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@Idehn: , unless they wake up and act.

Witches and wizards calling themselves 'prayer warriors'!

Today, I went to work leaning on a cane, pretending I had a foot infection. I left the office two hours early pretending it was urgent I went to see the doctor . I went right back under my girlfriend's bedsheet . With her there too! You see, she went to work late (all my fault) and came home early because of a 'sick' child. The children are grown and gone . Served him right, my 'no-life' boss. Fool, there is life outside of the office. Go get you some. Love you, Aisha baby .

I know where his type shop: Canal Street (Chinatown), New York City. The Chinese there make the best fake Gucci, Luis Vuitton, Dolche and Gabana, Phat Farm, Sean John, you name it. Now, an  a***ho@@ like Kenny Ogungbe will probably pay the same prices as he would at Saks Fifth Avenue, (one of the classiest in NYC). Why? Simply because in his foolishness he does not know the difference. And this is someone's son. Ah!

Nikkykay is single.
Love Machine!
Nikkykay is not searchin.
Love Machine!


Nikkykay is single and she is not searching,
Love Machine!
Love Machine!!
Love Machine!!!
And STRAPON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EXTRADITE the area boy to face these accusations. Simple.

Once again, MOBO44, you have made my day. Carry on jor!

@olas2u: I will follow the doctors' recommendation. I will not moralize. I am just like that

She is a LovePeddler.

One sentence, right?

@peachtree: All that Poo is for the Corinthians and other p.u.ss.y. starved (or whacked) people of whatever testament that is from. Leave them out of this thread. You could put everybody to death for whatever reason, just leave me and Gamine.

Gamine, I'll take care of you AND your bedroom.

Mofo 444 is da man.

Y'all need to beg, borrow, or steal some sense of humor.

Drink 1 teaspoonful of baking soda dissolved in water.
Insatead of farting all day,
you will have a couple of belches
and you are done for the day.
The beauty of this is that the belches are not funky like farts.
What was coming from the a.s.s all day, comes from the mouth and it is sanitized.
Enjoy your day.

Banku for Ghanaian girls.
Fufu for Nigerian girls.

Next time you meet her, stick the damn phone in her mouth.

@cuteass: not only do you talk too much, but for a 24 year-old, you sound so professional. By the way, how is Norway? Them frigid nights, and all. Guys there must be lucky with pros like you. Just a thought madame 'voulez-vous coucher avec moi?'

Your own father should go ahead and impregnate your husband's mother. Y'all will live happily ever after. Bunch of mental retards.

You made my day Mobo444, insane as you are!

@Inked-Nerd: Yes, we can agree to disagree. It is the the first requirement for intelligent and respectful conversation. This seems to be quite rare around here.

@Inked_Nerd: And that, lady, is the puzzle of a gazillion light years. I guess the seemingly intractable nature of the puzzle is why a short-cut was conveniently discovered: the Garden of Eden. Yet, humans still haven't found that location. Lets just agree that the ova (eggs) existed; waiting, in the inner recesses of a Female, to be discovered by a Male's spermatozoa. This will therefore point to a simultaneous existence waiting for a mutual discovery. That discovery could be the 'Big Bang': expulsion or release (as in 'I'm coming', or 'did you come?', or 'come'). That is the overt process of procreation. The inner process is the piercing of the egg by the conveniently conical shape of the spermatozoid's head. Isn't life and its creation quite interesting?!

Clean up the biach, or dump the slob. Period.

Clean up the biach, or ditch the slob. Period.

Slams door.
Thinking: 'how could anyone be so dumb'

I personally have never dated a woman younger than myself. Its a question of principle and honor. The younger ones can wait. I need to help the ageing ones, especially in their competition aginst the corvaceous temptresses

@Inked_Nerd: Actually life started with the MAN's spermatozoa. Or, if you want, when HIS spermatozoa met the woman's ova (eggs). It was a voluntary act. So, you could say that the MAN chose to start life. Thus, life started with HIM. Pure science, not myth nor legend as are found in the various scriptures. Respect to the mothers though.

Areagirl!

Lack of experience.
@librangyps: : Poor virgin me . When I thought you were a virgin and I could ask you to marry me so we both could learn and discover each other together.

Can you send pictures of these property?

@Nayah: Good one.
Dans quel coin de France etes vous?

Ahem, wetin be 'celebrity' sef? Na profession?

Yes! Yes! Yessssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!

When its all said and done, its about preferences. Got it, gran-ma 'vivaladiva'?