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argon500:Nice poetic writing Argon. The notion of rising above and sailing over troubled times really appeals to me, regardless of whether eagles really are capable of ascending to a height that will enable them to avoid thunder storms raging below them. Good stuff, ma brother. Standing by for any more gems of this nature, that you choose to put in writing. |
Since you REFUSE to advise me as to how you do battle with the invading Green Men, I went ahead and shot a couple I spotted in my garden yesterday. I forgot to take any pictures before handing them over to a shrieking mob of blood-thirsty Nigerian "sympathizers" to cook and eat, but this drawing will give you a good idea just how ugly those critters were. They smelt like weed, for some reason, but I shot them anyway, just to be on the safe side.
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Can I take your response to mean that for all you care I can be attacked and abducted by the Green Men from Mars ? I thought you cared about my fate, man. Come on, at least give me a hint. How do YOU personally deal with alien invaders, and more importantly, WHEN are you going to attack the White House to defeat Evil Whitey, so that I can tune in to CNN for the purpose of recording the entire episode for posterity ?
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jasper7:I hear ya, brother man, ESPECIALLY since Nigeria is one of those backwaters that remains trapped in a time warp, where it is perfectly acceptable and indeed very common for mobs of "sympathizers" to descend on total strangers in the street, who have been accused of everything from petty theft to magical gonad theft, and then proceed to beat those victims to death, before setting them alight with petrol soaked tires, while cheering and rejoicing like the assemblage of sadistic homicidal lunatics that they are proud to be. All this anguished hand-wringing, invocations of superstitious entities, and effusive pouring out of empathy, over a complete stranger who CLAIMS to be interested in exploring the concept of life after death, just strikes me as, well, utterly BOGUS and CYNICAL, considering that a fair number of those self-appointed internet forum "saviors" have most likely participated with glee in a more than a few recreational mob lynchings on the blood-soaked streets of Nigeria. |
GenBuhari:Very good sir. Since you have identified the "guilty party", what do you intend to do, in concrete terms, besides repeating details of your bizarre theory here every other day like a street drunk whose short-term memory is shot from too much cheap Ripple Number 5 ? If you are puzzled by my question, may I at least suggest that you commence your mission of revenge by emulating that disturbed Nigerian gentleman who scaled the White House fence recently, only to be unceremoniously taken down by a pack of frenzied guard-dogs, and then slam-dunked in the slammer for life. While you plan that historic copycat attack on the White House, PLEASE advise me about how I can neutralize those pesky green men that hover over my house their flying saucer every frigging night. Can I simply open fire with my blunderbuss and get rid of them that way, or can you perhaps teach me a few choice words in the Martian language, that I can use to frighten them off without having to engage them with poorly aimed gunfire ? |
It took the European Space Agency ten whole years to land that craft on a hurtling meteor, yet in Nigeria, WINCHES and WEEZARDS fly combat missions over Lagos on a daily basis, with only occasional crashes to the ground, after which "sympathizers" quickly gather to stone the culprit to death. In other words, were the European Space Agency not too proud to seek the assistance of the Nigerian Babalawo Association for technical advice on flight into space and other planets, that recently completed mission would have taken just ten minutes, and not ten years. |
komekn:Hello Komekn. I have followed your authoritative and insightful posts on weaponry and military tactics dating back to when Sirius Black's daily war-front pictures were posted in this forum. The above breakdown on the cost effectiveness and combat efficiency attainable through the deployment of optical sighted weapons, preferably with night vision capability, is a fine demonstrative example of your credentials as a military analyst, YET, the trusty old iron-sighted AK47 shines through whenever opposing forces close to within 50 meters of each other, which, surprisingly is by far THE most commonly recorded distance at which such frenzied front-line combat occurs. For their clandestine missions behind enemy lines, Nigerian Special Forces operatives are almost assuredly issued with the finest long-range sniper rifles that money can buy, and it does not take too much of a leap in logic to presume that those elite troopers also field rifles with night-vision sights, HOWEVER, due to the game-changing potential of such phenomenally expensive equipment, should it fall into enemy hands, an impenetrable shroud of absolute secrecy will no doubt envelop the very existence of such shadowy components to the war arsenal of contemporary Nigeria. |
courage54:I will get back to you when I can make head or tail of anything you type, which might never occur. The planet your mind occupies is a very distant one that I have absolutely no intention of studying. Thanks for the response anyway, unintelligible though it may be. |
