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pocohantas:
K...Sir

Na you sabi

pocohantas:
Who told you I am smart? Yimu

Smh
....and if some one preferably a guy insults your intelligence and belittles you due to your gender,you will tag him as an alpha male...right?

Please be mindful of your very words before clicking the submit button...the internet never forgets!

pocohantas:
Men are polygamous in nature, most adulterous men do so with ladies, not men. So, what is surprising here?

My problem now is that, you will become an alpha-male (aka anti-feminist/fear women crew) and start spitting venom all around NL. Women stop hurting men biko, we have enough angry men on our hands.

haba pocohantas...You are way smarter than such baseless and uninformed submissions nah!
Where did you come up with such analogy that men are polygamous in nature!
Its like recklessly and thoughtlessly concluding that women are prostitutes by nature!

Madmoizelle:
If twas a lady that posted this, y'all will advice her to forgive and "all men cheat" blablabla.. Nig, do the same , Besides, y'all ain't married, you can't personalize what ain't legally yours.

I think the word you are looking for is "some" not "all" men!
I would never advise my enemy to continue in a relationship where the other partner is cheating no matter the gender involved!
besides,must one be legally mine before such partner stops cheating?

Madmoizelle:
If twas a lady that posted this, y'all will advice her to forgive and "all men cheat" blablabla.. Nig, do the same , Besides, y'all ain't married, you can't personalize what ain't legally yours.

I think the word you are looking for is "some" not "all" men!
besides,must one be legally mine before such partner stops cheating?

MhizzAJ:
Just forgive her.

She will change.
Now that its coming from her u see how painful it is when men cheat too.

Kai smh

Aystarz:
Nice wordplay here, Olori ; but this your crybaby will definitely return to Liverpool a depressed man, which might rub off on the Reds in a very bad way.

Thats the job of psychologists at liverpool
They will ensure he is in a right frame of mind against any opposition!
The problem is that "most" African fans are not really educated enough to know that you will always encounter a bad patch!

hardywaltz:
WikeD boys
They have started killing APC members again in Rivers State.

Have you tried to reason whether it was loyalists of Abe that carried out the attack?
If you are robbed in your home,who will be the first suspect?

Be reminded that the crisis is between Cole and Abe!
They still need to have another primaries after the court nullified the previous one!
Must every thing be about wike?
Most times brain work is needed where there is too much sentiment!

she had a lovely face!

oshe111:
Wooow

Have never seen a fool like you before.....

I mean AUTOBOT not autobit, slowpoke!
Until u tell me the meaning of autobot, aint gonna reply you again
Mumu thinks Autobot means Autocorrect
Your god has spoken
so run along and look for the meaning
Twerp

Yet Another worthless piece of trash from an unlearned urchin!

I have really hurt baby oshe111 with my comments ohhh
The guy just dey vex....please get angry and make more blunders...Come you can do it bingo come on one more blunder
You are the most confused and completely useless mumu I have ever seen on nairaland
You blindly and stupidly said you meant autobit and not Autobot
I showed proof of that and you said I edited your stupid post...are you dis stupid in the night?

Mumu go and check the meaning of Autobot and believe me you will be so humiliated by your research thats if you even know what research means....

I told you one day that your kpalasa fone will one day expose your apparent folly to the public....yet you keep barking up and down on nairaland like a nervous bingo!

When i said autocorrect,i expected you to smartly realise that i had previously done a research about autobot and autocorrect!
When a simple search to google could have saved you all the embarrassment,you kept ranting like a raging lunatic who has lost all sensibility


So right now your stupid argument is now about Autobot abi?
Its no longer about footie or Liverpool or my lovely nose(Which you desire but can't have) or my dp or the fact that you have no penny to your Godforsaken account......its now about Autobot and autocorrect??.....
Like seriously?
My weekend could not have been any better by having this deranged lunatic on a platter
You go hear am for my hand this weekend....

Compound idiot aka poverty stricken illiterate god

oshe111:
Mumu I used autobit not auto correct so tell me the meaning of autobot
Its an assignment to you from your god
Would be expecting it tomorrow


***Lemme also show U that U aint the only one that can edit posts
Dude is dry, he even resorted to editing post
Big Nose Ugly Poor and foolish purposeless Dimwit

shameless idiot
Go check what you wrote...see mumu
You are so stupid your over bloated ego cant even see the reckless blunders you are making in your write-up

Change your embarrassing words?
Did my words make you mad,drunk or depressed?
am too matured to indulge in such stupidity

I don't even need to go ask google cos i know their meanings...
You stupidly wrote autobot and now you said you wrote autobit
This amoeba is hungry and angry
For your info you unlearned toad,the word autobit and autobot have little or nothing to do with auto-correct

Go school you no gree...na to dey brag about what you don't even have while you envy others
Symptoms of a low esteemed mugu

