₦airaland Forum

JASONjnr:
Without FIFA's support, Messi with his team will never raise a world cup....

Keep crying
Messi is now a currency

Stanweezy:
This 2022 World Cup would have been a partting gift for him not like the fake goat that retired one time like that due to lack of trophies and still announce his reintegration into the national team


Is that not confusion

Continue crying

Lalasticlalabos:
You are the stupid one dear

The guy is very very stupid oo

Ndeoma:
See bro am not the one going after her again. After she told me she is engaged I immediately withdrew myself but the situation here now is that she is the one coming for me. I don't even look at her face in church but one way or the other she will try to come around me. She watches my every move in church just in case I want to try out another lady in church. Most times when am smiling and chatting with my phone you'd clearly see this frown on her face. I've been observing this trend for a while now.

And you know once you love someone, definitely you'd fell like trying your luck once again to see whether their is a chance something could be established between you both. That's the state of dilemma I am in now. And also the lady too fine bro.

I value your advice bro and I will try to restrain myself from her at all cost. Funny enough I don't even call her on phone.

She is obviously not too happy with the other guy and don't really like you that much.
She is still searching for the highest bidder bro just move on

One Lady I've been talking with left me because I told her I don't earn much. After 4 months, I bought car and she came back begging for forgiveness. I dumped her jare

Proletariat:
That doesn't look like Kanu that was arrested in a Hotel in Ikeja while frolicking with a prostitute.

So Kemi finally got the impostor to succumb and address the allegations of death?

One supporter Chidozie even said: "happy to see your face, thank you Jesus".

The dude must have been pissing his pant and traumatized over the death he heard from Kemi Olunloyo.

Only God knows if Kemi has giving many IPOB like him a high BP to worry over, imagine how many IPOB zombies must have passed out.

Kemi is wicked ooo, she must be prosecuted for the health challenges IPOB zombies are now suffering.

Who says propaganda is not powerful?

If IPOB can use it to manipulate their zombies, others can use it to inflict sickness on the same manipulated zombies.

You need to sharpen your English Language skills Bro so shameful. ''given'' should be used in place of "giving" thanks

sweetsell:
And some fools claim Peter Obi that never built a single bridge through out his pathetic 8 years performed beta than Obiano.

To the fools that claim Peter Obi saved money how much does it cost to build the kind of bridges Obiano as built in Anambra today ? I know this will be the third have seen how many did Peter Obi built or would have built with the money he claimed to saved. Note the news of the squirkie voiced Peter Obi as been debunked not once not twice.

Obi still performed far better than him. Only the renovation of all public schools alone is bomb

Chop not so thy future shall not be chopped. Just imagine if your younger brother chop your wife, how will you feel?

Take this as a Motivation. Get money big bro. You can't take care of a grown lady with no income bro. Grow your pocket. Go abroad come back buy G Wagon toast her again then dump her finally. . Don't be a stalker bro this is money issue. When money jam money abi when Naira jam Dollars, you know the fate of Naira. If you know the fate of Naira, go and get dollars! Get it fast

If we reach the level of Covid-19 spread in America Mehn we may start seeing corpses everywhere in the country.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. I had similar experience with a Lady four years ago. I revenged by still keeping her in my contact, getting myself skills, a good job, car apartment ,� etc. I was still chatting with her even after she left, she was watching my life growing faster into a better one, then she now wants me back telling me she left her ex.
Just focus on improving yourself Bro, Ladies will always go for the best money wise, dick wise before considering other stuffs

They are coming

donbachi:
Just take a look at that pic up there...the woman is wearing face mask and the governor is not wearing...to tell u there no coronavirus in nigeria.

Wait till it kill you or your loved one then you will understand

nairaman66:
She was admitted on April 8, but she presented with puerperal sepsis, and high index of suspicion of COVID-19.”

Puerperal sepsis is an infection in the female genital tract within 10 days of childbirth, abortion or miscarriage, experts say.

“She had a baby but she developed an infection. Then, it was noticed that her blood sugar was very high and she had a cough and fever and we suspected there might be coronavirus.

This doesn’t add up! Please read carefully again!

