₦airaland Forum

Bunch of retarded nincompoops and scalawags.

Guys you should have noticed that your battery has a charge regulator that turns of charging immediately it's fully charged. For instance you will notice your battery charge icon display something like "battery x%, charging" when it's still charging and something like "battery full, not charging". Newer models of electronics has a bypass system that makes your electronics begin to use direct supply from the power source when once your battery is full, bypassing ur battery until the power source is turned off.

Sanchez01:
Baptizing a female by a male minister is awfully wrong. This is where female ministers comes in.

So it was John the Baptist sister that was baptising the females that came to him for baptism in river Jordan? Or when our Lord Jesus sent Peter (through a vision) to baptise the entire household of cornelius the Roman general did he send a female along with Peter? Because the Bible tells us that Cornelius and his entire family which includes his wife, daughters, sons, male and female servants were all baptised by peter.

If indeed you love him, then that's beautiful, but if you see him as a means to escape poverty, then I will be reading your sorry tale very soon here on nairaland, cos u will find out that material things can never substitute for true companionship. #myopinion.

.......breaking into his compound with a sledgehammer?? Why? He was not even present according to the report. Is he a terrorist? Was he resisting arrest? Did he have militants securing his compound? I am still trying to understand why the use of such level of force and destruction just to gain access. This country is gradually practicing jungle justice.

They should just invest it in MMM and watch their money grow 30% every month..

I am waiting for a particular union of people in nairaland ..they will soon arrive here with there checklist.

Politicians.... They will always claim to be magicians during election.... Then when they are elected they will all claim to have lost their magic wands..... Hahaha.

Toks2008:
I know married guys who self service thinking about their wives and some single guys and ladies self service thinking about intimacy. which is a different ball game to watching porn.

Please can u explain what you mean by "thinking about intimacy" and how dat is different from lustful thinking which the Bible condemns, thank you.

AlphaPegasi:
NCAN, MISSION ABORTED, ODUDUWA IS INVOLVED .

project8:
i see whr u problem is...comprehension.sory i cnt help u cos ur nt making any sense.if u cant comment on d subject matter pls dnt quote me again.

When you err, be humble and reasonable enough to take correction and move on, don't try to defend folly, it doesn't make you look intelligent it only exposes your Civil shallowness.

project8:
i shud modify that to d militants bt that wont change much cos u refuse to understand my statement on d context i made that comment.so calling me fool wil only show how foolish u are to not understand d issue at hand

Even though it's very tempting I refuse to call you a fool because I am wiser. The very fact that you have agreed you made a foolish post that requires modification is enough gratification for me any other trash you attach to it doesn't mean a thing to me.

project8:
sometimes i wonder if pple from d south south use brain,respect their elders,and or kno were scratches them in their body.
so u tink NA wil jus come to d creek because u say so? u can bomb pipelines as u wish bt i assure u even an alliance btw NDA,ipob,abi na ipad and boko haram can NEVER i repeat can NEVER match Nigerian Army.
when they start killing u .ur elders and some criminal minded wil claim women n children are bein killed jus like u always deny each time any of ur co criminals are captured by our gallant Army

A simple advice to u, Pls always engage d grey matter in your skull anytime u want to talk so dat you don't spill trash and talk foolishly. So you insulted an entire region of over 15million people just because of the activities and comments of less than 2000 people from the region, I am really struggling right now to hold back calling u a fool.

omonla555:
He is doing it for his fatherland, so Eto, Drogba and others have done same even C. Ronaldo for Portugal.

It is no news.

My God!!! you are absolutely unbelievable, for such a commendable and praise worthy act which I'm sure even d president will applaud him for, all you could process in ur brain is such negativity, wow!!! I pray God u should be a rare breed.

When I hear non oil sector of Nigeria economy, it makes me laugh real deep.

bolt000:
Way better, looks inspiring.

Bro, It only looks better because of the similarity it has with a country everyone sees as superb. Beliv me it is a psychological thing. If America had our own flag(green white green) I bet you, you would also admire it and wish it was yours.

bokohalal:
In serious countries, GEJ would have been thrown in jail for corruption

In same countries you would have been rotting in jail for false accusation and defamation of character.

This is what happens when u have a massive pool of unemployed youths at your disposal. I bet if there were jobs for Nigerian youths, no one can toss people around like this and call it a business strategy.

Holy Spirit Pls help her...... Help her not to destroy herself. For what she is doing goes beyond bashing any man of God, she is attacking and castigating the very mission Christ died for, it takes wisdom to understand that, I expect she should have known that. Imagine the massive impact this will have on soul winning?

