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One million Joe Biden can never defeat Trump. He can't even defeat Bernie Sanders, if not that the Dem establishment doesn't want Bernie and always rigging him out because he is not part of their inner circle. Biden will be destroyed in November, despite all the crisis the Democrats have been engineering this past few months, like spreading the Coronavirus, like riots and whatnot. They will fail. Biden is a total disaster

obonujoker:
That Kamala Harris already looks evil

But God in his infinite mercies will allow Trump win again...

Amen

She is evillllllllllll. They wanna make her president through the back door. Uncle Sleepy Joe the shameless pedophile is a walking vegetable, even 50 times worse than Buhari. Touching little underage girls is the only thing that keeps his antenna receiver working

GamalNasser:
Trump is a two term President

After that, Pence 8 years, after that Ben Carson 8 years, after that Nikki Halley 8 years. The Demoncrats should just forget about America. They won't smell the White House in another 50 years

@OP, I pour oil on your head and anoint you a Knight of the Order of Masculinity. Alpha males must take over this world again, beta males saboteurs your time is up. The male simp culture must die!

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How can a 53 inches TV be 9 thousand naira negotiable. It is either the TV is dead, or it is a stolen TV or this post is a bloody scam. Bet make eye mind my business abeg

Drsnives:
Hello guys I don't want to bore you with a long epistle, I recently came back from service (nysc) and found my guys those that didn't even go to school buying lands n building for themselves structures especially the ones riding okada. Most of them do have savings of 10k weekly aside other expenses like feeding,rent etc despite having wife/girlfriends n children.Though I learnt mason work before going to the university but mason work is seasonal especially during the raining season, have been at home for almost 3wiks doing nothing just spending the little savings I had from service.
With that been said I decided to get myself a bike with the remaining money I have pending on when things sterblize(federal/state job or when HV gathered enof Moni for business). If those with family can save 10k weekly, I think I can save 15k weekly since am single and still staying with my parents. I prayed to God for direction Sha but hope my decision isn't bad?

A lil prayer for me won't be bad

Don't buy bike ohh, find something else. Bike and HBP are like 5 & 6. The risk outweighs the rewards

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Did he take female students on a cold room tour

Finally, we think that Fani Kayode should brief us on the standing of the Party in his own State, if he is on ground. We know that the PDP is very weak in his State, so he should go and put his State together for the Party.

mehnnn see KO uppercut

Nairalandmonika:
More like the effect of lack of polio vaccine. These children were not given the polio vaccine.

Ask ur parents am pretty sure u were vaccinated.

Mr Oga am not against vaccination. I just took my son for vaccination, 3 shots, less than 2 weeks ago. I'm against big govt pharma vaccines created in a rush without proper adequate phase by phase testing and black people being used as guinea pigs in their scientific gambling. You can donate yourself for the Russia vaccines injection trials when Nigerian govt gets it. I will wait for the American one coming out in 2021/2022.

1 billion streams no be beans oh . Please who can calculate how many GB of data has been burned?

byinks:
I'm not inclined to believe you anymore
Wholescale or limited scale.
It will ALTER DNA Permanently

All this semantics doesn't change the fact.

Oga leave dem na , dem no dey tell person. By d time they are injected and 20 years down the line, they give birth to children with strange deformities or have critical organ failures or brain seizure, dey will know that it is very deadly to rush vaccine creation. The Americans and West Europeans that said the earliest date for vaccines is 2021 they are not stupid, and even that is still them speeding thing up. Vaccines normally can take 2 to 3 years of proper testing to be sure it is safe to use and not having any long term adverse effects and to study if there is any long term effects. Cuz Putin chook him dawta all of dem fell for d scam. Daughter that immediately she was injected, 10 minutes after behind the scenes they would have quickly extracted the thing from her system or even given her a neutralizing antidote. Let them use themselves as guinea pigs for Russia, dem no dey tell person

chrisblack:
that's not true. The issue with the Russian vacancine is that proper standard as regards clinicay trials were not properly followed.it was rushed in other for them to claim first. This is a fact even the WHO.is worried about.please check the timeline. The issue and fear is over the next phase of the virus evolution would the so called vaccine help or further worsen the situation we don't know .there are no proper verifiable data as regards the Russian claim. They skipped various stages of trials ,which are very important ones.My point is Africans should be very careful in jumping on these claim.

