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Just another avenue to continue milking the masses dry. E no go better for this government

Another avenue for the pastor to scam people. Burial contribution must be collected. Some Nigerian pastors disgracing themselves since 15 B. C

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Naija babes I hail oh.
ITALIAN Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.
FRENCH Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again
BRITISH Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex
AMERICAN Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex
NIGERIAN Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her
hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman
didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked
and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied:
"Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the
unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman
complains that her phone is bad. Guy
promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman
said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman
asked: "where is the phone? U are not
serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Rape.
29th day= Police case.
I dey go
Italy. Nigerian girls I'm
done I hate stress.

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Bunch of clueless, useless leaders. That was how they were shouting Vision 2020 upandan thinking 2020 is a very long time. 2020 is here and these morons are yet to do a thing. Now they are promising us 2025. Mtchew

RIP. May God give her family and friends fortitude to bear the loss

[quote author= post=91519657]Welcome to nairaland dearie.[/quote]Thank you darling

fulaniHERDSman:
My only concern is how a naked, stark, nude and transparent illiterate like Magu got to such a position.
I will only blame a system that allows someone that shouldn't even have risen to a sergeant to head such an organisation.
For those that will argue, go and watch this guy's show of emptiness and in-your-face olodoness on YouTube videos of his supposed interviews.
Who needs education in Nigeria if such a lowly character can rise to head EFCC

The greatest of them all is also an illiterate

[quote author= post=91518792] [/quote]Ur darling daddy was the one that put him in the office naa

Gift kee u dia. Why hide it in ur house abi to go bank dey fear u? God will judge as many of u that have looted this mistake of a country dry

This new goods will definitely be found in an Hausa/Fulani shop if not Buhari will be in shock

Like for Hushpuppy share for Boss Mustapha

Chartey:
Dstv subscription in Nigeria is the cheapest on the continent despite our harsh business environment.
If they drop football, they'll still retain many subscribers because they have some of the best content both locally and globally.
Finally, people have to realise that cable TV is not an essential utility like electricity and water. All over the world, cable TV is expensive and for only people who can afford. That's why there's public TV like BBC and NTA in our case.

Did u say NTA? I almost threw up watching it yesterday. The picture quality is wack and the audio is nauseating. God pls I need money to sub my gotv

Angelfrost:
By His grace ma...

Good for you

Angelfrost:
Most times, poverty is more of a choice than an invention or some dark fate... Wealthy people make choices and adopt lifestyles that keep them rich, while the perpetually poor keep doing the same things that keep them impoverished.

however, there are some unfortunates and unlucky ones... Still, wealth in varying degrees come to those who strive for it.

I hope u are one of the wealthy ones

Ahmed0336:
Naija wives make una come learn from Kim abeg.... No be to dey tie wrapper up and down like who spirit dey pursue

You didn't read where it was written that Kanye too is a billionaire? He is a man like u. No be Nigerian women do you

GreenArrow1:
Nice! I can finally now get my granite at reasonable prices from Abuja for my project.

If you are in the south east or south south, I can equally supply you high quality granite at affordable price

Remember ur bank account balance, conji will fly through the window

With my little knowledge of politics, by 2023 there won't be any party known as APC

No be small thing oo. We for Island hear nwii today. Flood everywhere. Las las Island na wash

May God bless the donor abundantly. Your baby will live to fulfill her destiny.

Happy children's Day to my children and all the children all over the world. May you continue to grow in the fear of the Lord. You will all fulfill your God given destiny.
For high quality and affordable chippings (granite) kindly quote me. South south and south east only

I love to see great women. I will be great too some day. It's just a matter of time.
For high quality and affordable chipping (granite)kindly quote me. South south and south east only

Beautiful Stella, continue to rest in peace.
For high quality and affordable chippings (granite) kindly quite me. South south and south east only

This is so sad. The government should please come to their aid. To those affected, don't worry, so far there is life there is hope
For high quality and affordable chipping(granite)kindly quote me. South south and south east only.

Even though Kelechi does not owe the writer anything, it's good to remember those we were together with when we were nobody. My secondary school friend who resides in London called me one fateful day (i dont know how she got my number ) and told me she has not and will never forget how nice i was to her way back in school. How i made out time to coach her during exam, shared my beverages with her, assisted her to wash her clothes when she was sick. She went on and on to recount all the things I did most of whom I had forgotten. Finally the day she entered Naija, I could not believe my eyes about what she bought for me including the most expensive shoe I have worn in my life.
In summary, when on top don't forget those that were with you when you were nobody

Someone I know, a woman of about 63 years old seriously wants to travel from Lagos to Anambra state. It's urgent. Is it possible?

Midex88:
That is a very very very bad dream. Certain demons have been assigned against your career and educational advancement.

How to conquer: Give your life totally to Christ and stay away from all sins.
Pray and Fast against backwardness and setbacks in your life.

It is well

I'm a born again. I have fasted and prayed about it yet it keeps coming

ForeThinker:
Pay close attention to your dreams, especially those vivid ones, or even better -- lucid ones. When we dream, we enter the realm of our subconscious mind, and we can discover our hidden beliefs. Those beliefs are often the roadblocks, they prevent us from achieving what we want. Also, very often, your higher self reveals an important message in your dreams. You can create a dream journal if you want. Thanks to this, you will notice repeating patterns and symbols.

You seem to know a thing or two about dreams. I often dream about my secondary school days. I usually see myself either borrowing note to copy or sitting in an exam hall. Please do u know what it means?

It's not easy at all but man must survive. Please if you are in the south east or south south and need granite (chipping) for construction, kindly mention me. You will get quality and affordable chipping of all sizes. You can equally refer people to me. Thanks in anticipation

Clueless bunch of clowns. Keep that your speculation to yourself, stuff it down ur throat.
Chai we have never had it this bad in Nigeria. Abeg who did we offend?