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MadCow1:
I aint angry puppy.. You just sound like you are too naive to be discussing this topic.

Thank you for your opinion. Everybody has one, so it is interesting to hear yours here.

MadCow1:
You need to calm the Fhuck down..

You sound angry. Don't worry. Be happy.

eightsin:
He has to find a reason to live... if he doesn't, then I'm scared there is little or nothing we can do to help him. if he survives this one, what stops him from trying some other day? Like I said, if he can't find a reason to live, then he is as good as dead

Some people want to hurry to heaven because they are kept segregated from women by religious edict in their culture, and hope to get laid with 72 virgins after death, since pre-marital encounters are so hard to pull off whilst one is alive in such restrictive societies.

Then you have the spoilt brats who contemplate suicide anytime mommy or daddy dearest talks of reducing that allowance stipend, or worse, hints at the punitive withdrawal of earlier pledges to buy the latest and flashiest sports car for their spoilt offspring.

Bottom line : Planet Earth's population is measured in the BILLIONS of souls, and every last one of them WILL die at some point in time, SO, if anyone wishes to exercise their prerogative to choose the time and manner of their death early on in the game, they will likely be remembered only by their immediate family at the very best, and remembered by NOBODY whatsoever, at the worst.

[size=16pt]I smell BULLCHIT !

I smell a SCAM ![/size]

Anyone SERIOUS about taking their own life would do so without fanfare and public announcements, because they will NOT wish to be stopped or interrupted by a member of the "audience", before completing the exercise.

This dude is going to make some fast cash off someone whose better judgement he hopes will be impaired by a sense of pity for the person making this official suicide announcement. The whole long story is designed to elicit PITY and curiosity from readers, such that someone, at some stage, will make contact with the scam artist, and ask what can be done to stop those suicidal thoughts.

Lo and behold, the answer will be that MONEY, MUULAAH, DENIROS, COIN, BUCKS or RAW CASH, and lots of it, is the ONLY inducement guaranteed to pull the scammer back from the brink. This trick is as old as the hills, and the sympathy angle is worked by Nigerian internet fraudsters to a greater extent than almost all other concepts thought up to separate the sympathetic from their money.

oyin50:
Seriously I have looked so deep inside of me and I really don't know what my distinct potential or talent is. Let's not all act superman and be honest who feels this way also... we are talking about DISTINCT here not some general stuff like I am hardworking, I can discern, I am beautiful bla bla bla.

Hey don't feel bad. Kim Kardashian and her family have ZERO talent, and yet people pay a LOT to see them on TV doing absolutely nothing that is worth watching to a person with a real job.

Start a reality show on Nigerian TV and watch your fortunes grow. To boost the ratings of your show, record an X-rated film with your man, have someone release it on the net, and then call a press conference to announce how furious you are that your private nookie sessions are being watched by millions of punters.

atlwireles:
With all due respect mister, you should return, your fake diploma back to whatever institution gave it to you. This is too sad to watch.

Chai Diariz God o. Too sad to watch a fake diploma holder attempting to communicate.

ROSSIKE:
Do you think they have brains? That one was she not some hairdresser or something before Abacha's wife dashed her an oil block for plaiting her hair right? A lot of these monied people are semi literates who don't reason intelligently, so don't be surprised she has million dollar mansions in London while the road to her town is dilapidated.

You ain't lyin' my brother. Most illiterate hair dressers, if handed billions of dollars, would embark on serial shopping sprees to amass fancy clothes, cars and houses, but would NEVER be interested in wasting all that hard-stolen money fixing highways for the poor rabble to use. Thieves are generally selfish and greedy by nature, so they are not going to be seen undertaking charitable gestures of any sort, not now and not ever.

benega:
Its true; when I purchaced my 1st victorian mansion @ northhampton ave. In greater london, I taught I was the only african there. But it turned out most of my neighbours were africans mainly Nigeria

Would that be one of the first half-dozen London mansions that you acquired, as the jet setting fella that you are ?

