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Business › Re: I Have N500,000 Cash, What Profitable Business Can I Start? by Organs(m): 10:50pm On Oct 17, 2016

My Guy, Rent a three bedroom flat near Ring Road.

Put one babe in each room.

Use the Siting Room for Beer Parlour.

Each babe charges 2k per round.

If Each babe lays ten men per night that means you make 20k per babe and 60k per nite for the three babes.

........So now we have 60k per nite multiplied by 26 days in a month equals to 1.3 million naira per month.

Bros your own don better O

UPDATE- From the reactions to my post I can say this..
1-Nigerians are to emotional,Sentimental and judgemental. I will not say they are hypocrites but these 3 qualities I mentioned gets in the way of their thought proceses most times.
2- My post is a business suggestion. Biz na Biz and different strokes for different folks. Their are many human wants and if some people are ready to pay you to satisfy those wants, then business don shele be that.
3- For the 'Welfare Service' I posted, their are some administrative costs involved.
- You will not have only 3 babes working all 23 days. Instead you have like 9 babes -i.e 3 babes on shift per room.This will also help to provide variety for clients.
-Offcourse you go pay the babes better salary
-you will also pay salary for Barman,2 female assistants in the beer parlour and 2 Egbe wagers A.K.A Bouncers(they will aslo serve as pimps and make sure the babes no pocket the business money.
- Very importantly, you have to know and become friends with the DPO that controls that area and you go they ROGER am him share every month.
--Remember say this na Business, Even Church sef Na Business.

Bros, you fit call am business, but firstly shey you sabi say prostitution na illegal business, how you go come advice person to do am? also, e good make we dey careful wetin we dey talk and think cos, you no sabi who fit read am follow thru..... and you fit dey laugh now thinking you're having fun, but remember say everything get consequence including this your post so, keep it going bro, you go meet the consequence for front, law of karma.

Politics › Re: EFCC Arrests Precious Chikwendu, Femi Fani-Kayode's Wife In Ekiti (Pic) by Organs(m): 10:38pm On Oct 17, 2016

wheredemdey:
Afonja... Child of hate and malice

Ffk would have been briefed hence he knows how much have entered the account....

Use you god given amala brain for once and purge yourself of hate, malice and blind support for dullardinhooo .....even his wife Aisha have lost faith in the mega dullardddd... Why are you killing yourself foe him...you this tiger clawed faced man?

Wheredemdey: You nko, did you use your akpu smelling brain, who told you that assumption is use of brain?? ffk would've been briefed, you are insinuating also, ffk is speaking authoritatively on something he was briefed on?? look here Uncle flat head, right is right and wrong is wrong, EFCC can monitor any account and call whoever and question whoever, if someone is questioned, na wahala, if its somone you are licking his ass, yet they all are stealing you blind and oppressing you daily, and if it is someone you do not like, and EFCC is not questioning, then EFCC is lame and they are not working etc, why pick and choose? anyone that EFCC invites or detains for questioning should answer those questiones period, a Gov and his son in the North were detained and questioned by EFCC, they returned money and they were released, Olisa Metuh bragged and bragged, damborouba shege after him yansh smell fire him confess return money dem leave am, him mouth don quiet, Reuben Abati and Mr. Bastard, Okupe, obviously did not chop money or were smart and used sorrogates, at least EFCC did not touch them or their wives, so lets allow EFCC do their work at least i anm confident that they will not go and arrest and innocent man and start prosecuting him or her, case in point, i hope you know Cecelia Ibru that stole us all blind is free today and so is Stella Oduah and Saraki and Ekeremandu....

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Science/Technology › Re: Live Crocodile Caught In Oraukwu, Anambra State. To Be Sold For N50k by Organs(m): 3:55pm On Oct 13, 2016

Bugatie:
I wish those guys can be paid off and the poor creature sent back into the water alive

That will be good, lots of people will become crocodile hunters cos you get cool 50k for catching a crocodile.