Hey guys, it is not good to treat people nicely just because you dont know what they will turn up tomorrow. Rather treat people nicely with respect because they are HUMAN BEIGNS just like you, they have emotions, challenges, dignity, faults, needs, feel pain and desire love just like you. It doesn't matter if they will turn out to be the dangote's of this world or the shoe repairers of this world, we are all human beings and no matter how rich, influential and educated you turn out to be just remember that you are not more human than the next person by your side even if he/she is a shoe shinner. We were all made from dust and will all return to dust if Christ tarries, so why should dust feel more important than a fellow dust. #myopinion.

fpeter:
You sound very reasonable, I made those suggestions because I know that no woman in her right thinking mind would want to trade a loving family and adoring husband for mere flings. You see, most couples especially the men forget that women need attention especially after giving birth to children and staying together for years. Trust me before a woman would go out she is obviously lacking that care and attention from her man and must have dropped subtle hints to him about her needs. I am in no way inferring or condoning the fact that cheating is right but i tell you, the man needs to do a double check and have a heart to heart talk with her. For the outings i mentioned, most times those things don't cost a dime or fortune. Take for example they decide to stroll out in the evenings or go see a movie...that won't cost more that 3k. How about weekend getaways? say in a hotel in another point of town not necessarily an expensive one. They could even go to gardens, parks or shopping malls without spending a dime. Just anything to rekindle the love. Not forgetting praying together and studying the word of God together and even making sure that the "bedroom dance" is alive and well.

Thanks @very reasonable , @bedroom dance. You are right at your post. You see, I always tell my friends to work out the best
qualities in their partners not to sit back and only criticize and condemn. Bliv me you owe your spouse the responsibility of bringing out the best in him/her, this also helps you because at the end you are the one to enjoy those good qualities you created in him/her,that is how marriage was designed, it is like a case of "the way u make your bed is the way you lye on it" and in this case you have only one bed. That is why successful marriages happen btwn partners dat have determined to make it work. But you see this can only happen btwn two partners that understand and respect the sanctity of the marriage covenant, because they understand that when you're in, you're in, but when one or both do not respect that, then they don't really care about their spouse because to them if he/she starts misbehaving they feel they are at liberty to look outside to get what they are missing inside.
You see, we need to pray before going into marriage and even pray more after marriage because it is not all very rosy all the time.

fpeter:
It's called midlife crisis. Talk to your father, let him compliment her more. Take her out often. Shop for her. Make her feel wanted and loved again. He should create time for dates with her. They should go out more to the movies and malls. I'm sure she's way younger than your father and some evil men out there are beginning to tell her sweet nonsense that your father is obviously not telling her. He should make her feel beautiful again.

Sis, and if the man doesn't do all that or worst still doesn't have the means(either money or chance) to do all that, does it give her justification to cheat? I am just asking I am not saying that you implied that. And as for the age difference u raised, was she blind when she was getting married to him? This may be a case of a man dat was once loved by the wife because he had money and now is of no use to her because things are not too rosy anymore as before. People should understand what marriage is, it is a covenant taken by two supposedly adults to remain faithful in all circumstances and condition to each other and not only when things are rosy.

.... I think it is wrong, very wrong. He is supposed to be using a scroll like in the time of our Lord Jesus or better still a stone tab as designed by the Almighty God for Moses, even these small bibles is not right just like the phones too.
I also hope you guys do not use air conditioners in your church because that is an abomination, the church needs to be hot like in the days of Jesus so that you can feel the move of the spirit in greater measure.
Thank you.

.......pls when will we start talking of achievements, developments, progress made etc.. Every talk for the past 1year plus is either about appointments or corruption fighting or evils of the past administration. Honestly so far, I don't think this administration is living up to expectation.

yinkuscious:
An average person in Nigeria is only paid so that He can survive to continue working till he die.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry to this your post. It's very deep.

datola:
Why is Jagaban's trousers looking over length like that.

Maybe he is sagging, you knw sey im dey with young boys so im just wan show dem sey im get swag

Edubrazilnwa:
lol datz y I wrote it make bad minds lyk you laf out smal

I no be bad mind ooo!! I just dey too am as e be.

Edubrazilnwa:
Op amusiri gi ike......congratz

Bro I laughed so hard at this ur igbo...u knw it can be translated in two ways; 1) they born u strong or well. Then the second translation which is the one that got me laughing (2) your........... is very strong. , if u are truly igbo then u will knw what is in the dotted line .

kenkenn:
If it's in a Military gov't, this woman by now willbe sentenced to death by hanging or firing squad

So how come ibb, obj, abdusalam, atiku, danjuma etc are still living and not hung or shot to death? Were these not all worse looters under military regimes?

Not that I support her but just to let u know ur assertion is not totally true.

Dangote trucks again?? There needs to be serious investigation as to why so many accidents and loss of lives by dangote trucks. Is it that the trucks are low quality and poorly designed? or is it that dangote drivers are very reckless? what could be the problem. And nobody is even held responsible, sanctioned or even jailed, it's a pity human lives don't seem to matter in this country.

Unblockable:
I'm sure you're already dozing off. You may now go to bed son!

haha...gudnite sir.

Unblockable:
First, it shouldn't be APCs claim but APC's claim. And don't not don't mr righter. You haven't contributed anything meaningful to this topic order than blabbing. Forget about the word 'change' and tell us if what Jonathan did was right or wrong.

Forget about the word change , That word is the only reason Buhari is occupying Aso rock. Now son, try to learn how to take correction without insulting your teacher, were you not taught good manners as a kid??