RockMaxi:
Please don't screw records and turn facts upside down. Say only the things you are sure of.
Alakija was given the oil block that brought her to prominence in 1993 by the Babangida's administration.

I heard differently sir, but hey, at least we agree that the woman was given oil wells through the back door, as though those multi-BILLION dollar areas of seaboard were private property, and not the national assets that they truly are supposed to be.

So in summary we agree that the woman is a beneficiary of an ILLEGAL oil block allocation, but the details on which particular administration facilitated the mega-theft remain in dispute among observers. Six of one, half-dozen of the other, I'd say.

GenBuhari:
Buhari supporters it time to stop responding to this thread.

The liars are not interested in the truth, it just keeps us from promoting what Buhari can do positively for Nigeria.

Ha ha ha Oga why you dey run now ? Come face dem. Show say you be man, say you no dey fear to hear true talk.

Oya post that ya spam when dem dey take BAN you every time. Post Boko Hari picture plenty, together with ten pages of cut-and-paste rubbish wey nobody go kukuma read am.

Ha ha ha come back o. No run like coward, and if you don decide say you go run by force, then kuku leave all ya people here, and stop that ya halla like goat, say make all of dem follow you run. If dem need to stay here, and chop more cane, that one no concern you at all. Just go ya own ha ha ha.

Holy Moly ! That is the stuff dreams are made of.

Thanks to nepotism, a former hair-dresser to former President Obasanjo's wife got handed oil wells through the side-door, and now is buying up London. Who says crime doesn't pay ? Who would NOT, if given the chance to steal an oil fields, grab that fleeting opportunity with both arms ?


Those homes are simply mind blowing. Live in a place like that and you would have to fight back all those hot London city girls seeking your attention and donations, of course.

FLYGERIAN91:
LOL at 10k per word..... True enof, i sing fluently even though I'm still tryna work on my voice (lol) and I'm also a rapper... I'm soo into music of all genres especially music that gives me vocal challenges.... Will keep up with the singing as u have adviced lemme c how it works for me.... Thanks soo much..... More tips are welcome from others as well....

Hey that is great to hear that you already enjoy singing, Flygerian. Keep it going with a purpose, brother man.

FLYGERIAN91:
Hi....
I'm Gabriel and not a new member here on Nairaland...
My problem right now is i've noticed of late that sometimes when i speak, I stutter or stammer as most people know it as....
Thing is, as a child, I've always been fluent with words.... As a teenager, when i get upset with friends, and we quarrel, during d quarrel somtimes, I stuttered and in the past few weeks now that I'm 24, i started noticing that even when i gist normally with people, I sometimes stutter.... Please I need Candid advice on how to stop this.... It's really getting embarrassing for me and Its making me lose my confidence.....
Thanks for your help as you do so....

Mel Tillis is an old-school American country music singer whose voice flows beautifully in song, but who stutters when he speaks in everyday life. Closer to home in Nigeria, only those close to late business mogul M.K.O Abiola were aware that he spoke with a very pronounced stammer, yet sang like a nightingale, flawlessly in tune like the "Agidigbo" traditional band singer he once was in his poverty-tested youth.

The question of whether or not stammering can be permanently "cured" is still in debate, BUT, you might be able to enjoy increasing lengths of time vocalizing without stuttering if you just sing in your spare time, and by sing I mean croon like Usher or Craig David, and NOT rap like Fiddy Cent.

When commuting in your car, turn up a nice soaring ballad that you first heard on on some golden oldies show, and sing your heart out in the privacy of your ride. This simple vocal exercise costs nothing to try, and MAY enable you to gradually reduce or even eliminate stuttering from your speech. If this technique works for you, my consultancy fee will be an affordable ten thousand naira, per word of advice typed here.

newguy1:
Sorry dude i was quick to judge, i dont think dat is what actually happen mayb he carassed just one women n u know been a black man d story will b repainted as say he is twisted unstairs.trust if these was true he would have been arrested for sexual harassment.

