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michlins:
You can't tell me otherwise. This is confirm village people oppressing this young man.

Doctorate degree and still a corporal

An IG once said he will never promote a police man who play hide and sick going to school while he his supposed to be on duty...

You cannot be taking permission daily from your commander going to school while others on the rank and file are in the bush chasing thief's, at the end of the day you come and say you want promotion cos u have P.hd...

He said he will never do such.

Again the man does not have IGs consent to go and further his studies...

It's a criminal breach abeg...

Looking to travel to Europe or Canada, contact me, u are offered appointment, visa papers arranged but you sign an agreement of up to 50% of your monthly pay for up to 3-4 yrs....

Its legit we guide and help u where necessary such.

Due to scarcity, I asks my brother to buy 25 litres for me, he came back empty say driver use the fuel as fuel no de... Na joke o...

I go off your street light...

My school stated categorically the statement of result is valid for 12 months...

I remember that year, my soldier friend had attended lectures uptil 2 weeks to exams, he was mobilized to travel out of the country... He managed to write 5 out of 8 papers coming all the way from jaji everyday for exams, sometimes he left jaji by 5am, arrive by 7 or to 8 writes his paper and head back tour training he then arranged someone to write his remaining 3 papers, the guy was caught on the last paper. Our lecturers had told him to defer the semester, (1yr) he was given a carry over in the course, he came back 8 months later wrote his carry over and continued.

Honestly i can relate, i had a colleague at work we both earned 58k that year, he was doing more than he earned but always begging, seeking help etc, he got married, na all of us contribute for the wedding, he left me in the self con and moved to 2 rooms, na so so beg and seeking favor, him de travel inside lock down wea transport sky rocket... i was living comfortably, i was not begging but helping others financially, this guy helped no one but was always begging, a year later house rent expired, (140k) me was still staying in the self con (40k) na so the guy begin beg, in fact the day his landlord embarrassed him, arrested him with police, na me go use 5k bail am for police station, him wife with baby no get shi shi... he was rouging it and making progress embarrassingly, but i was not begging but my own progress was slow... na this year i wan marry, he now has a second child... some people are just like that, no shame and they don't bloody care and you cant say it to their face cos it will be like insulting their struggle,they will in fact tell you instead of insulting them don't give them...

1st of all, I nullify my consent...

2ndly, Islam na scam, there is so much inconsistencies, bias, and hate for other religion in Islam.

Islam is supposed to preach love for everyone irrespective of the religion. But Islam is self centered preaching love for only itself and hate to others...

Moderate Muslims really don't care and relate well with other religions but extreme Muslims, hmmm u know them, they even detest sitting side by side with other religion...

This daily raping is enough na... Even our pu**y have slack... Government off d pipul edakun

Na the person wea buy am troway money... Cos my property in dispute in court cannot be sold. Who buys a property with court case ongoing, this people get mind,

akaahs:
700k, base around asokoro

Sorry sir can't go further below sir...

I have a golf 5, 2006 for sell. I used it for uber but got tired of driving into bushes (pickup and drop off) the fuel economy is mad, I sometimes use 1,000 fuel 6L to rake in 6-8k.
Ac chilling in facts its buy and drive.
If I get someone to make returns I will consider, I no do hire purchase.
I'm now into large scale farming I no need 3 cars... Contact me for pics its in abuja.

Its 900 for outright buy, 75k monthly returns.

Nothing to fix.

wizdomnzube:
Men like you na he dey let babes dey ride on them. What dire situation? If he sacks her, he ain't getting sacked, believe me. Whatever comes out of her mouth afterwards won't be taken seriously.

You sound soft to me.... nor go let women comot food from your mouth oh.

Woman Neva do u strong thing na why... My brother fear women...

Lem me also intimate u...

If a woman seat on top your mata ehn... You are not just completely finished, you are finished completely.

I decided to share a tweet I found online. It has to do with loans.

Conversation

Should we talk about LAPO (Lift Above Poverty Org) and how they have the most fierce, ruthless, brutal and emotionless Loan recovery team in the Nigeria?

You collect loan from LAPO and refuse to pay back? Lmao you wouldn't even dare because those people will show you pepper

You will see the LAPO officials in your dreams, when you wake up, they will be there waiting for you by your bed side.

