The most ignorant set on Earth are Muslims

OluwasureGig:
Hi nairalanders, I know the world is battling coronavirus and I probably shouldn't be talking about this at the moment but I could use your advice just incase we all survive this pandemic that has so bedeviled us.

I'm a young man in my mid-twenties and by this time last year I was broke and had a very poor account balance but by the Grace of God things are different now. My business is booming and I'm balling. Now I'm the type of guy that likes to look good and smell nice always, and this might just have proven to be my Achilles heel

It happens that there's this extremely beautiful girl I've been crushing on in church and I finally made my move this Sunday. We got talking and exchanged numbers. Now this girl is like my dream girl; she's very very beautiful facially, tall, has a fat ass, perky boobs, flat stomach and very straight legs. She basically looks like them models we see on IG

The problem is I asked her out and she said she can't date me because she thinks that I'm "too clean" and would therefore cheat on her as a result. I've tried all I can to make her change her perception but she is not coming along. Please what do I do or say to this girl to make her date and marry me because I've already sworn that she'll be my last bus stop in the dating world.

Please your advice will be duely appreciated. Thanks

Just concentrate on convincing her to accept u first.
But if you ask me she has agreed, just doing the normal naija gals forming



As for her being ur last bus stop


Shut up... U mofo

He should provide the ones in his bullion van



Dirty Orangutan!

Kayceenaz:

I disagree! Sometimes, wisdom is called foolishness.

So someone like BUHARI and his cohorts that insulted GEJ like nothing are wise. There will never be any president that was insulted more than GEJ and ur BUhari insulted him the most.


Now it is his turn, u are saying it is wisdom?

Nigeria have never and will never experience someone as incompetent and foolish like ur BUhari.


I don't blame the OLD ILLITERATE AFFIDAVIT WIELDING HERDER because people with wisdom like you envisaged that he would be the solution to Nigeria

Wise youth... I pity all of una.

Kayceenaz:
It is becoming almost second nature for most Nigerians, both the educated and non-educated classes, to cross the line while pouring out their hearts on national issues. I agree, there are ample question marks on how the President Muhammadu Buhari-led government has acted on and reacted to socio-political, economic, and religious matters; spanning from federal character, insurgency, ethno-religious skirmishes, education, malfeasance, to now presidential invisibility before this coronavirus pandemic.

Naturally, we feel betrayed, used, and insignificant to the presidency. Not paling in comparison to status-quo that should be, your feelings are indeed valid. But letting this emotional pain lead you to hurl insults of all sorts at President Buhari, as rampant online, is an overreaction. As you call him unprintable, reprehensible names and ridicule him through jokes/memes, remember he is fallible, someone's husband, father, uncle, grandfather, and holds office of President of Nigeria. It is enough to beg to differ with and criticize constructively his leadership style plus policies. Using constitutional and moral means to show displeasure are in order. Look emotional intelligence's way.

Disturbingly, some people even wish Buhari death, hoping news of his demise filters in soonest. If that's not a representation of the Scriptures' observation that "The heart of man is desperately wicked," then it must be of something worse. If you fall in this category, kindly stop now! Such comments are humor taken too far.

As events unfold and we watch with disappointment, anticipating the National Assembly does the needful and saves the day, let us (Nigerians) amplify our voices to be critically loud enough, not insulting enough.


©Kaycee Naze,
Rational Pen.

Anybody that wrote this is the most foolish of all men


Who is more insulting than your "old backward illiterate affidavit wielding herder"



He must die!

That is the only this very important for that con man in ota

Abolaji2709:


https://mobile.twitter.com/fkeyamo/status/1242952751707041792

This fool

Never


That said amount can make a billionaire within that stipulated period of ur PhD completion if invested rightly



We don't lack PhD holders... We lack more business builders.

We have poor PhD holders, ask around

My GOD some one is saying not payment of tithe is sin


They have put enough FEAR in y'all that you think GOD is now going to kill u in any little thing

PS. You're not paying tithe to the GOD almighty but to the man that have fed u with FEAR instead of FAITH.

U are feeding ur God of men

They should stop oo

I must travel this EASTER to see my mum oo

E don tey

I love this

Abeg make them no carry am enter east oo

Amen


I'm FTC anyway

He must go down

I'm certain of that

Hahahahahahahaha


This is the best news for today
I don't care how you see it... BUHARI is a calamity to the whole generation.


