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ShagariAbacha: I don't know where to start from if I decide to reply you with those silly statements of yours because if I do, you'll be really bitter and suicide will be your only option.

I like your sense of humor ha ha.

ShagariAbacha: Its just a matter of time before you and your soul mate ngeneukwenu find yourself where you have to pay for this blasphemy of yours.

Your choice of deceased and inept past Nigerian leaders' names to create your forum user name marks you as the type easily persuaded to "give generously" in a church that re-labels as "Holy Water" bottles of ordinary tap water, for sale at thousand-fold price markups.

Pastor Jaguda ordered thugs to prevent ambulance and rescue crews from saving the lives of those trapped in his collapsed slum building, for long enough for most to die. By showing a willingness to cut corners by adding 4 upper floors to a building whose foundation was designed to support just 2 floors, Pastor Jaguda demonstrated a total disregard for human life. With the issuance of orders to thugs that access to the collapsed building be blocked for a whole day, Pastor Jaguda exposed more of what is now seen to be a selfish, evil and calculating aspect to his fundamental character.

ShagariAbacha if you truly regard Pastor Jaguda as a good man, then I respectfully submit that the object of your worship, Pastor Jaguda, is, in demonstrated fact, a demonic sociopath whose reckless greed has now directly killed over 100 people, in a crowning glory to many lucrative years marketing himself as a TV-show magical "healer" and self-styled prophet of doom. Your god is a false one, sir, and by idolizing that mass murderer Pastor Jaguda, you portray yourself as being an adherent of devil worship, which hopefully is not your intention.

Ha ha we got a lot of "happily married" men up in here, wishing they could go tycoon-style and get some high class tail on the side, but then getting angry because they ain't gettin' none of that. Please, gentlemen, kindly just make do with Mama Momodu, the mother of your extensive brood, and accept your fate like a man. That oil tycoon lifestyle is not for everyone. The very rich are different from you and me ha ha ha.

But hey, its cool y'all. You can at least look at the fine yang, but DON'T touch, and just be glad that choking the lizard in your private moments will always be free by definition.

In other words, there is no service charge for self-service, as the discipline is affectionately known to this website forum's auto-dictionary.

SLIDEwaxie: I wonder how guys like u fall for these types of craps cos the whole thing ends in nothing but fuckry!!

Ha ha wait a minute. I thought fuckry was the objective all along.

What page are you on, dude ? My operating manual stresses that "fuckry" is in fact the desired end result of all man's aspirations, so I do not follow your logic at all. Your objection does not compute.

berem: Nigerian women don suffer! See finishing!

Diaris God ooo!!

In fact Chai Diarizz God o ! All these fine womens they are sharing in Atlanta.

But na ONLY who get HEAVY money go fit let dem wakka come.

America will know.

redsun: Even with all these 21st century that instantly updates and connects people to the trends of life,Africans are still vety much cut off from practical reality. They all have camera phones,iPhone,i pads,latest "Jeeps"and all the high powered oyinbo made machines,including private jets,yet they still see the world as the preneolithics where hypnotism and miracles reigns,instead of hard work and rationality.

Na wa oo! It is a classic case of the more you look,the less you see.

Being handed the drilling rights to a few oil fields, just because one happens to be a distant acquaintance of an equally distant relative to a high-level Nigerian government official, is a miracle worthy of making anyone believe in the efficacy of hocus-pocus witch-doctors and miracle pastors, at least in so far as their services influence Nigerian politics, where treasury looting and embezzlement is elevated to a fine art.

Looking back over recent years of British political history, and seeing how many Members of Parliament summarily lost their high-paying government positions after having been found guilty of padding their expense and allowance claims by the odd few thousand quid here and there, one cannot but marvel at the "magic" that enables entire oil-fields that produce millions of US dollars worth of crude oil income DAILY, to be handed out as personal favors to cronies and family members of Nigerian government officials, as was done for decades.

