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solid3: As I type, I'm within the premises of NNPC Mega station at wuse zone 1. All fuel station in Abuja Metropolis have been put under lock and key.

When I inquired from the supervisor, he said the manager has ordered them not to sell a liter of fuel anymore till tomorrow and the manager has switched off his phone and gone to sleep.

It may interest u to know that I was at wuse ii mega station and it was darkness that coverd the place. At beger wuse 5, it was a long queue with just one pump dispensing.

Now, I'm stranded at zone 1 and I have a journey of 30km to travel before I can lay my gead to sleep and my fuel is on reserved. What do I do?

Why is this happening?

Find somewhere to hide your car and sleep for the night AWAY from the petrol station, since they may have been closed due to a bomb threat.

iterator25: Business?

Yes, the business of criminal deception for profit.

gunuvi: to God be the glory
at least they died while looking for salvation. abi?

Given the option, I would much rather die on the down-stroke while ministering to a beautiful woman, than die seeking bogus salvation from a con-man who takes money from punters in exchange for empty promises of free back-stage passes to watch Jesus play lead guitar on stage in heaven.

Charles Darwin's laws of natural selection manifest more often in Nigeria than in most other nations of the world.

The now dead 67 South Africans were gullible enough to hand their money to a fast-talking fraudster pastor, who went a step further and housed them in a building erected with no regard to building safety codes, which ultimately crashed on their heads and killed them like flies.

blexxonmak: @ PapiWata.I think you are spewing real garbage.Point of correction,the correct name is Snr Prophet T.B.Joshua and not Pastor
Jaguda.I want to give you a piece of advise.Nobody is given the right to judge a man of God except Him (God) that called him.
The matter already is under investigation.I think we need to exercise some caution while we wait for the outcome of the investigation.May God have mercy on you.

Well, good sir, may I politely suggest that you go phuck yourself, and stick your empty threats of God's retribution up where the sun doesn't shine.

I honestly could not care in the slightest what you have to say on any subject, and if your Pastor Jaguda happens to be an arrogant prick who builds houses on the cheap such that they are prone to sudden collapse whereby innocents are squashed like so many bugs, then I will feel free to denounce Pastor Jaguda as the remorseless killer and career con-man that he is in reality.

Again, phuck you, and do try to keep your unsolicited advice for the entertainment of your followers, if you have any.

Dog eating is a cherished tradition in Calabar, Nigeria, but not so in London, where killing the family pet could mean some time in jail.

Kindeed: bro, na naija me dey, dey no dey do am Nigeria ni?

The procedure is a relatively simple one, and should be something that a competent Nigerian surgeon can handle. I have no hospital names to suggest, but I urge you to pick the doctor with great care, and ask lots of questions before you commit your body and your money to such an operation.

If the operation is done improperly, nerves could be cut in error, leaving you with areas of your chest with no feeling, so take GREAT care and caution in choosing the surgeon, so that no mistakes are made that could be harmful in the long run.

Kindeed: do you have idea of how much the surgery may cost.... Whr did you do yours

Mine cost me $1,200 back in the day. It was performed by a surgeon whose office was located on North Mountain Avenue, Ontario, California, but I am certain that any cosmetic surgeon can perform this procedure to your satisfaction.

Kindeed: have you done it before bro

Yes, I underwent that surgery many years ago, and removed that problem forever that way. I speak from personal experience. There is NO other alternative to surgery, and even the most strenuous exercise will NEVER remove that tissue. I know this fact because I tried every means possible to solve the problem, before opting for surgery, which worked beautifully, and removed from my mind a SERIOUS psychological weight.

My own procedure was performed with local anesthetic by injecting the area around the cut with pain killer dosages, so that I was fully conscious for the entire process, but feeling no pain. There was a lot of blood during the surgery, because at the time I had been lifting heavy weights to stay fit, but healing was done with over two weeks, and I have never looked back since. My only regret is that I waited so long to undergo that simple procedure which changed my life for the better right away.

Kindeed: Please any one here willing to help... I have this kind of boob, as a man you know it's kinda embarrassing for you to put off in public and u gat everyone looking at your chest...... Av told my doctor about it and he said, it normal....... I know some guys out there also av this kind of issue, any one willing to help.. I will be very grateful.. Thanks

Surgery is the ONLY means by which that unwanted tissue can be removed from your chest. Once it has been removed, it will never re-appear. The fatty tissue is in fact identical in composition to female bhreast tissue, and when it is surgically removed, there is a "tail" of supportive ligament that stretches from the chest to each armpit, which must also be carefully removed for completion.

The surgery, if performed by a competent surgeon, will leave NO visible scar, because the cuts will be made right in the dark skin around the nhipple.

