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I haven't seen my wife since 6PM Saturday. Guess she was raptured. Good riddance!

People still use BB? Guess they have never heard of ANDROID phones.

Now its getting into their heads!. Could someone get to the cooking and the cleaning? Please?

Freak!

Obviously, it is not often that you guys see this level of "achievement".

Big deal!

If your mother and your wife were drowning, at the same spot, at the same time; which one would you save?

"Pregnant for", "pregnant by", or "impregnated by"?

Another topic of the most urgent national importance.

Me I siddon dey look.

This muthaphukr needs his head examined? Doesn't he have children? They need to tell him to shut the phuk up!

You mean there are still people wishing to marry African American (AKATA) women? People just dont learn. They are the worst females you could ever meet. And I mean WORST.

Biafran scientists, hen? What the phuck is that? Is this another 419?

Listen up cousin Jo Baldwin, "Oraph" should have fired your behind earlier. I, personally, do not respect people who rant and rave about jesus. Understand that I have nothing against the guy (jesus) long as he keeps out of my business, I just think that one's faith is personal and so, should be kept to oneself. So, you want to preach in the workplace, and to your boss? You probably should search for a job in Nigeria. As for madame billionaire not liking y'all her lazy, dependent bunch of whinnos, deal with it. she owes you nothing. And for Oraph's mother, what manner of a woman! People need to read up on this woman who spent most of her life on her back with all sorts of men on top of her. Disfunctional family, if ever there was one! . And lastly, Oraph Whitewannabe can go to hell with her bunch of white followers who delight in a black person who, manifestly, hates her racial origin. Money wont change that, not even a school in South Africa will!

Women all over the world will be sad at this announcement. I mean this guy is the only one that can impregnate women . But rejoice because he has decided to stop thinking with his instrument. Such a fool!

Those four guys; a lot of muscle, little brain. Just what a woman needs. I bet they are Americans.

Governor Three Color. :

" Segun Arinze has baby boy with wife"
Great news! But wait a second, did we expect Segun Arinze to have a baby boy "with" his own mother? Or should his wife have had the child "with" Segun Arinze's father?

Is she a 'born again' or a jehovah's witness? Why no bangles, no bracelets, not even a watch. She is pretty though. I wish she would just braid her hair "suku" style instead of enriching the Korean hair attachment manufacturers. And the hand on the "bakassi", I bet the guy, if he is the typical "Nigga", is showing the picture to his homies saying "nice African backside". He's probably also saying "I 'hit' the yssup from the Motherland", never mind that that may be a lie. Omotola, learn: fire your handlers. Why? How could they let you step out in this dress that make you look like a debutante. You are a Nollywood (whatever that means) star for Sango's sake! You need to show some class as well as an understanding of fashion.

Make we no helep them for free o. Have Nigerian businessmen invest in their economy. The day of free dinner should be over.

Is Oyo State in the house? Where y'all at?

Allah u Akbar! So Malawi people sabi fart?!

What is the problem? Will the little biachi rather sleep with an Okada driver? If you want to help her, take her place, afterall she is your daughter. I am sick and tired of these little hos pretending they are innocent.

Smart guy. Mind you, he was not kicked out of ACN, he left in protest of the practice of "selection".

She got a series of slaps and "magun" (dont climb) for sleeping around!

All me I know be say after governor, na prisoner. Gbenga Daniel don already get prisoner numba and prison uniform. I dey laugh for Ijebu.

May the "RASCALS" win the April elections.

419 playing out, before our own very kokoro eyes.

They are pobably after him because he is sooooo handsome .

Olivet Baptist High School
Olivet Heights
Oyo
Oyo State
Nigeria.

In short, it is not a word from the english language. It is, perhaps, one of those words invented by our creative use of the language.