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The term "sage" is over-used in Nigeria, but this term does apply to the wisdom of your words in the above posts, Watching3D.

The rabid cult followers of that murderous terror gang leader called Buhari will not bother to read any of the true and accurate accounts relating to Buhari's genocidal past that you have laid out so eloquently to enlighten them here, since their tiny, attrophied brains will be overheating in the process of looking up words of personal insult that they can level at you, in furtherance of their usual ambition to attack the messenger, while studiously ignoring the message.

Not to worry, though, because the vast majority of the Nigerian electorate have NO internet access, but DO have long memories that serve them well, and enable them to see through the posturing and semi-literate ululations of that profoundly evil creature called Buhari, all of which will THANKFULLY assure another landslide election drubbing, defeat and humiliation of the Weeping General, who will then of course run sobbing to court, in order to sustain another monumental loss there as well.

Much thanks, sir, for your words of reminder about the hideous monster in redeemers' clothing, Buhari the Terror Gang Leader.

Is this for real ? Are you saying Ebola is STILL in Nigeria ?

If this is not the case, it would be really mean of you to mess with people's minds in this way.

Once again. Is this for real ?

Let's face it, ALL men pay for female company, with NO exceptions.

In a marriage or dating situation the money is paid at month-end to the wife or girlfriend, while in a prostitution scenario the man pays by the hour for some nookie.

It is essentially all the same situation, with the exception that the few married men who remain faithful have to make do with just the one flavor, while all others play the field and enjoy much more variety, causing married men to feel very envious, which in turn makes them the loudest critics of men who are free to update their women friends regularly.

In a nutshell, no money - no honey. Try and find love in Nigeria, and soon enough you will understand that the only true love that really exists is the love of money, and that nobody loves YOUR money more than the woman who grants you slip-and-slide drilling rights.


In Nigeria, the crap starts the instant you bust a nut with a new girl. Next thing you know she expects you pay for her hair straightening with expensive and corrosive chemicals, her education, her "brother's" education, her mother's medical care, her father's car repair, her cousin's trip to Dubai, and all manner of "obligations" that will be visited upon you as the escalating cost of busting that nut. It gets no better if you marry her, since then she lets her looks go and turns into a fat slob who is infinitely greedier than ever before, and will most likely go ballistic if you try to slow down the cash flow.

Any man who claims to enjoy female company for free is simply a liar, and a poor one at that.

We're so sorry, you decrepit old murderous dinosaur Buhari, but enlightened YOUNG uber-achievers in the class of Governor Fashola NEVER associate with serial losers who have blood on their hands and who nurse dreams of becoming the Grand Calipha of Africa, but will never amount to anything more than the pathetic sick joke they will always be to the world.

Governor Fashola realized all along that Buhari is a mass murdering terror gang sponsor, and so has wisely laid to rest all speculation that he might be foolish enough to associate himself with such a criminal and avowed enemy of democracy.

Good move Governor Fashola. Good move.

thoth:
A Nigerian friend and a medical Doctor since 1982 after reading this told me that it now very common to see a diabetic patient under 16 years old, children with liver problems with inexplicable causes and the likes.

What i learnt from my friend was that they usually bring in their company into the unsuspecting countries and groom their managers for the government post which directly overseers the implementation of their plans the when the said candidate is ready they get him into the desired post either through bribery or intimidation and once he is in his job will be to make the introduction of those toxins smooth.

check out whom your minister for Agriculture worked for before he took that post, check out whom your finance minister worked with before taking her post and many other ministers in Nigeria and tell me how they can work FOR THE PEOPLE with such glaring conflict of interest.

Chemical giant Monsanto's deliberate introduction of highly poisonous chemicals into countries around the world, in the manner you have described here, amounts to nothing short of systematic, delayed-action genocide. Let us hope SOMEONE in Nigeria puts a stop to this madness that is being propelled by pure greed in its most evil form.

omanzo02:
The anti FG and Nigerian Military propagandists are so fooolish and not smart at all, anybody can burn a dollar and claim he/she found it where they chooses for blackmail purposes........below pic is Nigeria's currency in my home, I could also claim I got it from GEJ to bribe the EU to rig election or buy military hardware........they should try harder.

Yes, I can see that you are a suspect, and I will now alert the men with dark glasses, to surround your house.

Is that a white hand in that picture ? Only unrepentant people of dubious and dastardly character associate with Whitey.

Because of this picture you have published, I am going to jump the fence at the White House in Washington DC for the purpose of reporting this case DIRECTLY to President Obama, and it will be YOUR fault if the guard dogs remove my gonads in the process.

