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He tried thou, but the pain will return next month for 90% of them...

Faber:
You are talking bullshit. Young succulent girls anytime any day.

According to the holy writ (though I don't believe everything written there) Almighty God choose a young Sweet 15yrs old girl to be the mother of his son Jesus Christ.

God no see single mothers of 30yrs old. God wants the best for his son. Abi you wise pass God

I will date someone whose problem is big polo, wigs and dancing than someone whose problem is upkeep for her fatherless kid, series of sickness from reckless knacking from different dicks, money for her aging mooma at home, desperate to settle down. Attending weedings , burials etc every weekend and rematch with long lists of exes

At least if I buy the big polo and she dances on TikTok, and be loyal to me no wahala

I hope u have money, and constant inflow of money... Cos u see those girls under 27, their wahala big pass Nigeria.

Once you have money for give away, under 27 looks good on you, but if you de hustle and wan make progress, under 27 will wreak your destiny.

Know what you want... If you have money good... If you no get money, hmmm haaa Run Oooo....

izzy4shizzy:
You don’t even know his qualifications

A graduate with 11yr work experience... Are u kidding me

Welcome to the geng... Now man up and become wicked... Watch how beautiful girls flock around you...

If you reside in abuja, I can offer you something better... More of a supervisory role in a media company...

She is the incoming defacto president

It will not be better for the person asking "why did u choose this as a career". Allow d guy hustle in peace abeg... Him no steal, na him anus. Go to government house and arrest.those stealing our common wealth

The driver is lenient, he for don scratch that one by the side comot, then use speed and sharp brake to finish the one in front...

One golden advice I have for u is PRAY
It is common with all kids of this age, is is the make or mar age, some will come out great others will come put battered...

Just talk, gist,.let them feel confident to tell u things, then try to mold them, they will respect and obey u if u know more about them, bit if u know little or nothing about their doings, they will not obey or respect u... U can technically borrow money (not that u need it) from them, pay them back, this will allow u control their spending...

Feed them well, but technically let them pay something for the feeding since they are earning, this way, they will look forward to coming home to eat, talk n play with u as their mummy, instead of dashing olosho babe that will cook indomie and rotten pussycat for them.

Lastly let them see how hard u want a better life for them, let them see how u want them to succeed even in their current state, children this age stagger a lot and most likely will fall in the right path if u tangle with them well...

If d man did it, it bad and should stand condemned. But the man on one hand for man u na...

when the north are done playing ping pong the south eye go clear by then...

Ilorin that u can dash out of ur house to buy groundnuts and end up at A or F division...

Babe come find wetin the boy go chop u com de vex... Obvious u don't know warris going on...

Personally, I would advice you to go, dash him wedding gift, no do pass yourself, let him see u n feel whatever he wants to feel... That how to show u are matured n can't operate at his level... If u don't go, its as if you are dragging/competing/retaliating with him and the score is 1 to u 1 to ur cousin.(1-1)

I have had countless affront I gentle ignore n move, they later come back themselves...

It you take on this challenge, u both become dirty, anybody can win or lose...

But if u don't take the challenge, na only them(him) go de do him challenge, it becomes an own goal... If him score imsef own goal like 3 times, nobody will ask im howfar before im go reason am...

My biggest regret is not being stingy, I made cool money early in life, but I made a very big mistake, I tot giving family n friends will make them give me when I need, at the peak of my wealth, I was giving out up to 100k everyday... There were days that I would have up to 15 friends flocking around, I fit give 20k to arrange food for boys, we fit enter bukka, na me go pay for like 6-7 guys, I wasn't a womanizer, it was just guys... I failed to invest, I turned down an offshore job then boom money dried up, funny thing is that this beggers became aggressive, if you don't give them, they make it look like you are doing wickedness, they say slangs like, baba remember na God do am for u, he go do for me too... I threw away the opportunity to move to the US cos I was trying to get back, my sis used the opportunity enter US. today I de do uber/bolt, still de do 1 or 2... If I knew friends were this useless... Wish I knew what I knew now then....

If u are around 22yr-28yrs with little or no responsibility, try invest, those are the golden age of your life... By 29 if u never balance, d way society go bill u, e go hard to balance again...

an0daGuy:
lol so you’re trying to say the bullion van’s google maps gps was seriously malfunctioning that day abi?

You are right, there was a misdirection on google map...

an0daGuy:
They saw the bullion vans driving into his house and not just passing on the road in boudillion

Afonja

Yes someone mistakenly drove it in and drove it out moments later...

byrron:
But the house were the bullion vans were packed is Tinubu's private residence at Ikoyi and not Teslim Balogun Stadium.

