LesbianBoy:
This hoe will not kill someborry! If you go through her instagram page eh! I have been chatting with her on instagram via DM and I managed to convince her to send me pictures of her completely n.aked body and she did! Meeen....guys i have not been myself!


Anyways, If you want her instagram handle click LIKE if you don't want click SHARE

Modified: Oga o! Buhari has really failed this country! Issokay with the likes oooooo. Una too like big nyansh for this nairaland! Ahn ahn!

Ok "@symbaserothick" is her instagram handle! Happy wanking vaseline crew

let me confirm

kay29000:
Tangerine and Orange are both Citrus fruits...someone could have grafted a branch from a tangerine tree to the orange tree. But this reminds me of one of my hens that suddenly started developing cock features...it now looks exactly like a cock, but still lays eggs.

e fit be bisexual na

Reni1:
Jealousy Jealousy na him dey worry you.

Yes you are right with the high over head cost, but you are missing the point.

1. The guy earns what he worked for, and not having any dubious means.

2. Accomodation is not as expensive as you have portrayed. In Texas area, Mortgage is about $800 to $1000, insurance bills and everything brings it up to $1500 to $1700 but note they are paying mortgage and not rent. But hey, this covers school fees for upto 4 Children per household, that is you do not have to pay yoyr child school feez from elementary to highschool (16 years).

3. You are the one opprressed because everyone thriving in the US have a story to tell but thank God for making headways. Families live on $3000 per month and can take care of their nuclear family. p

4. There is a new generation of young nigerians in American who earn between $70,000 to $250,000. The only differnece is we all are equal whether gateman o, nurse o, toilet man o, engineer o, dr o, we naturally wont show off.

5. I natuarally dont support gwtting a car note, so Id rather buy salvaged car fix, and pay cash. Nevertheless, if one can afford the luxury of dropping $500 for an SUV, why are u taking panadol for his headache.

My point is, you really dont know about life in the US, and its best you just siddon look to learn from other peoples experience, pick what will benefit you and move on.


Bottomline, respect other peoples' hustle

thus: a very reasonable reply...

cstr1000:

You are insane for telling me to shut up.
What has tight spaces got to do with bulldozing defenders who are ready to chop off your legs with the referee waving play on.
If messi comes to the EPL, and he gets sent to a 6 months injury in his first game for attempting to dribble a whole host of defenders, nobody will tell him to cut down on his dribbling and pass the ball.
We are talking of no-nonsense defenders, and this football illiterate is talking of tight spaces in a spanish league with shitty defenders and terrible defending.
This is the same Spanish league where the useless Pique is King. A league where marcelo and Ramos attack like no man's business and forget about defending.
Check out hazard who is always trying to dribble in the EPL. He is consistently the most fouled player in Europe.

!!!!!!!!!!

Suspect33:
what did u smoke? Did you watch him against eibar? Ronaldo is finished

at age 33, even Pele dint make it to that age before dropping his guard, you are not OK sir

Lol, strength if three men,.... No strength can defeat wing Chun,

DarkRebel69:


You have summed it up perfectly. The Balon D'or award has gone to the dogs. Now all you have to do is ensure that you're lucky enough to be part of a team that wins a major trophy and score a few tap-ins and BAM! You win the Balon D'or.

Sentiments aside, Messi was better than Ronaldo in all ramifications last season. Anyone who would remonstrate with that is wilfully neglecting impersonal logic for mawkish partisanship.

I was so busy that I didn't even know today was the award night. The Internet is so dry and only Real Madrid fans and Ronaldo apologists seem to be excited about the scam that happened tonight.

to slap u dey hungry me

M confused, this is double wahala for dead body....

asawanathegreat:
How can a car bow to okada abi bike. U would have crush d baga instead of loosing ur life for him.

maybe she's not really experienced..... Chai.
Rip

No Comment.... Me wey don spend money I wn use buy am sef.... Bad world

Lol

madjune:


Can you see your brain?

Now, did they put a gun to the Tagbo guy head?

have u heard of man slaughter charges..

Which kind speed be dis na... Rip sha

See hair like yahoo Boi...

Two stopped my car last week and they were shouting, stop der, park, u was just smiling.... I asked wht he wnted he said won't I give them somtin, I gave him 5h,...
Later Thst day I went back to him nd told him I dint like the way he harassed me, why he dey shout when am not a thief, he laughed and told asked me for forgiveness..

[color=#000099][/color]no comment

If atiku and good luck should align.... Then it's over.!!!

lenghtinny:

What if the so called girlfriend is an undercover ashawo that they love to call runs babe in Nigeria...
You can lower your expectations from your good girlfriend but you don't expect nothing from an ashi.

