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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Monterrey Vs Chelsea 1 - 3 On 13th December 2012 by opabukun(m): 11:19am On Dec 13, 2012 |
Any site to watch this? |
Politics / Re: Presidency Officials Accuse Jonathan Of Lying To Nigerians by opabukun(m): 8:12pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
For those of you calling for d resignation of Abati, DO U,wen u just star eating? U probably finish eating b4 resigning to bed. |
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Breaks Pele’s Goals Record by opabukun(m): 5:02pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
Messi is still d beast in futbol! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Abramovich To Hand Roberto Di Matteo One-year Chelsea Deal by opabukun(m): 12:41pm On May 24, 2012 |
RDM simply made use of SWOT analysis in dealin wit Nap.,Ben.,Bar. & Bay! He is indeed a great manager. Howeva, RA knows wat he want & how he want it (probably gud entertaining futbol dat delivers silvawares) & he bilifs RDM nids prove just dat b4 comitin himself & his club 2him. Beside £1m “tank u” 4 RDM isn't a joke. |
Jokes Etc / Rape Case In Court (tru Life) by opabukun(m): 2:35pm On May 23, 2012 |
Omo I heard this conversation in a court room and couldn't help laffing.... Naija babes @ it again... Judge to prostitute: "So...when did you realize that You were raped?" Prostitute: *Wiping Away tears* "When the cheque bounced sir" |
Politics / Re: National Assembly Is A Den Of Rogues & Armed Robbers - Obasanjo by opabukun(m): 12:55pm On May 23, 2012 |
ANTITRIBALISM: No Tribalism, Delete Tribalism, Against Tribalism, Wipe Tribalism, Avoid Tribalism, Hate Tribalism, Erase Tribalism, Ignore Tribalism, Flush Tribalism, Reject Tribalism, Resist Tribalism, Sweep Tribalism, Terminate Tribalism, Condemn Tribalism, Oppose Tribalism, Fight Tribalism, Kill Tribalism and Bury Tribalism. Ile-Ife: Ile-Ife: I folo U 4 back. Nofin doeth U! Ile-ife, hmmnn...d ancetral of knowledge. Your words full of bitter truth. Weldone |
Politics / Re: Alamieyesigha Urges Fed Govt To Legalise Bunkering by opabukun(m): 2:47pm On May 22, 2012 |
Can leopard changes its skin? |
NYSC / Re: How Relevant Is NYSC NIM? by opabukun(m): 5:03pm On May 21, 2012 |
NIM/NYSC may not add much 2 ur cv. Considering d cost & depending on ur availability, ill suggest u go 4 it. D issue is weda u do it or not after POP & u r interested in pursuing prof cert in Mgtmnt, u will reg 2sit 4 NIM Graduate prof level wich is d least grade of NIM prof membership. But if u posses addition qualifctn to ur 1st degree but not MBA or equivalent, u wl reg 4 NIM ASSOCIATE membaship wich afta 4years of Assci8 membaship plus ur managerial exposure, u wl b inducted to FELLOW membaship. Buh if u posses MBA, u wl be reg to write exams into FELLOW membaship. QED |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Chelsea After Roberto Di Mateo? by opabukun(m): 12:32am On May 20, 2012 |
Stats.: RDM has won 85% of matches he's being in charge,100% of must-win ones. Question: do u fink he is d one to take Cfc out of d woods? Do u support him stay @ Stamford Bridge? Just now · Like · Comment · Remove |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by opabukun(m): 10:43pm On May 19, 2012 |
Announcing d winner of 2012 Eufa CL is d underdog, slayer of Barca, d owner of FA cup, d only club in EPL, CHELSEA!!! As long as d sky remain blue, I'm blues for LIFE |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by opabukun(m): 3:23pm On May 18, 2012 |
Chelsea got 2d CL final against all odds! Nobody gave us a chance. Buh want tin is certain, dis Chelsea team has got gut. D slayer of Almighty Barca(even @ dear peak) wil play dear heart out 2mao & lift d prestigous trophy 4d 1st time. Up Chelsea!!! |
NYSC / Re: Corpers Allowance Thread: Have You Received Your Allowee? by opabukun(m): 2:12pm On May 18, 2012 |
Eeyah. U just expy 1mnth of years of expy 4 civil servants. We hv a poo government. |
Politics / Re: Armed Forces Ready For Any Crisis - Defence Min. Mohamed by opabukun(m): 2:01pm On May 18, 2012 |
Weneva a stmnt lyk dis come 4m gvtmnt ppl, be sure of one tin; MONEY (huge) HAS CHANGED HAND. & d irony is dat dear won't be any purchase as published. Then cassala go burst wen d “crisis” happened, d so called weapons won't function. (hissing out...) |
Politics / Re: GEJ & FG Are Using My Remarks As A Cover To Arrest Me - Buhari by opabukun(m): 12:32pm On May 16, 2012 |
General, as much as I had great regards 4u to d extent dat I campaigned extensively 4u & joined social group I wldnt ordinarily joined just to join ur course in 2011 (not bcoz u r d best; u r just berra dan d PDP thugs), buh on dis, I SAY NO! Pls if I may ask u SIR, whose blood r we talking about? D looters, corrupt politicians? NO! U r refering 2d blood of d innocent Emeka & Wale on d street of Potiskum, buildings of UN, Thisday, futbol viewing centres for God sake! On dis, I give u a NO!!! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tito Vilanova Replaces Pep Guardiola As Barcelona Coach by opabukun(m): 1:48pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
