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Well, this year might be either the best or the worst depending on what eventually happen to the company I am investing with...

But I am hopeful and I pray this year becomes the best year afterall...

Stop replying that kaduna1stSo.n he is a known clown. He feeds on mentions... Mentioning him means you are giving him what he wants.

Na the grandmother and cousin fear me pass

sapphiere:
There's a video showing the man admitting to an agreement of such. That video is evidence.

What agreement? ... Prostitution is illegal in Nigeria. Every agreement is null and void, though they can both be charged for carrying out an illegal activity.

light099:
Exactly. It is what it is.
Some northern elites using terrorism and banditry as a regular cash cow to siphon money which belongs to the south.
Wake up folks, this is all nothing but organized crime.


Step 1: Recruit and arm bandits.
Step 2: Kidnap northerners.
Step 3: Gather national sympathy for their urgent release.
Step 4: Pay the heavy ransom, which belongs northern cartel, while ignorant people laud the government for swift rescue.
Step 5: Repeat step 1 to step 4.

In computer science this is called, infinite loop.
And you know what infinite loop does to applications; It crashes the application eventually with an exception of a break statement.

Nigeria is the application and it will soon crash, unless we hit a break statement.

The problem here is the Nigeria code is running already at this stage we can only stop and make modifications and then rerun it, except a break statement is in the code when the programmer was writing the code.

[quote author= post=97183634]Lucky you Oma.

Uganda no be Naija, wey una fit dey break law, dey do anyhow, anyway.

Thank Madam Abike Dabiri for ya quick return.

Naija no be Uganda.[/quote]A part of me wants to abuse you but I would rather pray for you to get better, since that's the only way of reducing the number of idiots in our world other than death (which I will never pray for my enemies)

Before commenting... I read all the comments...
The only thing I can see is hopelessness..

The OP and some few people misunderstood the information and some were not even ready to learn.

The Mod was not reasonable enough to understand and then effect a change on the topic or even disregard it in entirety.

The most painful thing is how the thread was turned into a playground for vile display of tribalism and bigotry.

Sigh... I give up on you guys.

Kondomatic:
And the herdsman is still negative. That shows that nothing positive can grow in him, not ideas, not innovations, not even a virus.

This is too much for the president of Giant Dwarf of Africa

ntyce:
I think this would have been factored in by the Govt and Dangote.

I'm sure they have plans cos Lekki is for the rich, they won't want to turn their abode to another Apapa.

The trucks may be forced to go through Epe and make Epe people suffer.

Factored ke, like you are new to Nigeria...
Do we have government that care. Nigerian leaders are very myopic and don't think about the future.

I wish... Really really wish

Nobody should tell me not to drag the religion of piss into this... This is the only religion or group that rationalize having sex with an 8 year old girl.. How can you people defend this atrocity against humanity in the name of religion.

Humanity and conscience first before any religion.

Bunch of Paedophile.

SimplyFacts:
Well, I never knew they are bad eating habits until my colleagues, at Corpers' lodge, began to condemn each of them. They include:
1. Soaking or dipping bread in the tea: They think the good habit is sipping/taking the tea while chewing the bread. "Seeing the broken pieces of bread in the tea could make one throw up", one claimed.

2. Picking eggs with yam in the plate: They said the good habit is picking the eggs & yam separately. "Littering the eggs with broken pieces of yam would make the food look irritating", another said.

3. Picking eggs with bread: As in 2 above.

4. Eating meats/fish after emptying the plate: This act has caused controversy between me & people many times. I am used to eating the meat last. In fact, I can take meals without meats or fish. "People who don't know you well would think you're stingy, not knowing you just don't mind", some friends would say. Even at occasions, friends do help with the meats. Weytin we gain if we no finish the meats,,,, lol. Hopefully, I'm gonna change this habit when I get married

5. Taking yam with vegetable oil or red palm oil: This is a no-go-area . I bluntly told them I can't sip or take the oil while chewing the yam . I think they have no excuse on this because some of them claimed they don't take such combination.


What's yours?

It's either your friends are teasing you or they are simply not serious.. Ask them how do they eat bread and butter: eat the bread and lick the butter too.

Most of these things I believe are preferences, but sometimes we just have to go with with them because of public acceptability.

