₦airaland Forum

tutudesz:
Aboki don dey sleep with the female Mannequins be that, Mannequins = Sex Doll

Terry G, if you re listening better cum and explain yasef. Na you first knack the akpako.

felong:
No wonder his father died of HIV. Cheerful giver indeed.

He still lives on... What about you? Even here on Nairaland nobody sabi ur name!

uunwanaobong3:
Imagine;

Sterling--------- Aguero ------------- Messi


B. Silva-------- Fernandinho ------ De-bruyne


Alaba --- Laporte ---- Koulibaly ------ Walka


Ederson




Now imagine this mancity team and tell me just one reason why they cannot win champions league?

So many good reasons... Lyon is still in the campaign!

Sirheny007:
I cannot understand why these guys find it hard to retire.
Do they find their wives boring?

Op...calm down! Retirement age for Civil Servants is 65yrs. The guy is in his 30s and you want him to retire. Abi him marry your daughter?

Jullima:
My dear you have described most Nigerian marriages. We see it here a lot on NL. Keeping malice and Nigerian husbands are 5&6. You are not allowed to express your feelings, it’s called talking back. You’re also supposed to apologise for something you were a victim of. If the husband is not 100% the breadwinner, even worse, any body language or words are interpreted as “you don’t respect me because you are contributing”

P.S our NL favourite matron will come in and blame you for not choosing right, even though he presented himself as a godly man or you must have done something to change a godly man.

Sis, it is well.

How's it well, when you haven't provide solution to her problem?

DonDemu:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/05/breaking-kano-ex-commissioner-sacked-for-celebrating-kyaris-death-test-positive-for-covid-19/

They should run the test again for at least three times, and make sure you don't go to that Isolation Center if you really want to live beyond June 2020.

etokhana:
https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-police-question-clarence-peters-over-dancers-death/

You see why we don't need 5G in Nigeria?
But if she was sitting near the door how come she suffered chest burns?

OgogoroFreak:
Yes with face mask

Hahaha... I can see ogogoro at work here.

Explorers:
75 years old, 30 push-ups... waoh

Just 25 push-ups and i will be breathing/shaking like hell.

Shame on me men

Real shame on you op!
Even Buhari does 25 push ups, you need to step up ya game.

blowjohn:
I just dey look this country.
No word from even the VP

Hahaha, VP doesn't have to say anything. Magu has already spoken on their behalf. Let's jst wait for Lai to disclose names of the Corrupt PDP members that caused Corona Virus.

Sirjamo:
I never said or insinuated that Christian kill Muslims for whatever reason.
All I am saying is that, you people should stop lying that Christians are being targeted for elimination with the support of government and other Muslims.

Boko haram has killed more prominent Muslims in the last ten years. They have bombed more mosques than churches, traditional rulers, wealthy people and even a governorship candidate were eliminated by BH in Borno/ Yobe, yet, you people would want the world to believe that it's Muslims vs Christians! No, it's Boko haram, ISWAP, Bandits, Kidnappers etc vs the rest of Nigeria!!!

BH will just be reading all ya post and be nodding head thinking of next line of action. Mtchew! I just dey pass.

itsme01:





He might be taunting Joshua or wilder as both have Nigerian root, likewise he might be taunting Trump and his Nigerian ban and the venue is vegas US, or he simply likes Nigeria since he listens to our music and hangs out with Afrobeat musicians he even considers Joshua a friend and brother


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OP, talk one thing nah... make we knw which one be ya own. Only u want talk evrythng. Na must say u must get it right?

internationalman:
Slim yanshless beautiful girl..

Beauty is beyond big yansh.. I for one don't get turned on by big yansh..

The bigger the yansh the smaller the brain capacity...

As for Ronaldo, if not for Messi he would have gone the way of Solomon Okonkwo

And as for Messi if not for Ronaldo he would have gone the way of Chinedu Ogbuke...

So the first thing you both should do every morning after giving God praise is Thank each other for compelling and propelling each other to the greatest height..


Happy birthday CR7 the Legend but even me and your fans(though they don't like to admit it) know that LM10 is the best to ever play the game...

CR7, we know.... buh nobody knows what LM10 stands for, trust me.

Blacksodje:
They just wanted to balance the equation in any manner possible.

Shame to everyone who forgot about the criminal and focussed on his religion.

Shame on the NPF who couldn't carry out proper investigation.

Shame on the religious leaders for stoking the flame of hatred.

Yea....that's my guy! Shame on you too, op.

[quote author=ZombieHUNT post=86379587]So you bought this cooked propaganda... By Terrorists and their supporters


Shame on you...

Shame on you too, for using the word. And this goes out to any other op that is shaming on another on this platform. Shame on you! :

Destroyerofyeeb:
Sit down and develop your own country amurikkka no be heaven una no go hear, unpatriotic Nigerians always running to and fro even tiny ghana go soon deport una soon with the way Nigerians are flooding the place una yansh no dey stay one place na why everybody don see us finish

When you say YANSH, are you referring to the soft or hard one?

blackboy:
Is that how the slay queens on the Nigerians security forces wear their uniform skirts? Skirts and trousers should be allowed for NYSC . If not let them shut down the programme.
It has been turned to a business ventures for those who control the country.

