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fergie001:
Good Evening Sir, How is the family?

Oga do me ur usual quotes nah...abi this L pain U wella?

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fergie001:
Please, we are in intercessory prayers for the week.


Later...You can reach my assistant, Kyase.

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Normal excuses
Stop passing the buck ohh...no be only you way sabi banter
The honeymoon is over!

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Wfaluse:
Etibinu?

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fergie001 why are you delaying to quote me nah?

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post=109054322:
This is not fair oooo.
Haba.

Let dem sleep in peace biko.
You are now making us feel so sorry for dem more.
It was only 0.1 now, no be 0.5!

Manchester United fans, don't mind him please,
He's only joking.
Sorry...... una hear?

Ehyaaa

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Guy don't quote me again with this trash okay?
This is not politics section!
If you don't understand what CLUB BANTER means then go and learn!

I just came here to laugh

Yinkakolawole:
wow am happy for you. He that findeth a virgin findeth a virtous woman & shall see favour of the lord.

Being a virgin is not a measure one's level of morality!

Fuckingmallam45:
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These are my NL families, I wish that everybody stays blessed and have 2022 as the best and one of the most beautiful years of their life. shout out to you all.

Happy new year to U & ur fam bro

fergie001:
Don't mind ebukahades10 gbest90 Wordson crazygod openmine rodwave silentgroper chikason22

I wish you the very best of 2022.

Yawn

staga:
Why must we do things like everyone else? Colonial mentality at work.

When are the rains heaviest in this part of the world? In January or in June? Some of you need to have some sense drilled into your skulls.

Most if not all the African players invited for the tournament are not only foreign based but ply their trade in Europe!
This is not about colonial issues but the timing which coincides with the European club schedule...U expect clubs & coaches to have a smile on their faces while their top African players will spend weeks away from important club games?
Ur suggestion or opinion would a been considered if most of the players were home based!

BlaqJosh:
Hmmmm, This is un _ *believable*,
your babe won fvck another client inside the same hotel, now imagine what she will be doing at your back.
but you supposed dey happy that it ended if not for your wedding day her ex alone go full one canopy dey order your rice and beer any how...

Jay5mie:





Thank God for nairaland o, woman no fit use my head again.

Everyday new wahala

But guys, stop taking women seriously, they are not worth it.

The bolded statement is seconded

This rehashed narrative since 2015 all because the current president has failed spectacularly and fantastically to secure the country?
Amaechi should know that this stale 'tales by moonlight' will not deflate anyone from what they already know abut this administration!

Same way you consistently kept blaming the former president GEJ during the start of this administration!
Like Bisi Akande rightly put it...."We abuse you for everything that is wrong in the country....I don’t sympathise with you because you applied for the job.'

Hed0nist:
Na overtly faithful guys de get this kind issue. When I say overtly, I mean that it might just be too obvious that you’re faithful. I’m not saying you should cheat.

I’m telling you to mirror her attitude. In a cool way. on the low. You ma should have babes sleep over at your crib. Babes that you call friends. Not people you’ve known for a long time o but people that you would have been sleeping with if you weren’t faithful to your babe. Have other girls around you.

Don’t argue with her again on the issue. The more needy you seem, the more confidence you give her to continue nonsense. Having girls around will solve 2 things; it will make you realize that she’s not all that. Secondly, it will keep her on her toes if she really likes you.

Don’t cheat. Just mirror her actions. Don’t seem needy.

To answer your question, only bitch niggas allow their official babe with big ass to sleep over in another able bodied man’s house. Girl wey know say you like am go like see how far she can push your patience. Na wetin you allow na him gats endure.

Correct guy!
You are absolutely right!

Souzin:
Please help me out.

I have an issue in my relationship and it's getting me really pissed.

So let me say this, I have only dated two persons, one sometime in 2016 and this new relationship that's been at it for 2 years.

My girlfriend seem to think it's cool for her to hangout with guys that are toasting or want to sleep with her.

These are the same ppl she calls friends, not ppl she has known for long oh but ppl she just met and want to sleep with her.

NOTE: my gf has really big ass, big enough it causes stares when we go out.

So you can imagine the number of advances she gets.

I really want to know from people, guys, do you allow your girlfriend hang out with such ppl?

Ladies, you do entertain such invites? why?

The very day you noticed that she had gone to stay with the first guy at his place should have been the day you ended the relationship!
Only God knows how many 'male friends' she has spent the night with aside the ones she would want to tell you!
Maybe she went there to play ludo or video game

“I am happy to inform the President that farming activities have picked up in most parts of the state and many displaced persons have started to return to their communities,” he said.

