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@tpiah : Not gay (tahtis, if you know what that means). Married father of two; a girl (19), and a boy (10).
You are sooooooooo naive. I will have no comment on your lack of imagination or intelligence.

I am a man, but I am not a husband. Can I still attend? Due to the nature of my needs, I believe I will need an individual counsellor, and a private session. Can you accomodate me?

@librangyps: Pafuri is NOT a female.

@vivaladiva:
Fighting words, yours. Frustration oozes out of your keyboard. What African man/men brought you to this point? Abeg no be me o.
Obviously creativity is damn strange to you, internet 'teacher'. But thank God, at least you are smart enough to recognize its a question of personal preference. And isn't that what this thread is all about? Of course, your sticking by your AA man falls in the same category and I respect it. If you are too good for an African man, all I can wish you is good luck. That you find only a handful of those who meet your standard is no reason to despair. All your pretense at knowledge, experience, and even intellect fly in the face of other people's personal preference, gran-ma.

@DaRapture: Why don't you be a man and stop hidding behind gran-ma's skirt, or is it iro?

@librangyps: lets just say l have the remnants of a third leg. You can weep on my shoulder, but no farting.

@ bk.babe97y: Get some sense of humor

@ vivaladiva:lucky you, stick to your AA, and get stuck

@tpiah: who da phuk is jesus, and how did it get into the discussion. Abeg leave it out of this!

Last time I checked, an investment is supposed to give a return.

Why Naija women prefer Naija men:
‎1. He understands your accent.
2. He knows that when you suffix every sentence with 'now', its not a command, e.g. "Come let's go now, "
3. When you guys go out, he pays and doesn't expect a refund, not even of the tip.!
4. He understands why you have to send money home - probably doing the same himself!
5. He doesn't see your kid sister staying in your house as an inconvenience/ cramping his style.
6. He doesn't think you should put your parents in a home.
7. He eats 'Gbegiri and Amala' and doesn't think it's 'yucky' or 'spicy'. In a nutshell, he loves your cooking
8. He gets your jokes.
9. The way he licks his ten fingers 'cos that Ogbono soup with Iyan hit da spot, Oh Yes!!!
10. He has gotten his education or he got something going on.
11. He may be a baby daddy but he loves his kid and takes care of him.
12. He can have a bus load of conversation without him saying much 'cos his momma taught him that.
13. He loves to see you shake that backside to Sir Shina Peters, the original "Back That backside Up" master.
14. He will settle an argument and say sorry while maintaining his man status.
15. I am IN charge but he is THE charge, we understand that.
16. He knows where he is from. Living in NY does not mean you are from NY.
17. He thinks you're so pretty without makeup.
18. He calls you native endearing names like "Nne" or "Omo"
19. He has respect [not to be confused with obedience) for his elders(important).
20. The way he gets embarrased and says "I beg oh" when you compliment him.
21. The way he says "I love you baby" may be very fake yet sound so TRUE!
22. The way he eats meat with his bare hands. For some reason it is sexy to me.
23. The way he calls you his wife in front of all his friends.
24. The way he says "Shey you get am" when he thinks you are not paying attention, but you really are.
25. The way he knows that it is you calling and answers the phone "Hey Baby!" without looking at the caller ID.
26. The way Naija men look when they are all decked out in native? There is nothing sexier than a dark chocolate man in lace o!
27. Pronounces your name like say na im born you.
28. The way he flows from Ebonics to Pidgin English to Akata with ease.
29. He is just at home at your office picnic as he is at the Naija reunion.
30. The very satisfied look on his face after eating one of your meals and the way he glares at you while picking his teeth with the tooth pick,and you both know that you are his next "meal".
31. He appreciates the art of yanshrolling when he sees one!
32. Keeps you from doing wahala by buying a stickshift vehicle he knows U can't drive!
33. He saves you money on groceries a la "limited diet". Just cook the stew and he'll figure the rest? Eba, Amala, Fufu or even plain old White Bread!
34. No need for bosom implants to impress him!
35. No need to go kill himself trying to maintain a six pack. He knows u know say big belle is sexy inside Agbada!
36. He knows to allow you like three hours to get ready for a party!
37. He will not complain when you waka with headful of rollers inside house but quick to let you know that aint nothing sexy about that when you want to go outside.
38. Your singing while doing housework is a classic reminder of wetin he dey miss when he dey carry Akata woman! It also reminds him of hiis mother.
39. His lunch (Rice, Beans, Dodo, complete with carefully selected assorted meat) wey you pack for am na something u know sey im no go wait "Palam" (gobble up!) when him reach work
40. He thinks the small gap between your front teeth are actually sexy!!!!
Finally; Cool Cos He Is Just A Naija Man Period!!!"


I love my Naija man. No one else will do.

@ bk.babe97y :ever heard of the AA b.it.ch who had a chinese character tatooed into the nape of her neck? Well, I asked a student of mine, who is of chinese origin, the meaning of the character. Guess what? It means LovePeddler!. So much for ignorance.

Ignorance again! Must you always prove my point? Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking. By the way, who's talking about beauty. Its all about the AA lifestyle, personal conduct' and relationships. Niggaz don' gon' lost

@ Librangyps: If they are becoming enlightened, it is because they are learning from Africans; at least those who care to. By the way I am AA, whatever that means. And I am tired of them ignorant fat-backside fools. They have more muscle than brain cells.

