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For doing this, I have forgiven Buhari all his sins because now,
1. Kidnapping and armed robbery will never happen in Nigeria again

2. Ritual killings will no longer work since there's no enough cash for the spirits to steal and gift the ritualists.

3. Banditry is now past tense

4. Stealing of government money is now past tense.

5. Corrupt politicians will be reduced to nothing.

6. Thuggery will no longer be lucrative.

7. Assassination will no longer be a lucrative business

8. No armed robber will come to your house just to collect 20k and he cannot ask for transfer.

9. No more vote buying

10. Politicians will no longer be extremely rich

11. All the proceeds of kidnapping business collected with the intention of using it to buy arms to deal with Christians will no longer be useful.

Etc.

God bless Emefiele and Buhari because they will soon be the true heroes of our liberty from corruption and Corrupt politicians

ObamaMessi:
I was able to save 20k from billing my babe urgent 2k.

You have the spirit of a hustler

Baronthecelebri:
Why is he folding his hands

Because he was shocked!

fourboys:
The boyfriend na real OG

This same thing happened in my neighborhood, this innocent looking guy bleep the mother and when the mother traveled, The first daughter came to stay at the house since the mother is away. Na so this guy back blessing see tey bele comot, My guy com japa.
It's no joke I witnessed it all.

Esseite:
"Prostitute he patronised"....

Here you are paying a prostitute N50k for a night and yet complain all Nigerian ladies are prostitutes and don't want to work.... you are the problem.

You see, another innocent neck carrying a stupid head.

Stallionhorse:
Gambling is not a bad thing.. We all play gble every weekend last week I lost 8k this week I just won 27k tomorrow I might win again. Just use your head.. Don't be a mum u man.

Exactly, I have been gambling for a very long time but I have never lost my head in it for once. I only gamble when I'm broke, once received my salary I no stake again. Bottom line, no when to quit!

Facebook Messes Up Again:
News Feed Getting Spammed With Public Posts On Celebrities,If you’re seeing Facebook posts of random people that are tagging Rihanna, Ronaldo, or others, you’re not alone. There seems to be a bug that is messing up the Facebook feed for users around the world.

One of our teammates saw posts addressed to celebrities he follows on his Facebook feed. Shortly after that, many others started sharing screenshots of a similar homepage flooding on their profiles. At the time of writing this story, hundreds of people have posted screenshots of the issue on Twitter.

Don’t be surprised if your Facebook feed isn’t affected either. As I write this story, I’ve checked my Facebook app and web version, which appear to be normal. It means not all users are affected but are seeing posts tagged to celebrities they follow on the mobile app and desktop site.
Since there’s no update from Facebook, we can only assume this is a bug that sent FB’s algorithms flying. What’s happening here is that if someone decides to tag a celebrity, then everyone following that celebrity sees the post.

For instance, if John Doe decides to tag Vin Diesel in a post, you’ll see John Doe’s post if you follow Vin Diesel. It is a strange issue and is raining down spam on users. If nothing, this is a hilarious situation and a spammy one.

[]Is my Facebook account hacked?[/b]
Users on Twitter are asking this question. And it is a legit question, seeing there are comments from random people on their home page. But this is apparently happening to a large number of users, which means it is probably a broken algorithm. If by chance, it is a hack, it would be one of the biggest ones FB has faced.

There are several things that are wrong with the platform, but this one seems new. You can take standard precautions like logging out, changing your password, or reinstalling the FB app to attempt a fix. It also seems like a coincidence, but Downdetector is also showing a rising number of users reporting FB is down for them. But nothing is clear at this stage, and we will be updating this story as it unfolds.

For now, we haven’t received any communication from Facebook or Meta clarifying the issue. If you’re also facing this problem on Facebook, do let us know in the comments and share this article with others to make them aware of the issue.

Shettima boys at it again.

This men are all on the wanted list so how come. There's more to this.

The Irony of iPhones

Those that can afford it do not really use half of its functions. Those that can really maximize the functions cannot really afford it.

Every year, there is an upgrade from the company. iPhone 14 is on the way. A regular user will also feel outdated until he or she upgrades to the latest.

The difference between the previous and the latest iPhone is usually an addition of one extra camera or repackaging. Very soon, the entire back of the phone will be covered with cameras.

The phone is expensive, not because of what it can do but because of the name it has. It is like a confraternity; people just want to feel belong.

People buy iPhones claiming it is because of the camera quality. . .yet, anytime they really want to take real pictures, they abandon their phones and go to the studio.

Interestingly, at the studio, the camera that is used is sometimes cheaper than the latest iPhone on the market.

Last but not the least, if you are a lady between the ages of 16 to 30 and you bought an iPhone 13 with your money gotten from a job you genuinely laboured for, can we see your hands up? ...........

In the words of Black Sherif in the song Kwaku the Traveller. . . Can we confidently say, "No hands"

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Malory:
This is what Buhari has reduced Nigeria to. Tinubu will bury Nigeria if he mistakenly wins the election.

Exactly

flejnr2:
Una don raid tinubu and atiku house and bring out the dollars there

Wait you're forgetting Gan..., Ehnnn. Gandollar the one that staff dollars in his baban rega.

The last I checked, he was unaware of APC losing.

The last I checked, He wasn't aware of APC losing.

Nigeria is way too hot

Even we are eager to see you off, what have you done besides circumnavigating the world through air, marrying off your children and expressing shock?

Nawao, Small fireworks to welcome the man that has done well for his people, Nigerians are calling it "Attack"

May God help us

I was called the The General back in day, because nothing happen within the school without my knowledge.Simply, I was the guy that got things done!

slimjohn2k5:
Roasted plantain

Walahi OP You be snitch.

tamdun:
U want them to sabotage apc so atiku can win? Farouk is dumbo

It's happening,this has been the plan from day one, so that the North will continue in power.

There's this Scammer that called me pretending to be a bank staff that my BVN bla bla something like that, I told him to hold on lemme call him back. I quickly forward the number to my guy that works with MTN to know who this guy was, which he did and gave me the info I needed. I called the dude back with his full name and DOB, He was surprised how I knew him. I told him that he has earned himself a dance with the devil. After raining courses on him,He started begging that he will never do that again.

slimik:
Guy no dey stress yourself go and make money she owes you no explanation.No go beat person pikin....just dey use her dey upload your akamu normal.......If to say u get money she go show you off to her papa, guy hustle oooo!

This one na candid advice for you. Use your head before them go usam for you.

Hezmatosky:
Impatience and insecure you are. Imagine staying just 30mins for a party? You should have waited till end of the party naw, probably help them arrange chairs and canopies if actually you love her. So she should be worshipping you because you came to her cousin's party ba? Ozuai ki bu jor

See this one, instead of reasoning with your Big Head rather you're reasoning with your dick!

MrBrownJay1:
you are on the SUBSTITUTE BENCH, while all along thinking that you were the team star player!!!
hope you enjoyed the food...

Don't mind this BENCH WARMER.

cherryCola:
That doesn't stop you from being a fvcking truck
driver .

The land you bought and the house you build was
from all the thieves and cutting you guys made,
So stop making it sounds as if is from your salary .

What is this one even saying?
Isn't better than stealing??

Instincteverest:
How Come Buhari causing Premature Ejaculations ?

Mental stress caused by Bubu and APC