Go and add it up. If you like don't believe Covid-19 Pandemic is real

holsconcept:
As usual, COVID 19 must be attached to the death to push up the figures. Kudos

Pray that in two months time you will not be seeing the outcome of this statement. Covid-19 is not a Joke

Liars....They will propose forever

The guy Loves your Abigail. He may have attempted to woo her self. He wouldn't want you to interfere because his attention is on the girl. He met his wife when he haven't seen how beautiful the sister is now he wants the sister badly. This guy is your Enemy flee from him

This small girl Tacha should get matured for once and stop being stupid.

Yankee101:
I did

Trust me. It doesn't matter. They'll still arrest you.

The only option is risk being arrested. If you have connections you make a call to extricate yourself

The old practice was the police, Road safety or emergency responders (who are a new thing totally in Nigeria) evacuees were the only ones hospitals will take in. For the fear of treating armed robbers

The hospitals want you to pay the Bill's, deposits, and mortuary costs if they die

Have you lived in Nigeria are just speaking from one cold country?

Nice one

realstars:
Lead By The Chadian Presido? This Is Wonderfull. The Wepons Should Be Shared Among Nigerian And Chad To Flosh Them All At Once.

Nigeria Army will just return the weapons to Boko Haram

[quote author=Billygee2u post=88115224][/quote]My dear God will be your strength

Uyi168:
No one cooks a better moon light tales than this guy...

Hahahahaa folk tales? but it happens anyway

I just need the tail of this female Viper. It's very expensive

I Feel ashamed of myself chai I feel so ashamed right now

Donald3d:


I am about to go very raw, kindly permit me, I haven't gone this raw here before, but you need help, so here it is.
I hope this doesn't change people's perspectives about me sha , we Nigerians like been mute about sex. Its an important ingredient in marriage, no matter how spiritual you are.

The best way to solve any problem is identifying the source or root of the problem and eliminate it .

From what you have said, she enjoys pre-intimacy , I would have loved to ask what type of pre-initmacy to help find a solution, but I also understand she is your wife and you can't be too explicit because this is a public forum.

Anyway, as I said earlier, let's tackle the source of the problem, which is FEAR, she is afraid, very afraid, so we need to eliminate the fear.

She is also pressured because you are "reporting" her to people, keep this between both of you Sir, please stop involving other people, fear and pressure is a very dangerous combination.

Please don't give her any sedatives, you really don't need it.

The issue with her fear is closely related to why lubricant aren't even working, the internal muscles of her privates would contract making it tighter because she is afraid, her natural lubrication won't also be discharged because her fear is making her mind "switch" it off, coupled with the fact that you are also scared of inflicting injuries on her privates.

There are two possible ways to eliminate her fear

1.Trying to convince her not to be afraid (easier said than done)
2. Introducing something that would involuntarily eliminate her fear.

I assume you have tried number 1, let's go to number two.
There are a few things that are greater than fear, but we would be sticking to the subject matter.
In this context and with the peculiarity of the situation, there is only one thing I believe can exceed that fear ...... Pleasure , Excessive Pleasure, when a human experiences excessive pleasure, the body releases pain killers and anti-stress chemicals.

So what should you do ?
You need a non-invasive pleasure mechanism, proven and tested , the most painless sexual activity. Guaranteed to give utmost pleasure .
You guessed it , O r a l Sex.

Its isn't just about putting your mouth there , you need to do it right (forgive me as I am about to go a bit raw).

You know your wife more than anyone, you know what turns her on, her pleasure spots. Use your mouth very well on those spots.
You need to understand that there is a mission here. O r g a s m
But there are some "hot spots" common among most women

1. The nipples
2.The clitoris

I would focus on number 2 ..
1.Make sure the bed is well made, clean sheets, turn on the AC , if you don't have one, turn on the fan and leave it running to cool the room. Make sure no one else except the both of you is in your home, she needs to be comfortable.

2.Ensure you both have a warm bath and wash each others privates before you commence.You wash hers, she washes yours.Try and start up a conversation about some funny experiences you've both had, how you met each other and fell in love , how much you love her, all while washing each others privates. You are psychologically manipulating/distracting her with this.When you are done, dry each others body and carry her to the bed.Careful, so you don't slip and fall oo, you can leave that part out, but women love it !. You can back her like a baby or carry her in your arms, whichever you are ok with. Make sure she is unclad, but put on a boxers short, this eliminates her fears of seeing an erect instrument.

