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Interesting thread. Loving it.

The wealthy?

@ tpia: the kind of man who does what most husbands dream of doing (or are doing), but who is stupid enough to leave an evidence. He gives us, husbands, a bad name. May he catch something! Sorry, he caught two already. I guess am just pissed, not for the wife (she'll be alright), but at his stupidity.

Sis,
I can imagine how devastated you are right now, Please try not to do anything drastic. Time heals all wounds. I think the most important thing is prayers. U need to pray for strength. This is not just about the heartbreak. i can imagine how embarassed u must feel. Please try not to dwell on what people say.
Pray and ask God to give you the strength to make it through this period. Try doing something with yourself. Surround yourself with your loved ones and try to be as happy as you can.
I wish you all the best sister.

@ soreal: Dang, its not like she lost all her family to kidnappers. For all you know, 'sis' plays as hard as the dude. Dude was just careless and stupid.

A real player, but a careless one. I mean, how do you impregnate even your own wife in these tough times?  But to run to Spain is a smart move. How do you look for a Nigerian in a country where you dont even know how they say escuse me. Do you start by saying: "buenos dias, yo buscando el stupido que, que, que, "?  I give up. Respect!

I do not know anyone who's ever succeeded in avoiding the witches and wizards, unless that person totally suspends who he/she is for the sake of peace. But then, they will call him/her mumu. There are two solutions: stay single, or have them kidnapped and killed before you marry.  You may want to do the last one yourself to make sure it is actually done, and that no one will blackmail you in the future. .


But, seriously, whatever you do, ask yourself: is your fiance's love worth all the hassle? One thing is sure, you will need a lot of good luck. I wish you happiness.

My dog, Abba!

PDP is where its at. Money, that is.

Sheik Rasheed ibn-Batuta Sanni

@ seanet : Like Afghanistan? No, actually, I live in New York City. I dont know upgov. I see pictures of him and I am torn between his having a 'normal' skin, and his skin being 'tiricoloured'

Great thread. The answer to this question should determine if this thread should continue or not. Was Jesus a reality or just a myth created precisely for the purposes of the likes of the richest pastors and those who came before them. Why Jesus? You only need to count how many times this name is invoked in churches to know the answer??

@ paraphase : or PABLO ESCOBAR, the Colombian drug lord.

Just name him FIBERGLASS, and hope he does not get into an auto accident. Because then, no doctor will be able to put him together. You may be able to use 'Crazy Glue' sha o .

So these sorry apologies for lawmakers want to create states just to break a jinx?! Who were their teachers? what schools did they attend? Do they really know what they are doing? And who is bribing them this time? It would have been funny , if it wasn't so pathetic

Whinning, bitching,  bickering, complaining, 'reporting' hubby to NLanders. Another reason not to marry. I love my life-style

Okay o. Congrats sha.

@ cleverwhatever-who-thinks-I-am-being-funny: My problem is how people like you never give yourselves any credit. Is it a nigerian thing to thank God for your admission to a university, for passing your exams, for graduating, for knowing when to eat, drink, piss, f^#@k, etc.?Dont you guys ever do anything for and, by yourselves?. I mean, give yourself credit for getting off your too religious behind in the first place. I personally wish it was that easy. Then all you have to do is just pray for your university degree, etc., etc. I hope you get my drift. Congratulations for getting the job on YOUR OWN MERIT. Leave God out of this ish. He is too busy solving more urgent problems! Not forget "your source of employment"? Dude/baby, you dont get it. Your employer does not love you, does not believe in God, and only wishes you will stay alive to work for him/serve him forever. Did he already tell you that your children or relatives have a place in his enterprise/company, or that your wife could be his housekeeper? Modern slavery! With a little creativity you could, one day, buy him and his company. . Just think about that before you submit to the will of jesus/ buddah, ogun, mohammed, krishna, shalom, asal alaiwahtever, . Congratulate yourself first, then repeat whatever it was that you did that resulted in this success. I wish you more of the same.

So far, no one wants to talk about the boss of the Oyo 'Empire'. I, as an Ibadan man, hereby take it upon myself to write a petition and sign it in 'Iku babaYeye's' name:

Dear President Goodluck Jonathan, or  Ebere Goodluck Jonathan, or Jonathan Goodlk Ebere, or is it Goodlock Jonathan Ebere, (sorry,I dont remember the combination now. I am tired from last night!!! Sory agin)

My dog, ABBA, was found dead yesterday. His throat had been slashed and, apparently, his blood veins emptied in what I suspect was a ritual to Ogun. (I swear, I did not perform such ritual or any ritual last night). So, you MUST investigate! 


I am next to the Orishas.

I know. It will be difficult to uproot you from your Apapa slum. I know.

