canuck:

LOL! So, that's you?! I love that pix so much I used it in a presentation last month! (Canadians love their squirrels, which will probably be hunted as 'bushmeat' in naija ).

OK, I think I have something on you now; but please give me some time. . .There are other 'clients' ahead of you in the 'waiting room' 

Waiting, and talking about Squirrels, no let me just wait.

canuck:


Thanks for your follow up.

Apologies. I'm not one to ignore - Your avatar is stumping me as it's just too direct. Username = Palmwine; Avatar = Palmwine. . . Na wetin?!

It will just take longer as I don't really have much to go by, and I don't read previous posts to do the assessments. Please stay tuned

Thanks for your reply. I will just stick with what I have there, cos if I change it now, I'll simply be leading you on. You know, showing you want I want you to see about me. But before now a had a squirrel drinking from a bottle of coca cola with a straw while standing upright.

I also want you to do Seun, oga admin!

Hey man do me next! lets see how close you can get.

You ignored the first request

Hey give me a shot. Lets see hoe close you get and if you get real close, I will let you know!

tarano:

''When the Gavel Falls'' Naa jail be that, no complaint, do the crime serve the time, these are the tips for Uncle George

The following are guidelines for getting along in jail:


- Watch and listen for quite a while, to get a sense of the other people you’ll be living with. On the other hand, the first ones who come up and want to make friends with you may be predators, losers, or snitches (Al Mustapha).

- Don’t be in a big hurry to join a group, because you’ll be taking on their baggage. Just take it easy and be pleasant with everyone, without striving to find buddies right away. Take the time to let friendships develop gradually, the way they do naturally at work, school, or the gym.

- Respect others, but behave with self-respect, too. Acting scared invites bullying. And if you don’t stand up for yourself, potential allies won’t think it‘s worth the risk to stand by you.

- Be very careful not to touch people by accident. If you do bump into anyone, immediately say “Excuse me.” If your apology isn’t accepted, don’t argue, but just walk away (and keep an eye on that person for future problems).

- Don’t touch other people’s stuff (books, pencils, etc.) or sit on other people’s beds, without asking.

- Rather than just joining a conversation, wait until someone asks your opinion. However bad your situation is, be careful not to sound like you’re whining.

- In the eating area, don’t reach across other people’s trays. If you have to cough or sneeze, turn away and cover your mouth.

- Before using the telephone or changing channels on the TV, make sure you check with other prisoners to see what system they’ve set up for taking turns—it’s easy to offend others by accident, if you don’t find out the “local rules.”

- Don’t borrow money, don’t gamble, don’t do drugs, and don’t accept gifts from strangers. All these things can put you in debt, which could affect your safety.

- Don’t snitch. Snitches are not just unpopular—they’re unsafe. Don’t even refer to other prisoners when talking with correctional officers, because people will think you’re snitching or at least being manipulated by the officers.

The most important one, Don't drop the soap!!

Bros u don go jail b4?

Problem is, politicians in Nigeria and other citizens are usually on different pages. Did you listen to the President's independent day broadcast? Did you hear all the growth figures he was quoting?

Nigerian and sycophancy! When did a member of house of rep become the media spokes person to the President. I'm sure he is seeking some favour.

This will not take you 5mins.

We accuse our leaders of inaction. Now is the time for us to act.

Lets begin to move for change in Nigeria. Our problem is that of leadership, and without credible elections then there can be no real leadership in Nigeria. Sign an online petition to the National Assembly now @ www.utomifornigeria.com

Don't divert attention from the issue on the education sector. PROPAGANDA!!!

Who deserves to be kidnapped if you ask me. Cos if the students were in school they' probably be in school.

Atorise, Echeta obi esike. Agbele'yin asooto

Ocean divider!!

Imagine this scenario,

In primary sch. you don't get to do any home work and Gbams! You get into secondary school and somebody begins to have you do home work.

Imagine how well you would adapt.

Of course you will adapt since you are used to home work since primary school

Even if u tell dem b4 hand, they won't be able to defend it. You know why?

They send the soldiers to face gun fire and embezzle their allowance. If the soldiers protests? Life imprisonment.

My guy If na you, you go defend anything for this country?

Our leaders can't think. I'm sure they want to but they just not capable of thinking.

Next thing they will bring one desertification research Institute to Niger Delta .