Mr Elkanemi said he “will not relent in prayers for their(military’s) success for peace to prevail in all parts of the country and indeed for Mr President.”

Even Shehu of Borno knows that the farmers in borno pay taxes to Bokoharam just to farm in their lands!

Upon his arrival in Maiduguri, sounds of rockets fired by insurgents, Boko Haram/ISWAP, rented the air, creating panic among residents who have endured over a decade of trauma in the raging battle.

Nonetheless, the Shehu of Borno claimed before Mr Buhari that “peace has gradually returned to Borno” while thanking him for his efforts “toward bringing lasting peace in Borno as well as the entire North East Sub-Region.”

Glorified Clowns!

youngvito:
It's really sad that a man would accost a woman on the streets over infidelity even when they aren't married. The tag " GIRLFRIEND" has no religious or legal implications to justify such public display of irritation.

Men need to understand something, if u want to feel entitled then marry this woman, at that point u can make a case for unfaithfulness otherwise you should be wearing a wig and a big red nose cuz u are just a clown.

The man just displayed he childishness by requested for an iPhone and chain, really? He doesn't even deserve a decent t woman with an attitude like that

A person who cheats during a relationship will likely cheat more during marriage!

What do you expect from a rubber stamp senate led by ahmed lawan?

They should be going for coaches whose approach to the game fits the style of play from the super eagles not an obviously outdated & pragmatic mourinho!

Besides,can they pay him?

Rohr is not serious....a no nonsense and reputable manager would have resigned a long time ago & proceed to make NFF pay him the backlog of his salary!

Sorry guys for the brief interruption from newbies whose signature is only signed on the sports and politics section!

Back to our victory against Leicester city!
At first,when i saw 1-3 against LFC i knew Klopp was not serious about the cup but i guess some players wanted to prove a point today esp chamberlain and kellerher!
I also believe the fans played a huge part in the comeback...so big ups to the fans!

Secondly,we must understand that some of our key players are down with covid and its best to preserve what we have for the game against a tricky Leeds on sunday despite their struggling form....2 days later,we face leicester city away,hence we need our key players to be fit and ready for the jampacked festive period...hence,i dont blame klopp for trying to use some youngsters against a seemingly full strength leicester team!

Finally,i hope the players like VVD and fabinho that tested positive are now negative.....I would like klopp to pair kounate and VVD...seems kounate might keep gomez on the bench for a while...he has really improved

Silentgroper:
If u guys are referring to victoria (uyaincomparble).. She's actually female.. A particular fellow knows her off d forum nd it's either u guys havent crossed path or u're new to dz forum.

Bro please leave them to delude themselves!
They will even say you are my third alternate just to cover up for their idiocy!
Someone that i know that regularly comments on romance section but surprisingly showed up in a sports section!
Maybe they will say maynation is not female simply because they think females don't like soccer!
Bunch of jokers forming low budget sherlock holmes on nairaland!

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helinues:
You see,the person we are accusing have already crawl back somewhere cos the bursting is undisputable, but you wey sabi the person outside NL dey force it on us what is gender is.

You must have been watching too much of NTA. I guess that's where you are getting your inspiration from cos your arguments are baseless

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Mumuism has an new name....It starts with H!
Seems apc has infected you with a virus that doesn't make you reason rationally!
Sorry!

wiseone28:
I know say those mentions dey sweet you..



You must be bored.

No not bored but trying to inflate your inanity!

wiseone28:
Go and sleep

Please come and make me sleep if you have the guts nah!
Don't stay inside that caravan with your 50mb phone to say trash!

wiseone28:
Make i leave both of them alone..



They have been busted.

Please stay and display your humongous ignorance here!

wiseone28:
Say the truth, how much the guy dey give you to take him matter for head like head of state?

To do what exactly?
I answered a question and i get 16 mentions saying am lying or have an alternate moniker?
stupidity must have a new name!

helinues:
While I have never came across this moniker on politics section meaning this is an alternative.

Alaye, can't you see you are exposing yourself more.

You guy's have been bursted. Give it a rest

Please say more oga fake sherlock holmes

helinues:
Oya,drop that goal post and don't carry it anywhere.

Respond to my new revelation about the guy editing his comments or just meshonu

I am loving this!
Unfortunately the lady with that moniker will be somewhere laughing at us!

helinues:
I know the person wey dey behind it.

Just allow him to continue to be fooling himself

Believe me you know absolutely nothing esp politics sections and apc matter!

wiseone28:
E be like say na him alternate be this..


Nice try.

Nice one!
Keep deluding yourself!