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Chai ! Na true ting we elder dem talk, say American-Wonder no dey finish for America. Na him we dey see so, koro-koro eye.

Come look this monkey-head man with him long biya-biya like village goat. See him bonga head. As the head big so for picture, na ordinary sawdust full am. If to say hin papa know before, he for no go born this kind bush meat at all.

As him mumu reach, he kukuma take hand go write letter put down for him mama house, say him don pack load ready to enter plane go join Jihad cut-head people for Syria.

Na that very mumu brain when God mistake give am, na him no let am know say him family go call police ONE-TWO, wey e be say dem go arrest am for airport BEFORE that mumu plan fiti get head.

Wonderrrrrrr, Wonderment ! The same America wey Mexico illegal immigrant people dey struggle to enter, dey go pass san-sand desert route for where MANY dey die inside sun every year, dey do all ALL that wahala to try by all means to enter America, because of to see betta work and commot for suffer-head, na that SAME America dem born this monkey-brain boy when grow big-for-nothing, come dey halla say him don tire for America life sotay him don ready to travel go fight Jihad war for Syria.

You no see life ? You no see am ? The hunter-dog when dey do like say him no hear whistle again, iron trap don hold am for leg. Oya, run now, make we see.

Now, water don pass garri for am, and that foolish boy go old finish, and den die ALONE, for inside SMALL prison cell when nogo get appeal, nogo get comma, and nogo get end. The only thing when remain be say make them carry this ghetto bush-meat when let over-sabi spoil hin life, carry am throway GBOSAAAAAA, for inside that very prison cell. Diarissss God ooooooooo !

If na Jihad the meat say hin dey ready to fight, plenty BIG rat and cockroach go full that cell, together with prison toilet, to face that him Jihad fight when he been dey find go Syria before. Na him with dem go form their own local government for inside jail cell, for where sun no dey shine lai-lai, till death do they part. Amen !

Thank God if it makes you feel better, but bear in mind that an individual who left Nigeria ONE WEEK AGO, has been diagnosed with Ebola in Spain, where a total of 4 people have been quarantined after testing positive for Ebola.

If a single traveler from Nigeria to Spain tested positive for Ebola TODAY October 7th 2014, then it is CERTAIN that the traveler contracted Ebola INSIDE Nigeria, meaning of course that there are an unknown number of infectious yet possibly un-diagnosed Ebola cases still living in Nigeria at this very moment, despite the urgency with which entire country is scrambling to thank God for preventing all future incursions of the Ebola virus into Nigeria.

In other words, the danger of Ebola is FAR from over, so thank God if you must, but do not ASSUME that God has performed His assigned duty of keeping Nigeria free from a virus that is spreading like wildfire all over Africa, and now leap-frogging across oceans to infect new continents.

It is way too early to rejoice about Nigeria being free from the Ebola virus. Today, October 7th 2014, it has been reported that a traveler who arrived in Spain from Nigeria just a week ago, has been diagnosed with Ebola fever, and quarantined along with 4 other people in a Madrid hospital.

In the United States, a Liberian man who returned to the US after a holiday visit to Liberia, proved that Ebola-infected people CAN pass undetected through airport passenger temperature checks, to cross several time zones and infect people in distant continents. If it is THAT easy for an infected Liberian traveler to introduce the Ebola disease to America, then must be regarded as FAR easier for swarms of emigrants fleeing the contagion in Liberia and Sierra Leone, to sneak into Nigeria across its porous and mostly un-manned land or sea borders, to initiate a SECOND wave of Ebola infections within Nigeria, at any point in time over the next few weeks and months.

Use the drug IVER-MECTIN. This kills ALL worms under the human skin and inside the digestive tract. They will hand you four tiny pills, and you will need to take all at once.

If that does not work, then you will need a blood test. I do not mean to alarm you, but a close friend, a brilliant man with a PHD in engineering from a US Ivy League university, experienced terrible itching all over his body, and even sought medical attention in the US, to no avail.

Turns out he had AIDS all along, and he did in fact die two years ago, after wasting away in a Lagos hospital. Get a blood test to at least eliminate that terrible possibility, so as to attain some measure of peace of mind.

cramjones:
[size=16pt]I posted pictures of FFK drinking kai kai,[/size] and urged everyone to vote wisely.
Does that violate any rule on Nairaland? Is it now a crime to expose the shenanigans of current or past public officers?