@ Librangyps: you just made my point. The s8x is good, even on telephone. But that is all they're good for. Ride it while it lasts, make no babies with a lazy fool, dont move in with him, nor let him move in with you. Avoid drama, keep him in his place

They are MOSTLY lazy and ignorant (they think Africa is one country!)
They have a baseless arrogance (they think they know everything, and would even make jokes about Africans who know much more than they could learn in their own lifetime! Its not like they want to learn, anyway.).
They are dirty, live off of women (pimps, all!), would rather phuk than work.
They would turn their families into love-peddlers
They will phuk, despoil, beat, sell, and kill their own mothers.
Their fathers are their drink buddies, and they even share women.
They will make babies with ten women fron the same family
They are irresponsible in every sense of the word.
Their lack of good sense is appaling
They lack the ability to take things step-by-step to the expected goal (some call this logic)
They use/sell/push drugs.
They live to eat, drink, and phuk
They steal and kill.
They are lacking in communication skills, so they are loud and extremely violent
They kill and maim.
They are very disrespectful of their women; mother, daughter, girlfriend.
They are a group of people quite apart from others. Only God can help them!


Ladies, stay away from them. They will use you, dump you, and boast about it to their buddies.

[b]Where the phuk is Gbawe?! Gbawe! GBAWE! This guy needs to read this thread. GBAWEEEEEEE!!!

[b]A few observations, please:

Allah is Arabic for God;
Mohamed is his prophet and messenger.
Islam does not recognize any particular person as the son of God as we all are considered his children.
The lady has a right to preach, but she has no right to barge into a mosque to condemn the faith of those Muslims.

Look at it this way: a child walks into your house while you are having a meeting with your wife (or wives, to accommodate a lot of Nigerians) and children.
The child claims that the father of this family is not good, he is not real, he does not take good care of his family. He then goes on to ask the mother of the house to come marry his father, and the children to adopt his father. Think about it, people.

Next, how should we handle the case of the 400-level (final-year) student of law?

Again, look at it this way: Should the 'evangelist' be expelled? Well, in as much as she may eventually become a lawyer, she is a potential top official of the Ministry of Justice with, yet again, the potential of becoming a judge, May Allah help the Muslims who would have the misfortune of appearing before her?!. She is not good for the law profession as she is going forward into its practice with a deep-seated bias against those who profess a faith other than hers. So, in order to avoid a probable miscarriage of justice, she should be expelled and never readmitted into any other law faculty in a publicly-funded university. Let her go study something else (religion perhaps?), give her the possibility to transfer credits, bur for Justice's sake, nip injustice in the bud.

Should she be charged in a court of law?
Absolutely, but not for religious misconduct. It should be for conduct likely to endanger public order. The penalty? I don't know. Maybe the legal experts can come in at this point.
Lawyers in the forum, what do you think?[/b]

'Elder brother's girlfriend's sister', why are morons always searching for complications?

Kill her!

Womanliness! Womanliness!! Womanliness!!!

Despoil? Does that mean to unspoil? Or plain and simple KCUF? If it is the last one, then let your action speak louder than your voice. UNSPOIL her!

I love big girls, I swear I do. Why? They are almost all so pretty. Also, I guess because guys dont seem to be interested in them. So, I have my pick of 'roads less travelled', if you know what I mean. And then again, its not a bad idea to have something to hold on to. Think of those cold, lonely winter nights. Not the muscular type though. I just happen to be one who prefers soft to hard.

No, you are more than silly!. You should be executed for killing those poor innocent souls. And I should like to have the honor of doing you in.

@Double08:who told you I am a guy . And WTF? Pregnant womwn are TF
@Osama: when did you come from the mountains of Afghanistan?

Does mast#@!bat^* count? If it does, I will say not a day. If not, maybe 2 days.

Could it be because they are getting some education? You probably need to get you some!

'Matured' men! Matured by what, chemicals?
Why not try 'Mature Men'?

@Cindrella: 33 years? That makes Cindrella the HEAD virgin. . But what kind of men live in your area, virgins too?!

@Girl846: you dont come cheap? How much? Can I get a break?

I am also a virgin, but I disvirgin women.

I love pregnant women.

Never.

Ah, the difficulty of the english language! They ask for the MOST recognise(d) Nigeria(n) musician in the world, and people present a list. Could there be more than one 'most'?


MANY
MORE
MOST.

@ Publisher: Thank you.
@ Ranoscky:  I did not know there was a contest between Gbawe and I. But, 'thank' you too. I really cannot beat his 'logic'. Ever heard the saying 'never argue with a fool'? Why? Because people will not know who the fool is. With citizens like you, it is no wonder Nigerian is sinking in its own self-glorification. This is the last I will say about this topic.

@ Publisher : Is this scenario plausible?

'High profile, all-knowing Gbawe for President!'
'Ranoscky for Veep'
A great pair.

Nigeria's population: +120 Million (300 Million in 30 years according to UNIDO)
Overpopulated urban centers with no infrastructure aspiring or already calling themselves mega-cities. Lack of infrastructure makes them huge villages.

Likely effect :Spill-over into neighboring countries.
Ghana is the nearest english-speaking country (linguistic affinity).
Go to Ghana for business, settle down, bring wife and children, and with Nigerians proliferating like mice, transplant your problems to Ghana.
Ghana is supposed to sidon look just while the number of Nigerians eventually surpass that of the citizens of Ghana in their very own country.

Did Gbawe even see the problem from this angle?