₦airaland Forum

Where is that Damn Nigaaar guy? He should come here and read this. Drug no be better thing

TheBoy1740:
What happened to Slawormir?

He was bragging on another thread how he smoked enough igbo before 4am. Maybe he is still high

Crixxx:
Yearly: 15m + 42m... 57m
Monthly: 1.25m + 3.5m=4.75m


Feeding/month: 500k
Clothing/month:150k
Maintenance/month(ladies):250k
Miscellaneous/month:200k
Total expenditure/month: 1.1m

Balance/month: 4.75m - 1.1m= 3.65m..

Jide you could become a billionaire don't allow the devil..
The lady has a good point.. Boys thinking deep

Stay there and be doing math on top another person salary

lomprico:
lai is better o!

We are finished!

Flyingngel:
Some of this happening, I always think whether Buhari is always aware of it?
We need Leaders that don't only depend on what his advisers or personal person says but rather shld engage in reading news from other platforms to get a first hand information about what is happening around.

If only Buhari can give live broadcast. The journalists are there to ask him some questions through which he can get updates of the situation of our country. But No this is Nigeria where the president addresses us via recorded scripted rubbish. When I watch how Trump responds to live questions on CNN I weep for my country. Who did we offend?

I don't know this Femi and Lai Mohammed who is the worst. Tufia!

Confirmedzombie:
God bless Buhari. This is the best thing to do. The lockdown should continue for 30 days.

While Nursery, primary and secondary schools can reopen.

Research has shown that COVID-19 does not affect children so schools can reopen .

May God heal our land.

What of teaching and non teaching staff?

Lagos state government "mulls"
PDP "mulls"
Buhari"mulls"
Every news i read now on Nairaland i see Mull mull. My vocabulary don increase for this lockdown

njelrapheal:
Outside influence, trust me. Ppl have been saying things into her ears. Op, watch her friends. Get her engaged, try to find the source of the negative influence.

Truth! Reminds me of this Nigerian movie "Discontent "

I don't really know the solution to your predicament but one thing I know is that looking for solution here is a big mistake for a sensitive case like yours. I will advice you get a professional help from a good hospital. Also stay close to God because with Him nothing shall be impossible

What of students coming from other states? Have u forgotten that there is no interstate movement? Baba don't be selfish, we can't risk the lives of our children because of school

ModestGal:
Thats one of the mistake I made in my life and still regretting it till now. First class is a waste of time and thoughts. If you are connected, not an introvert, then you have a chance, if you are not, please I beg you, while in university, concentrate on things you can do that would bring you money and make you happy in life. Just make sure you don't go below second class upper.
Nigeria is a failed country.
I wish I did this when I was in the university, I was busy making sure I was doing well in academics, I also registered for a 4years Arabic course which I finished. I wish I knew my advisors were merely myopic, I wish I had concentrated my energy on learning TECH skills.
I wish I had used my school fees to purchase Tech equipment and learn the skills, some of us fall into the category of bad advice. I regret the day I saw my result and it was full of A's in 100level first semester, that was my motivation and every body started telling me I would made a first class up and down, and telling me not to relent. I wish I had relented, but I was stupid to keep pursuing nonsense

Hahahahahahah I laugh in Swahili. Everybody with their own wahala. First class dey cry third class dey cry

But I thought there was no interstate movement? How come he was able to transit from Owerri to Rivers? Anyways thank God he was rescued. Let the kidnappers be prosecuted ASAP

They should just shut up abeg. Just to stay in free hotel and eat free food for 14 days they are complaining. They should ask us how we were managing during the total lockdown. Ungrateful hearts!

totit:
Mumu? More like you've become so helpless and couldn't figure out how to defend your claims hence you resort to insult.

This was the question




The bolded, how did you know that? I want to guess...hmmmm.. By sight, assumptions, imagination, or rather, you had access to their bank accounts?

Waiting.....

I hope you are sitting while waiting because you will wait for a loooooooong time

totit:
The bolded, how did you know that? I want to guess...hmmmm.. By sight, assumptions, imagination or rather, you had access to their bank accounts?

Funny people everywhere.

Wealth doesn't hide. Look around them you will see wealth oozing out

totit:


You guys still don't figure what's happening here is just some oral concocted, sponsored news and not stats.

Now, let do a little break down ;

according to the news( not stats), it states, a state (Anambra precisely) with the (so-called) highest number of naira billionaires without given a figures or names and numbers of the so called naira billionaires so pray tell us how exactly do we ascertain or establish the said numbers of billionaires or know they even exists? Were they just assumed or counted out of the thin air? And if they are counted what's their numbers and where is their names to compared with the number of billionaires in another states of the country?


Now, your second articles, if we are to go by thet, assuming that's what was used as the yardstick to measured the stats, the news-stats rather, are those ten people all and if they are all are you now telling us that in lagos, imo, kaduna there are not more than that numbers, in naira billionaires. ??


This got to be the joke of a decade.