Career › Re: Port-Harcourt Hotel Suspends Suspected Homosexual Staff by Organs(m): 7:42pm On Oct 12, 2016

Afisbobo:
It seems every1 here as forgotten been GAY is a criminal offence that attract 14yrs in prisonment. And some pple dey call am personal life.
And the idiot didn't even try to defend him sef gan. All he was saying were 2years work, devoted, called to d office. Wetin happen to "AM NOT GAY"
Tyey may be so convince hez gay but una knw na most times na suspect we dey suspect gays them dey hard to catch IN THE ACT.
I no just kny why buhari and DSS dey disturb judges, the money 4 dier house no be their personal life ni. Mtcheeeeew, I hiss to d gods It seems every1 here as forgotten been GAY is a criminal offence that attract 14yrs in prisonment. And some pple dey call am personal life.
They may be so convince hez gay but una knw na most times na suspect we dey suspect gays them dey hard to catch IN THE ACT.
I no just kny why buhari and DSS dey disturb judges, the money 4 dier house no be their personal life ni. Mtcheeeeew, I hiss to d gods

AFISBOBO: When dem say make una pay attention for school una no go hear word now person must explain everything for una even when written in English language. Yes "gay" is a criminal offence in Nigeria, what that means Afisbobo olodo is that you are guilty of the offence in a court of law and what that equally means is that you are accused of it, evidences are presented, the case is judged by a judge who looks at the evidences and your explanation or your lawyers explanation and you are found guilty. Now, there has to be a clear definition of how someone can be guilty of being gay for example amorous behaviour in public with another person of same sex etc. Now, if like the guy stated, you accuse someone of being gay because he doesn't have a girlfriend or you think he doesn't have a girlfriend because you haven't seen him with one, then they need to evaluate you for mental imbalance or likewise accuse you of madness cos you are not using your God given brain like normal people.

Career › Re: Port-Harcourt Hotel Suspends Suspected Homosexual Staff by Organs(m): 4:21pm On Oct 12, 2016

Bolustic:
If truly you are not gay, then your arrogance/naivety has just cost you your job, in this era of recession where employers are looking for every means to prune down their work force, one has to be careful.
If you truly have a girlfriend, what happened to you showing them the pictures both of you took together or AT WORSE, some of your chats, just save your job? Even if you do not have one, you've to convincingly explain to them. You got angry with your employer? Iranu!
You claim it's your private life but when you want to take absence leave to attend to some pressing family issue(s), it's no more private abi?

BOLUSTIC: Just mechionuu, shut the f up. Slave mentality dey worry your brain, whatever he does with himself is his prerogative, even if he is gay and keeps it to himself it is nobody's business, even the police or law enforcement cannot question him or arrest him on it. This very thing is the bane of our wahala in nigeria, bokoharam became radicalized when people were slaughtered by army and vigilante because they look like bokoharam, etc US, UK all refused to sell us weapons because of our human rights abuses, i dont like Nnamdi Kanu or FFk, or Dasuki, but for Gods sake judge their cases and jail them if guilty or let them be if innocent, all these finger pointing will not help us at all at all. Remember today its this guy tomorrow it might be you.

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Health › Re: Dead Body In Yobe Transported With Wheelbarrow From Hospital To Deceased Home by Organs(m): 9:27pm On Oct 11, 2016

WORLDPEACE:
Na wah
Four things are wrong here:
1. The family believe they have to bury the deceased on the very day she passed away.
2. The hospital does not have an ambulance service.
3. The hospital believe they should not offer their ambulance services free to the family of the deceased.
4. Mumu people are going to make hateful comments.

WORLDPEACE: Your first MUMU comment is that the family believe that.... This is the teachings of Islam, based on faith and that you bury your dead before nightfall and if the person dies too close to night fall or by night fall, then you bury the next day. Do not refer to others belief as wrong, you might not believe it and that's OK, you have your belief and we have ours and others have theirs.

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Politics › Re: Obaseki Celebrates On Street After Receiving Certificate Of Return From Inec by Organs(m): 9:34pm On Oct 06, 2016

MadeInTokyo:

I can't see Edolites come out their hundreds to celebrate with Obaseki, only Oshiomole Government entourage and kabaka, Nomolest and Shabba and their agberos( thugs) are on the street with Obaseki.

Here in Benin city, we call Obaseki a caretaker committee Governor, he will soon be booted out by the courts like Osunbor. The court will order the ballot papers to be recounted in court and compared to the fake figures and result that INEC announced- Quote me anywhere

Compare this crowd with Obaseki today and the Pastor Ize Iyamu led crowd that will stage a rally in Benin city tomorrow.....

Madeintokyo: No worry, you will not be the first, some said the same about Obama and it is 8 years already. Same was said about Buhari with prophesies left right and center that he will lose the election, he is President today. Obaseki is your governor elect get over it bro. Also, FYI, they are still sharing fried akara oh, go collect and eat with garri and cold water, might make you feel better. Ndooo oh, ndooo oh, oh.