You are guilty of making the ASSUMPTION that your alter ego was drinking Kai-Kai in the pictures you posted in this forum,when in fact inquiring minds know that the person pictured never touches alcohol, and so could have only been drinking Holy Water in the now deleted pictures, in keeping with a decades-old the rigorous health improvement regime to which the honorable gentleman has adhered with religious fervor, all along.

grosebiz:
: “In spite of whatever the insurgents may claim, I can tell you that the battle has shifted more to the air than land. The military has ordered more air strikes against all the positions or camps of Boko Haram. We will bombard the insurgents into submission. They cannot intimidate our jet fighters. As a matter of fact, more pilots are willing to join the aerial raid. It is going to be a battle to the finish. More fighter jets have been deployed in the relevant areas in strategic manner.

[size=16pt]Meanwhile, it was gathered that the Nigerian military has already given an order to AH-1 Cobra helicopters[/size] for attacks on Boko Haram enclaves in Sambisa Forest and the hilly terrains of Gwoza and Madagali in Borno and Adamawa states.


According to another source within the DHQ, the AH-1 Cobra helicopters are good for the terrain in the North-East, especially as it has also been used by several other countries like the United States, adding that other countries have used gunships in the past.


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“The Cobra helicopters were deployed by the US during the Vietnam War. The situation in Sambisa Forest could be likened to what was then obtainable in Vietnam,” the source said War. The AH-1, with the company designation: model 209 is a two-blade, single engine attack helicopter produced by Bell Helicopter. It was constructed using the engine, transmission and rotor system of the Bell’s UH-1 Iroquois.
It would be recalled the on October 3, 2014, a new video produced by Boko Haram shows beheading of a pilot from a missing Nigerian Air Force (NAF) jet.

The gloves have finally come off. The AH-1 Cobra will take to the air and give account of itself once more for old time's sake, over the sands of the Sambisa battlefront. This is a MAJOR development that demonstrates clearly the helping hand being lent by the US government to Nigeria's war on terror. Some serious ground-pounding is about to take place at the war-front, as these deadly choppers join the fray in earnest. The sound of battle helos lifting off in the morning is the sound of VICTORY, as Robert Duvall would say.

Give them HELL, Nigerian Air Force, and make it FIERY Muahaha ha ha.

delishpot:
But eleha cant be accepted sha o. Make we for know who dey write exams under that cloth.

True talk. Make dem no come discover say na university girl she boyfriend when be medical doctor, come go carry masquerade cover face to siddon take Biology exam for him girlfriend, talk say na religious freedom dem dey exercise.

Nobody will likely ever hear the true story of how this pilot parachuted into enemy hands, but the publicized accounts claiming that the pilot was within sight of federal-held territory, and could have bailed out for a parachute descent towards friendly forces, but instead chose to use his damaged jet as a Kamikaze suicide "missile" against enemy forces, do NOT have the ring of truth.

Without a doubt, if the pilot of a damaged aircraft could see a way to parachute into an area controlled by friendly forces, he would NEVER chose to try and aim his damaged and unstable aircraft at enemy positions, knowing that to do so would mean parachuting into immediate capture and certain death by the butcher's knife.

The most probable sequence of events is that the attacking federal Alpha jet was hit by enemy ground fire at very low altitude, as it swooped in to strafe enemy positions. The pilot had to eject the instant his aircraft became aerodynamically unstable due to bullet damage, and as fate would have it, federal troops could not reach the downed flier before he was captured by terrorist gunmen. That is the most likely way the tragedy unfolded during that pitched battle.

To suggest that a seasoned combat pilot would deliberately fly a gunfire-damaged aircraft over enemy territory to use it as a one-off suicide missile, while ignoring the option to turn back towards territory held by friendly forces before bailing out, is, frankly, an insult to the memory of this particular airman. Pilot survival is THE number one priority when a combat aircraft is damaged by enemy fire, and found to be no longer airworthy enough for a return to base.