So, thanks to nepotism and cronyism, stark illiterates straight out of the bush do get their grasping paws on BIG cash-flow out there in the murky waters of Nigerian business and politics, and such money-miss-road buffoons will forever remain as superstitious and profoundly ignorant as the back-woods villagers they really are, despite the Cartier wrist-watches and Italian suits they wear while quaffing champagne and caviar aboard their private jets en route to yet more shopping sprees in Paris.

Pastor Jaguda could not have chosen a better suited country in which to headquarter his empire of deceit, since he expects to divert proceeds from his church collection basket to strategically "buy" his version of "justice", as needed. Now, rather than face criminal charges for violations of building codes resulting in structural collapse and mass death, Pastor Jaguda can point to the skies with a straight face, and blame UFOs for the spectacular implosion of his rickety slum building.

Hopefully the massive class-action lawsuit being filed by families of South African victims will bankrupt Pastor Jaguda, and perhaps even lead to the court-ordered demolition of OTHER slum buildings erected by that dangerous and reckless man, before yet more collapses and deaths occur in equally sub-standard buildings erected for quick profit by the same callous and evil perpetrator.

BTT: The EVD threatens humanity- and evrything that humanity represents.

All nations must come together to defeat this dragon. The thoguht that certain natons deliberately developed EVD as a bio-weaponry must be disproved through earnest intervention and couterpart/resources exchanges.

Today, it is thriving in the West of Africa, tomorrow it may be elsewhere. Remember, it is a global village.

You are a wise man in a world where such a commodity is exceedingly scarce.

That man has very good taste in women for sure, and that woman works out HARD to maintain her extremely toned and curvaceous figure.

I am CERTAIN that the beautiful lady in these pictures did NOT grow up in Nigeria, because if she did, she would have NO idea what exercise is all about, and as a consequence she would weigh 75 pounds more, as cottage-cheese lard in all the WRONG places. Also, were she African-raised, she would have destroyed her ebony skin tone with corrosive and acidic compounds intended to ape a white skin tone, but which would leave her looking like a waddling jigsaw puzzle.

All told, it is easy to see why a man of good taste would fall hard for this woman with the knockout figure. She worked hard to look that smoking hot, and she can thus command any price she desires from the men she hypnotizes.

heykims: U re a m.o.r.o.n, nincompoop, dt lady is more beautiful dn all d ladies dead, alive nd yet to be born in ur lineage.

Onyisi, Megida, Oga no fess.

I nogo talk so again. I no know say BIG UNDERCARRIAGE supporter don dey one side witi strong eye, dey take style hear how as I been dey talk say that woman resemble African buffalo, witi how she body full bed like say up to 5 person dey there wit am for under cover-cloth.

I beg sa. Make you no do action as your power reach. Dem don tell me before, say you no dey take this kind ting play at all.

I for know make I no talk, but na dat over-sabi when dey worry me before , na him cause wey I come go forget myself again.

Na me mistake begin dey fumble and talk wrong ting wey dem no suppose talk for open place. No fess.

How disgusting. What a fat ugly ho. Why did I even click on this dreary topic. Pity the man who has to wake up beside that buffalo. Damn.

Without exception, ALL of Pastor Jaguda's "miracle healings" are staged with paid employees pretending to have various illnesses, only to declare the illnesses "cured", after being hit on the head by Pastor Jaguda, before falling into the arms of waiting assistants, in a manner that blatantly apes the money-grubbing antics of sleazy, ever-smiling America televangelists.

The pantomime "miracle cure" theaters staged by Pastor Jaguda and his "special effects" crew are all tailor-made to exploit the gullibility of Nigeria's "God-Fearing" majority, whose cognitive reasoning and deductive faculties are temporarily disabled whenever a fast-talking scam artist claims to be Special Adviser or Personal Assistant to God.

Rather than keep his big trap shut and focus on how to survive the impending class-action lawsuit heading his way from South Africa, Pastor Jaguda of the "Doom-and-Gloom-to-Everyone-but-ME" fame has chosen to lash out at the intrepid journalists who quickly exposed the shoddy building practice that led to the structural failure and collapse of Pastor Jaguda's six-storey human warehouse in Lagos.