Oryah look below and see the classic blunders and the handwork of a buffoon like you.....
Do you now see that you wrote autobot and not autobit?
No body can edit your posts unless its quoted...you should know better nah
If you were smart you would have made the necessary corrections but you left them bare for the world to see how dumb and stupid you look!
foolish illiterate

oshe111:
What kinda dunce is this?
You think autobot and responsible for correcting words alone?
U need to upgrade your knowledge


Whats an AUTOBOT in the first place?
Mumu fool
Continue editing my posts
Idiawt

Lord save me from this olodo
Another murderous fatality in english language
Madam patience would be very proud of this specie
Seems you are typing with so much emotion and anger
I really made some one bleed internally
This dumb ass is clearly having a serious seizure and may soon crack under depression

its auto-correct not autobot
I guess you are the one who needs to upgrade that olumo rock of ages head that contains your brain

oshe111:
Ooohhhh

You resulted resorted to being my autobot because U have no more foolery to display?

To think you blatantly edited my post

You think You are the only one that can do that?

You are really an unrepentant olodo
The worst i have seen
Go back to your earlier comments and see the murderous usage of English on display....jeez you sure say you pass English language at all?

Chai Autobot is to correct words not destroy the English further!
The mumu no even sabi wetin be Autobot sef
Even your self inflicting ego cant let you see you obvious errors and blunders!

Abeg go back and collect all your school fees starting from nursery

I remain your god

Another piece of rehashed trash from a worthless dumbo

[quote author=oshe111 post=73002874][/quote]The guy dey book space for further murder of English language

oshe111:
If Your god and poor then I'm sorry for you oo
But You are lucky I'm not and u might also not be if u shameless beg for wealth

Blood of Zechariah... what am I seeing?
I can't even read through this poorly damaged and English destroyed comments of yours!
Am not even sure if its pidgin or English or both...

Chai Rest in peace to English language
Seriously,which school churned out an olodo like you...You can't even express yourself in writing yet you are bragging up and down
Chai which one is "shameless beg" nah and "if your god and poor".....chisos is lord
Eleyi gidigan

Too many errors and destruction of simple English on display! o:

Old papa adult please in your next comment, stick to pidgin biko!

Its not by force to write in English... after all,na only A1 you get for pigdin for your last waec result

See outright murder of english in one comment

oshe111:
As your god I command you to make your next reply longer
Atleast thats your aim in life
Purposeless Big Nose Nitwit

So your depression is because you can't read lengthy insults because it troubles your crocked soul!

Hold on...so after all the yabbing and banter I use crush your over bloated ego,you went home drunk then in your state of stupor,you called your wretched self god?

Command kor prompt nee
Did he just call a nose purposeless?
Not only is he dumb but also moronic...
I seriously need to see that teacher who made a dreadful job on you!

Chai every time you make comments about that well blended,beautifully made and attractively sculptured foreign nose,I admire it more....
Well a low esteem chimpanzee cant understand because he just can't help hiding his ugliness!


A low esteemed man who longs for a cute nose he can't get mocks another guy who has what he can't have....
When a supposed god labelled oshe111 can't get rich due to his pathetic and narrow minded thoughts,he mocks openmine who has it all!
When you can't get what you long to have,you mock those who have it!
This is the pitiful summary of oghene olodoshe111 aka the poor and wretched god!

oshe111:
Its funi U think I'm shading You where as I'm just telling U the truth.....
I am still your god

Oga papa adult aka mumu god
Do you even know me?
Go and tell yourself the truth about your poverty infested life which u are proudly and stupidly exhibiting on this forum!

keep telling me the history of your miserable life! okponu

gidimal:
He lied to me. That I was the only one only for me to see pictures of his traditional marriage on his real facebook account that he had been hiding. I've been friends with him on his fake account and I didn't know. I also learnt that he had been dating that one for six years. He didn't tell me. I've been a fool all these years. Chasing suitors away. I'm thinking of ruining his wedding cos that's the only way I'll feel better.

Was your relationship with him properly defined?

oshe111:
See Nose like goblin
Dude I'm your god
And your reason 4 being alive
I'm ur purpose

OMG did this old papa adult just throw this 1960 made shade at me? This guy don reach 70 ohhh
hoohoohoo
See old papa adult
you dey yab like elementary one pikin for agegunle
Mumu your badly baked shades are getting dried out and moronic just like you

You sound like a badly beaten drunkard when you chorus the "am your god" "sound track"
Do you really have any sophisticated pickup lines or you still wanna rehash your old shades?

I can help you remember some of them only if you ask nicely

Empty headed and pea-brained dolt

oshe111:
You are beginning to sound like a broken record.....
Na too much lies and shamelessness dey make ur Nose bigger so
U are just a reprobate casted by me your god, thats why u are still financially handicapped
Plead and I'll help You

Ohhhh the helpless fool no longer has punchlines and now borrowing my very words to haplessly fire back though aimlessly!

