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hauwa and pataki will make a nice couple
and I'm hardly wrong

Spongebob

these are the other robbery suspects
after the firing squad

Is he about to kick the proverbial bucket,this one he's seeing into the future

Unu mee nu enjoy weekend unu.
were kwa nu nwayo
ndu adighi abuo.

so many lesbiana's on nairaland
go ahead and tell her after booking her funeral at heaven's gate funeral home.
maybe you should send her a text before she arrives and tell her the size of your Love Machine too.

I feel creepy crawlies on my skin.

He only comes to the bed room once in 6 - 7 months when he wants to make love to me.  In fact the last time he slept in our bedroom was six months ago before I had my last baby who is 6 months

It's almost time for him to come for his bi-annual ikwokirikwo.
Next time, don't let him in.
you're already used to doing without.
Immerse yourself into the work of the Lord and forget about him.
I'm not a fan of intimacy gadgets since I have the real deal on my bed
but I'll make an exception for you since I won't advocate infidelity
Do they sell [i]vibrator[/i]s and fake blokoss in Nigeria, some friends have told me they enjoy them better than their husbands.
Go get one.
one bigger than him too
and make sure to scream real loud while using it
nonsense!

dellynash:
[color=#990000]Hello Nairalanders, i use to have a very good size , but now i have lost alot of weight and my mother is complaining, please tell me what to do to put on weight. Thanks [/color]

I wish I could dash you the 10 pounds I already lost.
Life is so unfair.

muhsin:
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almadudilahi!

davidylan:
chei! the mods dey active here o.

are you telling me?
liquid paper and white out everywhere

obinwanne:
Men!!! No need for all these criticisms that u guys are pouring out allover d place. We Ibos(Igbos) are very proud of our root and I see no crime in being proud that one is from a particular tribe. I have Hausa, Benue and Yoruba people as good friends. So what d heck is d noise all about?! Oh, that it made the homepage? Any topic can make the homepage regardless of the tribe or author.
C'mon guys and babes, lets be more matured and reasonable. U neva know where u wil land tomorrow, just like Asoneye has been dreaming of getting married 2 an Ibo guy. Who knows u might marry d girl/boy from downtown and I marry the girl from Afgahn, or Ira,
Did I say anytin
Peace-out guys!
Ya diri gi ka isi cheere m. Chukwu gozie ndi oma ma mee kwa ka ndi Oji cheghari.
Udo diri unu umu nnem!

Obinwanne
aha gi a maka
but ihe i dere ebea di kwa one kain one kain

romeo:
Agaba stop that iwe , gini na eme gi? kedu maka onye be gi? Toshieeee amaghi m na ihe[b] ndi dibia na adi gi mma [/b] LoL

dibia anya odo

youngies:
Umu Igbo, onye nweanyi gba unu ume.

Ihe Seun mere bu nso ala! tufiakwa!!

Excuse onyere di belated. Ihe anyi choro bu public apology.

Echelon, Osisi na Ifyalways oburu na unu na ege nti, a back ala m our proverb thread up, maka adighi ama ama O gwara O. N'ihi na ihe Seun na eme edoghizi m anya. O na akpa agwa ka onye na anu awuru ike

hapu onye a de we re onu k'onye na anu ara (breastfeeding)
kedu ebe Okija_ juju no
k'o bia gaara anyi ozi

echelon bu engineer?
o bu ezigbo engineer k'obu oti mgbodo mgbo n'aru umu umunwanyi?