Guess, someone gate crashed his house and parked them there.

Yes someone mistakenly drove a bullion van in and drove it out moments later....

fulaniHERDSman:
U will need a bigger brush to taint that man. Try harder.
Btw how did an official with bag of voting materials going in opposite direction become Peter Obi?
I know who you work for. He is Thuggery and CORRUPTION Personified. Continue to worship your Bullion Van Deity.

Really, so Tinubu drove the bullion van right

PrinceOfLagos:
I didn't see Peter obi carrying a ghana must go bag in the picture

Peter obi is the type that doesn't give bribe like Tinubu so this news is born out of hate,envy and jealousy

because tinubu drove the bullion van...

obembet:
What’s your score?

A quick Life exam for 35marks

1. Still a Virgin....(5marks) FAIL

2. Never smoked (5marks) FAIL

3. Never Cheated. (5marks) FAIL

4. Never watched porn.... (5marks) FAIL

5. Never masturbated ..(5marks) FAIL

6. Never got drunk....(5marks) PASS

7. Never sent out nude... (5marks) PASS

What did you score? 10/35

1 @ 34 I'm not a virgin
2 @ smoked before
3 @ cheated death self na my almak b DAT.
4 @ watched porn b4
5 @ in d days mehn were boys
6 @ Neva drunk b4
7 @ Never sent out nudes...

FERNANDEZISBACK:
You better file a divorce for your sanity..if he's hell bent then dish him in the waste bin before he ruin your life completely..
Do that asap and stop managing yourself cos of some nonsense love you have for him..that guy is gonna wreck you and your future with his addiction..

You are better off single than being with a futureles boozer..

U forgot its for beta for worse...

The babe is using reverse psychology to manipulate your friend... In as much as your friend is entrapped in that circle, it very hard to help him, she can even make him hate you... The very moment your guy cut her off, and the money stops coming in, she will quickly come back to beg... IG your guy mistakenly take her back, to come out again will be problem... Maybe your guy de level 4 reserve psychology self...

Spherical77:
something like what?

A pressure group to work for politicians

Let me advice u, build your moms house first, take the shame away from her, you have time on your side, something similar happened to me, my elder bro built his first house while my dads own was uncompleted, I tried without confronting him to do the needful, he did not listen instead went ahead to buy another land in Lagos, his wife sensing he may want to divert money to other things ensured he had little or nothing, first enrolled their kids to expensive schools, lined up personal projects such that they were just waiting for the money to come in, I mustered courage sunk in almost 4m into my dads house, built borehole, completed the bq, eid all the plastering, painting and refurnishing withing 2 months, the day my elder bro came to the house, he was very ashamed of himself, I layered heard he had a serious misunderstanding with his wife, wondering how he has little or no money and I his younger bro carried out such a project... Now I am looking to buy my own house in abuja, still gathering money tho...

So of I would advice u, build your moms own, let her respect go up, my cousins abroad have not built Thiers yet they built a house for their mom from scratch to finish... Most selfish wife will never want you to build for your mom, they want it to benefit only you and her, all this later na scam, the way she will line up projects I'm front of u henceforth, u will hardly have 1 naira to spare...

If up to 200 people can reach out to me, we will form a pressure group visit the honourable minister n some top government agencies, we will negotiate something's for ourselves...

This can fall under self defence if he starts beating her unprovoked and wants to injure or kill her, she has the right to use whatever means necessary to defend herself even of it means stabbing or killing her opponent...

alpontif:
Afims Hotel in Okene is the best hotel I have ever lodged in so far in terms of Value for money, I have been trying to get their type of mattress unsuccessfully, they also have sockets just at the head of the beds, which is perfect for charging your phone and browsing. The best Hotel so far.

Thanks for the confirmation, the hotel is sweet n cheap for that amount... If I can't find that bed, I will contact the hotel on how to get it... That bed bounce n very soft...

All d hotel I have lodged were good n top notch... House 5 in Ibadan, 8k per night, was top notch... Afims hotel in okene, 11,800 very sweet, I will even buy their type of bed, full 2 AC, two TVs, room n parlor... Soft drinks inside the fridge sef... Hotel presidential port Harcourt 18,200 top notch... Sahara hotel in kaduna, 4,500 good but the guy next door wan kill one babe/woman for night... The kpa kpa kpa n moarning no let me sleep na so my Jonny stand say oga u no go sleep today...

I usually tell people this country is full of scam, everywhere

Landlord called me to tell my neighbour that both of us should send whatever we have, my neighbour gave me 600k out of him 700k, I being stake am on 2 odd Tottenham 12, e cut, I want to secretly pack out of the house... That's how bad my own is now... (Copied)