Are you a connoisseur of foot licking as well ? You seem so desperate to defend this toe-sucking gentleman.

mikeansy:
APC CAN NOT defeat PDP in 2015

Fashola should go to Senate

2019 is a very strategic year to run for President.

If Fashola runs with Buhari, his brand will die and his political judgement will come under question forever!

You damn straight about that. Fashola is WAY too politically savvy to associate in any way with a known terrorist sponsor and religious fanatic with a taste for innocent blood.

TheRealAdonye:
LMAO.. I didn't know I'll live to see and/or hear a Nigerian that has a foot fetish..

Ha ha me neither. I can just imagine that goat-looking gentleman crawling around on his hands and knees under college cafeteria tables, his eyes bulging with anticipation as he surveys all the female feet lined up in front of his twitching nose.

mamziii:
I've been having head ache 4 ova a week now and its refused 2go even afta takin anti malaria and paracetamol. B4 now all I do was 2 slp wen eva am havin a headache but dis one just refuses 2go. Pls wat do I do?

Drink more water every day. You may be suffering from simple dehydration. Most people don't drink enough water, and think nothing of it.

Old women frighten and repulse me, especially when they are so desperate to recapture long-faded youth that they dress like a 20 year old. The horror. the horror. The horror.

I personally find the smell of cigarettes utterly nauseating, and anyone who tries to light one in my car will wind up walking the rest of the way. Cigarette smoke stings my eyes, hurts my lungs, and makes me feel like I cannot breathe. I do not have one single friend who smokes cigarettes, and indeed I regard cigarette smokers as being idiotic, mentally and physically weak, arrogant, inconsiderate and downright disgusting. In short, cigarettes are Charles Darwin's most widely used method of removing dimwits from society, by means of lung cancer and other serious medical ailments. Tobacco addicts are, in my humble opinion, a lower form of human life, that failed to evolve, and will die early.


The smell of high-quality marijuana, on the other hand, is an absolutely delicious aroma to me, and, were it not for self control, I would bay and howl at the moon like a demented hound whenever I smell that mouth-watering aroma of some righteous weed in the air around me. Fire it up, but DON'T Bogart that J.

belovedsamex:
well thanks you guys. i think i knew all these, but i thought i could run away from them for any fast and easier method, like using drugs or so. but even dat, am scared of the possible side effects of drugs.
so i wud stick to your pieces of advice. the nutrition and the exercise. i will start this november.

Don't let anyone persuade you to start taking steroids or human growth hormones, in order to speed up your muscular development, because those compounds carry TERRIBLE medical dangers, ranging from liver damage, to reproductive sterility, to a variety of cancers. As you rightly pointed out, drugs are NOT the way to go if you are out to build muscle. Most of those huge wrestlers in the US, who used steroids to "get big", wound up DEAD before they hit the age of 45 years old, all because they decided to roll the dice with drugs, out of haste to gain weight.

Just start those weights light enough to comfortably lift 3 sets of 8 repetitions each, and do NOT try to "test your strength" with heavy weight at any stage. Building bulk the natural and safe way is best done in a slow and methodical manner. Finally, as mentioned before, concentrate on just TWO types of weight lifting exercises - the bench press for your upper body, and the squat for your legs and back. When you start to bulk up, you can add other lifts so as to better define your individual muscle groups.

Mettal:
I might educate you by telling you what i found out tomorrow.which might turn out to help you in future.Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

Ha ha ha thank you for your advice, and now you are free to stuff it up your asz where the sun don't shine.

Mettal:
what you'll learn will shock you tomorrow, this is witch of the highest order.

I couldn't care less what delusions you face in your life. You sound bogus all the way now for sure.

Based in the pertinent information so kindly provided in the above maps, I have ordered the arrests to start right away, and the firing squads are being prepared for duty as I speak. There can be no room for mercy when NATIONHOOD is at stake.

musiwa95:
PapiWata, you think, i am joking. alafin is just a town oba, ooni of ile ife is just a town oba.

