₦airaland Forum

My third leg, sitting majestically between his two brothers.

Madame 1st lady, this is no news. Time Magazine did a story on it some 20 years ago.

The first Nigerian to send Nairalanders (at least those who understand) into fits of imagination: ILEKEIDI

Here is to fulfil the wish: travelling from Arodinzuogu to Umuahia does not make one the first.

GEJ was the first to walk bare-footed into the Presidency. Oruko ma n'roni o.

First Nigerian "cheated" out of Forbes "billionaire" List: Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida.
Not that he is complaining though.

First Nigerian Ph.D at 25: Omololu Olunloyo of Ibadan.

First Nigerian politician to go to jail for aiding armed robbers (he was said to have had his own crew of armed robbers): Samuel Taiwo Oredein (he was in Action Group and was Awo's friend)

First Nigerian armed robber to be be executed: Ishola Oyenusi.

First Nigerian to untie the "Ileke of Idi" : Moi

Never knew that Omatseye was "owned" by Itsekiri "leaders".

Oyo o se Baba eni k'ankan.


PACESETTER STATE!

We always show them!
T'a l'erukeru n f'oju di,
t'ani karambani n f'oju ise wo?

@Seun: "she looks 'emancipated'"! You meant "emaciated"! When in doubt, "GOOGLE" it.

Kid don shayo! Lilke father, like son.

Alleluia, the myth is gradually being broken.

I personally have no problem with anyone who wishes to go on pilgrimage (tourism) to Mecca, Medina, Jerusalem, or whatever other friggin' place they want to go. I just can't understand why government should fund such travels. I mean, they are fck'in private, and should remain so.

Ever heard of the Nigerian High Commission or Embassy or even Consulate depending on what country you are writing from? Seems you dont wanna be bothered by the loud, lazy, obnoxious, and thieving officials who man these establishments. If that is the case, just strap the cute little one on your back and swim to Nigeria. BTW, what has the "daddy" got to say about this? Or are you one of the "proud single mothers"?

"Giant of Africa"? LMAO in Ibibio. Its more like the dwarf, no, make that the "liliputian" of Africa.

Lies. Lies. Lies!
Speaking in toungue ko, speaking with tongue in kitten ni.

I believe Ibadan needs to be rebuilt from the inside-out.

I believe Ibadan needs to be rebuilt from the inside-out.

May Shango claim the eyes of the "innocent" "Daddy"

There can't be any ifs, ands, and buts. Stick with your own kind. I hope you know what I mean, love-vendor. Your investment, your love for the motherland etc. Damn, you are hillarious. . Invest in your ghetto first.

If your mother and your wife were drowning,
I just want to know which one you'll be saving.
As for me I'm gonna hug you my mother
And I should let my wife be drowning in there, because,




While I shall have another wife,
I'll never have another mother in life.

Kisumu ko, Kasumu ni.

Hos and their Pimps.

How about not having children at all for the next TEN year?

"Mother-in-Israel". So funny I am laughing in Hebrew. Thieving father and whoring mother. Dumb-ass imbeciles.

I met the woman who will become my wife in a hotel in Mokola, Ibadan. It is almost directly opposite the road that leads to Premier Hotel. It was in the early 70s and I was a young Customs Officer. When I look back, I conclude that it was my tribalism that led me to this. You see, the hotel housed Ibo sex-peddlers exclusively and I am Ibo. I had a "Kini So" (Omo Ibadan) colleague who wanted to introduce me to girls from that town but whoside, it had to be an Ibo girl, afterall I am Ibo. Well, to cut a long story short, we have 7 children but none of them is mine.

Cheap? That is called economizing.
Hungry? Yes, for p@#$y
Gold digger? LOL. What Nigerian woman is worth gold, at any karat?