I met a lady yesterday night nd she told me point blank in cool English 90% girls are doing runs, I felt cold... I offered her a host nd chills, she say na momey be koko,.... Life don spoil

NwaChibuzor:
That kidnapper was not smart. Next time you kidnap, if the family no coperate to pay ransom, you erase her within 2 days. You don't have to wait for 5 days before they pay you your money.

in case u try to modify this useless post,... Omo oshi radarada

Oba to sure ju

CaptainSALAZAR:


Even if you aren't broke you will encounter some of the categories.

I encountered one too, for months my pocket hear am.... Mapoly girls Ehn....!!!! Tufia

seangy4konji:
twoods calm down..i see the way you take things as if na u sabi every.yes its good to let people know falsifying is or wont be of any benefit to them or us in general but you always like to stress it like a commander.u no be consular...i will only share you one of different things cos OFIRI LETI...Walls have hears...ibne of mys cousin was rejected UK 3 times and invitation was from bro from their mother side 4 of them with british passport but he was used to falsifying docs.got banned for 10 years...we got the letter on a monday and responded on wednesday and they put a call through the next monday and on that same passport they put that stamp you seem to put as one of theirs as if it is not meant to be stamped on one of our passports...where ur power stop na there some other people begin...dont falsify docs and always be truthful..

i got nothing in this world myself..my word and my balls..i dont break it. be easy when you try to correct people...they will understand better instead of acting like say their destiny is controlled by the knowledge of what you know.

ogiri leti

JON01:

.
.
.sort of happened to my friend.. Died MAY1.. Friends rolling ride now

lol dem use am, I run away from free flexing

And so, the only difference BTW her an the lady that grinded me yesterday was the mode of dressing....

olasaad:


What is 8k this is Hitaget now max is 5k and this one na even 3 yard not 6

Nawa for u o, I said some Ankara, not specific on the type moreover, 3 yard no go reach do cloth so the person will have to buy 10k of it den,... Nawao

olasaad:
The Ankara fabric itself is #2500. So how much is sewing? Well maybe the shop is located at Oriental hotel

there are some for 8k it's grade by grade, but even me no fit buy am for that price as a designer...

NOC1:
It has not been confirmed, they have cautioned the Turkey news paper spreading the unconfirmed news.

who will now caution Nigerian stupid papers

The voting went brutal, to all screaming,.... Many were left injured.. I don't support brutality tho

Buhari is not that smart but I think I will choose buhari

Newbiee:
Good for those asking what have changed in two years.