We are on to you. Do not try to flee. You are surrounded. Just let me finish this bottle of whisky, so that I can decide what measures to adopt now that we have you in sight.

For now, just send ALL the cash in your home to me at P.O Box 1419, Aba, Nigeria, for safe keeping as important exhibits in this case.

sirrinky:
WOW!!! Now you guys are scaring the crap out of me. The doctor said i should go on a three week trial though to see the effects and monitor mood changes. He also said when i start taking i might initially feel very low but it will pass after a short while. The truth is i've been on it for a week now and i don't know if its the meds or its just me subconsciously trying to be better but i've been feeling a little more lifted and energized but as you rightly said i wouldn't want to get hooked on this drugs tho.

All the best, brother man. Whatever you do, keep away from alcohol. There are no positive aspects to that poison when one is in a fragile state of mind.

thoth:
This particular Roundup and Other Glyphosate-Based
Herbicides Are heavily used in Northern Nigeria , the rate of Organ failures(kidney, liver,pancreas ) in Nigeria has been growing steadily since 1999， the number of deaths by Cancer has also been steadily increasing since 2002.

Nigerians should be made aware of these dangers.

This is astonishing news. To learn that despite such horrible and deadly side-effects of these nasty chemicals, they are STILL on sale both in the West and in Africa. That company Monsanto must have greased a lot of palms to have been able to keep supplying those toxic compounds to farmers for decades.

prenexy:
Pls can any1 advice me on virgin coconut oil? Hw it works on HIV patients nd whre I can get good 1 around lagos. U kan reach me on 08097989712. Prenexy@yahoo.com

No sir, coconut oil does NOT cure HIV/ AIDS, in much the same way as refusing to use a seat-belt does not prevent car crashes.

How on earth can someone so obviously obese have been crowned a "beauty queen".

Was that beauty queen reference intended more as a mocking "tribute" rather than one of any real substance?

Don't take anti-depressants, dude. All doctors make BIG money from pharmaceutical marketers, for prescribing those personality-changing drugs that could push you over the edge to do something crazy and totally out of previous character. Do NOT do it, bro. Don't mess with that stuff, and you will get over whatever is bothering you in time.

If you get into those drugs, you could find yourself on a one-way highway to hell, and this is no exaggeration. The only thing worse than the effects of anti-depressant drugs is the dangerous state of mind that will come over you when you try to stop using them, or cannot get the right ones any more for whatever reason. Several high profile murders and suicides have been traced to use of those nasty compounds, and you do NOT want to go down that road.

I personally know an individual who killed their own mother, while under the influence of anti-depressants, and that is why I am so adamant that people considering taking them should think twice and just AVOID them entirely.

Nigeria's honorary doctors who looted the national treasury to become rich should all be included in this list, even if they can barely speak English.

Sir Rinky please, do NOT take ANY anti-depressant drugs, under ANY circumstances. Those chemicals have been identified as the direct cause of quite a few people losing their minds and committing murder, often killing those closest to them.

Take exercise, listen to music, talk to friends and do whatever it takes to get back to your usual self, but do NOT take those chemicals, for they will turn you into either a zombie with a dead brain, or, when you stop taking them, you will totally lose control and commit something terrible.

Do NOT, I repeat do NOT, take anti-depressant drugs of any sort, and certainly do NOT smoke weed to cure depression, since that will only make it worse. I watched a TV documentary recently that included a report of a woman in the US, whose husband drove her to the pharmacy to collect her anti-depressant prescription, only to find it out of stock. She returned to the car outside in the parking lot, where her husband awaited her, and she pulled out her automatic pistol which she emptied into her husband in a hail of fire, killing him instantly in a fit of rage that was caused by withdrawal from her anti-depressant medication.

I prefer to eat genetically modified food because it makes me glow in the dark, enabling me to save money that would otherwise have been spent on light bulbs.

Any MAN who cultivates long nails is by definition a brain-dead monkey who never evolved, and never will.

maestroferddi:
Most of what passes as an attempt to assert black consciousness is actually gravitating towards victimhood.

Why the narcissism with Western view of Africa? Does it mean that we need the whites to validate our originality and orientation?

The writer depicted a situation where Europeans two century removed were displaying derision and stereotypes about Africans. He went forward to point out that the very stereotypes the people were disdaining end up being aped by the same ignorant people some years later. One can surmise that he was averring that people tend to denigrate what they don't understand or better still that people hide under bigotry to display insecurity and inadequacies.