If there was even the slightest chance of a selecting a safe landing zone among friendly forces for his parachute drop, this airman would have taken that window of opportunity and tried at all costs to evade enemy troops, knowing that by surviving to fly into combat again, he stood to kill hundreds, if not thousands of enemy combatants over the course of the war - many many more than the kills he could score by flying a damaged plane into the ground towards a platoon-strength group of gunmen.

No sir, Wing Commander Hedima did NOT voluntarily embark on a Kamikaze dive as a considered option, deliberately crashing of his jet into a few dozen enemy fighters on the ground, when he could have turned back to safety for his bail-out. Without a doubt, the flier made the decision to guide his burning Alpha jet towards a cluster of enemy fighters AFTER he concluded that he was too deep in enemy territory, and flying much too close to the ground, to reach safe territory by parachute. His thoughts, at that instant of sober realization that he was moments from certain death, would have been something along the lines of "I may be about to die, but I will take as many of these terrorist gunmen as I can with me. Here goes !" .

What a man. What a warrior. What an epic, jaw dropping tale of gung-ho battle-front killer instinct, against impossible odds. This giant among men, Group Captain Hedima, has duly earned his revered and respected place in the pages of Nigerian history.

superstar1:
You can as well demand for riding of camel and horses on our roads
and stop all these your fallacy and hypocrisy of hijab or no hijab.

The Nigerian Camel Riders' Union have DEMANDED that ALL cars should be abolished throughout Lagos State, so that camels can take over all roads in the metropolis.

This terrible, cold-blooded murder of a comrade-in-arms will haunt other Nigerian Air Force fighter pilots every time they saddle up to run sorties against ground targets shooting back with suicidal ferocity. As mentioned by Sultan, the Nigerian Air Force Alpha jet is not the ideal platform for ground attack, which makes the adaptability and bravery of those men who fly them all the more remarkable.

The pucker factor experienced by a jet jockey inbound on the attack, as he skims the contours of the ground doing 300 knots at treetop level, finger on the fire button in anticipation of that fleeting momentary instant when the enemy tracer arcs upward, is a sensation that can only be imagined, especially in light of the grisly fate meted out to this first downed combat airman over hostile territory.

Hats off to a pilot and a warrior. There goes a great eagle in flight, crossing the sunset sky one final time.

In swift response to the demand by Lagos State Muslims that the government IMPOSE their "right" to send children to school in face-concealing religious costumes, the following traditional African religious bodies have ALSO demanded the right for their children to attend school dressed in faith-specific regalia of their own choosing.

1. The Agemo Masquerade Nation insists that all children of their adherents must retain the right to attend state schools with their legs strapped to tall wooden stilts festooned with palm-leaf strands, for dancing to the accompaniment of frantic drummers, during to ALL school activities attended at personal discretion.

2. The Ogun (God Of Iron) Worshipers League, Nigerian Chapter, has joined the chorus by insisting that it is a divine RIGHT and OBLIGATION for every true adherent, or biological offspring thereof, to perform the periodic ritual sacrifice of pet dogs, for the sacred purpose of appeasing the God of Iron, with the blood of dog. The Ogun Worshipers League (OWL), thus DEMANDS that all school students whose ancestry is traceable to the family tree of Ogun Worshipers' League, MUST be allowed and entitled to kill dogs every 7th full moon, on the premises of kindergartens, schools and universities NATIONWIDE, with immediate effect.


3. The Ifa Oracle Oracle Readers Association has entered the fray with its own claim lodged at the Supreme Court by teams of suited-up lawyers, seeking official recognition of the legal RIGHT of Ifa Oracle Association offspring to perform seances and fortune-telling sessions on the campuses of ALL educational institutions within the Nigerian federation. Furthermore, lawsuits have been lodged praying the court to grant a one-time $200M class-action settlement for mental anguish experienced by Ifa Association mambers who have thus far been DENIED their constitutional right to perform their ancestral duties while enrolled in places of formal Western education.

4. The Egbesu God Of War Global Regiment, headquartered in far-away Izon-Land, on noting the large population of their kith and kin resident in scenic Ajegunle, Lagos State, have registered their own presence by weighing in with the non-negotiable demand requesting that all sons and daughters of Egbesu Warriors be assigned the RIGHT to wear ski-masks and blood-red battle head-bands while enrolled in Lagos State schools, while also toting an assortment of light infantry weapons to classes and school sporting activities, in keeping with the right of ALL religions to be culturally represented in the schools of Lagos State.


