₦airaland Forum

LordofNaija:
With the way news of fake kidnap has been hitting headlines. I think the government instead of tackling the sudden increase in kidnapping want to label it a false alarm. Propaganda 101. Prep, prop, obscure!
Dem go later tell us say no kidnapping anywhere in naija say all nah fake self kidnap. Govt magic

Hmmm. Deep

Eleyi gidi gan

LyfeJennings:
lmao
what U call Gbana is same as ice
na processing method different
I don't have to Google
these are things I've dealt with

If you've dealt you'll know the difference. Banku aka crack is a waste product of cocaine aka crack cocaine or rocks. Ice aka meth or methamphetamine is a synthetic drug.

LyfeJennings:
What U guys call ice is crack bruh
Hmmmm
and U know
it only shows the kind of person U urself are
Ur last born dey smoke crack
U never tell ur parents or beat nonsense from him body

Small google search before you post. Ice is meth aka methamphetamine and crack is banku aka gbana know the difference.

I don't know why people are blaming funke. Jjc was a scam from the onset. The guy use him past glory catch funke. To dey chop her money. If you dey chop person money you suppose dey submissive. Even in normal homes if wife no get work or financial contribution to family, she gast dey submissive ,Vise versa.

Yes

Schlong nope. More like schmall

Me

It's the loan app that gets all the numbers from the persons phone. They just call random contacts. You have nothing to worry about because that person did not use you as a guarantor

To all of una way dey yab who dey yab the op. In my opinion the op na mumu. From this post and from the deleted 2019 post. It's obvious the op craves validation from people he doesn't even know. You no fit keep your stuffs private so na waiting u want u dey get. Make person just sit down use him hand cause unnecessary yab for him seff. Op u still need time to have sense before getting married

This grandma don dey crase tay tay. Non of her post fit shock me again

SportsHD:
Congrats.

If it's this lady - https://www.nairaland.com/5403537/please-just-discovered-she-been

Once debe, ex always debe.

Cc. Chatinent , ahnie.

Bad guy. Inspector gadget. Lol

Crap

Virgin , Borehole non is a guarantee of a successful marriage

My opinion on this matter...

Chima you messed up big time. If Kennedy doesn't give a 4q about you he wouldn't be this pained, you should have informed him that his babe was a hoe since the Abuja scenario. As for Kennedy just take it as you dodging two bullets at a time. 1. Not making a hoe your wife and 2. Getting rid of a rat.
You should be the winner in all that happened. Look at the whole thing from a positive angle. It happened in your favor.

GOVERNMENT2:
CHINAGOROM ONUOHA DON OLD O

Seriously. Was wondering if it was him in the picture

Neighbors that put on their noisy generator 24/7. Use solar or inverter join abeg.

That seun dude is one lowkey guy. Been able to track him though. He's not as descrete as y'all think but a cóol guy all the same

Prepaid meter . I use like 2500 or less monthly. Why? We rarely have electricity.
There was a time I used 2k for 3months we only had electricity for like 6 days in 3 months

maiquel:

You sure say na lie?

Madam dey nairaland . Abeg oo

LoveTalk:
So, you're cheating on your wife already?

I was just joking

No. I don't want a second wife.. ..



Na lie ooo. Lol

Since we don't really get much employment opportunities. We become entrepreneurs and business owners. And also employers of first-class and 2-1 holders.

You went from a fairly manageable person to this annoying person in just 10 years. No body envies you. You are just a literal troll in real life

Fvckhypocrite:
idontbelieveit

Come make i buy one for you

Atleast if u give me 2pikin i go buy u that kind gift

Aw u see am?

Dude u didn't check her dp. That girl ugly asf. If she born for you. The kids fit go resemble her.

WoundedLamb:
Why don't African countries appreciate the culture of other countries on the same continent?

Presentation mater. That thing looks like a sacrifice. I wouldn't want to taste it.

uuzba:
Ok, you think westerners are not depressed too? Or their wife doesn't divorce them too?
Oyibo land that somebody can die alone inside house and nobody will even know. They won't knock on the door. Till when your body rotten and the be smelling that's when they will smell it and call police.
Neighbors are just useless in Oyibo land. No single friendship.

When you see a post that you don't understand just move on. And stop spewing crap. If you think deeply you will understand what I wrote. Let me brake it down to you. Naija is crap but we are still pushing. So suicide is not justified. That's what my post meant. No long thing

femi4:
At that point, nothing matters to them. Depression is real

Ain't we all depressed in one way or the other. Being in Nigeria alone is depression

Am I the only one that see the blue uniform as a problem. Big ups to them anyway.. good luck and stay safe. GoDs speed.

Bobo abi na baby life no balance. Naija no pure for anybody. Turn your disability to ability. Look for something to compensate. If na good voice you get start to dey use am. With new fields in infotech you have a chance just like anyone else to make it in the industry. If na say u Sabi write start to dey write. No think am say anybody go send u because even ppl way think say dem complete never get anything good for this our society. Everything is messed up here.