As long as the other old junkie is positive... BUHARI must be positive


And you know how the virus treats older folks?

My interest is in BUHARI


He must be positive!

Nothing go save am

He must go down


BUHARI too

abiolaoladipupo:
We all have to be careful mostly when we travel to our home town this festive Covid-19 period. I saw this at the back of my house at first it was hiding inside the river and later someone noticed it and had to call our attention before it was killed.

You must be living in a very thick forest!

That old illiterate backward affidavit wielding herder from daura must test positive ooo


And from there... We would be relieved of shame

kahal29:

https://thenationonlineng.net/senators-worried-over-covid-19-status-of-35-colleagues/

Abeg let this news be true

This is what loose pants cause...


Every little thing, u don remove pant sharp sharp...
Spread legs like bedspread

Remaining BUHARI and his cohorts

borngeologist:
My story might be lengthy with a lot of grammatical blunders.. But my elders Abeg help me just manage read am and advice me because am really confused..

I have a boss who actually loves me. He likes me like a son and he always wants me to go out with him. We are actually very close pal.

There was a day he went out with his girklfriend. I was at home when my phone rang. He told me to bring 3k to where he was with his girlfriend. When I got there he told me to sit down and drink and eat dog meat with them. But I don't eat dog so I only drank one bottle. The lady and I later talked and I left them.

She came to our place this Wednesday. I was inside my room, she was just insisting that she wanted to see me. When I got there, she was just telling me my boss drinks a lot which is quite true but he dosent misbehave. That it is too much. As a guy man I covered up for my boss. And I left her and my boss.

Today we went to her shop. My boss ordered for drink for us. We started drinking. Later I went out, she followed me. We sat together and started talking. She started telling me that If she actually saw me first she would have dated me that she loves me that she doesn't like my boss. I was quite shocked and told her that since she is already dating my boss it is not possible. Then my boss and one of my other colleague with a lady came out and joined us. That was how we started gisting again. I had an important call to pick so I later entered her shop because the outside was noisy. That was how this lady came inside and kissed me. I was really shocked I have to run outside.

My boss and I later left her place for a burial where a friend of his (a lady) invited us to a burial. When I got there this lady started saying she really likes me that she wish she meet me earlier that she would have dated me.. That she really likes me a lot. My boss now jokingly asked me that I want to take all his girls from him. Mind you that my boss girlfriend calls me her husband even people close to her shop call me her husband.. And these ladies are way older than Me..

Please all I need from you guys is advice on what to do cause am confused.

There is also a married lady too that told me she wished she met me earlier that she would have dated me. And other older beautiful ladies. In their early and middle thirties and am just 23.

Abeg may we just see your pics, at least to see why every girl/ woman in Nigeria is dying to have you.



Ololdo, you want to loose that little job that is giving you meagre earnings because of woman.



PS. I know your type of guys


You are the type that conclude immediately a woman smiles at u and have a convo with u.


Confused!

Olosho spotted


Trying hard to defend her livelihood

ruggedmallaam:
We are talking about how we can curb covid-19 and you are placing a bounty on someone's head.Why not place a bounty on covid-19������

Is it because he is a terrorist like you

I hate every fore head with a dent




If I see you with that.... I mark u evil immediately

Patrioticman007:
Na dem, people of the setting sun. doing their industrial training. ( IT).

This is not bowing and genuflecting with your dirty scar face.

Or do you think it's raising your both hands and shouting with your dirty mouth very wide




Stay in the WASTE

...Bless your soul.





Legend!

Go to the school and make enquires


Here is not EKSU

Most times, your sister is the beast that needs to be tamed.

You can't just come here and tell us his husband is a beast without you telling us anything

Just like that?



Let them go and pack thousands of them littering the streets of Nigeria na...

Since rehab is this simple.


FG over to you

95% of the awards in Nigeria are not merit


So I can't take them serious



You can never compare the original version of LIVING IN BONDAGE to this new version

If you talk say na lie... Just do publicity now that there would be cinema show for LIVING IN BONDAGE (old version) and see if the whole naija no go flood all cinemas



Ndi ara!

North is still North

Very few enslaving the rest