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Politics › Re: Obaseki Presented With Certificate Of Return By INEC Photos by Organs(m): 6:47pm On Oct 06, 2016

dondo83:
we will not take it! they haven't counted ipobs votes on nairaland ! lool

Dondo83: He was created that way by God and he is governor elect. Now you here on nairaland with your looks however you look mocking someone what have you or your family ever achieved that is worthy of a news reporter's camera huh

Politics › Re: Suicide Bomber Intercepted & Killed In Borno Today By Soldiers (Photos) by Organs(m): 4:42pm On Oct 06, 2016

All this endless figting is not helping anybody, all Nigerian soldiers do is kill, kill and kill while they are still regrouping and growing. Why dont you keep them and get intelligence/information from them on how they get money, food, how they recruit, how they strategize etc and how to infiltrate their ranks. This war is becoming stupid on the part of the Nigerian army.

Romance › Re: Lady Exposes Customer Care Agent Who Tried To 'Toast' Her In Kenya by Organs(m): 7:59pm On Oct 03, 2016

banme:
What he did might be unprofessional but what she did to the poor guy is inhumane

Banme: Nonsense, inhuman! yeah right, we attach too much sentiments to stuff that guy should loose his job and should be charged for intruding on her privacy. That is why our country is so messed up, politician steal money, instead of prosecution, we rationalize it and say he is not the only one, or na my church member etc, nonsense. Right is right and wrong is wrong and people need to take responsibility for their actions. period.

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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Lady Poses Unclad To Celebrate Independence Day In Nigeria, Gets Blasted (Pics) by Organs(m): 4:34pm On Oct 03, 2016

Mumu people. "ART" is a form of self expression, as long as she has not broken any law, why judge?? She has liberty to do as she so wish, all you people pointing finger, wetin be una own? are you her father or husband? People need to mind their own business.

Crime › Re: Security Group Pours Pepper Into Sales Girls’ Private Parts by Organs(m): 4:29pm On Oct 03, 2016

This was how bokoharam became radicalized. The vigilante and army were slaughtering anyone accused of or looking like a bokoharam member. Injustice will make people do anything. If a brother etc of one of the victims should go bomb the market, they will scream terrorist.

Crime › Re: Margaret Emefiele's Kidnappers Demand N1.5billion As Ransom For Her Release by Organs(m): 9:31pm On Sep 30, 2016

Talk2Bella:
Chai I feel for her kids

For these guys to successfully carry this kidnapping out and keep in touch immediately mehn they aren't your normal kidnappers this man better pay before we begin hear stories that touch the soul.

These kidnappers get godfathers for government house

Nonsense, dem be mumu, they cannot get away with it. Criminals will always die a painful and sorrowful death.

Politics › Re: Again, SSS Fails To Produce Dasuki In Court by Organs(m): 3:53pm On Sep 30, 2016

sarrki:
The people you mentioned above

Caused alot of havoc in the NE

Bros Pls for once let us look above party, religion and

Where they come from

FYNO: Go sit your yansh somewhere.... If you know what those people stole, you go carry gun shoot them, Nigerians are dying daily because they do not have money to even register at a govt hospital, i am not talking about treatment or drugs oh, i am talking about registering to even see a half educated naija doctor, you sit down there dey yarn from your anus. what you should be complaining about is why Buhari no hold the other thieves around him and in APC?? and not the nonsense you are saying. There were people in GEJ's govt that did not steal money, nobody is disturbing them so how will it get to you one day if you did not steal money?? an example is attahiru Jega, no report where he stole money, also, NOI's has not been proven yet so nobody touch am, but Diezani is holed up in London because she sabi wetin dey.....

Romance › Re: "Maggots In My Vagina" - Self-Confessed Runs Girl by Organs(m): 3:41pm On Sep 30, 2016

Nonsense post. You can preach good message without embelishing or lying. Wetin boko haram captives go come do naa, they even get raped daily. It is a way of life YES it is wrong, Kim Kardashian is popular for it, you have people into pornography that most people commenting here watch and enjoy, of course there are repercussions, from marriage, to issues settling down, having kids etc. Also, maggot story is fake, either bad hygiene or not showering properly. Wash and douch with soapy water, also wash with water after using the bathroom.

Politics › Re: APC Woos Edo Voters With Akara, PDP Reacts (Photo) by Organs(m): 9:05pm On Sep 29, 2016

moshino:
Hold the akara first, when you show evidence that you have voted for apc, they will give you the bread.

How about mineral or water to wash am down?

Crime › Re: Woman Accused Of Witchcraft In Delta Stripped Unclad (Photos) by Organs(m): 9:01pm On Sep 29, 2016

Illiteracy is indeed a huge disease. If you visit that village, they will be mostly poor and poverty ridden. Imagine the story sef, importing cars from london, who imports cars from london? London is right hand drive and Nigeria is left hand drive. mumu people. Poverty, joblessness, illiteracy, diseases are the issues worrying all these people that are pointing finger to this obviously mentally challenged woman.

