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Why would the first lady wear a replica Cartier Baignoire WB520034 for such a major event, really...?
Except for the blue hands on the dial not being obvious, it's impossible to tell if it's a replica from the photo.

Obama hasn't got up to 5 advisers let alone 15, good grief!

Prof Corruption: SA is more developed, Nigeria is more influential.

Influential in what?

Starving people care less of what the poor whale died of.

Forget about iPhone 5!

Surprised? Not in the least. After all, the 'government' of the day is littered with thieves and fraudsters.

For goodness sake, Nigeria has to be on the list!

Mali mauled and hammered!

No doubt the governors' fund-starved states will pick up the $10m bill for their merrymaking spree.

ECOWAS should seek visa-free travel with all African states first before aspiring to insurmountable difficulties.

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..Omfg

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The trains in the photos look like something from colonial times.

ChopUrMoni: Why do you all think the stories of Cinderella, Snow white, Rapunzel and the like are so loved by girls? They all had one thing in common. A prince who not only found them but also fought for them. Trust me we love to be chased and caught by you...

Yeah, sure! What about Alice-in-Wonderland?

teeo: Here we go again.... I thought HIV no longer exists...

Dream on! HIV/AIDS is here to stay for good.

Bullshit!

Churches are merely commercial enterprises in Nigeria - 'pastors' and 'bishops' are there to make money.

Yawn!! I wonder how much kickback Goldman Sachs got for the prophecy?

There's been a mistake: It's actually 290-year 'Infrastructure Master Plan'.

Ah, so the buffoon of a minister says there are no 'evil spirits' in South Africa, Botswana, South Korea, Malaysia, Singapore and Israel.
What a laughing stock she is.

It's effing obvious that _sexual_ incompatibility with their wives is central to the issue.

FrenchyL: simply because men do not appreciate easy chicks!

A lion would rather scavenge for easy meat than hunt, it's a fact.

CCTVs? They need electricity to work, don't they?

CFCfan: Respected global audit and financial advisory firm, KPMG, has rated Nigeria as the most fraudulent country in Africa, with the cost of fraud during the first half of 2012 estimated at N225 billion ($1.5 billion).

The firm’s Africa Fraud Barometer, instituted this year, measures fraud on the continent and asses the fraud risk that confronts companies in their operations.

In KPMG’s second report, issued last Wednesday, it identified Nigeria, Kenya and South Africa as accounting for 74% of the total number of cases on the African continent, with Nigeria recording the highest overall value of fraud in the first half of the 2012.

Reported cases of fraud, however dropped from 520 in the first half of 2011 to 503 in the first half of 2012, and the value of fraud fell from $ 3.3 billion to $ 2 billion.

KPMG compiles the data for the Africa Fraud Barometer by analysing available news articles and reviewing fraud cases from designated databases.

The new report observed that Nigeria’s fraud profile has been compounded by fraud and corruption in the oil sector, with “bribes in the private and public sector, misappropriation, and contract inflation” as common forms of fraud.

By contrast, Nigeria’s President, Mr. Goodluck Jonathan, last Sunday in his chat with the media bragged that his administration is fighting and winning the war on corruption, and that he has done better than his predecessors in combating corruption.

In another report, “Global States of Mind: New Metrics for World Leaders,” published on November 14, Gallop Poll declared Nigeria one of the two most corrupt countries in the world, superior only to Kenya.

Contrary to Mr. Jonathan’s claims, the Gallup report showed that 94 percent of Nigerians believe there is widespread corruption in the government.

http://mobile.saharareporters.com/news-page/nigeria-most-fraudulent-country-africa-kpmg-report-says

"asses"? Donkeys?

The word you lack is assesses.

Nigeria at least outdid Somalia, which didn't even get a mention in the index.

Britzdon: I just dont know the reason why Nigerians should migrate to that country.
At least,if we aint better than any other country of the world,we are better than Botswana.

Stop daydreaming!

No surprises why these so-called 'second-rate' countries including Botswana, regard Nigerians as migrating pests.

BinghiNya: the deportees are from biafra and are all hausas

Daft bugger!

fittty: Bounty hunters at work

Yep! Britain's UKBA's National Allegations Database must be swarming with wanted Nigerians.

Frequently asked question: why are Nigerians being deported from all corners of the world en masse?

How come she's the only witness to this freakishness? I think she's definitely showing early signs of dementia.

Ah, commiserations to Nigeria for not winning. The championship crown will be hers next year.