Only mumu people will try the vaccine. By the time the long term effects show, they will be crying.

uuzba:
The etrnansport was supposed to be operated under the rader.
The OWNER of the car should do the driving with confidence.
And he carries the passengers as if it is his friends he's carrying.
Then no VIO, or road safety can stop you, ask for papers or discover that it is business you are doing.

Instead, Nigerians went and gave their car to a house-boy looking driver.
The houseboy, then carries passengers who sit in the BACK SEAT.
This then makes him really look like a houseboy.
He then compounds the issue by holding the steering LIKE A HOUSEBOY, instead of like a bigboy.

Any VIO, or road safety that see the car approaching from a distance will know that:
1. This guy driving is a driver (houseboy)
2. That car is not his own.
3. He must be employed by somebody else.
4. He's carrying a passenger.
5. Let's stop him and collect money.
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By the time you start trying to prove that you don't have money, VIO and co, take the matter up to Lagos state... as they've just done,
and kukuma FINE the whole company UBER and BOLT.
Your runs done spoil now.

your got it wrong oga. Do the car owners own the apps? NO! So how can they operate under radar? Uber and Taxify etc the e-hailing companies own the apps. And they can't operate under radar if they want to get popular among the customers. How will customers know about them if they don't promote their platform. The main problem and reason why the Lagos State Agbero govt wants to destroy Uber and Taxify is because ever since they came on board, they have destroyed the monopoly the yellow taxi union and the airport cab unions were enjoying. A passenger will arrive at the airport, from Ikeja to Ajah, they will charge him 20k, he has no choice but to pay, cuz plane landed at 1:30am, not safe to move on the night with luggages, so he takes the taxi from the airport taxi union. Same thing yellow taxi. You're stranded in the middle of nowhere at night you spot and flag down a dilapidated taxi, for a distance of 5KM, he will charge u 5K, because he knows u are stranded and don't have a choice before criminals will come and cut your head where you are on the road. You pay and move. Those guys were always smiling to the bank until Uber and Taxify came. What airport taxi union will charge 20K, Uber car will do it 5K or 6K; what yellow taxi with their dead car will charge 4K, Uber with a/c and comfort will charge N700, and u will still be controlling d driver like your houseboy, u don't have to go on the road to hustle for car to flag down, they will come and meet you at the comfort of where u are. So people hurriedly abandoned all those guys and switched to Uber and Taxify. Those guys weren't smiling to bank again, they were hungry, cars were parked down most of the time. They hated Uber and Taxify with passion and have been looking for ways to send them out of town. No matter what they did, Uber and Taxify became more popular, so they have to resort to the last option, govt agbero power to step in. Why will govt help them? Because those guys are their political thugs, and the boys they use to have a firm grip on political power in Lagos. Yellow taxi union is part of NURTW, the agbero union thug wing of the the Lagos Agbero govt. The ones that snatch ballot boxes and do their dirty work in getting rid of opposition. What of airport taxi union, they are mainly retirees or ex- agbero or comrades partner in association with yellow taxi union. They know themselves and shared the mafia territory among themselves to generate revenue and settle their senior Agberos in connect with govt. So now the agbero govt has no choice than to step in to crush Uber and Taxify. Their agbero support union boys are too hungry, something must be done to chase Uber and Taxify out for good. So this is not even about revenue alone, they want those guys out for good, so everything can go back to the normal status quo where agbero controls the transport system in Lagos. EKO Agbero Oni Baje o

Coldie:
The system is feasible. Paying 10m every year, minust rent minust tax minus other expenses minus police problem, the system they Are agitating for would flop

THE SYSTEM IS NOT FEASIBLE because UBER or TAXIFY

DO NOT OWN THE CARS.
Have you driven your car on Uber or Taxify before? I have. It was hell. I pulled out straight before they turn car to coffin for me. I was better off selling my car at a loss and moving on than using it for Uber. Then they now want to introduce an evil policy that is totally destructive to the car owner. From Bariga to general hospital Ikeja, around 1am, I took Taxify, the final price 1K when he ended d trip, car with full a/c and comfort. But one time I was stranded in a commercial avenue Maryland bus stop around 1am too thereabouts, no bus again, I had to opt for kabukabu taxi, dat is the dilapidated type of yellow taxi. Las las na N1,500 I pay to Bariga. No a/c, seat torn and smelly with bedbugs. Yet it is the same Uber and Taxify this agbero government want to choke to death