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Politics › Re: INEC Declares Godwin Obaseki Winner Of Edo Governorship Election by Organs(m): 6:03pm On Sep 29, 2016

omusiliyu:
Buhari changed the will of Edoans.

The election was rigged.

Where is your proof? Go to court. In Nigeria when things do not go your way, you scream "ojoro". We are where we are because we refuse to tell ourselves the truth. A former retired confirmed cult member is contesting election in Nigeria huh

We will remain where we are because the best amongst us are not ruling us.

Politics › Re: APC Woos Edo Voters With Akara, PDP Reacts (Photo) by Organs(m): 3:15pm On Sep 28, 2016

Maybe the Akara seller na APC supporter and decided to give free akara to all, now how is that a problem? also, PDP people will go vote pdp, chop free akara, lick their hands and their lips after chopping, then complain and talk rubbish.

Politics › Re: Boko Haram 'hoists Flag In Villages' - BBC by Organs(m): 9:46pm On Sep 27, 2016

crestedaguiyi:
boko haram - technically regrouped

Nigerian media - technically deaf and dumb

Nigerian govt - technically shameless

Nigerias - technically hopeless

Add the following reality join: Nnamdi Kanu - locked up in in jail

Deziani: Hiding in london

tompolo - In hiding on the run

Boko haram - Technically defeated

Biafrans - Confused, disjointed, lost, and remains hopeful on a hopeless venture

Buhari - Old, tired and overwhelmed

Most Nigerians - divided over religious, tribal and regional lines

BIAFRANS - - - TECHNICALLY MARCHING TO FREEDOM

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Politics › Re: IPOB Sit-At-Home: People Playing At Ariaria Market Aba (Photos) by Organs(m): 9:25pm On Sep 27, 2016

wizzyrich:
orluwasheyi, truth they say is bitter, kiss it. And next time you see my post simply ignore it. Its not really necessary you read it or quote it.

Hey WizzyRich: This message is about the earlier chibok girl is a scam title. I find you reach your last post come jam you for here. This is 21st century, with all the information and research available, it is pathetic that people like you will still call chibok girls kidnap scam, so read and tell me, Naija deceived everyone, CNN, UN, BBC, Yahoo, all the world leaders etc and no one i repeat no one including all the advanced world where a current grade school student has better computer education than you will have in 2026, knew the news is fake but some few buzus like you that uses conspiracy theories as proof. Here you go, read and get informed and educated...........Yakubu Kabu, whose daughter Dorcas was filmed speaking in a previous Boko Haram video, pleaded with the Nigerian government to negotiate with Boko Haram to free his daughter and the others.
"This is the only alternative for us," he said. "We are begging the government to do this (release the Boko Haram fighters) so that we can get our girls. It's urgent. We need them to do whatever they can do to get the girls."
Tsambido Hosea, whose four nieces are among the missing girls, told CNN: "We are very angry. Shekau is mocking us, mocking the government and the army. We are angry at our government, they have given him the chance to do this. They need to act fast because it will be disastrous."
Buhari told the UN, "The challenge is in getting credible and bona fide leadership of Boko Haram to discuss with. The split in the insurgent group is not helping matters. The government had reached out, ready to negotiate, but it became difficult to identify credible leaders. We will welcome intermediaries such as UN outfits, to step in." https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/a40615ce-f0e3-3241-9698-85bd57f432cf/ss_missing-chibok-girls%26%2339%3B.html.

Business › Re: Naira To Dollar Exchange Rate As At 1983 (Pictured) by Organs(m): 4:51pm On Sep 27, 2016

This post is WRONG: Im surprised you guys did not figure it out. The Pound sterling has always been stronger than the dollar so how come $1 = 1.5 and and the pound is 1 huh

also, 1 yen is exchanging for =N=366 huh

Make una shine una eye well well oh for so many fake news.

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Health › Re: Nigerian Doctor Suspended In Canada Over Sexual Comment (Photo) by Organs(m): 4:40pm On Sep 27, 2016

They do these things in nigeria and get away with it. We need to have serious sexual harassment awareness training and education. Its worse in banks and campuses. Most people commenting here are guilty of it as well.