ECURITY & RELATED MATTERS

1. Release of 106 Chibok girls, as well as over 16,000 persons in Boko Haram captivity.
2. Tackling insurgency, decimation of Boko Haram in the North East.
3. Recovering 14 local governments and territories previously under Boko Haram control in the North East, rebuilding lives of citizens there; about one million displaced persons in the NE have returned to their communities in two years of this administration.
4. Curbing the incidence of kidnap across the country. (Arrest of kidnap kingpins and dismantling of kidnap cells across the country)
5. Restoring morale of the Nigerian military; re-organizing and better equipping the Nigerian Armed Forces.
6. Purchase of 12 Super-Tucano aircrafts worth $600 million to aid the Nigerian military’s current operations in the North East.
7. Ensuring continued peace in the Niger Delta through consistent funding of the FG amnesty programme for ex-militants.
8. Introduction of an improved mechanism for distribution of aid to IDPs in the North East through the establishment of the Special Intervention Programme of the Federal Government. (Door-to-door strategy)
ECONOMY
9. Implementing the National Economic Recovery and Growth Plan (ERGP) to aid economic recovery, taking the country out of her worst recession in 29 years, despite fall in oil prices.
10. N1.2 trillion expended on capital/infrastructure projects nationwide, a milestone in the nation’s history.
11. Effective implementation of the Treasury Single Account, and increasing government revenue by over N3 trillion as well as entrenching transparency and accountability.
12. Implementation of the Bank Verification Number (BVN), thus tackling corruption by plugging loopholes for siphoning of public fund and tracking of illicit funds through multiple accounts
13. Ease of doing business: the Federal Government signed into law two bills from the National Assembly (Acts are the Secured Transactions in Movable Assets Act, 2017 (otherwise known as Collateral Registry Act) and the Credit Reporting Act, 2017) which has facilitated access to more affordable credit for Nigerians, fast tracked budget submissions and promotes Made-in-Nigeria products.
14. Establishment of the Presidential Quarterly Business Forum to enhance interaction and private sector participation in the development of the economy.
15. Institutionalizing E-governance setting the foundation for the creation of a truly digital economy.
16. Creation of opportunities for youths to leverage innovation in technology through the introduction of the Aso Villa Demo Day (AVDD) through which over N700 million has been disbursed to young entrepreneurs.
17. The revitalization of the Made-in-Nigeria campaign. (Emphasis on consumption of local products gain grounds)
18. Implementing reforms in the civil service which has led to the elimination of over 30,000 ghost workers, thereby saving the country billions of naira monthly.
19. Massive investments in agriculture, e.g, Anchors Borrowers Programme to improve local produce, improving fertiliser distribution and access across states through the Presidential Fertilizer Initiative.
20. Reduction in rice imports as a result of government’s policies that has encouraged massive rice production across Nigeria.
21. Improving transport infrastructure (rail and road); construction work ongoing on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, renovation of Abuja International Airport runway, completion of Abuja – Kaduna Railway among others.
22. Social Investment Programmes (SIP): N-Power Volunteer Scheme creating jobs for over 200,000 (and still counting) unemployed graduates in all the 36 states and the FCT.
23. SIP: Ongoing Government Enterprise and Empowerment (GEEP) Scheme; commenced in November 2016 in collaboration with the Bank of Industry, where soft loans ranging from N10, 000 to N100, 000 have been given to over 189,000 market women and traders across different states.
24. SIP: Home Grown School Feeding Programme, where almost three million schoolchildren have been fed, while tens of thousands of cooks have been engaged in their respective states.
25. SIP: Conditional Cash Transfer (CCT) scheme, under which about 25,000 less privileged Nigerians so far are now being funded with the monthly N5,000 stipend in 9 pilot States (Bauchi, Borno, Cross Rivers, Ekiti, Kwara, Kogi, Niger, Osun and Oyo). More beneficiaries are expected to be added in more states.
26. The establishment of MSMEs Clinics, a small Business support programme to support entrepreneurs and small businesses in different states.
27. Establishment of One-Stop-Shops to support policies on Ease of Doing Business.
28. The take-off of the 2nd Niger Bridge.
29. Phasing out subsidy for petroleum products, elimination of fuel scarcity and queues in petrol stations.
30. Implementation of the FG Niger Delta new vision, a comprehensive road map to improve livelihood and social infrastructure.
31. Improved power generation nationwide adding $500million to Nigeria’s sovereign wealth fund and about $87million to its excess crude account.
32. The creation of the N30billion Solid Minerals Development Fund.
33. Encouraging the patronage of local contents and increasing export in agriculture.
34. Signing of Executive Order 001 which is the promotion of transparency and efficiency in the business environment - to ensure that public servants offer prompt service in a predictable and transparent manner, and sanction undue delays.
35. Signing of Executive Order 002 which is on prompt submission of annual budgetary estimates by all statutory and non-statutory agencies of the Federal Government including incorporated companies wholly owned by FG.
36. Bailout of cash crunch states; about N689 billion to 27 states of the federation to pay salaries in 2015.
37. Complete refund of Paris loan deductions to states (unprecedented).
38. Implementing the 2011 UNEP report for the ongoing Ogoni clean-up process after decades of oil spills and pollution.
39. Modification of the tax system so that it is more efficient.
40. Reforms in the airports (reconstruction of the Abuja airport runway and ongoing work at the Lagos airport).
41. Reforms at the nation’s seaports (Issues with cargo clearance at the ports addressed)
42. Improved duration (under 48 hours) for visa approval especially for investors.
43. Resuscitation of the nation’s refineries which are now working at 50 percent capacity for the first time in over a decade.
44. Eleven of the dead 33 fertilizer plants have been resuscitated while four others are to be revived shortly and this has profound impact on the ongoing revolution in the agricultural sector.
45. For the first time in more than 45 years, the Mambila Power Plant is set to take off with the allocation of $5.6billion for its realization and an expected 3,050 MW output upon completion.
46. Increasing external reserves to a 13 month high of $33 billion from $29.13 billion which has surpassed the ERGPs target of $30.56 billion despite global low oil prices and production challenges.
47. Cancellation of the Joint Venture cash calls with oil multinational companies operating in Nigeria (For the first time in the history of the industry) which has led to savings of billions of dollars lost to fictitious contract payments.
48. Release of N2 billion take off grant for the Maritime University as part of measures to address agitations in the Niger Delta region.
49. The new development bank of Nigeria (DBN) is finally taking off with initial funding of $1.3billion (provided by the World Bank, German Development Bank, African Development Bank, Agence Francaise De Development) to provide medium and long term loans to MSMEs.
ANTI – GRAFT WAR.
50. Improving Nigeria’s international image and regional cooperation with neighbouring countries in fighting insurgency.
51. Anti-corruption war: Prosecuting alleged corrupt public officers and recovering billions of naira of stolen public funds; the successful establishment of the whistle-blower policy.
52. Signing of Executive Order 004 – Voluntary Income Asset Declaration Scheme (VAIDS). This aims to increase tax awareness and compliance, and reduce incidence of tax evasion.
53. Signing of agreements with a number of nations to provide Automatic Exchange of Information.
54. Signing of the Extradition Treaty between Nigeria and United Arab Emirates (UAE) toward strengthening Nigeria’s anti-corruption campaign.
55. Establishment of PACAC – a think-tank that has provided leadership, direction and also built capacity of personnel in the fight against corruption.
OTHERS
56. Eradication of polio disease in the country.
57. The introduction of the One Primary Health Centre per ward programme of the Federal Government.