So then, you are fake. Another proof, 419ness. I am done. Done. I had said you would be the last xenophobe standing. Everyone is gone Amaka. Time to go. Adieu.

Thank you Sir Kay. You probably should have come in earlier. That way we could have learned first hand what the bastards are doing to damage whatever good name their fatherland still has.  But, as they its better late than never. I had said that in the end, peace will reign one way or the other. To the ethnic warriors, all one asks is that you always put yourself in another man's shoe. In the early 1980s I witnessed a very sad event near my apartment building, in Abeokuta, Ogun State. On that day, two Ghanaian males were mugged, beaten, and stoned by a crowd of Nigerian polytechnic students under the pretext that the Ghanaians were thieves. Please note, that the poor guys had stolen nothing. I learned later that those two innocent guys passed away as a result of their injuries. I regret that I was too outnumbered to be able to help, and of course you know the police took their time to arrive (eh, bribe was not being given!). It was a case of insecurity on the part of the young mob. Insecurity born out of failed government policies, rabid 'authority stealing', and the inertia of the citizenry which was not demanding accountability of those who pretended, and still pretend, to lead them. The logic was simple: If we let these Ghanaians come into our country, when we graduate we wont have jobs. They even called them illegal immigrants thus displaying an unfortunate lack of knowledge of Africa's colonial past beginning from the partition of that continent.The police came to pick up the poor guys and that was it, nothing, absolutely nothing was one. Is this the kind of country that you love? I will end this piece by asking the xenophobes and the bigots, if this were you, or members of your family, how would you feel? What would you have done. Peace to you all.

Good morning Miss Kedu America. Thought I should bring your day to a brilliant start.
I saw your Yahoo! picture:a real superstar in her own village! Whats up with the high-heeled shoes on an uneven village lane, 'Ms.  Naomi Campbell in her own mind'? And the hair? the stuff to make the Vietnamese smile to the bank(if you did not know,they control the market for the fake and toxic 'beauty' products that you and your league are ready to maim, kill, or even die for). Your world is so limited, 'Princess-in-a-Village', that you even had to go harass your poor people with tales of the 'fabulous wealth' you have amassed in America. And are you dressed for the occassion or what! Little would they have known that from head to toe, you are worth only $100, at most (I am being charitable here), and the counterfeiters in China Town', New York City will attest to the fact. All that is missing is a knock-off of a Luis Vuitton bag and you would claim to be Marie-Antoinette of 'let them eat bread' fame, in the court of Luis XIV (French Revolution, please!). And this is what they contributed money to send you 'abroad' for? Would they only have known! So now, Amaka the Mouth, you dey pose like oyinbo for Arozinduogu? No one should blame you, what with the poor members of the village development association clearing the way for you in the midst of a non-existent 'mammoth' crowd that came to welcome their high-achieving daughter who has done well in Obodo America. Little would they have known how 'well-done' you were in an attempt to seem to be what you are not. Now, we understand the reason why you are so loud, why you would express 'expert' opinions on issues that you know nothing about, and why, when others want to exercise their own right of free speech, you throw fits, the corners of your mouth foaming up, and smoke coming out of all orifices, both seen and hidden.Oh, the pity of it all. Ahhhhh, that feels good! Now, flush. That was Amaka the Mouth down the sewage. I wash my hands as one should after 'flushing'. I am done.

Yes, Ghana For Life. Medaase all.

Good night Amaka the Mouth. Its night time. You probably dont know that the sun does not rise at the same time on earth

No, you dont. It doesn't even seem like you'll be able to recognize one if it was right in front of you. The pity of it!.

So, Amaka, the meaning of 'xenophobe'?, and 'bigot'?
"Try to edit your post". Yes, madam editor. Leaving sustance, chasing after the shadow. A beg answer the question joh!
If you dont know, the least you could do is check in the dictionary. I guess that will be asking too much of Amaka the Mouth. I'm done with your 'thiricolor' behind. Why waste time with a person who is unable to describe her own affliction. I'll let youto go do what you do best : 'use' your mouth., Ms. Kedu America.

@ Amaka. What does 'xenophobe' mean? And 'bigot'? .

@ Nakedall : Thanks, Amebo.

Thanks, teacher.

All mother-in-laws should be deported. Where? Whereever.

@ amaka : Mark my word, everyone here; Ghaneans, Nigerians will end up shaking hands. Amaka the Mouth, you will be the last xenophobe standing. You are such a bigot that you cant see that lines are joining, positions are coming together, there is a little sign of resolution. Open your eyes, read. If no one has told you, then listen : you need to use your ears and eyes more than you use your mouth, bigot.

@ okija juju : Strong rhymes. But you and I are not competing, Mr. Jay Z.