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Politics › Re: Dino Melaye: Slaughter Any Cow Found Wandering About The City by Organs(m): 8:10pm On Sep 26, 2016

sinceraconcept:
Idiot!! A stupid order that could cause conflict. Kill a Fulani man's cow and he will stab you to death. Our senators are Educated illiterates. They don't think before they talk

Na True, in this present day and age?? You wey ready to slaughter cow must ready well well, get your gun ready so you can blast the m..ckers as well.

Events › Re: Man Celebrates His Girlfriend's Birthday In A Benin Night Club - Pics by Organs(m): 8:14pm On Sep 22, 2016

dainformant:
To these people, recession is just word. An apparent "big boy" was the center of attraction in a Benin nightclub in Edo state, after he bought a bottle of Ace of Spade champagne for his girl who was celebrating her birthday. Against expectation, the young man poured the expensive drink which is worth over N120,000 ($300) for the girl as she washed her hands with it (this is apart from the other expensive drinks which were ordered at the club). Being a rare happening, other girls at the club couldn't help but take pictures.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/09/see-how-this-boy-celebrated-his.html

He should've invested that money on buying her fresh fruits and vegetable daily to help replenish those faded looking legs.

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Crime › Re: Herdsman Arraigned In Enugu Over Illegal Firearm, Remanded In Prison. by Organs(m): 6:15pm On Sep 21, 2016

BeeBeeOoh:
https://www.newtelegraphonline.com/herdsman-arraigned-enugu-firearm/

Now some sense don dey enter their head. You have ploice in Enugu, court systems, gov lga chairmen etc and they will be blaming Buhari for herdsmen attack. Charge him to court and if found guilty, he will be jailed and those that kill people will be sentenced to death as well. This is justice, democracy, and rule of law and not the nonsense north vs south or islam vs christianity nonsense.

Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Delivering Lectures In New York (Photos) by Organs(m): 6:03pm On Sep 21, 2016

Forwetinnah:
I no broke like you wey think say Gen na luxury...that picture is photoshopped, o was originally posted by the lady in Red the day before Madam Aisha posted hers

Bros, my point is i saw Aisha Buhari on CNN, MSNBC, Fox, even local ABC news doing one thing or the other at the UN assembly in NYC. I no get Gen sef, i neva experience light failure in the last 18years my broda.

Crime › Re: Man Stabbed To Death In Delta Over Girlfriend (photo) by Organs(m): 5:56pm On Sep 21, 2016

kingphilip:
What a wasted life.. See how somebody just died because of a girl who probably he has no intention of taking to the altar

Why not hands off shey you never even pay bride price self and you de de form macho on top her head

She fit no even attend your burial self or she go just come chop rice waka if she no de even cheat on you before

I no know when my fellow guys go learn. At any sign of danger just begin shift small small o life no get duplicate because if you die on top her matter she no go die follow you not to talk of her not marrying another man

Your life first before trying to secure others

Good morning nairalanders
Good morning Nigerians
Let the good part of your life shine forth on others today

KingPhilip: Ol boy i disagree with you. So, if you dey date person, then another person come tell you make you hands off and no talk to the girl again you go run comot?? Then you will live a miserable fearful life. Its a free society and you will die one day for one thing or the other as long as him no go date person wife? and the girl no tell am otherwise, its a free country my broda.

Romance › Re: Girl Who Paid For Her Fiance's M.sc Cusses Him Out As He Marries Someone Else by Organs(m): 5:00pm On Sep 21, 2016

Vinshu:
Lol

So because you sponsored his M.sc means he must get married you?

That lady must be daft

VINSHU: Why should he accept her offer of sponsorship when he knew she was looking for Marriage and he was not ready to give her that? A Police Oga offered me free accommodation and wanted me to move in with her, she bought me a used RR then for about $18k, she wanted to co-sign for a loan for my masters program, i knew i was not going to marry her so i politely declined all the offers. I am married now and we are still friends. Karma will definitely catch up with the guy.

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Politics › Re: Idia Ize-Iyamu's Convoy Attacked In Iyamho, Edo by Organs(m): 4:32pm On Sep 21, 2016

aprokomania:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/mrs-ize-iyamus-convoy-attacked-iyamho/

She never become first lady yet. but she dey waka with convoy dey oppress everybody comot for road for her royal majesty ,... Naija and VIP oppression na wah.

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Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Delivering Lectures In New York (Photos) by Organs(m): 10:11pm On Sep 20, 2016

Forwetinnah:
Ndi photocracy...everything about this government is fake, even the air they breath

Ol boy abeg work hard and invest in I beta pass my neighbour genset, Television and DSTV cable make you dey take your koro koro eyes see things for CNN and other news network make this illiteracy disappear comot from your head.

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