So NYSC too is an arm of security forces? Besides, who tell you say there re slay queens in the Arms Forces? They may enter Depot as queens but b4 they come out of jungle after 6months instead of slaying em' go dey shout MURRAR HAI!

bukkielee:
Please where can I get a free health check/scan.
I am beginning to feel pain and sensations in several parts of my abdomen. Please help, it's urgent.

Well, since you didn't specify your location I would advice you go to India. Or better still, Iran. If you prefer Iran, better get there fast before they go to war. Sorry eeenh!

peterincredible:
baba no vex jare english has always been my problem in skull i know i can neva be a good writer abeg manage heen doooeee

Isso kay, I come dey wonder whether fullstop offend u ne?

Khaleell001:
I think we have more people in here who have actually lost it.

I guess you would allow your sister, wife(if you are married) or even mother to go pantless since its cool?
How about that?

This is how people fail exam... If you know why they choose to go pantless on those days say it, instead of talking about wife and mother. You see where you lost it too right? MR. SABI ALL! Next time stay within the boundaries. It's teens we are talking about here, married man.

kiyosaki1:
I read: My Daughter Is In Marlians Cult And She Doesn't Wear Pant To School - Mother Cries Out https://www.nairaland.com/5627708/marlians-cult-daughter-doesnt-wear with dismay various comments and solidarity given to the fail mother, who failed in her parenting duty, ascribing the failure in her duty as a mother to the influence of Naira Marely. The same way our politicians ascribe the failure in the governance to past administration. We can all see where she picked up her bulk passing behaviour.

There are many ills in our society that are going on, and which the children can easily pick up from the social media, the various cable TV, the peer group and so forth, brimming with ills.

These teenagers have access to them and can influence them when making choices, but it's the duty of parents to teach their wards what norms and values expected of them.

In the western world that's even worse, we had kids that are well behave and are not influenced by the ill of the society. So for a mother to come out to ascribe her child's negative behaviour to a person or celebrity is exposing to the whole world her failure in her duty. I expected her to be reprimanded and not the icon.

The last time I checked, Nigeria is still a free society, and not a sharia governed society, and for those reprimanding the Marlians, may be we should call for a full blown sharia in all state in the country, so our kids can be well behaved so much for the moral police bunch of hypocrites.

The one question that has remained unanswered is reason why the girls go pantless on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Is it free sex days? I haven't seen anything wrong with not wearing pant. Perhaps, it culd be to feel more comfortable. If no one has answers to this, make una leave marlians with their pantless cult joor.

peterincredible:
this same thing happened to me last year feb then i was a corper serving during the election period i told her to come the first time she agreed then she stood me up she no come hmmm i saw here during cds the following thursday asked her why dat it is disrespectfull and i dont lyk it she appologised and we rescheduled the following week i called her that morning on the day she was suppose to come she said she will start preparing then i started cleaning my room told my roomate to disappear or i will break his head he laughed and went to the next room, so i started cooking usually i dont add much salt and use only one maggi when i cook cause i have mild high blood pressure bcause of her i cooked and put the normal salt and just make the jollof ricr look good and tasty and and even spray perfume for the room thinking say na beta person i invite come ooo then boom time was 5pm this girl neva come or even called hmm so i called her then she told me she was ill i just laff cut the call then immediately i deleted her no, i saw her the next day during all this political waker when copers dey do during election period na i politician called all corpers in that local govt to a hotel for some sharing of money oo na so i see this same girl that said was ill talking to some of my guys i just went to dem greet my guys, greet her smiling then left, guess what? her concience start judging her she came to me to start a conversation we talked for a while then i left her giving her a boring reason to go she neva saw my call since that day and anytime i see her i will just greet from afar and go without chatting her up hmm then she called me a month time telling me i dont call her anymore infact that got me angry but i maintained and then later she sent me text on watsapp immediately the text entered my phone i blocked her then she new we not on the same page again since then wherever she sees me she will complain peter wetin i do you i will just laff and tell her nothing jare then give her a boring reason to excuse myself and since that time she has been the one trying to spark a conversation but guy i am very hot headed and will neva ever tollerate a disrespectfull woman even if am broke and my wife or gf tries to be bitchy bcause of one boring reason i will just let her know am the man and am ready to walk away any fucking time when u let them know that and u always smile it will leave them confuse neva eva chase a women even when she threatings to leave she might be testing u to know ure strenght and most of it all a girl can never love a man she takes for granted or disrespects so when a girl act that way always smile when u see her to keep her confuse then cut her offff u hear me cut her offff and as for the gurl she always be the one to come to me but i gave her a very long space even the day i we where both passing out she called me i looked at her then smile a bit turn and left she was expecting me to come to her to talk but i didnt that shows strength neva let a girl disrepect u when she does just leave her most time it she will be the one chasing as i read ure post i just laff cause i remembered what i did to her i can see the look on her face anytime i gave her a quick answer and excuse myself she looks rejected i neva even taught i was that wicked the dating world is very beautifulll but only the men who dont give a Bleep and show strenght wins i just cant stop laughing sha thanks for remembering me about that wierd girl

Hahaha... Peter u re really incredible! How can u write over 500 words without a fullstop? At least u try put 3 comma and 1 question mark.

oodua1stson:
Bihari and his whole family are oloriburuku set of bastards

Make una continue....last last, una go just ease the Legislative Arm work in enacting the social media death sentence penalty.