I personally believe that we Africans should get our acts right instead of continually being engrossed with subjective opinions of others. The moment we start doing the needful, our susceptibility to the vagaries of human perceptions would be diminished considerably.

So you are saying in essence, free your mind, and your asz will follow.

fr3do:
I'm not going to correct it, make e dey like that.

Screaming africans are savages wont reduce the jungle justice on the streets but it will produce more self haters like papywater and jasper.

Kai, Fredo don kill me finish today. Anyway, diariz God, and na only you fit wakka come begin dey insult a whole Double Chief like me.

Afrocatalyst:
so funny but true,especially maheeda and tonto doing same.

You ain't lyin' my brother. Nigeria is home to some of the most amazingly beautiful and toned African women these grateful eyes have ever beheld, BUT, the makers of Nigerian films, SO tragically, go out of their way to select only the most hideously grotesque and out-of-shape female baboons ever gathered for one purpose since the dawn of time. And when I say UGLY, I refer to sort of stomach-churning, viscerally nauseating, wobbly-lard nastiness that could ever infest a nightmare to induce sudden death by virtue of sheer terror alone.

fr3do:
are you saying the south african was less human and dumb, and everything dumb in the present can be likened to her descendant?

You see no wrong in the way they compared a woman that was brutalized by their colonialist fathers to a modern day notice-me.

I expected more from you, you are just another self hater.

Well sir I just happen to find people who are actually PROUD of such prominent deformities strange and repulsive, but also amusing in a way.

Clearly that ho Kim KarYashian is a descendant of the Hottentot Bush Women, so why all this indignation over that simple fact ?

Just lighten up and accept that evolution does pass quite a few people by, entirely. Mrs. KarYashian evidently is hobbled with a very stunted intellect, but is inexplicably VERY proud indeed, to demonstrate that sad condition at every opportunity that presents itself.


To me the most amusing aspect of this autistic woman's showing off her hideous deformity is the fact that she evidently is deluded enough to imagine that such a mountain of lard is in even the most abstract sense attractive to anyone besides her dim-witted husband.

This gentleman, due to his very fragile mental state, is obviously a very lonely and isolated individual who has been shunned by all whom he encounters in real life, leaving him with no other semblance of human interaction but to make a career of posting utter nonsense in this forum, getting banned repeatedly, changing his IP address with a $20 utility, and re-registering over and over again using a further iteration of the same user name, in order to repeat the entire cycle ad nauseum, over and over again until either he dies, or the universe implodes into a giant black hole.

No worry Musiwa, we dey follow you for back. Carry go. All ya follower dem dey here. No worry say you no get family, no get friend, because na we-we be ya friend.

Oya, make we all face Canada dey go. Na you go rule Canada by force today. Dem, never 'gree, but dem go 'gree by force.

C'mon Rezzy. Let it go. Don't feed the troll. You are in perfect health now, thank God, but that good news doesn't need to be repeated to sad people who clearly are not happy to hear it. Just hold your peace and let this thread sink beneath the waves, peacefully. You don't need the stress of communicating with disturbed individuals continuously like this.

Let it go, brother man, and the world will turn.

Mcbussy:
Every bit of what u said made sense,but I have 1 question for you;

What edge does NA have over its enemy when the a soldier has to get within 50m range before taking an accurate shot?....remember that d enemy is carrying thesame weapon and can actually be equally lethal at that same range.

Bro,from my own point of view,battles and wars are won by d slight advantage one side has over d other. This is a very important factor. Weaponry is as important as training and tactics. A gun with better range accuracy and sight scope would make a whole lot of difference.

Thank you for your reply, McBussy. My layman's opinion is that AIR POWER is the ONLY means by which the Nigerian military can gain the upper hand QUICKLY, and wipe out this very well funded political terrorist group currently on the loose in northern Nigeria.

Most of the fighters on the enemy side are NOT afraid to die, because they have been promised 72 virgins in paradise for themselves, and lots of cash compensation to support their families after they have left to enjoy the virgins. An enemy force made up of suicidal individuals constitutes one of the most formidable challenges that any modern armed force can face, and, in the absence of AIR POWER on the federal side, the playing field will be absolutely level, since the weapons being used on both sides are very similar in effectiveness.

So, to summarize, the moves being made right now by the Nigerian government, to procure large numbers of attack helicopters and possibly ground-attack jets from Russia, are very wise steps towards actualizing the ONLY assured option available, in the wake of the United States' refusal to sell combat aircraft to Nigeria for the prosecution of this war on terror.