The above four august associations of noble men are unified despite their diversity, in their resolve to see that ALL religious persuasions, both traditional and imported, are adequately represented in the hallowed hallways of academia, not just in Lagos State, but ALL ACROSS the glorious federation of Nigeria. Long live Nigeria !

Long Live traditional African religions !
Long Live imported Arabic religions !
Long Live imported European religions !
May the Lagos State Government listen to ALL petitioners, before deciding what to do.

Every single one of those women are beneficiaries of nepotism and graft, such that all they needed to do was service men who in turn handed billions of dollars to them as payment and hush money, having perpetrated the actual theft via embezzlement from state treasuries and illegal, back-door "allocation" of government-owned oil fields.

If the above rogues' gallery of skin-bleached gangsters' molls is the best Nigeria can do to showcase accomplishment by the female gender, then it is a sad commentary indeed on the values held by the vast majority of Nigeria's inhabitants.

These are not tanks. They are armored personnel carriers (APCs) that have seen service as part of Nigeria's contribution to United Nations peace-keeping efforts in west Africa. These troop carriers have been sitting out in the rain for a few years, and look as though some emergency mechanical refurbishment has been used to bring them back to life.

One can only hope that the endemic scourge of counterfeit vehicle parts does not have too much of an impact on the reliability of these APCs that are hurriedly being sent to the war-front. I would hate to be seated in one of those things, boiling like a lobster without a working air condition, and then having the engine stop in the midst of a battle.

sparkleboy: In saner climes. This guy should be rotting in jail yet our "president"went to. "sympathize"with him. Why wouldn't he keep boasting and dishing out threats.
Fake pastors that use the name of God to rob people for monetary gains.
Even when they came to arrest Jesus he healed the injured enemy.
Nigeria!!!!!!!

Thanks to the existence of enlightened people like yourself, whose minds are FREE from mental slavery imposed by thieving miracle pastors and witch-doctors, Africa will have at least a faint hope of improving itself in the future.

khiaa: No you don't know what you are saying. You only know what someone else is telling you.

The above sentence explains in one fell swoop why Africa will forever lag behind the rest of the word, in all indexes of advancement.

90% Nigerians, both illiterate AND "educated" believe the following ridiculous absurdities to be true, BECAUSE "SOMEONE" TOLD THEM SO.

1. Human beings can change physical form into any number of animals and birds, just by uttering a few magic words.

2. Human heads, harvested from kidnap victims, can be "processed" by Juju witch-doctors, so that the heads spew free cash on demand like defective ATM machines.

3. It is possible for a person to fly through the air on the power of magic incantations ALONE, to visit distant locations WITHOUT boarding any form of aircraft

4. Wearing a seat-belt INVITES car crashes, whereas wearing NO seat-belt, then simply praying and making sacrifices to any number of deities, will enable believers to survive ALL accidents, by simply tele-porting like the Star Trek crew in that old TV show, to re-materialize in a safe location right at the instant of impact.

5. A witch doctor residing in a mud hut can, FOR A FAT CASH FEE, create and activate magic spells for the purpose of conjuring money out of nothing, and without the need to engage in any form of effort or employment.

6. An impoverished Juju witch doctor can place a curse, FOR A FAT FEE, that will be effective against any target that resides many time-zones away from Africa

7. Great riches will be reserved in "heaven" for ONLY those who impoverish themselves during the here-and-now, by giving most of their paychecks to fast-talking miracle pastors of "Prophet" Jaguda's ilk,

Chronic, mind-dulling superstition, inter-tribal loathing and blind religious fanaticism will prevent Nigeria, and much of Africa, from recording ANY meaningful development over the course of at least the next 200 years.

This mass murderer, Pastor Jaguda, has absolutely no shame whatsoever. First he claims that his slum building was destroyed by UFO aircraft from Mars, rather than by his own desperation to to cut corners with building costs erecting a rickety 6 floors of shoddy construction on a foundation meant to support the weight of just TWO floors.

Still pointedly ignoring the plight of the families of his followers who were crushed to death entirely due to his own ILLEGAL construction project, that demonic pastor, with his Satanic goat beard, went on to concoct one tall tale after another, all designed to garner sympathy for HIMSELF, the mass murderer, and NOT for his scores of dead and maimed victims.