If you ope your fridge, You will see them, anywhere you go, you will see them. They won't lock you up in cell, you will be locked up in a public toilet.

You can't even try to die because they will make sure that you don't die. They will pay your hospital bills to make sure you are alright.

Nah, you can't die dear, you have to stay alive to pay what you owe.

LAPO will make sure you pay every kobo back.

Candid advice: Tell your friends and families, if they know they wouldn't be able to pay back, they should not try to take loans from any credit givers especially LAPO. Else, their life will be in disarray.

From the name they call their loan, anyone sensible enough should understand well that if they won't pay back, they should not even go there.

The name is "Gbomu le lantern"

Which means "Put your breasts on a lantern"

Death is better than a LAPO loan unpaid.

No loan company uses its official means of communications, such as letter heads, twitter handles, Facebook, website etc to threatening loan defaulters, its only account officers that use, random phone numbers, WhatsApp chat and unholy social media pages to embarrass defaulters, they can not be persecuted for this.

wizdomnzube:
Bro, for the fact you told her about what you saw and she decided to go all rude and stupid by threatening you, sack the idiot NOW!

If you don't, itll be you and it won't matter if your uncle is the boss or not. Let her expose whatever it is you guys have done in the past, na she go still lose.

Sack the fool now. Instead of her to beg you to help her keep her job, she dey yan dust.

Sack the idiot and get sacked too, added with the disgrace of your entire life...

The op is in a dire situation and only that babe hold the four aces...

Baba pimmp your car and Cruz de LA Cruz round town Abeg.. Put that big woofer set town ablaZ with ZaZoo... I'm buy problem, na your problem.. Abi which of u no get problem sef... Most of u here no get 180k go aza... Free d guy abeg.

The day I tried to buy something on an international site/platform, after entering my details, I was waiting for OTP, Na alert of #104k I get, that is the day I knew OTP na scam to some extent, they will withdraw your money on some payment gateways without OTP and your bank will only tell you they made online purchase...

Buy chain, chain it to one place, feed and play with it for about a week or two, your dog will be back to you...

My experience with dogs, I'm the only one that plays with the dog in my parents house, we run round the house, tumble, stroke the pen*s feed it well... The dog likes me so much that even when I'm away for months, once it sees my car from a distance, it begins to jump... Play for a couple of days done come...

KillIgbohoN0W:
Na your type go fight her bf when he ignore you for just 6 hours. This una fake "I can stay 1 year without sex" story has been tried, tested and debunked by me.

No Nigerian woman can go a day without sex if her man is around.
No Nigerian woman can stay 2 days without sex generally.


Argue with your postinor tablet.

Liar...

1. I will incinerate 2.5 million dollars in a burner to create warmth under AC for just myself to surpass Pablo Escobar record of burning 2million dollars...

2. I will buy Benz E500 bullet proof, the type our presidio uses, take off the top and park dirt with it to break Fela Anikulapo record of what he did to one Lagos stat gov.

3. I will build an artificial community/ village and crown myself king, the bless everyone in my village with 20m, no poor man in my village, u come to my village, u become rich...

It will never be well with arsenal...

I keep seeing the babies, I have searched and searched to find the mother to no avail, I feel they stay in the suckaway and the small once manage to crawl out of the small sieve hole.... I have killed about 3 babies over a 6 months period...

safarigirl:
He doesn't have any case
entitlement

He has a good case to some extent, we don't know the terms of the contract. However it is a breach to
1* inflict bodily injury on someone in a civil matter.
2* the proprietor took laws into his own his own hands. He should have reported the matter to the police.
3* Some organizations need only 7days notice, and if he did, he is still on track.
4* in all, the police should have being involved, now the proprietor has taken laws into his hands, the employee has a case.

You have a case, he cannot eject you if he his owing you. But if its DEC salary that is half and ended on the 12th or 13th, it can be tricky cos he will claim DEC has not ended and so the monthly circle is still running. All you can do now is report to the police, he has absolutely no right to inflict bodily injury on you. He took the laws into his hands. You get very tricky case, e fit favor u e fit no favor u.

Anyway, I get aeroplane to sell 3.5m but e get landing and taking off problem...