3.Its important you place a pillow under her waist to elevate her lower region, it allows for easy access with your mouth and with your instrument, when its time for insertion. It also ensures you don't feel neck pain and can breathe well during the process.

4.Use your mouth on the clitoris till she "explodes", don't stop no matter how long it takes, but you have to be careful not to be too hard on it as you would get the opposite of the desired effect, you would give her pain instead of pleasure. You need to be gentle and firm(I know this sounds contradictory, I would explain), use your lips as they are soft tissue, that won't cause much bruising, suck on it, in and out, grab the whole of it (the clitoris--- I have attached an image for easy identification, its that slightly protruding part of her privates that looks like a mini peeeenis) with your lips and gently slide it out of your mouth, without it leaving your mouth completely, make sure your lips holds unto it(this is what stimulate it and gives pleasure), but not too tightly, you can use your tongue as support to put the clitoris in place, if the clitoris is slipping out of your mouth. Keep repeating this back and forth.

5.Now, its important to hold her, so you can feel the "rhythm" of her body, hold her sides, or her laps, start out slowly, but not to slowly, gradually increase your "sucking pace" as you notice the rhythm of her body starts to change . This method ensures you don't bruise her and you also don't get tired easily.It also ensures a natural flow and gradual increase in pleasure.It would get to a point you might have to go really fast, this clouds her brain with pleasure, do this only when the rhythm of her body tells you to do so, when she starts to slightly wriggle or when she asks you to increase your pace.

6. Do this till she "explodes", and wriggles in pleasure, most likely at this point you are also erect, its important you take advantage of this moment, because at this point, you have killed three birds with one stone. She is too climaxed to notice her fear, her body has released enough chemicals to considerably reduce pain and she is properly lubricated for relatively easy insertion.Don't waste time !!!. Slowly (not too slowly), insert, before she comes back to reality . Make sure the pillow is still under her it ensures her lower region is elevated, so you can see clearly for insertion , I assume from the beginning she is already lying flat on her back, spread her legs out gently, this also relaxes/expands the cavity of her privates.If you still find it a bit difficult to penetrate, manually use both hands to spread the outer privates open for easy access, glide in back and forth as you both copulate to produce a wonderful seed that would bear fruit in 9 months.

7. You might need to do this more than once to be successful at it .
8.The fact that you did all this doesn't mean she might not feel pain, it just reduces the pain, it also might totally eliminate it.
9.Once you start have it in mind that you must see it through till the end.
10.If she is in excessive pain, stop and repeat the same day or another day till you get it done.


NOTE: Please stop reporting her to people, apart from the fear she is feeling, reporting her or telling other people about it, is putting her under additional pressure and stress, its adding to her Psychological lock-down. Please don't be upset with her. Buy her gifts, make her feel loved, make her understand you aren't judging her or upset with her. I am sure this steps would work for you

NB: I am married by the way, in case anyone was wondering.

This one is Porn Writing oo.

oyeb15:
Isolation centers or death traps.No food or drugs. Useless government.

Nigerians, Let's march against Lockdown. We are not prisoners. Government provide NOTHING in Nigeria.Enough of this oppression!

Goverment ought to Enforce the use of face mask and gloves and social distancing while going out. Then testing centeres.
FreeNigerians#

Our Problem is exactly people like this

No doubt if Elon Musk give to them, they will gladly receive with full alacrity.
They've sold this country

from the way she is struggling to cover her overlapping boobs, you can tell her dressing is indecent. Resist the devil and She will flee from you. The Lecturer did well by resisting her otherwise we will be hearing stories like "He wants to sleep with me before he will pass me" Nice one.
Man shall not live by breast Alone

[quote author=Patiencemaris59 post=67098522][/quote]What was the mail like?
Please screenshot and send to me let me see.
Is it after the medicals for O and M that you got the mail?

kolidave:
yeah I did

Please any Clue what their Salary for O and M is like?
And please notify me when they send you another mail after this medical