This tale is simply too long but the part that shocked me the most was

I am a 36 year old divorced mother of 5 and grandmother of 1. He came into my life after a failed marriage and other failed relationships. He swept me off my feet with lots of love and attention. He took me out, he sent love text messages, he was at my house almost everyday, showering me with gifts always making sure I am taken care of, and very romantic. I have even met the exwife she seems very nice. He was not as affectionate in front of her with me as he always is but I have only met her twice, once with him and once with him not being there. She always says thank you to me and the kids seem very nice

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So now, alledged criminals have a weapon to throw panic in the courtroom and make an escape.
Just have a couple of birds released by a posse when the proceeding is on.
Naijaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

forget the efulefu,he has issues.
Please don't listen to people advising you to do this and that when the problem is not yours.
I hope you have a career.
Looks like that marriage is not his priority

chika98:
Inukwa aruruala! Okwa maka Seun akpatala obere ego. . . owu ihe mere isi n'eji ebu ya.
Idiot dosara isi ka anu mpam. Didn't he come to naijaryders to look for attenion and they chased him out. Now the okikpo has the guts to be doing anyhow here. NL is bleeping slow anyways.

O dika ofe nmanu nmanu ona eri abanye go ya n'isi

biko nu mee nu enjoy egwu egedege


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAvQA4qp_Ho&feature=related

kpam kpam kpam
onye no ya?
o kwa osisi n'ekene
ada bekee,nwanyi oma

Ikomi:
Osisi couples disagree sometimes, thats just wat happened between these 2, although this was fatal.

Look Osisi if ur not careful the way u talk about the unfortunate man, that Racoon will bite of ur nipple 4 talking down its human lover.

Ikomi,na me you dey talk to like this?
do you know who I am ?
do you think I'm your mate?
you better apologise quickly
how dare you?
wait for me
I'll show you

aloy if all fails give her over to her fellow woman.
Sisi jinx may be interested since she's hanging around waiting for the ojuju Calabar to come out.

First the Koran is confused at to whom the first Muslim is.
Is it Mohammed
Is it Abraham
Is it Moses?

There are documents that far preceed the koran showing that Abraham and co were anything but Muslims

thehomer:
Jesus a muslim? But he lived over 600 years before Islam. Technically, he couldn't have been a Christian since the religion was based on him.

Thank God an independent observer sees the stupidity in the claim that Jesus was a Muslim.
How could he be a Muslim when Mohammed ,the founder and originator of Islam was born hundreds of years after the birth,death,resurrection and ascencion of Jesus.

Igbo men and 419 again

tpia:
you dont see the bombastic cretin asking how you know his "Yoruba girlfriend"'s name.

The stupid bonobo monkey wants to pretend he hasnt been dropping some fake names all over town as if that will hide his omata character.

Bukky ko, okobo ni.

are you jealous no one has come for you yet?
why is aloy's sweetheart now your topic of discussion.
Mgbo Tilapia
Maybe if you get your act together,tumfulu or mohadana could ask you out

[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=223727.msg3397622#msg3397622 date=1233180488]Terererente Omata na bad thing?. FYI: Omata means Onitsha market amalgamated traders association. Mumu like you, I'd rather be an omata member than serve coffee in McDonalds. Bad belle go kill you. [/quote]nothing wrong with OMATA at all,at all.
At least the wife can chop belle full

[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=223727.msg3397478#msg3397478 date=1233178572]Chineke ekwela ife ojoo!. Do you know me? How did you know my sweet hearts name abi na guess work?. You be winsch?. My sweet pumpkin pie knows too well that she is the apple of my ever loving eye and she's more secure than the world bank.

She is young, stunning, daisy, ikebescious, tall, slim, curved legs, looks very fertile, brilliant, educated, born again, humble, well trained, hip, avant-garde, God's chosen and caring. I could go on and on because she is indescribable. God try no be small for that girl, I swear. May I live long and grow old with her. [/quote]My God.
Aloy,you are a romantic man indeed.
all these words for your sweetheart
God bless you and your marriage to your sweet and sexy Bukky.

blacksta:
Should America Apologise?

yes.
When hell freezes over.
Bunch of lunatics , those people.
apologise ko, ogbono n rice ni

God forbid

OgidiBoy:
I've had sex with a raccoon before while volunteering in an animal sanctuary in High school. That was the best sex I ever had.