I tire for this country. Simply arithmetic dem no fit do

his the way the National assembly works. Every body speaks against it nd when its time for a voice vote, they all say "YEh"

I think its time we know how each senator votes, understand there vote patterns etc. we cannot get this by using voice votes. Do what Ken Nnamani did. each and every senator should be made to speak out individually.

And not the usual " If you want road construction say Yeah and if against say Nah" It is ridiculous.

My pple says that even if the wood carvers stops carving wood. The one he already carved will never perish.

King of pop, Adieu.

live on!

Thanks men! I got mine will read through.

"FOR Lagos State Governor, Mr. Babatunde Raji Fashola, the state should score many firsts before 2011 when his tenure expires.

Besides a good number of roads networks, rehabilitation of others, bridges and drainage systems, Lagos should be digitally mapped and provide geographical information systems to create ready access to every part of the state."

AND TO THINK THAT THIS MAN IS A LAWYER. 10 LEADERS LIKE HIM WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE

http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/compulife/article01//indexn2_html?pdate=170609&ptitle=Lagos%20flags-off%20digital%20mapping,%20geographical%20info%20system

origina9ja:

pele ooo
Mr supporter
did i send my comment to u
if yes reply me again and if no sharrrp ya mouth

Bad taste still. I'd better let you be.

How did I get into this in the first place?

AjaraEwuro:

There had always been presidential debates in Nigeria - I remember Abiola and Tofa in 1993 elections - have many people forgotten this?

The law that guided that election has been superseded by the current electoral law. In the new law you don't have to debate to get to an office.

Even if you are willing to, how many candidate do you want to debate with. Considering the number of candidates for say the office of the president.

Again the way the opposition goes about a debate would turn off most people.

When u hear a man say I challenge you to a debate on national TV as if its a duel.

Think its time we all learn to carry ourselves well and Diplomacy, the right choice of words should be the hallmark of a statesman, not beating war drums.

It shud be made a requisite in the electoral law.

In the US its stipulated and the no of such debate is stated.

The last time OBJ was invited he did not honour it cos its not compulsory.

origina9ja:

MY ADVICE TO YAR'ADUA

^{standing close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.} I'm sure you no that there is no vaccine against stupidity. as you can see all the advice given to YOU by nairalanders. If i were you i would help my self by resigning. Also I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you. I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
for your own good give up this field and just concentrate on your health because right now you are the kind of person they could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.






_{I'm not saying there is anything wrong with you or you're stupid; you're just  possessed by a retarded ghost.}

The above comment is in bad taste. You were not asked to abuse the president and besides you don't address the president of a nation the way you just did.

I'm sure you will not be better off if you were the president. the above post will leave a very sour taste in the mouth of any decent person.

wait until you hear from one off our rep. in the house of reps.

I will ask him why is he filling all available federal appointment with northerners

I will ask him when he hopes to declare the state of emergency in the power sector

@Ibime

Are you Mr. President?

@oneNaija,
What exactly is your point? Are you saying that cameroun has stable electricity because they are small?
show me a local govt. in nigeria with stable power supply since you now judge with size

I can't believe this! . Hear Niger state Governor.

As the Federal Government grapples with the problem of electricity in the country, the Republic of Cameroun is currently supplying electricity to some parts of Nigeria.

The Adamawa State governor, Alhaji Murtala Nyako, said this in Abuja at the mid-term anniversary of the establishment of the technical cooperation fund being managed by the Directorate of Technical Cooperation in Africa (DTCA).

Nyako, who stressed the importance of maintaining security with the Camerounian government, added that through the cooperation, Cameroun had been able to supply electricity to his state.

READ MORE http://www.tribune.com.ng/22052009/news/news8.html

Nigeria fall my hand

Pepeye:

Despite all the controversy which trail him . .women seem to flock all over him still

Underscores the stupidity of women.

Won't be surprised if some married women are also warming up to have a child for him

tboy1:

dats why i pointed it out
he's comparing slowest connection in UK/US to the fastest connection in nigeria.

You said it all. Let met just add that telecom infrastructures are already in place in the developed world. In Nigeria you will have to pay area boys at every road junction when you want to lay your fiber optic cables, not to talk of mounting a microwave point to point radio etc. This is of course after paying the various local govt and state govt for various permits.

I just laugh when Nigerian compares Broadband service in Nigeria to UK.

How come no one is comparing PHCN service to the one provided in the UK? I guess we are all now use to it.