Pep,d end of an era by Chelsea! We showed d world how to beat Barca, quickly picked by Madrid & sure oda clubs to follow. But b4 it turn to disgrace (lyk ManUtd), a good orator leaves d stage.... I'm in love wt a man of principle lyk Pep. Won't be surp rice if he landed himself @d Bridge (tinking aloud dough) 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Oil Tanker Explosion Destroys Containers, Cars At Apapa Port by opabukun(m): 4:47pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Akaraiwe: What will no happen to the owners of the affected containers? Na wa.......and it could be anyone's...God Help us Exactly my fear in a coutry where Insurance is a game of chess; d insured always d pun |
TV/Movies / Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by opabukun(m): 4:39pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Wen a scene must terminate b4 anoda can begin Wen present scene is about an actor/actress going out & next wl automatically be d actor(ess) arriving his/her destination. Scenes r always ABC.... Wen actor(ess) neva pay for any service eg cab,okada,eatery etc Were d only place to have a date is eatery Wen u c actor going to bed in broad day light & waking up wen camera mistakenly reflects nearest wall clock revealing "1 o'clock” Wen an unemployed Van Vicker wl stil b clad in customized polo shirt |
Politics / Re: Suggest A Presidential Candidate For Nigeria Come 2015. by opabukun(m): 3:47pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
Buhari/Fash wld b a great combo. One wt political brain(fash) & d other wt iron hand needed to deal wt ALL past & present corrupt politicians,civil servants, judiciaries & wat have u. They really need pay dearly 4 there misdeed. |
Politics / Re: The Former Northern Head Of State Behind Boko Haram Revealed by opabukun(m): 11:29pm On Apr 20, 2012 |
Vanguardngrnews |
Politics / Re: The Former Northern Head Of State Behind Boko Haram Revealed by opabukun(m): 11:27pm On Apr 20, 2012 |
It was alleged that a prominent northerner and one time military head of state (names withheld) was behind the recent tactics. The source further stated the former military leader had at a time called and notified a senior Custom’s Officer at the Apapa wharf when one of the containers of weapons of destruction arrived to ensure that it was not inspected.[b][/b] |
Politics / The Former Northern Head Of State Behind Boko Haram Revealed by opabukun(m): 11:25pm On Apr 20, 2012 |
R-E-V-E-A-L-E-D! How Boko Haram import arms from Apapa Wharf, Borno Tweet April 20, 2012 | 8:00 pm Crime Guard By By ALBERT AKPOR … Uses petrol tankers, camels to convey arms DETERMINED to consolidate and perpetrate their reigns of terror in the northern states of the country against all known security apparatus put in place by the federal government, members of the Islamic fundamentalist sect otherwise known as Boko Haram, now move their arms and ammunition from one state to another in petrol tankers. Crime Guard authoritatively scooped that the group also uses designated mosques as their armory. According to sources, most of the sect’s weapons entered the country through the Apapa Wharf and the northern borders of Chad, Mali and Niger Republic and are evacuated into tankers with the alleged assistance of some members of the authorized security agents at these borders suspected to be members of the group. Camels to the rescue The tankers would normally sail through all checkpoints until they get to their destination where the contents are again evacuated into designated mosques. Camels are said to be equally used in this movement of arms and ammunition. Sources said a curious policeman attached to Wuronu Division in Borno state stopped some of these beasts of burden normally loaded with grains coming into the country through these northern borders only to discover l54 ammunition and two AK 47 Assault riffles carefully hidden in babaringa of two members of the sect escorting the camels. Both the animals and the sect members were arrested and have been transferred to the Force headquarters, Abuja for further investigation. It was alleged that a prominent northerner and one time military head of state (names withheld) was behind the recent tactics. The source further stated the former military leader had at a time called and notified a senior Custom’s Officer at the Apapa wharf when one of the containers of weapons of destruction arrived to ensure that it was not inspected. He was alleged to have equally mandated the customs officer whom he facilitated his enlistment into the organization to ensure that he supervised the trans load of the weapons from the container to the tankers. The whole exercise was said to have taken place at the dead of the night. Sources hinted further that the recent tricks was aimed at outwitting eagle-eyed security personnel including the Joint Task Force JTF at the various checkpoints in the troubled states.  