Attorneys representing the South African family members mourning those scores of church followers whose lives were lost in Pastor Jaguda's slum building, WILL establish in the court of law that those innocent lives were snuffed out as a direct result of DELIBERATE failure by Pastor Jaguda's architects and builders to adhere with simple safety design rules applicable to the construction of ALL buildings in the federal republic of Nigeria.

With that case of culpable gross negligence and wanton violation of legally mandated building codes formally upheld in the court of law, be it criminal or civil, the ground will be set for the imposition of GIGANTIC cash penalties measured in millions of US dollars, against the self-styled "Prophet of Doom" , Pastor Jaguda, who makes a stupendously lucrative career feeding his greed with contributions from gullible and often impoverished followers, yet who is obviously so ready to imperil the very lives and limbs of his generous flock, by housing them in shoddily erected, slum structures that violate every building code known to man.

Take Pastor Jaguda down, families of the crushed, take him down for ALL the money you can get in court-ordered settlement. Right after that rickety structure collapsed, Pastor Jaguda positioned thugs to surround the pancaked slum building, where they physically BLOCKED entry by fire-brigade and first aid response teams, for a WHOLE DAY, allowing many more wounded to die than would have been the case if emergency response teams had been able to gain IMMEDIATE access to the site of the fallen 6-floor building that collapsed due to the use of rickety foundations meant for just TWO floors, thanks to a billionaire fake prophet desperate to cut construction costs at the expense of human life.

Pastor Jaguda parlayed smooth talk and staged healing sessions into a spectacularly successful career as a TV snake-oil salesman, con-man extraordinaire, and predator on the poor, but now those devilish credentials can be updated to include "Slum Landlord" and "Unrepentant Mass Murderer" to boot.

Let the court of law run its course, and let Pastor Jaguda pay AT LEAST 200 million US greenback dollars, out of his stolen, non-taxed hoard, to settle the families of those scores of dead claimed by his greed, stinginess and arrogance.

Can anyone please confirm whether this man got the promised 72 maidens in Paradise ?

Others hoping to take his place will be anxious to learn more about that heavenly reward, and whether it was in fact delivered as promised.

agentakins: s.
"The sheer power of the tank surprised us. And the tank has camouflage painting that made it blend with the area in a way that it could not have easily been detected by Nigerian jets flying over the area," said a military officer.

Buried deep in this tantalizingly brief battle update is the above diamond in the rough, which makes tangential reference to the near-secret role played by Nigerian air-power, in making sure the enemy FEARS that bellowing bear in the air, whose air-to-surface missiles and strafing runs are no doubt wreaking serious havoc on the slave-raiding Boko Haram terror gang.

Well at least nobody is trying to claim that UFOs flying over the improperly built house were the cause of its collapse.

Rapsainot: Marijuana, the seed of life.... A friend with weed is a friend indeed

How dare you praise the Devil Weed ?

Turn yourself in IMMEDIATELY, but post your stash to my mailing address first, for safe keeping while you are a guest of Her Majesty.

tit: Hey,
that is not my opinion.
i just copied and pasted an interesting article.

Are you arsenal or Chelsea or Stoke city?

This is one of the more polite and tactful ways that I have ever encountered, of informing someone that they behave and write like a drunken football yob.

Your name notwithstanding, you are a true lady and a scholar indeed.

The world's richest man, Bill Gates, does not own a private jet, and only leases one if he is traveling to a remote destination that is not served by commercial airlines.

emperorchedda: 'You have left everything to God' how dumb! With this kind of justice everyone will start committing murder since the bereaved won't take any retaliatory action but 'leave everything to God'

For your information, God holds a PHD in criminal justice, and He is also a trained marksman whose shots always find their target.

I leave you and your confusion to God.

Another amazing fact about Switzerland is that EVERY man over 18 is required to serve in the military, which is not remarkable on its own, HOWEVER, what sets Switzerland apart is that when that mandatory military service is over, every discharged soldier is expected to take home his military assault rifle as PERSONAL PROPERTY, which remains theirs for life.