Newbiee:
Good for those asking what have changed in two years.

ECURITY & RELATED MATTERS

1. Release of 106 Chibok girls, as well as over 16,000 persons in Boko Haram captivity.
2. Tackling insurgency, decimation of Boko Haram in the North East.
3. Recovering 14 local governments and territories previously under Boko Haram control in the North East, rebuilding lives of citizens there; about one million displaced persons in the NE have returned to their communities in two years of this administration.
4. Curbing the incidence of kidnap across the country. (Arrest of kidnap kingpins and dismantling of kidnap cells across the country)
5. Restoring morale of the Nigerian military; re-organizing and better equipping the Nigerian Armed Forces.
6. Purchase of 12 Super-Tucano aircrafts worth $600 million to aid the Nigerian military’s current operations in the North East.
7. Ensuring continued peace in the Niger Delta through consistent funding of the FG amnesty programme for ex-militants.
8. Introduction of an improved mechanism for distribution of aid to IDPs in the North East through the establishment of the Special Intervention Programme of the Federal Government. (Door-to-door strategy)
ECONOMY
9. Implementing the National Economic Recovery and Growth Plan (ERGP) to aid economic recovery, taking the country out of her worst recession in 29 years, despite fall in oil prices.
10. N1.2 trillion expended on capital/infrastructure projects nationwide, a milestone in the nation’s history.
11. Effective implementation of the Treasury Single Account, and increasing government revenue by over N3 trillion as well as entrenching transparency and accountability.
12. Implementation of the Bank Verification Number (BVN), thus tackling corruption by plugging loopholes for siphoning of public fund and tracking of illicit funds through multiple accounts
13. Ease of doing business: the Federal Government signed into law two bills from the National Assembly (Acts are the Secured Transactions in Movable Assets Act, 2017 (otherwise known as Collateral Registry Act) and the Credit Reporting Act, 2017) which has facilitated access to more affordable credit for Nigerians, fast tracked budget submissions and promotes Made-in-Nigeria products.
14. Establishment of the Presidential Quarterly Business Forum to enhance interaction and private sector participation in the development of the economy.
15. Institutionalizing E-governance setting the foundation for the creation of a truly digital economy.
16. Creation of opportunities for youths to leverage innovation in technology through the introduction of the Aso Villa Demo Day (AVDD) through which over N700 million has been disbursed to young entrepreneurs.
17. The revitalization of the Made-in-Nigeria campaign. (Emphasis on consumption of local products gain grounds)
18. Implementing reforms in the civil service which has led to the elimination of over 30,000 ghost workers, thereby saving the country billions of naira monthly.
19. Massive investments in agriculture, e.g, Anchors Borrowers Programme to improve local produce, improving fertiliser distribution and access across states through the Presidential Fertilizer Initiative.
20. Reduction in rice imports as a result of government’s policies that has encouraged massive rice production across Nigeria.
21. Improving transport infrastructure (rail and road); construction work ongoing on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, renovation of Abuja International Airport runway, completion of Abuja – Kaduna Railway among others.
22. Social Investment Programmes (SIP): N-Power Volunteer Scheme creating jobs for over 200,000 (and still counting) unemployed graduates in all the 36 states and the FCT.
23. SIP: Ongoing Government Enterprise and Empowerment (GEEP) Scheme; commenced in November 2016 in collaboration with the Bank of Industry, where soft loans ranging from N10, 000 to N100, 000 have been given to over 189,000 market women and traders across different states.
24. SIP: Home Grown School Feeding Programme, where almost three million schoolchildren have been fed, while tens of thousands of cooks have been engaged in their respective states.
25. SIP: Conditional Cash Transfer (CCT) scheme, under which about 25,000 less privileged Nigerians so far are now being funded with the monthly N5,000 stipend in 9 pilot States (Bauchi, Borno, Cross Rivers, Ekiti, Kwara, Kogi, Niger, Osun and Oyo). More beneficiaries are expected to be added in more states.
26. The establishment of MSMEs Clinics, a small Business support programme to support entrepreneurs and small businesses in different states.
27. Establishment of One-Stop-Shops to support policies on Ease of Doing Business.
28. The take-off of the 2nd Niger Bridge.
