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Mnnn, lets see:
FASHOLA :'This is the way we can unify society. This is why it is important to continue to invest in public schools because they are the equalizers and stabilizers of the society.

Mmmm, ok

If public schools are the 'equalizers' and 'stabilizers' of society, where do your children and those of members of your cabinet get their equalizers and stabilizers from? I know its certainly not from Alaba market. I bet they go to private schools.

FASHOLA :'When the child of the high and the child of the low and the medium grow together, the child of the rich sees poverty on one side while the child of the poor sees prosperity on the other and is inspired to work hard'

Mmmm, lets see.
What does the child of the rich do when he sees povety? He runs to the USA, or the UK. I hear some go to Dubai.
When the child of the poor sees prosperity, is he going to work hard to be like the rich by swearing to get out there and get his own by all means possible? Someone needs to remind this man that all over the world, the rich are not the hardest working group in society.


Didn't they say this man is a lawyer or SAN, whatever that means?

@ Dominique: I read the posts on the link you suggested. Could Abranti have jumped up for joy like 'thank God, nigeria will be saved from the grips of its thieving leaders'? Just think about it.

@dominique : could Abrantie have jumped for joy thinking ' thank God, Nigeria will afterall be saved from its thieving politicians? Just think about it.

Yeparipa!

Yeparipa! O gbele o!

By all means TOAST HER
But, not inside a TOASTER
Because then, the law will TOAST,  
The TOASTER

Lips like paddles. Who wan kiss paddles. From now on, her name is 'Paddle Lips'
'I dont actually live with my daddy because my daddy lives in the UK' Bla, bla, bla.
Did you mean because mommy sent daddy packing because 'there was no room in her heart for an ugly guy'?  

@ nattyman: Keep hoping. With a girl like this brilliance is always a disconnect between their brain and their mouth. That is why the brain is brewing impossible dreams and the mouth is used for what it was not meant for. As for homeliness, a man that maries her will become home alone while she services the whole cast, director, producer. lightsman, stage manager, etc., etc. She could end up with a member of the national assembly sa o. Those ones are in a class by themselves : Beasts of no Nation.

@  dominique : Thanks Dominique. Finally, a civilized lady.

@ amaka : Now its on to my family and my lineage. You prove my point all the time. Thank you. With citizens like you, why should anyone love Nigeria!?

@ladeeh09 : Believe me, marriage is not what it seems. But, if you are lucky to find your 'soul-mate' it is blissful. That is rare though.

@ Rug : If our leaders make us hated we should change them. Why blame MY GHANA!

Question #4a. You are sent on patrol to secure the route of the Presidential convoy. You see AK47s, Glucks, Hand grenades, Dynamites in a van parked along the route. What question do you ask the driver?
Answer: Wetin' you carry?

Question #4b What do you do next?
Answer: Ask for N50 'settlement'.


Simple enough questios, simple enough answers. I go die oooooo

Build your own house. Then, you'll probably understand.

Make your mother cry. Tell the biach : "no be ya eyes, which one concern me for dat one?". That way, your mother will know say you be real 'ogbologbo'.

Gaddem! You mean say you neva knack am?. Fool! Fool!! Fool!!! Grrrrrr. You give men a bad name 

I LOVE GHANA. I LOVE GHANA. I LOVE GHANA. I LOVE GHANA. You don't like it? Take the honorable path: hang yourself. 

P.s. I am Nigerian.
Nigeria, prove to me you are worthy of my love. Then, and only then could I love you. Money can't buy love, not this love anyway.

@ Rug : Look at it this way, the Dollar, the Naira, the Pesewa that I earn is the money you do not earn. We live in a world of competition. The best will win, regardless of Nigerians' arrogance and pretense to the leadership of Africa. You guys should stop treating other African countries as if they are nothing but one of your dysfunctional states.

Re: Ghana Slams $1,000 Fee On Nigerian Actors
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Ghana is the only country lookin @ the problems in Nigeria as an advantage to theirs we know how corrupt and Dangerous Kenya is but still her citizens will never compare it to any other. Yes i know we ave all these problems but i only get bitter while discussin with a Nigerian not a foreigner (Ghana) who's waitin for our mistakes so that they can make it their headline! That's not what i call brotherhood! So if its like that and its comin from the Majority. I hav to say To hell with them

@Rug: Look at it this way,The dollar, the naira, or the pesewa that I earn is not the one you earn. We live in a world oc competition. May the best win. It a universal rule, regardless of Nigerians' arrogance and wishful thinking. It is what it is!

From washin dead body to washin toilet. I thank Jesus the son of joseph and mary. 'Shalom' or is it 'Asalam alaiwhatever'? Now, dont forget to kill your neighbor's dog to thank Ogun. Thats the only way you can get to the next step : gateman

@honeric01 : I confess to my addiction to NLanders . This Seun guy sef. Juju man

Shouldn't these dumb parents be educating their children on what it is to be a dwarf. Oh, pardon me. They themselves probably dont know.
This is the least of your problems. You should worry more about politicians stealing you blind and stealing your children's future even in your own presence.

Bother me? Oh, not at all. Instead, I will f@*k her (the PA, that is) until she becomes more beautiful than my wife and then run away with her. That means I will invest some money in the plan. It will be some poetic justice for the controlling freak that I call 'wife',

What is the point of the question since the bible has answered it for you? Start a church. You will get rich along the way. I take pride in my NON-BELIEVER status.

What is the point of the question since the bible has answered it for you? If you need to preach, start a church. You will get rich along the way. I take pride in my NON-BELIEVER status.

'Next of kin' is not exclusively reserved to matters of inheritance. It also refers to someone who could stand in your stead as Kanayo pointed out. This is so, especially, in matters of life and death as in pulling the plug on a life support mechanism when life, if preserved, would not be worth living (think of a vegetative state). I know Africans hate to 'think' of death, yet it is the end of all mortals.

Chances are that may include oga psychiatrist, abi?

Dumb idiots, praying instead of PLAYING.

I'm outta here!

@ Mrpresdnt : Stay drunk permanently.

@Igwe ; Or when things are falling apart.

@Rug : Thanks for not spewing insults and obscenities. Really, when you look at it, it is a personal choice born of experience. Would you rather I chose the USA where Madame Amaka feels so cozy that she is setting African countries against each other? Would I have chosen the USA, Amaka would have called me 'civilized'.

Yes, most African countries wish they were Nigeria but not for the corruption, profligacy, waste, arrogance, and a general lack of decorum. It is because of the natural resources with which Nigeria is blessed. It is not because of the likes of 'Amaka, the Mouth'.

Your boss did not sack you because you are a lesbian (whatever the ish that is). You got fired because you were taking her daughter along a path she does not like. If I were your boss, and you were a male staff of mine, you will need to have been accepted by me, and possess exceptional qualities to kiss my daughter in my garden and get away with it.  Some people do not care about other people being 'gay', 'homosexual', 'bisexual', 'transsexual' or whatever other 'sexuals' you twisted pervertss care to invent. Just don't touch them and their children, especially their children. In your 'lesbianness', and having read too many American crap, you actually think you live in Greenwich Village in new York. You need to be slapped at least once by all posters and responders on Niraland. She, you don grow beard beard, abi? That na two slaps!  

@uglybetty : What do you suggest?

Ditch the BIACHI!

@lee007
@seanet

Can any of you prove that? Please show us past pics of our dear gov.

From the look of things, one might have to believe Bola Tinubu.