He even wants to "Plead" with me so that I help him financially...Oga adult why you dey take style ask me for money nah?
I think say your club dey dash you money?
Abi them no pay you this month like BMC?

Eyah I would helped you but I detest proud people with low esteem!
No wonder you keep talking about my lovely and amazing physical structures that you will never have in your entire life time!
o boy na me tell you say make you ugly?

Handi kor capped nee
What do you call a convoluted and stupefied dingbat who eats agege bread and uses unripe pawpaw as butter
Chai this your village people don finally enter page 50 of your matter ohh

Hungry and poverty stricken dumboo way dey beg me to stop make him go do him truckpusher work

oshe111:
If You can be shameless to support a purposeless then u should swallow ur pride and ask me to reduce ur Nose and improve ur finance, so U can take care of urself

Blah blah blah blah
Fool I was expecting something new but you just showed you have no stamina to meet up....!
Chai poverty na curse ohh
Are you this lazy that you cant get new pickup lines aside the nose,purposeless,shameless and repetitive jargons you have been churning out over the last 3 pages?
Abi na only these ones you learn for your school nee?
Lazy yoot!

I thought you had forgotten your stale and regurgitated words

Alika let me send you money to eat good food so that you can have enough strength to find better pickup lines rather than repetitive,stale and drowning words....or are these the only words you know of in your entire existence?

oshe111:
I'm your god now bro
I've given U a purpose in life which is looking forward to my mentions

Ohhh is this the best that you can muster after that TKO you received?

Seems I really hit you where it hurts
No wonder you are regurgitating the "god" words as if you are drunk

I told you abinitio to leave this matter of Liverpool since it was none of your business, but you kept acting like you are a busybody and even erroneously confused me with another moniker
Your pride and stupidity could not allow you move on...
....see how I have reduced you to an obedient bingo who has nothing to fall back on but personal attacks

Old papa adult,next time don't ever try to face me on this forum if you don't have the required balls and stamina to last long!
Now run along and go hustle some coins to feed your already noisy tummy!

Dundee no 1

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oshe111:
I feel like a god to You na
Since I am the reason u are alive.....

U now look forward to seeing my mention every morning
Atleast since u are too ashame of asking for financial help, I'm glad that I'm helping psychologically

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Blah blah blah broken record master
Always repetitive stale punchlines....Dont you have any thing else to say?
another bullcrap
...these drowning words of a defeated man doesn't suit your sorry ass at all
You sound like a staggered man who just go his butt kicked
Olodo please don't give up...remember your latest sound track "liverpool being shameless and purposeless"
And where you spy into my dp and stupidly call me ugly?
Abi you don forget them?
You don forget my nose and hair...fool
depression calleth?

I feel like a god to You na

See this compound clown!
Who dash your sorry ass god mode?

oshe111:
I'm glad I am making your day....
Atleast U won't choke on depression

The guy don gas now now
Using style to beg me to stop firing at him before i make him go into depression
oluku you don tire?

Since you NOSE alot about poverty

Blah blah blah
repetitions are signs of a drowning man crying for help
If nose go carry person enter poverty you for don die since

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oshe111:
So I'm attacking You because I wanna have big Nose and also become poor?
Abeg ur foolery is becoming nauseating
Go and focus on looking good
I taken to much filth by coming to your level
No wonder your posts are filled with smiley because U now feel relevant rubbing shoulders with Me

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level kor filth nee
See this impoverished fowl they talk of level now
Which mumu level do you have aside the fact that you can't offer your miserable self a good and sustainable meal but occupy the fabrics of your ever expanding footie like tummy with ewa and agege bread!

Rubbing shoulders with a poor dingbat?
You even get shoulders?
Chai you must be smoking weed right now

See Mumu wants to form porshe in an agegunle infested environment
Who dash monkey coat??

Big nose,big nose
You go soon use am for music track for your area....see straw infested nose with mucus leaking out like a kiddo

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oshe111:
I cant laff abeg

Why are U insulting yoursef?
Im don worse reach so?
We all know who has an exhaust pipe nose with cheap 2MP fone na
Dude evn wear dark cheap glass like blind beggar

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Ohh please dont laugh much ohh before you exhaust the remaining agege bread and unripe pawpaw you ate this afternoon which you want to reserve for the next day...Such is the poverty hands that has embraced you
Chai buhari why

Cheap this cheap that blah blah blah
still sounding like a broken record
You sound like a nagging wife
Well thats the least i expect from a drowning and hungry man....any little thing either frustrates or provokes you!
Like i said before the value of my lowest phone can pay your 10 years monetary hustle plus normal #50 naira begging
Poverty really knows you by name!