Did not know much about cultism when in school, I was cool calm and easy going until one cultist look for my trouble, I told him I was going to kill him, 2am me n my guys burst him room, luckily he wasn't around... The rumors that spread like wild fire the next day shock me myself... All d babes for my class start to de give me respect, the badess of the badess start to de relate with me, they even kept seat for me... They all came to d conclusion I was a badass niga ..

1* Investing heavily in MMM, lost roughly 6.5m.

2* becoming a multimillionaire illegally when I had the opportunity, my colleagues who did were later freed and are now millionaires.

3* allowing a mother of one move into my home, "marriage don set"

4* being too nice has also cost me a lot.

As much as I'm concerned, the girl was perking the glass, same with the man... No contact... Rubbish post. Most Nigerians will gladly kiss a side window for 1k.

(BDM) business development officer is a pure marketing job. This is marketing based on commission with small stipend. If you know your way with lots of connect, take the nob, you will be a big boy in no time, if you don't know your way, don't bother, or else you will walk the street begging okada men and orange sellers to buy 30 million naira house, this is what they call, IT IS EASIER FOR A CARMEL TO PASS THROUGH THE EYES OF A ....... u know the rest...

Ever heard of ABA MADE.

Don't bothered reading if you are not the reading type, it may get bored.

I drove someone down to the airport for a 2pm flight, dropped my paddi then headed home. Before I continue let me share this, My younger sister was caught once by (AMAC) Abuja municipal area council agents for wrong parking, she parked to pick a call, they blocked her with another car, then deceived her that cos she was a nice person they would not harass or charged her, they jumped into the car and told her to drive after the car in front so they could settle, they actually drove her to their office, on getting to the office, those that brought her disappeared, she said she saw many cars in the yard, on inquiry, she was directed to one office, on getting to the office, they told her that her offence was wrong parking and there were two options,

1* pay a #10,000 fine and take your car and go .
2* leave your car till Friday and come face a mobile court, the decision of the mobile court will then be binding.

She opted to pay and her car was released. When she came home and was gisting me I was angry, I told her to have called me, she said she forgot and was confused, she said she fell for the first line, she will be respected and not harassed if she cooperates.

I was just fuming and claiming this can never happen to me, I was claiming street. Back to yesterday.

As I drove out of the airport, i saw some people flagging down cars, some looking for lift and some taxi. I did not stop, but I saw some sec sch kids in uniform then I stopped, they begged that they were going to lugbe but did not have money. (I know the scope, we self do am for school) I sha told them to enter about 5 of them, on getting to police check point, 2 highlighted, on getting to car wash, the other 3 came down, unknown to me, someone just approached me and said jabi/airport junction, I was like that's my route okay come on, I did not even bother to look for other passengers to fill up, I zoomed, that's when trouble started.

The guy seated in front, removed my gear from drive, and the car began to jack to a halt, I was like what is going on, the guy now asked, I buy ticket. I was like what is ticket, I'm not a taxi, the guy asked me to park well. At this point, I knew I was in, I put my hand on my keys then drove and park by the other side of the road, we talked for about 10 min, the guy said I should settle him #5k or let's go to the office, he showed me one useless road transport union ID card. I told him i only had #500 and no more, he collected it, then said we need to still go to the office, at this point, I said I could not go anywhere, they guy opened the front passenger door and called some other agberos, they ran and came, opened the drivers door where I was seated, they asked how far, we dragged and dragged then I told them I did not have cash I could only transfer 1k as settlement, at this point they said if I don't pay 8k they would call towing van, I told them to call the towing van, one of the agberos made a fake call and told them to come to car wash, I was just smiling, later another one wanted to less my tire, I told him to go ahead and less the 4 tires, I calculated, that will cost me roughly #500 to re inflate considering vulcanizer were around, seeing I was not falling for any of their threats, they told me to lock up the car and follow them to POS to withdraw the money for them. I initially refused after a while, I later locked up, went to POS withdrew 2k and even gave them #1500, I now bid them farewell, that was where round 2 started. They said I can't go, that the oga was calling me, I was like I have settled you what else, he said since the oga had seen us, I should follow him and tell the oga I paid 2k so they won't think I paid more and he short changed.