We got quite a few brainwashed people up in here.

So WHAT if a helicopter flies above Lagos on the day that a sub-standard rickety building collapses due to the fact that SIX floors were constructed on a foundation designed by incompetent builders to support just FOUR floors ?

Are you blind followers of Pastor Jaguda so desperate to exonerate your self-appointed Man-God that you are willing to buy into the fairy tale that the vibrations of that helicopter ALONE were enough to trigger the collapse of a 6-floor building ? If, for the sake of argument, a building is so flimsily constructed that the gentle noise of a passing motorcycle of aircraft can trigger a major structural collapse, is that in and of itself not adequate proof that the building was erected by chimpanzees using mud and grass for building materials ?

Some real desperation is at play here, as brainwashed lemmings rush to exonerate their charlatan leader for his negligent mass homicide in Lagos, but that desperation is perfectly understandable, given that Pastor Goat Face is regarded by those intellectually challenged hordes as some sort of God who can do no wrong. Human stupidity indeed stretches as tall as the highest mountain, and as deep as the oceans.

Let me help you gullible flocks of sheep out a little bit here. Pastor Jaguda is a THIEF, a CON-MAN, a money launderer and a charlatan. There is not one honest bone in the entire body of that greedy goat-faced man, who cares ONLY for himself, and NOT for any of his followers that were buried under rubble because their trickster pastor wanted to cut costs by hiring incompetent builders for his construction project, and by gathering the absolute cheapest building materials that could be found for the sham construction job he hoped would generate more money from the flocks of suckers he fleeces daily.

Many of those bodies look as though they were run over by heavy trucks, leaving some of them flat as pancakes.

That may be the standard way used by the army to ensure that all enemy fighters left on the ground after each battle are actually dead, and not pretending to be dead in order to sneak away later.

I can imagine the commands that resulted in the above footage, as the battle field carnage was inspected by federal troops.

"Oya, collect all the meat when dey ground, and arrange dem for road. Two line. One straight for left tire. One straight for right tire. "

"Operator, start that kata-pila and come park here."

"Do quick. Arrange the meat for two straight line, both the one when die and the one when wound together."

"Operator begin dey go. No let your leg commot for on top dem. Take patience do am. No hurry. That's right. Oya go like that."

"Kai ! You no see am ? See the one when you think say he don die, see as e remain small make he run away ? Catch am. Hold am well. Tight am for one place first. Na him we go take do example today. "

"Operator, I say drive this kata-pila dey go, and no waste my time today. Work still full ground here."

No be helicopter. Na grass-hopper Pastor Jaguda for call am.

DuBLINGreenb: can you spot a 6 storey building from this pic?

I can't but T.B.Jaguda can spot even a pair of ants mating under a blade of grass, from that height while aboard a commercial jet.

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With many, many ultimately dismissed cases filed in court over a long career of losing presidential elections, protesting the results, and heading to court when those protests are ignored, Buhari's is no doubt very much loved by the battalions of trial lawyers that he hires to legally challenge all his failed law suits against Nigeria's electoral bodies.

moneybag100: Lol.....I wish I had a desk too,,,,I wouldn't have lack any report.

Not any desk will do. It must be a desk that has a long enough runway to facilitate the landing of missing jets, and of key news flashes.

DuBLINGreenb: Go to YouTube search for the surveillance cam footage and see what he's talking about don't just jump to hasty conclusions an unknown helicopter circled that building 4 times and the 4th time it passed the building collapsed (a military air craft got missing same day )
and the case was reported when the people in the building were calling police and others that an air craft is circling dangerously close to the building (you and I know naija) the dudes in the building were foreigners they stayed put hoping for police aircraft to intervene nothing was done and the helicopter remains "mysterious" helicopter
before this some boko members came to the church to give their life's to Christ and one came with bomb the case was also reported again nothing was done In a country were people can steal military artillery from military base what are we not saying of course they'll move the blame to "substandard building materials" which I know is not the cause.
how would you feel if the military reports that our helicopter was stolen and used to collapse the building in Lagos killing foreign citizens from countries such as US, UK, Germany etc what a shame that will be this is what the military is thinking and that's why fashola WILL NOT seal off the SCOAN if not a building collapsed killing more than 40 persons almost all of which are foreigners the place is supposed to be sealed off not so? but they know its there fault so they won't seal it off let's watch

Only a person who grew up in a village would be alarmed to look up and see a helicopter in the sky. For your information, Nigeria is a MODERN state that rakes in enough petro-dollars to buy entire FLEETS of helicopters, so if you or Pastor Jaguda are that desperate to find a scapegoat to blame for Pastor Jaguda's own violations of building code, then don't choose to point at a helicopter, because that makes about as much sense as if you pointed up at a passing bird, as the "culprit" in the collapse of a house which fell under its own weight due to sub-standard building materials and practice.