I prefer to chew my bread and sip the tea,
I prefer to put the fried egg in between slices of bread and toast it.

The only one I have accepted as bad habit which I only do in public when I am carried away is trying to remove pieces of stuck meat from my teeth with my fingers or sometimes with my tongue.

Which student again...? Is it the ones that NPF said were never kidnapped?

Doradorwa:
I find this misconception actually embarrassing especially that "awon Ekiti alagidi" naturally I'm an easy-going person... If you step on me I will be the one to tell you sorry...where people are now getting the thesis that Ekiti and ondo are stubborn is what I don't get... My third name is Endurance... People will be like that's a bad name ooo...people that bear Endurance suffer alot in life and I've checked my life so far... I don't think I'm suffering.

Exactly... Generalizing things like this is just unfair.. I am also an easy going person and I don't pick fight nor even engage in one with anyone.

Where I served in Abeokuta, I had to stop adding my state of origin to my informal introduction because I know the next thing you are gonna say.

Sometimes it might be all fun but some other times people tends to use these baseless misconceptions against you and its hurts.

I have once been told by an interviewer, though jokingly that; we don't want stubborn people in our company ooo (A ó fé alágídí ni ile ise wá ooo).

kenzysmith:
mistake sor

Sor or sir

Aboks:
Keep up with the lies

Don't you think you can say the truth to discredit their lies since you know it..

There is at least one misconception about where you came from or the ethnic group you belong to. Some of these misconceptions can even go as deep as family backgrounds or even names we bear.

They might seem innocuous at first untill you move out to a different place entirely and these heresays starts haunting you for no reason.

As an indegene of Ekiti state... I am getting sick of people telling me that; I must be a very stubborn person even when we have not even spent upto 5 minutes together. Why? Because people believe that everybody from Ekiti is very stubborn (Àwọn ọmọ Ekiti ní agídí gan).

And there is this wrong misconceptions about my home town which has been haunting some of our single ladies, I have heard people from other places say that women from Ado-Ekiti don't stay long in their husband's house.

Some of these things are untrue and it's an unfair generalization. Relationships have been destroyed, jobs that one merits have been denied because of all these unfair generalization.

So Nairalanders! what's that unfair generalization and misconceptions about where you come from, the ethnic group you belong to or even something as simple as the names you answer.

Sinensis:
My wife doesn't listen to instructions. What I tell her to do is totally different from what she will do.

You didn't marry a computer my brother or have you forgotten humans don't operate in GIGO manner...

I won't tell you what to do nor abuse that wife of yours untill you tell us what you ask her to do and she refuses.

The reason we are having this conversation is because your hubby is not doing so well in bed.. I don't mean to disrespect you or him.

If he gives you a mind blowing, leg shaking and seizure inducing sex... You will be the one running after him

Okay jokes apart... You need wisdom to tackle this matter... Don't give that man an excuse to cheat..
When men are caught cheating its either they blame it on the devil or the wife... I am sure you don't wanna take the blame whenever you catch him cheating.

Don't try to talk a man out of having sex especially with his wife.. No matter how nicely you place it, it will sound harsh and wicked to him.. So don't even listen to those that said you should call him and sit him down.. He might listen and change but he will never be happy with it... And don't forget this is sex and man in the same sentence...

My only advise is, you either increase your libido or find a way to reduce his'.

We express love differently but some of it are actually constant when a man is in love... The only problem is that such display of affection often end in tears. So what's the point.

It is dangerous to show a lady (especially Nigerian breed) all of these... It's means weakness to them and they will most likely take you for a ride...

This question is somehow, there isn't any competition between my girlfriend and my laptop... They are not related for any juxtaposition to surface.

Silentgroper:
Maybe d village people has taken advantage of op's own or that's it feels when it worsens.

That op's own is too extreme.

I use to experience this thing back then.. But it been over years I had it last.
All efforts of my pastors to make me believe it's spiritual failed... Didn't go for deliverance, didn't fast nor prayed about it.. I just believe it's normal then...

It was 2 years ago I learnt about this thing and that it was all natural...

Silentgroper:
Well as 4 mine, i knw i'm awake but cant move, my eyes are never opened tho..

I've grown conscious to mine that i usually knw when i'm slipping into it (it feels like when someone drowning or falling into deep pit) nd can come out of it.(i just force myself out, like forcefully turning ur neck sideways or moving ur body part)

I dnt knw abt d spiritual part but mine relates to logical part.