29. Phasing out subsidy for petroleum products, elimination of fuel scarcity and queues in petrol stations.
30. Implementation of the FG Niger Delta new vision, a comprehensive road map to improve livelihood and social infrastructure.
31. Improved power generation nationwide adding $500million to Nigeria’s sovereign wealth fund and about $87million to its excess crude account.
32. The creation of the N30billion Solid Minerals Development Fund.
33. Encouraging the patronage of local contents and increasing export in agriculture.
34. Signing of Executive Order 001 which is the promotion of transparency and efficiency in the business environment - to ensure that public servants offer prompt service in a predictable and transparent manner, and sanction undue delays.
35. Signing of Executive Order 002 which is on prompt submission of annual budgetary estimates by all statutory and non-statutory agencies of the Federal Government including incorporated companies wholly owned by FG.
36. Bailout of cash crunch states; about N689 billion to 27 states of the federation to pay salaries in 2015.
37. Complete refund of Paris loan deductions to states (unprecedented).
38. Implementing the 2011 UNEP report for the ongoing Ogoni clean-up process after decades of oil spills and pollution.
39. Modification of the tax system so that it is more efficient.
40. Reforms in the airports (reconstruction of the Abuja airport runway and ongoing work at the Lagos airport).
41. Reforms at the nation’s seaports (Issues with cargo clearance at the ports addressed)
42. Improved duration (under 48 hours) for visa approval especially for investors.
43. Resuscitation of the nation’s refineries which are now working at 50 percent capacity for the first time in over a decade.
44. Eleven of the dead 33 fertilizer plants have been resuscitated while four others are to be revived shortly and this has profound impact on the ongoing revolution in the agricultural sector.
45. For the first time in more than 45 years, the Mambila Power Plant is set to take off with the allocation of $5.6billion for its realization and an expected 3,050 MW output upon completion.
46. Increasing external reserves to a 13 month high of $33 billion from $29.13 billion which has surpassed the ERGPs target of $30.56 billion despite global low oil prices and production challenges.
47. Cancellation of the Joint Venture cash calls with oil multinational companies operating in Nigeria (For the first time in the history of the industry) which has led to savings of billions of dollars lost to fictitious contract payments.
48. Release of N2 billion take off grant for the Maritime University as part of measures to address agitations in the Niger Delta region.
49. The new development bank of Nigeria (DBN) is finally taking off with initial funding of $1.3billion (provided by the World Bank, German Development Bank, African Development Bank, Agence Francaise De Development) to provide medium and long term loans to MSMEs.
ANTI – GRAFT WAR.
50. Improving Nigeria’s international image and regional cooperation with neighbouring countries in fighting insurgency.
51. Anti-corruption war: Prosecuting alleged corrupt public officers and recovering billions of naira of stolen public funds; the successful establishment of the whistle-blower policy.
52. Signing of Executive Order 004 – Voluntary Income Asset Declaration Scheme (VAIDS). This aims to increase tax awareness and compliance, and reduce incidence of tax evasion.
53. Signing of agreements with a number of nations to provide Automatic Exchange of Information.
54. Signing of the Extradition Treaty between Nigeria and United Arab Emirates (UAE) toward strengthening Nigeria’s anti-corruption campaign.
55. Establishment of PACAC – a think-tank that has provided leadership, direction and also built capacity of personnel in the fight against corruption.
OTHERS
56. Eradication of polio disease in the country.
57. The introduction of the One Primary Health Centre per ward programme of the Federal Government.

u r bastard, u knw, M indifferent about the administration, but all these jagons on top wht..

Is this not the guy that kissed Nk's feet

ignis:
Op, before I give my advice, I will like to condemn the act of exposing the Lady's mobile number, which you did on your post. Some gullible people could start calling, insulting and attacking the lady. She could sue you for that and claim damages.

I will advice you get a Court Order, instructing that the account and all her account in every other banks (linked to her BVN) be placed on PND restriction till the money is recovered.

she needs the insult, wht r u saying sef guess y cn do wht she did... Sl
Modified: sue u said.... Lol read the law very well and understand each paragraphs!!!!