I have noticed that you have stopped using the emojis...
Hope its not a sign of you getting depressed because of my missiles ohh
Guy i no wan hear say you sleep come land for hospital because of this normal back and forth yabbing ohh
The last thing i want to see is a thread on nairaland captioned "How openmine's words landed me to the hospital" by oshe111 FP

I emphasis though in a funny way that only those who cant have what they desire attack and mock those who have iy in abindance!
Poverty na your next door neighbour

mario

oshe111:
Rich man with cheap phone of 2MP and 3h glasses with exhaust pipe Nose and Unkempt hair
U are as reach as a poor begger
You are in your mind

May U remain the way You are

So says the poverty stricken gorilla that has a second hand rubber covered and agidi constructed keyboard!
Them swear for you to no buy better fone?

Ohh ohh
Him no even sabi phone spec
No wonder you are still using a 2mp fone....
Guy the monetary value of my least of fones is your 10 years hustle plus begging!

Ohh ohh see straw like nose way fit inhale all the air for him street!

You can only remain the way you are when you condition yourself to think that way!
That's the big difference between your pathetic self and my humble self!
You only see poverty from your shortsighted lens...hence you mock people who own what you can't acquire in 15 years simply because of your misguided mentality and your likeness for your next door neighbour poverty!

Sorry olodo,the truth hurts and the pain is real!
Not my fault if you like poverty pass wealth!

oshe111:
Continue saying You are rich and handsome, one day it might be cliche enough for you to believe it
poor haggard looking feeling with pipeline nose and rough face with cheap things

Ohh no I just made this dumboo fall flat on his olumo rock head!
Hey hediot I ain't just saying am rich and handsome,that's what am right now!
Its in my blood streams and in my mindset....though I hardly expect you to comprehend since poverty knows you by your name

Ohhh my bad....The poverty web that you have been enmeshed in can't make you understand because poverty is now your neighbor!

A case where you are eating agege bread and unripe pawpaw just confirms the level of unbelievable poverty that you are blindly swimming in...
Chai but village people why?

Guy go and appease your village people who are already in page 12 of your file!

Cheap kor pipeline nee
I no dey like you way dey go yabatown go price 2nd hand see-through singlet for 50 naira
Guy go showcase your strawlike nose way dey smell poopoo from a distance!
See mumu talent

oshe111:
You are too rich so u bought cheap things in other not to flaunt your wealth but still said those glasses cost a fortune?

Oboy frustration don make this one dey contradict himself oooo
Rich man wearing cheap things with cheap phone
Oga atleast cut your unkempt hair since you can't do anything about your PIPELINE NOSE

huhaaa the senile hediot is now so frustrated by my wealth...he is even enquiring about how I value my belongings...
Abeg nah your money....?
Can you even boast of #300 inside that silent and moribund account you dey use brag?
You no get money olodo!

What I purchase and the value I add to such should never be your business....ohh my bad I forgot you can't see very well without your papa adult like medicated glasses!


No wonder you see collins10 and say its openmine

You say cheap fone?
Ohh you mean the kpalasa you are using rubber to support the screen....that tukatuka fone that you mistakenly bought from yabaleft....the one where you press 2 and agidi will come out?
Come and have a feel of my high end tech phones and the only thing that your gutter mouth will shamelessly utter is "waaaaooooh"
Well how can I blame you....you ain't used to modern devices let alone current gadgets

Chai poverty no good ohh.....

Guy come and work for me and I will pay you an amount you have never made in your entire uncoordinated life....all you need is to drop that senseless pride of yours and ask for help!

Hooohohooo
Chai envy and foolishness has clouded the akamu like cells in your brain to see beyond your present limitations!
Poverty na sin ohh
Nose way correct chicks dey die for no be your nose way dey smell poopoo from another street!
Choooi see nose way get talent detecting poopoo

oshe111:
If you actually fill you are a fine boy then I'm worried oooo
Na serious Delusion of Grandeur be this I swear
U wanna change my poverty life when U couldnt change your cheap eye glass nor cut your hair?
hahahahahahhaahahhaaha
Abeg no kee me with laughter
Calling you a fool at this stage is a compliment
We should use your Nose as pipeline, walahi him no go leak and the distribution go quick

olodo put your pics nah abi you no fine?
Abi you dey fear make nairaland no see the true definition of bonzo?

I dare you to put a pic here let's see if gorilla no go get hope pass you!

The value of those super glasses you hopelessly and pathetically keep hammering on can buy you three square meals for a week if sold today!
Well I don't expect a d.ullardinho-retardinho persona like you sorry seld to comprehend this since na bend down and select okrika products be your reach

Okoko you are poverty personified....
A wealthy blok with money doesn't need to flaunt it....
Only a poverty typified gorilla like you will brag about what he doesn't have in his empty account

See hungry man way dey suffer but pride no gree am to ask for help....


Put your pics let's see....hopefully I fit eat well after I view your hideous face!