Kx:It is so refreshing to encounter one of those exceedingly rare Nigerians who is NOT fooled by the pronouncements of thieving, money-laundering miracle pastors that have fashioned extremely lucrative careers out of feasting heartily on the profound gullibility of Nigeria's mentally enslaved majority. |
courage54:And I anyone refers to YOU as a dim-witted cult follower, that would be a compliment. |
mrvitalis:Sounds like another attempt by this greedy miracle pastor to score a government contract that will have him exchanging worthless bogus prayers for millions in tax-payer owned cash. Nice try, Mini God. Go back to fleecing your gullible flock and laundering stolen wealth for government officials, Man of Dog, and keep those grasping paws out of the national treasury. |
shigoslim:The Nigerian military IS using snipers in this war on terror, but they are deployed in absolute secrecy. |
All who foretell a surge in the numbers of terror attacks ravaging Nigeria over the course of the months leading up to the 2015 elections, are keenly aware that political ambitions, and NOT religious fundamentalism, lie at the very heart of the dark motives behind the escalating carnage in northern Nigeria. The formal declaration of intent to run for a second elected term of office, by serving Nigerian President Jonathan Goodluck, has incensed northern Nigeria's born-to-rule political elite, who for over a half century have quietly pocketed most of the income accrued from Nigeria's NATIONAL oil fields, thanks to "friends and family members in high places". That impotent jealous rage over the ongoing power-shift from the north to the south of Nigeria, is of course entwined inextricably with the perception that those gravy days of raking in millions of dollars of illegal crude oil income will soon be of blessed memory to the cartel members involved. Not too long ago, automatic access to federal government positions of public trust were "inherited" along tribal lines as a veritable birthright, enabling successive generations of avaricious feudal oligarchs from northern Nigeria to divert millions of dollars worth of crude-oil proceeds DAILY, with simple strokes of the pen. A sizable portion of that stolen money, measured conservatively in BILLIONS of US greenback dollars, is now being deployed to tenure the services of international weapons dealers, mercenaries, and Al Queda-style terror groups, all in a desperate bid to destabilize the ELECTED government of Jonathan Goodluck. The use of female suicide bombers indeed plumbs a new nadir of genocidal evil in Nigeria's battle-ground states, but that alarming precedent may yet pale in comparison to other terror outrages already being planned in the feverish minds of those gathered demons who regard democratic elections with utter contempt, and who seek to overturn the freely expressed will of the nation's electorate, by force of arms, and by the sowing of random terror. |
An AK47 is a rugged, reliable, easy to clean, and devastatingly effective close-quarters assault rifle that is IDEALLY suited for the alternately sandy and muddy conditions in the part of the country where Nigeria's war on terror is being waged, so, all the armchair quarter-masters should go back to the comfort of their living room couches to resume their Playstation video adventures, so that the real logistics of battle can be left to the professionals trained and paid for that job. When a war breaks out, fighters on both sides are certain to die in combat, and in freak battle-front accidents. Blaming the make and model of rifle issued to the Nigerian army every time a casualty of war is recorded makes about as much sense as blaming the invention of the motor car every time there is a road accident. So, to the internet gun experts who want to see "sophisticated weapons" in the hands of foot soldiers, you will need to look towards the Middle East, where night vision gear, portable surveillance drones, robotic gun platforms and laser target-designators to guide missile strikes, are standard issue for ground forces in the Israeli military, for example. Back in black Africa, however, the business of infantry combat on the ground is grimy, dusty, muddy, bloody, and utterly chaotic. It is for those precise conditions that the AK47 rifle was designed, which explains why that rifle remains far and away the most common sight on battlefields the world over, as it has for many decades since the original AK was invented by Mikhail Kalasnikov in 1947. By all means, do voice your support for increased air strikes by federal jets, and for urgent Western military assistance to further the prosecution of Nigeria's war on terror, but do NOT disparage the always mighty AK47 rifle, for it has served on the WINNING side of many a skirmish. |
Reminds me of the similar fact that a full 80% of Vietnamese bear the surname "Nguyen". |
macfarland:With characteristic celebratory haste, President Jonathan Goodluck's usual internet critics have commenced to gleefully revel in the news of yesterday's terror attack on school children, simply because it afforded such career clowns yet another excuse to express their corrosive hatred for Nigeria's elected president. That open rejoicing over horrific human tragedy speaks volumes about the do-or-die desperation and genocidal capabilities of the patently criminal elements parading as "political opposition" in the Nigeria of 2014. In the upcoming free, fair and open presidential election slated for 2015 in Nigeria, the incumbent candidate, namely His Excellency Jonathan Goodluck, WILL emerge overwhelmingly and comprehensively victorious, in response to the unified voice of the nation's enlightened and inspired electorate. This victory WILL come to pass, in the manner of a manifest destiny characterized by all the very best great leadership can impart on a people. Pursuant to that 2015 electoral mandate of leadership service issued by the Nigerian people, President Jonathan Goodluck will saddle up and ride the tiger for a second term of office running right through until the good year 2019, to the eternal benefit of the country named Nigeria, and of her citizenship in totality, who reside in all points between the burning, wind-swept sands of the southern Sahara Desert, and the restless churning waves of the Atlantic Ocean. |
