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If abbreviation is the easier or shorter form of writing a word or phrase. Why is abbreviation on its own a long word?

If I write am now dem go say na pride.

People compliment me for my height.. Hey dude I like ur height

Others for my caring nature...your wife will be so lucky to hav you, they say

For my intelligent. Boy you should consider lecturing don't waste ur knowledge looking for oil job my lecturer repeatedly told me that. (Who tell am say cos I make 1st class I no want beta tin, oil money ova lecturing money jor.

My red lips, as a guy almost every girl compliments me on that.

My sense of humour is outta this world. You should consider being a stand up comedian they say.

I use to have my picture on ma nairaland profile but I removed it cos its awesomeness almost killed somebody. Lol

This space is not for sale

Maybe he tink say Na big lizard be dat

The Nigerian side apart from enyeama is full of shit. Am sure osaze will be happy now

This is how false myths are birthed.

So?

It is a wa

Am disappointed by this. spiritual power is more powerful than political power.

[quote author=Seun]Dear 1 Million Nairaland Forum Members,

Thank you for joining Nairaland Forum.

Thank you for creating interesting topics on Nairaland Forum.
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Thank you for posting items for sale in the advert sections of Nairaland Forum.
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Thank you for volunteering to become moderators, and serving the community faithfully.
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Nice one I knw dis was done based on the call from this thread https://www.nairaland.com/1167361/nairaland-1-million-users-want

[quote author=Seun]Dear 1 Million Nairaland Forum Members,

Thank you for joining Nairaland Forum.

Thank you for creating interesting topics on Nairaland Forum.
Thank you for posting interesting replies to topics on Nairaland Forum.

Thank you for posting items for sale in the advert sections of Nairaland Forum.
Thank you for patronizing sellers who posted their items for sale on Nairaland Forum.

Thank you for volunteering to become moderators, and serving the community faithfully.
Thank you for reporting rogue content created by spammers, fraudsters, and trolls to moderators.

Thank you for telling your friends, family, colleagues, and online friends about Nairaland Forum.

Thank you for making Nairaland Forum successful.




Nice one I knw dis wasdone based on the call from this thread https://www.nairaland.com/1167361/nairaland-1-million-users-want

[quote author=Seun]Dear 1 Million Nairaland Forum Members,

Thank you for joining Nairaland Forum.

Thank you for creating interesting topics on Nairaland Forum.
Thank you for posting interesting replies to topics on Nairaland Forum.

Thank you for posting items for sale in the advert sections of Nairaland Forum.
Thank you for patronizing sellers who posted their items for sale on Nairaland Forum.

Thank you for volunteering to become moderators, and serving the community faithfully.
Thank you for reporting rogue content created by spammers, fraudsters, and trolls to moderators.

Thank you for telling your friends, family, colleagues, and online friends about Nairaland Forum.

Thank you for making Nairaland Forum successful.




Nice one I knw dis one done based on the call from this thread https://www.nairaland.com/1167361/nairaland-1-million-users-want

Hapi belated bday first lady Michelle Obama

When facebook reached the one billion users benchmark mark zucherberg celebrated it

It's no news that nairaland.com has reached a million users .

Although musiwa2 has tried to narrate how nairaland started however I wasn't impressed because he is neither seun's personal assistant nor the owner of this great site. we will want to hear from the horse's mouth how it feel to have accomplished such an incredible feat owing to how you started with less than 50 members in 2005.  

In you address seun we will like to know how it all started, the challenges, what the futures hold and who is the 1, 000, 000th member etc.  

Like the comment if you want seun to address the forum on this

If we were in his shoes how many of us won't utilize d advantage that our half brother is the president of us of a to further our interest even if it is selfish?

Linus mba

But on a serious note seun shld give at least 1500 worth of recharge card.

Pls folks include the price of you suggested car cos am equally interested

Is a shame that nobody has being prosecuted in that saga. Too much for my administration is fighting corruption

This country tire me o

don't you know Blood is thicker than water. Don't mind the man the crocodile is his relative

Na Nigeria person write this thing jor.

Girls that wear that reigning rubber slipper for sociAl outing plus forming accent on top

We refuse to comment on a non issue.

To be frank with you love shouldn't be the only factor in marriage by the way the bible never mentioned that we should marry the person we love but that we should love the person we marry.  

Personally I don't see anything wrong marrying for comfort as a matter of fact I encourage girls from not too well to do families to marry from well to do family and vice versa to balance an equilibrium. marriage should be a plus in all ramifications and not a minus.

  Let me state that love hardly endures poverty. What will be the fate of your love if you partner can't provide your basic needs plus some amount of luxury to garnish your love?  

Money is not everything but it is more comfortable to cry inside of a Royce Ross than ontop of a bicycle.  

Finally for me I won't marry unless am really comfortable enough to carter for the needs of my wife and any two others

An ibo man gave birth to twins and named them praise and worship. Lol

I want to be able to do all things as in raise even d dead. Plus have d best voice the world has ever heard

12 years that's really serious. 12yrs is enough to get one bsc, two masters and even a PhD. I use to tell people it must not be medicine.

Afam4eva: Last time i checked i was negative. But i nearly burst open the head of the doctor because i never asked them to conduct a HIV test on me. Neither did i pay for it.

Here's how it ensued:

Doctor: We have to conduct a Malaria and Typhoid test to ascertain if you have any in your body

Me: Ok

He writes some gibberish on a paper and asks me to take it to the lab.

I went to the lab and my blood was taken and when the result was taken, i was asked to take it to the doctor to interpret it for me.

Doctor: From the test results, you have Typhoid and malaria.

Me: Ok Doctor.

Doctor: And for the HIV test...

Me: HIV wetin? I didn't pay for that.

Doctor: We offer HIV tests free to all patients.

Me: What sort of rubbish is that. How can you conduct a test i did not ask for. This is an invasion of privacy bla bla bla.

Doctor: **In my mind i had already broken his head with bottle before he said**- The result is negative

Me: Ohh ok

Jokes apart it is very wrong and unethical for you to be tested of hiv without your consent. If Na be you I for sue them for invading of privacy but thankEd am not you. Lol

Brethren, You're driving volkswagen (golf 1) And someone shouts taxi! Pls Forgive And Forget...God dey!

I won't vote for him not because of his tattoo but cos from the picture i could tell he is not a serious minded people and does not give a damn