Fake NNPC inscription Investigation further revealed that most of the tankers used had the inscription of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation NNPC. This was formulated to deceive security operatives and erase any form of suspicion. It was learned that though the sect was yet to be beaten to their new tricks, security personnel, especially men of the JTF, now stop petrol tankers whether private or government owned for detailed search while their drivers are mandated to spill little content of the tanker to authenticate if it was actually conveying fuel. In addition, security agents also detail some of their men to escort the tanker (s) to the filling station and monitor the discharge of the content. Poisoned pure water Impeccable sources also informed that apart from conveying arms and ammunition in tankers, the sect has also devised another deadly means of killing members of the JTF via poisoned sachet water popularly called pure water. According to sources, members of the sect disguise as good citizens and go around with bags of poisoned sachet water to give to JTF operatives as gift, adding that a sizeable number of the JTF personnel may have lost their lives through such murderous act. A senior police officer serving in one of the northern states who spoke on condition of anonymity said one of such tankers carrying arms and ammunition was spotted recently inside the premises of a mosque where electric welders were busy cutting open the tankers to evacuate the arms and ammunition into a particular chamber of the mosque. He said, “That is the recent tactics that has been uncovered. But you see, there is little or nothing we can do. They now move arms and ammunition in petrol tankers and hide them in special mosques where only members of the sect worship. Recently, we discovered that these people were arming themselves from the mosque and we quickly mobilized and laid ambush for them. Most of them lost their lives during the encounter while others shot their ways to escape. However, we are handicapped because even though we know these mosques, we dare not enter into them to avoid religious war in the country. Some of them who were seriously injured during the bloody encounter but spoke before they died mentioned a one time military head of state as their sponsor and that they get their arms from Apapa wharf in Lagos and through the three borders in Borno state. Again, you know soldiers do not take bribe unlike the police, but they easily collect gift. Members of the sect disguise as good citizens, drive around town with poisoned pure water as gift to the soldiers of the JTF. This murderous act is not reported because I can tell you authoritatively that many soldiers have lost their lives through this means,” he stated |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Barcelona (1 - 0) On April 18 2012 by opabukun(m): 10:11pm On Apr 18, 2012 |
“How To Play Barca & Win” is out! Grab Ur Copy fast!! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: FA Cup: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (1 - 5) On April 15th 2012 by opabukun(m): 10:37pm On Apr 15, 2012 |
Stamford Bridge skool, #1 Webley Street, F A County. Harry: (knock knock) Chelsea: yes, who you? Harry: its me Redknap. I'm here to pick my son Totty. We shld be on our way home Chelsea: check d trash can pls. |
Romance / Re: Toast A lady/guy With Not More Than 8 Words! by opabukun(m): 9:15pm On Apr 10, 2012 |
I'm Denny Crane 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Wife had Tattoo Inked all over her body Without My Consent by opabukun(m): 9:04pm On Apr 10, 2012 |
MRbrownJAY: Thumb up bruv Massimo Bussaca! Aside, every woman is expected to be submisive to her HUSBY; a gud reason 4many celebrities' marriages collapse. |
Romance / Re: Yearnin For A Man's Touch by opabukun(m): 8:53pm On Apr 08, 2012 |
omaojo1: @poster, you are one of the few I follow from the sidelines on this forum. Tanx bro. God Bless U real good. A word is enuff 4d wise. QED |
Romance / Re: The Story Of My Life by opabukun(m): 8:43pm On Apr 08, 2012 |
And Eniola lives happily thereafter (dancing Azonto) Buh wait o, she is @ anoda juncture of her life; sandwitched bitwio Uirginity & disflowered. Sum1 help.....! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by opabukun(m): 12:19am On Apr 07, 2012 |
Spactacus can neva die, even while naïve in d arena Denny Crane wil alwaiz win his case, even wen client plea GUILTY 2 murder (1st degree) Gabby wil alwaiz b d most sexiest of d housewives |
Jokes Etc / Re: Your Phone Number by opabukun(m): 11:48pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
9ce 1 gul. Akpos' 9jer version of John Bull I fink. Hahahaha... |
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