rightym:You deserve hearty congratulations for even attempting to communicate in written English. I have absolutely no idea what you are trying to convey with the above grouping of random words and strange acronyms, but I still award you a C-minus for your valiant effort to be understood, even though that is not really possible in any true sense. |
Reptyle:The year 2019 will mark the conclusion of President Jonathan's tour of duty, and this will be affirmed by his assured victory in the upcoming elections. With regards to your armchair expert opinion about the effectiveness of Nigerian military action and counter terrorist operations in the vicinity of the battle front, perhaps you could address you concerns in writing to the Joint Chiefs of Staff of the Nigerian Armed Forces, so that they can act on your recommendations, or ignore you outright, as facts on the ground dictate. |
Cram Jones you disappoint me. You really have, today, and I'm afraid you'll need to sit in the corner until I decide what needs to be done next. I counted a measly 25 derogatory adjectives that you could think up to denounce your elected president. That is well under par for a man of your caliber, and this is a matter of concern. At the rate you are using up all your linguistic ammunition so far ahead of the presidential elections, you will practically need to invent a new language with which to express your spiraling despair and despondency when President Jonathan receives his earth-shaking landslide mandate to serve as Nigeria's president until the good year 2019. |
cramjones:This political grandstanding moments after a tragedy will not help further your agenda, big guy. Pretty soon you'll be leaping to the podium to wag your indignant finger at the President every time a traffic accident is recorded in Abuja. Toke it easy dude, and relax in front of the TV to burn down a fatty. The terror gang besieging northern Nigeria WILL be defeated, with or without your cheer-leading from the sidelines, so just relax and be happy. |
The deliberate mass killing of children is a primary hallmark of the devil, to put it concisely. Throughout the pages of ALL holy books ever referenced by members of the human race since the very dawn of time, the killing of children is universally denounced and condemned as the greatest act of inhuman depravity imaginable. A malevolent and purely demonic force is loose in northern Nigeria. As always, that evil presence hides behind quotations from holy books, even as it feasts on the lives of the innocent. Of the thousands of civilian men, women and children slaughtered, shot and blown to pieces during northern Nigeria's ongoing season of terror, Muslims constitute an easy 90% of the victims claimed by the marauding savages. This fact ALONE rules out a mainstream Islamic motivation propelling the sponsored anarchy engulfing northern Nigeria, and rules in a fundamentally political agenda, pursued with cold vengeance along a flowing river of blood. To counter that diabolical force whose blood-lust grows by the day, it is VITAL that the war effort under way by the Nigerian military MUST be augmented with both overt and covert assistance from the West. The ISIS/ISIL armies of genocide, currently being addressed with authority in the Middle East by US and allied aircraft, share an identical macabre world-view to that held by Nigeria's Boko Haram terror group, making BOTH organizations avowed foes of humanity that must be exterminated with EXTREME prejudice, in a united GLOBAL effort that transcends all national borders. |
bigass:You see Bigass, this is the crux of the problem. Whenever you try to get a logical response from cult followers, they just resort to death threats, thinking that they can frighten people outside their cult with violent threats, but always winding up as objects of ridicule. |
prayNaija:Why is it that cult followers can think of NO other threat than to promise a fiery death inflicted by their vengeful god ? If you want to really scare people, PRAYNaja, then you need to step up your game, and declare yourself an assassin for God, who will PERSONALLY visit people who speak out against your thieving Pastor Oledepo, for the purpose of opening fire with an assault rifle and killing all their families in cold blood. That hell-fire threat is so widely used that it simply doesn't pack any punch at all. You need to threaten DIRECT bodily harm to get the attention of people who do not share your cult-worshiping lemming mindset. Try this radical idea, and get back to us here. |
azdiano:Oh yes, we got another tithe-paying cult follower in the house. Get back on your knees, boy. Big Daddy Oledepo needs to see you on your knees whenever you hand over your salary to him for the purchase of more jet fuel to fly his luxury aircraft to Paris, where his wife shops every weekend. Down on your knees, I say, and stop attempting to engage your brain, because that too is now Oledepo's property. |