So, while the Swiss may walk and talk softly, just remember that EVERY Swiss man packs some MAJOR firepower in the house, and is trained to use that fully automatic battle-rifle to devastating effect. Aside from perhaps Israel, there is NO other nation on earth, besides Switzerland, that deliberately puts large numbers of assault rifles in the hands of civilians.

It is surprising that nobody has alerted the OP about the need for ALL men over the age of 40 to have their PROSTATE gland checked by a doctor. That gland, if enlarged over years, can fill up much of the space normally occupied by the bladder, thus creating a situation where the person feels the need to empty the bladder far more often than is normal, especially at night.

An enlarged prostate gland will NOT go away, and may even progress into prostate CANCER which kills millions of men word-wide every day. Slow urine flow, and frequent urination, are classic symptoms of prostate issues that get worse gradually over years, and will lead to major trauma, if not arrested my medical intervention.

OP, go for a prostate check NOW. If it is enlarged you are in deep trouble that will be remedied either by medications that only buy you time, while virtually disabling your digestive system, or by surgery, which is a VERY risky and delicate procedure that should NEVER be trusted to an incompetent or non-specialized doctor.

Do NOT delay your check of the prostate. I do not mean to frighten you, but the condition you describe cannot be left as it is, in the hopes that it will resolve itself.

Ibnsultan: Some of us have been around since the Burma Campaign

For the avoidance of doubt, our Sultan rode the burning desert sands camel-back with Lawrence of Arabia, way back when men were men, and women knew their place.

Shotgun blast. Close range. Buck-shot.

The shooter was standing no more than 30 feet away, from the looks of the pellet pattern.

That load of buck-shot would have hit him with the impact of a Mack truck. He would be stone dead before he hit the ground.

idumuose: Have you ever heard Buhari speak in english with his fulani accent?. The funniest part is the way he pronounces country.Somebody
should help me out please.

Some readers might be confused by your observation in bold-face above. Please elaborate.

expert101: Hello Op, it's good you brought up this issue. I also have little breast-like form on my chest. Although not much but I would like to remove it, to give me the perfect chest I want. I have gone to two hospitals and I was told that it was either caused by change in the hormone system or prescribed drugs in the past cos as I was growing cos I Noticed the changes from age 16. The only way and option to remove it is surgery by a qualified expert and from my research and recommendations- I will be settling to do mine in Lagos by year end. Please do not try using drugs as it will not work.It's just a cheap ploy by pharmaceutical companies to sell drugs that are not approved and with risky side effects. Don't be deceived.

So you can also do you own research but I recommend Dr STANLEY OKORO

For more details visit- http://www.abujaplastics.com/our-doctors/dr-stanley-okoro/

Expert101 I am sure quite a few male readers are looking into the link you have kindly provided here. If I were you I would now demand a commission from that Abuja plastic surgeon per new patient registered, in recognition of your favorable mention in this heavily-visited website forum. Just kidding man. Let us know how it goes. Your experience will benefit hundreds of male readers of this forum who are lurking and learning from this discussion subject. They know who they are ha ha.

Any medical surgeon who specializes in the correction of this particular anomaly would be patronized heavily in Nigeria, since many African men suffer in silence, having exhausted all options SHORT OF surgery, to become resigned to living with an embarrassing condition for life.

Kindeed let us know if the doctor in the above link checks out, and has a good enough track record to merit consideration, and, if you decide to undergo this short procedure, I wish you the very best of outcomes, and a hasty healing process. If it goes well, you will regard the money you spent on the procedure as among the most psychologically beneficial expenditures you have ever made.

NgeneUkwenu: Anointed Water is 5K

What ? Pastor Jaguda's church sells "Anointed" tap water is 5K naira per bottle ? Did I hear you right ?

trendphemmy: u may be right but d one caused by drugs require surgery? testicular tumours? it is advisable for him to meet a surgeon on it yes but saying it all has to be excised is far fetch for me

I see no mention of "testicular tumors", but anyway I agree with you that very great care must be exercised before opting for surgery in all cases.

blexxonmak: Op you haven't proved anything with your write up.Obviously you are among the people that are bent on running TBJ down.

Running Pastor Jaguda DOWN, did you say ? You have a fascinating sense of humor, Mr.Blex.


