of them who were seriously injured during the bloody encounter but spoke before they died mentioned a one time military head of state as their sponsor and that they get their arms from Apapa wharf in Lagos and through the three borders in Borno state.

Again, you know soldiers do not take bribe unlike the police, but they easily collect gift.  Members of the sect disguise as good citizens, drive around town with poisoned pure water as gift to the soldiers of the JTF.  This murderous act is not reported because I can tell you authoritatively that many soldiers have lost their lives through this means,” he stated

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Harry: (knock knock)
Chelsea: yes, who you?
Harry: its me Redknap. I'm here to pick my son Totty. We shld be on our way home
Chelsea: check d trash can pls.

I'm Denny Crane

MRbrownJAY: pack her bags and throw her [b]a[/b]ss out and tell her to go and either stay at the house of whoever told her to have that tattoo OR at the tattoo artist place. lol!

my own is even worst, if she "drastically" changes her hairstyle without informing me, and the look is not to my liking,thats a YELLOW CARD........and if she doesnt sort it out? RED CARD and out!!!!

i once broke up with one gal that suddenly lost her damn mind and decided to be pro black. at first she looked nice with her new afro but then it got out of hand and she looked CRAZY with this HUGE afro on her head. when i asked her to do something about it and she wouldnt (she claimed she looked like Angela Davies), i gave her a RED CARD and told her to go and date Angela davies then, lol!

Thumb up bruv Massimo Bussaca! Aside, every woman is expected to be submisive to her HUSBY; a gud reason 4many celebrities' marriages collapse.

omaojo1: @poster, you are one of the few I follow from the sidelines on this forum.

Is it after all you've been through, from school to writing CIBN, to job search until you got a good one that you want to make light of God's faithfulness?

God is about to open another chapter in ur life and the devil is stoping at nothing to frustrate it hence this urge. Hold on a while and you'll be glad u did. I pray for Grace.

Tanx bro. God Bless U real good. A word is enuff 4d wise. QED

And Eniola lives happily thereafter (dancing Azonto)
Buh wait o, she is @ anoda juncture of her life; sandwitched bitwio Uirginity & disflowered.
Sum1 help.....!

Spactacus can neva die, even while naïve in d arena
Denny Crane wil alwaiz win his case, even wen client plea GUILTY 2 murder (1st degree)
Gabby wil alwaiz b d most sexiest of d housewives

9ce 1 gul.
Akpos' 9jer version of John Bull I fink. Hahahaha...