Scamfender:There is NO redeeming value of any description to be obtained by burning tobacco in order to inhale toxic nicotine-rich fumes produced by combustion of that worthless plant matter. Anyone who attempts to identify one single benefit accruing from that stinky and disgusting addiction of cigarette puffing, is either a poor liar, a pathetic ignoramus, or both. By placing an absolute nationwide ban on the sale and possession of ALL tobacco products, while imposing heavy cash fines or even jail time on anyone apprehended burning that nasty leaf in cigarette form, the Nigerian government would in one fell swoop eradicate one of society's most medically destructive addictions, and in so doing, save thousands of lives, along with millions of dollars in healthcare costs no longer incurred due to that entirely pointless habit of smoking tobacco. By making tobacco legally unavailable in Nigeria, entire generations of young people will no longer be faced with the temptation to become cigarette addicts and future lung-cancer patients, and the nation would be better for it. Marijuana, on the other hand, which has a proven record of delivering a wide variety of provable health benefits, ranging from cancer prevention to chemotherapy patient appetite restoration and seizure prevention, should be DE-criminalized in Nigeria, just as is the case in Holland and several states in the USA, so that scientific research exploring the healing properties of marijuana can be intensified with a view to establishing Nigeria as a world renowned supplier and exporter of medical grade cannabis. |
The historical over-representation of northern Nigerian tribesmen in the nation's military, along with the concurrent decades-long illegal "privatization" of Nigerian oil fields by military junta leaders and their civilian cronies, are widely regarded as the primary reasons why disproportionate numbers of functional illiterates from northern Nigeria have effectively cornered economic, military and political power ever since Nigeria gained her independence from Britain in 1960. The skewed university admissions "quota system" that also favors "students" from northern Nigeria, over their better qualified southern counterparts, is often overlooked in the grand scheme of things, when the persistent stagnation of the Nigerian nation is under discussion. As RudeDough succinctly reminds us here, the simple expedient of systematically encouraging hordes of northern Nigerians to enroll in state and federal universities on the basis of entrance examination grades that are FAR below the exam-failure cut-off point that applies to candidates taking the SAME entrance exams in SOUTHERN regions of the country, ensures that mediocrity and sub-par academic performance are elevated to the status of a desirable and indeed profitable traits to which successive generations of "born-to-rule" northern Nigerians can aspire. Southern Nigerians, on the other hand, are evidently blocked from gaining access to state-owned tertiary institutes of education, by a hideous mutation of America's infamous one-time policy of "Affirmative Action", expressed in a demented Nigerian legislative variant that maintains a long-running status-quo under which even the best of entrance examination results turned in by southern Nigerians are deemed "not good enough" for admission into state-owned universities that are paradoxically awash with semi-literate "career" students from the north of Nigeria. With such astonishing imbalance in so many key aspects of Nigeria's existence as a nation, it is indeed a wonder and a marvel that the Ship of State has not run aground thus far. |
Here are a pair of natural massage tools, namely a pair of hands, groping their way up to the promised land.
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fireforfire:Fail ! Sango's primary job is to kill fools with lightening bolts, and not to respond to questions posed by mortals. It is the Ifa Oracle that you need to consult for wisdom. Kindly do that now, and get back to us here with your findings. |
Why do we keep having to repeat the logical answer to this question ? For the last time, be advised that women who murder innocents in the name of their deity are rewarded in Paradise with platinum credit cards that they are free to use for shopping sprees in Harrods of London. |
redsun:Also it is very likely that the West is fully aware that one of Pastor Oledepo's primary sources of wealth is the deft use of his scam church's tax-exempt status to assist Nigeria's kleptomaniac government officials in the time-honored tradition of laundering their loot, while also flying a lot of it in raw cash to willing banks in Dubai, aboard those luxury jets also paid for with money stolen via bogus promises fed to the desperate poor in Nigeria. |
ChokolateBoss:You are a good man, sir - one who cuts his own path, rather than blindly following the dim-witted herd. I have no further comments to make. You have said it all. |
hjr2014:You are wrong sir. In the Nairaland forum, EVERYBODY is a pastor and a Prophet of Doom, even though I am recognized as the most deceitful of them all by far, and thus the most successful. My private prayer sessions, anointing, and laying on of hands, for example, are available to ALL single women under the age of 23 who meet my strict standards of appearance, for an affordable 25K naira per night, depending on the deliverance required, and, I do take ALL major credit cards. |
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