I said OK, where the oga de, he pointed under one canopy, so I followed, on getting to the canopy, he hailed the people seated and handed over the money to one guy, I frisked the guy he was like my agemate or a little older, just that drugs and the thug life made him look battered. He asked for my car keys, I refused, other around him stood up and was like do I want to prove stubborn, I should cooperate so they can help me and resolve my issue, I handed over the keys to him. (My biggest mistake) he gave the keys to one agberos and told him to go bring the car, he said I should follow them so I won't claim they stole or my property got missing, on getting to the car, the agberos opened the drivers door and sat inside, he then tried to open the passengers door but he could not, cos the car operates mostly with buttons, and you needed to key it and at least put on the ignition, the security in the car meant the car will not start no matter what you do. He tried severally but could not open the passenger doors he was also unable to start the car, he asked me to open the doors and also show him how to start the car but I refused and told him that if anything spoils on this car he was going to pay. I told the one that tried to less the tires that, the tires he less was computerised pump, I told him he would pay for it, he began to fear, he said I should look at the tire they were not less, I told him he already released some air and the car was now indicating a fault in the two rear tires. Eventually after several failed attempt to start the car, we went back to meet the oga, the agberos told the oga I don't want to bring the car, the oga looked at me and others sitting around the oga were saying, I was not helping myself, they said if they bring that car there through other means, I was going to regret it, I told the oga that the car has security and I could not disclose it to the guy trying to start it, I told the oga to tell his boys to follow me, give me the key, I would remove the security myself and drive the car here, the oga collected the keys from the first agberos and handed it over to a senior agberos and told him to follow me and bring the car, (at this point, they had sized the worth of the car, its a Golf 6 GTI) they knew if they could get the car to their yard, I was going to cough out nothing less than #30k. We went down to the car and the senior agberos tried and failed too, so he told me to open the doors, I refused, he asked me to start the car I refused and warned him he was going to pay for any fault or damage, eventually, he crossed from the drivers seat to the front passenger seat, I sat down on the drivers seat and he gave me the car key. (In my mind I just laughed) SAVING GRACE. He told me to open the doors so others could enter, one of the agberos held the drivers door open, put one hand on the roof of the car in commando style. I told him to close the door and go to the passengers side, he refused that I must open the doors, I told him the security in the car will not open if he does not comply with my instructions, I also told him that his oga, is already seated in the car and I cannot run away, he refused and told me to give him the keys and come down, at this point I told him its not possible to return my car keys to him and I can't come down, the only condition I am giving him is to go to the back passengers side I would open the doors, he said the other guy is there I should open, he held unto the door. THIS IS WHERE MY OWN MADNESS STARTED. I started the car, engaged drive and zoomed, he was very lucky to have let off the door on time, I wanted to drag and wet the road with small of his blood. As I zoomed off with speed, I began dragging steering with the one inside, we dragged steering zigzagging on the road for about 200-300 meters, cars coming behind knew something was wrong and began to blare horn, sensing I was at the middle of the road, I braked, off the engine and took out the keys. I had elbowed the senior agbero twice while dragging the steering with me, the strength I showed him on wheels he knew if I went further with him with all the doors locked I would beat the living day hell out of him, I came down and he rushed out through the drivers seat, at this point the other agberos were running from afar, coming to meet us, but traffic had began to build up and some guys driving behind parked and came to know what was going on, with 4 agberos against cars pilling up and people coming to the scene, they had no choice other than to back off and let go, the useless agberos was saying if I knew I committed no offence why don't I want to go to the office, the other one said if I committed no offence why did I bribe with 2k, I asked him in the presence of people gathering who gave him the 2k and where was it, I denied giving any money, and he could not produce it so he just turned and started going, within a minute holdup was already building, they gave up and let me go, as I drove off, some abuja drivers plying the road were just horning and giving me thumps up, for a good display, luckily along IDU junction one of the taxi drivers who witnessed the scene was hailing me and telling me if they had taken my car to their yard, I was going to pay nothing less than 30k with I beg.

I saw matured men who took out their cars to hustle 1 or 2 for wife and kids begging and almost crying, standing while this bastards were seated commanding illegal respect. they have managed to deceive this onces into helping and being lenient with them if they brought their cars up there, they had even less their four tires.

I was angry they made away with my 2k but was very happy I showed them my street side of me and went home with my car.

Share your agbero experience and let's be careful....