What on God's green earth could be more LOW DOWN, dirty, devious, murderous and downright EVIL, than INTENTIONALLY allowing builders to add FOUR extra floors of a building whose foundation was only designed to support the weight of TWO floors ?

You may not be aware sir, but the construction of ALL buildings MUST adhere to legally binding BUILDING CODES which specify, for example, the thickness, composition and number of support pillars in a structure that will rise beyond the ground floor, in order to prevent spontaneous collapses due to structural failure, as is CLEARLY the case with the imploded human warehouse erected by Pastor Jaguda, who immediately blamed "UFOs" for his slum building's spectacular pancake into rubble.

Pastor Jaguda's problems are only beginning, Mr. Blexxy, and you can take that to the bank. The South African opposition party is at this very moment filing an epic, mega-million-dollar class-action lawsuit seeking MAJOR cash claims for wrongful and negligent death on behalf of all Pastor Jaguda's South African victims. The lawsuit about to be slammed will effectively BANKRUPT that charlatan snake-oil salesman Pastor Jaguda, whose stock-in-trade is stage-managed " medical healing", predicting misfortune and death FOR OTHERS, and fleecing his flocks all too willing to fork over their wages in exchange for a story and a promise from a fast-taking billionaire con-man and slum landlord.

Nobody can "run down" your Pastor Jaguda, whose thieving occupation is now crowned with this achievement of becoming a mass slayer of the innocent, and who is now on record as having ordered hired goons to violently prevent rescue teams from saving the injured in his collapsed building, over a period of many, many critical hours after the building fell like a pack of cards and trapped so many dead and injured.

tit: Yakubu Salisu
The Nigerian Customs at the Mallam Aminu Kano Airport, impounded fake military uniforms and boots.

The army uniforms were smuggled in to Nigeria from the Middle East. The seizure was carried out by Nigeria Custom Service, Kano/Jigawa Command.

The state command’s comptroller Umar Abbas, said the military gear include military camouflage uniforms and boots. Abbas said the seizure was key considering the present insecurity.

This is not be the first time that such illegal commodities were seized at the airport as an aircraft loaded with heavy weapons was also apprehended at the airport a few months ago.

Boko Haram insurgents sometimes carry out their terror operations disguised as military officers.

The vigilance of Nigerian customs officers has yielded dividends again. Clearly there exist well-known politicians in northern Nigeria whose embezzled stashes of cash fund the ongoing terrorist insurgency. The agenda of those homicidal "politicians" is nothing short of a federal power grab in Nigeria, without recourse to the ballot box that is synonymous with freedom and secular democracy.

Extremists and fundamentalists worldwide feel ENTITLED to rule the world. From the blood-thirsty and barbaric Islamic State terror army of Iraq and Syria, to the Al Shabab murder squads of Kenya, and of course the Boko Haram slave-raiders of Nigeria, the forces of evil ALWAYS hide behind their own chanted misinterpretations of holy books, as they rejoice demonically in a festival of innocent blood.

The Nigerian army and its intelligence arm are, however, ready, willing and able to confront the monster called Boko Haram, and ultimately, that hideous beast will be annihilated comprehensively, in a manner both methodical and brutal.

trendphemmy: many people have gynaecomastia but few really need surgery. it could be cause by many things from ageing, puberty, malnutrition, liver disease, kidney disease, tumours of the testis and bronchi, drugs e.t.c. even some chromosomal abnormalities like klinefelter's syndrome and sometimes obesity could mimic it. so I advise u find d cause before excising what is not necessary cos if u take care of the underlying cause it will be corrected

Once an adult male is over say 20 years old, gynaecomastia, REGARDLESS of its medical cause, can ONLY be removed surgically. Any other "curative" idea tried will have ZERO effect, UNTIL surgery is performed by a QUALIFIED and EXPERIENCED cosmetic surgeon.

Rather than expound on the possible reasons why some men are burdened with such unwanted lumps of chest fat, an internet link to a doctor in Nigeria who specializes in cosmetic or reconstructive surgery would have been more useful information to the OP.