Coldie:
True now. Imagine saying for u to be a driver in Lagos u must have Lagos State driving institute card. That means if every state decides to enact this law, before u travel from Lagos to bornu u will have over 15 cards in ur possession

don't mind the thieves. If every state replicates half of what Lagos is doing, the country will be a fantastically chaotic mess. If every state issues their own driving license, that means to move from one state to another in Nigeria, you need to carry 35 licenses + FG license making it 36. It's not their fault at all. That's what you get when your FG is as useless as the gold on Neptune. If the FG was not useless, they will have put their foot down and scrapped that useless LASDRI of a thing. Why will the FG approve and give me a driving license to drive freely within Nigeria and then one useless state govt will now say I must get another license as if they are not part of Nigeria. And worst of it is that the useless LASDRI is nothing but another agbero extortion policy, not even about public safety. Just pay 2K bribe and get it same day. Renewable every year, more money for the thieves .

ENG0701:
I doubt there is a 2017 car that cost less than 3.5m especially with the current exchange rate. This seems more like a strategy to reduce the number of drivers on these apps.

2017 tokunbo Corolla costs nothing less than N7.5m for accident free car. So they want someone to invest N7.5m to buy a Corolla for Uber and pick passenger from Lekki phase one to VI for N700 after spending 2 hours in traffic and hot sun, and the passenger will say Oga dis ur A/C is not blowing na, increase it to highest . He will spend N400 on fuel, Uber collects like N100, this useless agbero govt too will collect N100 and then the driver will be left with nothing. After 3 months the car will pack up cuz of the destructive roads and traffic. N7.5m gone down the drain. Only the most dumbest mumu in the world will invest in such a business. Even danfo buses dat are moving coffins with no a/c, no comfort, zero service, are more profitable than Uber.

kelib:
U see why I will never spend one kobo on these people, just imagine this village igbo babe taking on her fans because they want her to support another. She has forgotten how these people made her what she is now.

BBN voters are the best kind of customers any business will dream to have. I mean their mumu is just too legendary and their level of unflinching loyalty is one trillion raised to power infinity mumu. Who wouldn't want to have customers like that. If I can just get 1,000 BBN voters as my customers to buy my goods, mehnnn, in one year I go turn to billionaire oh. They will spend their money on me, call themselves Openbusiness titans, do free promotions and advert for me anywhere they go..... May God continue to bless dem well well. BBN voters are really special people

I won't be surprised if FFK joins APC and starts calling Buhari his darling daddy like some pipu on Nairaland

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How many passengers have died using Uber and Taxify? But Danfos that kills passengers with their reckless driving and dead dilapidated moving coffins of a bus killing Lagosians every other week HAVE NOT been regulated. Life doesn't matter, na money matters ~ "Lagos State Agbero Government"

holubaba0801:
Rubbish, sanwo olu no wan make like bearable for this guy's oh, 10m, 25m for wetin still tax on all passengers nawah oh. Still insist on brand new cars or not less than 3 years of manufactured means 2017 to 2020 cars nawah oh

Don't mind the joker, let him continue churning out draconian dumb policies and be doing irrelevant press releases with "Calm Down", las las he will end up as a one term governor like Ambode. No be d same Lagos wey I dey, . Why can't d mumu tell danfo transport union to buy 2017 Vanagon bus? Oh I forgot, na der partners in agbero business be dat. Danfo can continue using 1982 Vanagon buses that are moving coffins, dat wan no consign dem. Useless Agberos government

The answer is 1 na. Warapin again

But there's no war because both PEMDAS and BODMAS are the same tin na

PEMDAS it is , BODMAS is too local. I go with the American PEMDAS

This Lagos State Agbero goverment should leave us alone na . They should go and regulate Danfo first plssssss

Ok

Dey just waste beta talent for nutin

romeo411:
I honestly want to switch to programming as in carrier change, considering that I am 40, can I still make it giving every input I put in.

If you want to be an expert programmer, start with Python, after that Java, after that C++...and after that anyhow you like. Any other road na One Chance u dey go so