Oga I'm not from Nnewi but I was born there and spent most of my growing up there. Those people are stinkingly rich and the funny part is that they don't go about making noise about their riches. I was hoping I would someday marry an Nnewi man but alas it never happened

MichealKin50:
Her mom is aware of our relationship and I am really committed

Ok then open another Facebook account and hide your real identity. Send her friend request and start chatting her up. Tell her those sweet nonsense that some women enjoy hearing. Along the line ask her if she is in a serious relationship that you really like her and want to start something serious with her. From her response, you will know your stand in her life

MichealKin50:
The day I realized this, the morning of that day we chatted on Facebook and I can't find the chats. I went to her WhatsApp and discovered the same thing. In fact she set her Facebook in a way that if you tagged her on a post, nobody sees the post unless she approved it. I am just confused

I hope you are showing her your seriousness about marrying her. What if she is not sure of your settling down with her? If she is not convinced that you will marry her, she might not be leaving your messages in her phone to avoid scaring away potential suitors. She doesn't want to put all her eggs in one basket.

Mariangeles:
You do know that Kim Kardashian got very fat during both her pregnancy right? Especially the second time....
She came back better than she ever was before she got pregnant. It's all about determination, discipline and self love.
It is not about the amount of weight you gain, just make sure to lose it.
There's no excuse to let go and eat everything in sight just because you had a baby. No excuse!
Young wives should step up. They need not be told these things. It's inexcusable!
My only problem with the guy is how he went about it. Other than that, he's within his rights.
Ladies should stop making excuses for staying fat. It's not even healthy.

You are using Kim as a yardstick. I hope the Op has the kind of money that can afford Kim's kinds of weight reduction surgery?

Sepsis:
10 months.

And you are complaining already. Please give the woman a space joor. Breastfeeding makes some women fat and you claim to be a doctor. Let her stop breastfeeding first

Sepsis:
I’m a doctor. I work full time and weekends too plus I run errands for the house and I cook too. I have side hussles to keep money coming in. Long and short is, I’m an extremely busy man.

I don’t care if anybody snatches anyone. If it happens, it’s all for the best. I’m in the best shape of my life and all it takes to find a replacement is a decision.

Slow down Mr Doctor. You are yet to understand what love really is. Just few years of marriage and the love is dead already. Don't ask me how I know, it's so obvious from the tone of your post. Please don't body shame her, show her love and help her in whatever way you can e. g registering her in a gym. It could be the other way round, God forbid but what if you are involved in a ghastly motor accident and confined in a wheelchair? I'm sure you would want her stay by your side. Oga please the beauty of a woman goes beyond a slim and banging body. Take it easy before you destroy your marriage for no good reason. Love conquers all things

airsaylongcom:
Go to Udemy. Select an IT Course you want to develop competence in. Buy some bulk data. I will provide you links to download the entire course. You won't have to pay for the course. Only the data you need to download them. And you won't have to send me a dime.

PS: I will only reply to PMs from the moniker I quoted

Ok sir. I will keep in touch. Thank you very much

stagger:
Go to Udemy and buy some IT courses there. Supplement with Youtube and Codeacademy. Give yourself from now till Christmas.

By new year, your life will never remain the same. People learn coding in as little as 9 weeks and by the 10th week, they are already earning $50 an hour. A neighbour of mine is earning 5,000 euros a month as a python programmer. In Naija here.

Tell me what you cannot do with a salary of N2million equivalent. You save some. Start investing in agriculture. Add small manufacturing enter (soap making, etc). From there, open a drinking joint and just ensure your drinks are cooled 24/7/365. You will be asking yourself what you were doing for 30 years of your life when money was flowing in.

Oh, I forgot. Change your circle of friends. Hang out with people who are ambitious and are serious about their ambitions. If you hang out with those criticizing Buhari and the APC and people who can only see the country is hard (when some people in the same country are swimming in millions), you will think like them and you will become all what you see and hear around you.

Impressive but I have two questions
He doesn't have cash, how affordable are the IT courses you suggested?
Sincerely speaking, can these things you stipulated above work for a woman (mother)

GBOKASINCHA:
What of E money when is he dropping palliatives?

Audio money

quadfire:
Done

Received. I'm so grateful. You will never know lack. Thank you very much. Remain blessed

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Have a blessed Sunday

Please I'm breastfeeding a new baby but my strength is failing me as I don't have food to eat. Sometimes when there is food I have to share with my other children and will be left with very little portion. Please show me love.

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Thanks a lot

Chai! I hope they won't loose their jobs. Please employers should be considerate oo. COVID-19 e no go beta for you

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Geeksamir:
Sir
What I can say to you is to cry to God for help
Matthew 6:33
God will definitely shine is light on your path
He doesn't perform magic but he's a Miracle worker
My penny to u bro.

I'm a Christian who strongly believe in what God can do but please in a case like this, give a practical solution.
Op no need of crying. Dust yourself up and look for something to do no matter how small. I would have suggested teaching in primary or secondary private school but due to lockdown it won't be possible now. Teaching is one of the easiest ways to make money even though the money might be small. Look for nearby school to avoid transportation fare.
You can get a driving job. If you cannot drive, be the conductor.

evansjeff:
Why are you guys this confused in this country? When the figures were low, you all kept saying it’s because Nigeria is not doing enough testing, that the figures are way more than that, infact more than 3000.

Now that testing has increased, you have changed your wailing to, they are inflating the figures, the actual figure is less than 500. What manner of wailing in confusion is this?

Don't mind them. Confused set of people. They were shouting of dying of hunger asking government to relax the lockdown. Now lockdown has been relaxed, they are shouting again that it's very risky. One was even asking how he will go out on Monday.
Low figure: NCDC was not carryout enough testing
High figure : Inflation of numbers
I might not totally like the way of our politicians but come on, most of us are not even better than them