And by the way, how come goat-bearded Pastor Jaguda could NOT predict the collapse of his own church, if he is the all-seeing God that he imagines himself to be ?

Maybe after all, the world can get to realize that Pastor Jaguda is just another devious, lying, stealing, pretender in "Prophet's" clothing.

DuBLINGreenb: He should be in jail for what exactly?

He should be jailed for cutting costs and violating building codes, and for using sub-standard materials to create a massive unstable, rickety death-trap that has now collapsed on his church members, burying many alive.

T. B. Jaguda should also be arrested for seeking sympathy for HIMSELF, pointing accusing fingers here and there at imaginary foes, while IGNORING the plight suffered by the victims of his own greed, deception and and arrogance.

Hopefully somebody will have the presence of mind to sue this sham MISfortune teller, T.B Jaguda, for wrongful death in class-action litigation, to secure a court judgement that will empty this fast talking criminal's fat bank account once and for all.

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mikeansy: Yes we must be careful not to start a war but aren't you trying to start a second war by choosing war criminals who have no respect for any rules of engagement as your heroes?

How can a Nation reconcile with choice of heroes like these!

That video does not show Benjamin Adekunle executing anyone, or even expressing approval of such a war crime at any time during or after the war. He may have been vicious and cunning in the prosecution of his battle-front objectives, but the jury is still out on the specific question of whether or not the Black Scorpion committed war crimes, in the legal sense of the term.

How can we know the altitude to use now ?

viperman: Hello people,

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Phone the NDLEA at their Abuja Headquarters with your request, or better still go there with a sample of say 2Kg of the product that you want to buy.

They will fix you up good.

The picture of the Black Scorpion sitting shirtless at the radio table of his front-line command post is reminiscent of the often shirtless Afro Beat king, Fela Ransome Kuti, whose music dominated the airwaves during the years that the Biafran war raged.

Perhaps in a way those two late icons of Nigerian history were kindred spirits, in that they were both unconventional, fearless, dedicated to a cause and slight of build. Fela the music legend worked the piano keyboard with his fingers, while those of the Black Scorpion pulled triggers to unleash war.

There is a new sheriff in town. He carries a BIG stick and he is not afraid to break heads with it. He wears the uniform of the Nigerian army, and he HATES getting shot at, terrorists take note.

constance500: What's it used for

That helicopter is used for killing very large numbers of gunmen on the ground, while deploying chaff and flares to evade heat-seeking missiles.

This monster can be likened to a mechanized pit-bull terrier on steroids, that flies and blows stuff to pieces.

Oh that mean ol' Boko Haram
They had 400 men
They marched off to Maiduguri
Where they died right there and then

Oh the deadly federal troops
They had many more men
They let Boko march up close, you know
Then they sent them all to hell.

NgeneUkwenu: Why are T.B Joshua followers behaving like militants/Boko Haramite? They almost lynched one man here for daring to point fingers at TB Joshua

Tell us more. T.B. Joshua has a mafia following him about ? Odikwa serious.

NgeneUkwenu: I am not here to take photographs Mr. Man.

Ok I was only curious. I studied those feet for clues and saw none, so I decided to ask what the emphasis was about on those feet.

Anyway, maybe I just need to study the picture of people's feet closer to find the hidden meaning, rather than asking foolish questions from you.

NgeneUkwenu: Odi Egwu! The police are not helping matters here, preventing us from getting deeper inside except the whites, whereas they are doing nothing either. People still wailing underground. LASEMA just arrived with 10 Ambulances and three excavators.

Good to see a fast government response to this tragedy. Lagos state again leads by example here.

NgeneUkwenu: At the scene presently! Just parked my vehicle to join the rescue team.

A Lot still trapped underground.

6 Storey Building!

T.B Joshua in tears!

Wait a minute. T.B Joshua did you say ? THE T. B Joshua ?


Well, I'll be hog tied. The master of foretelling tragedies for other people did not foresee the collapse of his own church. Oh well now at least the world will get to see how much money the misfortune-telling pastor will spend to save members of his flock still trapped alive in the rubble of his gigantic warehouse that was most likely built with sub-standard material and workmanship.

Thanks you for the tears of sorrow, T.B. Joshua, but the victims trapped in your building need cranes and welding gear to be saved, so please get on that quick when you get done with the sobbing routine.

Is there a special significance to the photograph showing just people's feet ?