Oduduwa is a real story, not a fake story.. Alafin is not a king and was never an emperor. Samuel ajayi, who wrote a book was the one who came up with the story. because he from osogun less than 10 minute from oyo town.. so he assume wrong. This is what happen in history. and from then on, people started believing his story. the case of ooni of ile ife, was that he lead a rebel against oduduwa.

The army they say does not know God. they mostly worship africa religion. So if you disrespect me. you are respecting oduduwa.

You have to know millions of people knows there was two country and they know what azikiwe/balewa did to illegally occupy Independent country of the kingdom of Western Nigeria. Because they occupy another country illegally, that why they kick out the Queen of england. and change the name to the federal republic of Nigeria. which at last lead to a civil war.

When the list of those to be arrested has been prepared and approved by Your Majesty, I will order the round-ups to commence with immediate effect and alacrity.

musiwa95:
that is why you cannot insult me anytime you insult me you are going to HeAr a bomb because nobody insult oduduwa. Because you are talking to oduduwa ademusiwa, the emperor of the independent country of the kingdom of western Nigeria.

In Yoruba culture nobody insult oduduwa. We have 40,000 army and 150,000 paramilitary in western Nigeria. The army kill people. So they are not born again. They most worship Yoruba religion because you can't born again and kill people. So most of them believe in Africa culture.

It is abomination to fight oduduwa or insult Him. The correct name of oduduwa is oduduwa ademusiwa. They will kill you.

You can see that alafin position is not oduduwa, the ooni of ileife position is not oduduwa. It was my family position to be emperor. That why my name is ademusiwa. Insult is punishable

The Alaafin of Canada is attempting to renounce his official title, and angrily distancing himself from his adoring constituency. A press conference has been scheduled to alert the world to this new development in a timely fashion, since any hint of anger coming from the Alaafin Musiwa camp must be regarded as a clear and present indicator of impending global conflict on a scale not witnessed since Aare Onakakanfo Musiwa conquered and annexed the geographical entity known today as Greater Western Nigeria, headquartered in Akure, as shown on all satellite maps posted here for public consumption by the Baale himself.

It is a given fact that current Lagos State Governor Raji Fashola will rise via electoral mandate, to the position of Nigeria's president, and this may occur far sooner than even the most optimistic supporter of the great man would ever anticipate.

The families of the victims killed in Pastor Jaguda's slum building should take any money he offers, BUT should NOT sign any agreement that would try to prevent them from seeking further punitive monetary damages in the court of law, since a good team of lawyers filing a solid class-action lawsuit should be able to obtain judgments compelling Pastor Jaguda to pay a couple of million US DOLLARS per dead victim, to the bereaved families.

Mettal:
just last night around 5am,caught a fresh blood on my leg,knee area,no wound ,no pains or what so ever.thats not a prostrate gland problem like you mentioned.

Visit a doctor for your own peace of mind, and get all systems checked out just to be sure.

Alima2:
what is yoruab name 4 chickweed

Chick weed ? Ha ha ha ok let me guess that such a kind of weed would be called IGBO ara'BIRIN in the Yoruba language.

Mettal:
TOMORROW 27TH OCT IS THE D DAY.RESULT WOULD SHOW WHO IS BEHIND THE BLOOD STAINS. THE CAMERAS CAUGHT NOTHING.I WOULD GIVE YOU GUYS UPDATE. THE WORLD IS WICKED.THANKS FOR YOUR ADVICE.WHAT YOU'LL LEARN TOMORROW IS OF CRITICAL IMPORTANCE OF HOW THE SPIRIT WORLD WORKS,AND IT WILL HELP YOU TO LEARN FROM MY EXPERIENCE.

You might have prostate gland problems that cause urine to mix with blood, though that alarming development is generally seen when the person takes a leak in the toilet, rather than as a bed stain.

Rather than rely on an informal poll of layman's opinions obtained from the internet, you need to see real doctor, and fast. Thee are no such things as "spiritual" or WINCH attacks that make you bleed in your bed, and while you may choose to believe the contrary if you wish, it is just foolish to avoid seeing a real doctor, or better still, a doctor specialized in urology.