Although d 1st time it happened to me, i did see an image of someone(human like) over me. After then, i've never seen any damn thing.

It doesnt happen as frequent as op's own though. It's like 3 times in a year or so or nt.

Damn! you are commenting on my behalf, that's all I can say because this is my own experience

This meme is one of the most used...
Some of the few legendary memes we have around.

Modified

The now and then image of this guy no resemble at all... Abi shey na only me dey see am like that?

LukasPodolski:
I would love to make a correction on the issue of Kwara state as a BONAFIDE Kwara indigene.

I'm a Christian, but saying that the population of Christians in Kwara is up to 40% is not true.

among the Yorubas that occupies 12 local government area and 2 senitorial district (Kwara South and Kwara North ) + 1 local government govt in Kwara North which is Moro local government.

Kwara South has 7 LGAs (predominantly Yoruba)
Kwara central has 4 LGAs(predominantly Yoruba)
Kwara North has 5 LGAs (but Yorubas occupies one of these five LGAs )

7+4+1 = 12 Yoruba LGAs

the only Christian dominated LGAs are Isin, Ekiti and Oke-Ero (I came from one of these LGAs)
these three LGAs are the smallest in respect to population and Landmass in Kwara state.

Ilorin which is the largest City is 98% Muslim
Offa which is the second largest city is at least 90% Muslim
if you remove these two cities from kwara, then there is nothing left in terms of population.

among the Yorubas of Kwara state, the population of Muslims is 70% while Christians is 30%

now if we add Kwara north(an area which is 90% Muslims, the Nupes and Bariba people), this will reduce the population of Christians in the whole state to 15%-20%)

now to the concluding part which is also the most important part, you called yourself a northern Christian advocate or whatever, I think you should remove Kwara state from your activism or whatever, you don't create a problem where there is none, Kwara is a state of harmony, Kwara is arguably the most peaceful state in Nigeria, so don't come and cause problem here with your activism.

did you even know that Most of the popular pastors in Nigeria started in Ilorin?
from Adeboye to Oyedepo to Fatoyinbo to Sam Adeyemi and his brother and the list goes on.
here is a comprehensive list of Nigerian pastors that started in Kwara state.
https://www.nairaland.com/2584549/most-nigeria-top-pastors-tied

though most of them left for Lagos, Ogun and Abuja for wider audience, only Rhema Chapel still had it's headquarters in Ilorin.

Ilorin is the most lively city In northern political zone and the third in Yorubaland after Lagos and Ibadan.... despite the fact that the city is 99% Muslim (indigenous people), the ratio of church to mosque is like 8:2, you would see 8 churches in Ilorin before you will see 2 mosque.


even the the last 3 first lady were Christians
Toyin Saraki never convert into Islam.
Omolewa Ahmed was even a Deaconess.
the current one two is a Christian (though I don't know much about her)

this is how we roll in Kwara state and Yorubaland at large, we view ourselves as Yoruba and Human being before any foreign Religion

so don't take your activism to kwara, it's good here, unless you want Ogun to kill you.

thank you

Nice one, I support this post to make front page solely because of this nice piece.. It's worth it..

That's how low white collar Job has been reduced to

"All d girls in Nigeria pls give up. Have taken over your gender. Most paid run girl presently."

Most paid runs girl.. is that all it takes to become a woman?

RRS is a typical example of how a reasonable and civilized policing unit should behave. Not the criminals that are being paraded as SARS.

State policing is the way, RRS, which Lagos state funds is a laudable achievement, EVEN all the activities of hisbah police in the north are lawful.

Our leaders can easily compare how much a bag of rice is being sold in Nigeria with the US, but will never compare their police structure with Nigeria.

E be like say PDP don dey craze small small.
Such a useless and visionless party.. The only difference between PDP nd APC is; the former is corrupt and proud to show it while the latter is very corrupt but hypocritical about it.

Thunder fire both APC and PDP.

You people should stop saying this girl is 22 years... The thing dey always vex...

These westerners just dey take us play ticki tacka.
Sorry Ganduje... Only God knows how much dollars you have budgeted for the celebration of this award, only to find out that they are just playing with your emotions...

I will come back to give my opinion...