May you rot in hell, Pastor Jaguda, for you represent all that is despicable, backward and homicidal about the African mind. Hopefully the class-action lawsuit being prepared in South Africa to bring you to justice will ultimately BANKRUPT you for ever, thus paving the way for your carefully crafted facade of respectability to be peeled away by your fellow inmates and buggery experts in jail, where you should have been slam-dunked a LONG time ago.

Yes that is an old picture, and the story is that those dead were ordered at gun-point to lie in the middle of the highway at night, by armed robbers who had stopped their bus. A huge truck then arrived at full speed and decided NOT to stop for the robbers, so that truck simply ran over all the people forced to lie in the road, smashing them to bits.

That picture is the reality of what often befalls bus and car passengers who ply Nigerian roads, especially at night, when the monsters come out.

khiaa: I can't believe some of you people, you are as ruthless as they come. If this is the mind-set of most Nigerians, no wonder your leaders are so corrupt. It is unchristian to wish such a horribble fate on an entire nation, so those of you that hold those evil thoughts in your hearts, do not ever call yourselves christians and say you are God fearing. Your hopes and prayers should be in a cure.
Such a sad bunch of people.

By the typical Nigerian mentality, declaring oneself to be "God fearing" means that one can engage in any level of deliberate evil, confident that a quick apology to God will clean the slate of all sins, in preparation for the commission of more nastiness.

The same people who enjoy waving their arms in the air and speaking gibberish in church on Sundays, would delight, exult and applaud if news were to break that the entire population of America is infected and bound to die from an incurable disease. Those same people who close their eyes and pray louder than all others in the pews, would leave church and gladly beat to death a total stranger who was accused of petty theft, even if those accusations were most likely false.

Beware of Nigerians who proclaim themselves to be "God fearing", for they are very often some of the most demonic and sadistic heathens you could ever encounter, as evidenced by their extreme opinions and homicidal conduct at the drop of a hat.

sweetylicious: I am sweetylicious

Wow, Beyonce look- alike. Of course you could also be some dude posing as as girl ha ha.

Dang, an innocent discussion thread about a visit to Abuja has now degenerated into a bunch of girly-boys slapping one another in an endless noisy cat fight. Watch it, you poofters, because if you get too wild with those limp-wristed slaps, your makeup will run, and you could even wind up breaking a fingernail.

Please, fellas, this is a family oriented website, so save us all the embarrassment, and stop this pathetic flirtation with each other. Get a motel room already, you agitated little lady-boys, rather than waste all that sissy energy messing up what was actually an interesting photo journal.

With the simultaneous eruption of all these deadly diseases at close to the same time, and all over the globe, one cannot help but wonder if there might be any truth to the rumor that test-tubes of deadly disease-causing microbes are bring deliberately released into urban populations worldwide, by suicide operatives of some shadowy terrorist organization.

To all those who for whatever reasons have chosen to hate the United States, and are now crowing with delight at the news of an Ebola victim in the USA, just remember that the nation of Nigeria has notoriously porous, largely unmanned borders, and remember that just TWO hours flight time away from Nigeria, the populations of Liberia and Sierra Leone are facing nothing short of biblical-scale mass annihilation, by the exponentially spreading Ebola scourge.

It is FAR too early to declare victory over the Ebola virus in Nigeria, particularly since a NEW victim of the disease has been confirmed to have successfully traveled several time zones by air, to the United States. It has thus been established without doubt that Ebola victims can slip through airport screenings on two or more continents, and then arrive in the United States while suffering a fully infectious phase of Ebola fever.

If one Ebola-infected individual can make it all the way from Africa to North America, one does not to be a medical expert to understand that it is INFINITELY easier, for large numbers of potential disease carriers to depart Liberia or Sierra Leone, and arrive by road, air, or sea, in Nigeria, after covering a comparatively shorter distance than the trip made to America by this newly discovered carrier of the deadly disease.

In short, now is NOT the time to mock America for recording her first Ebola victim, and now is certainly NOT the time for self-congratulation and rejoicing in celebration of a presumed victory by Nigeria over the Ebola virus still roaring along the west African coast like a gigantic and ferocious tropical storm of mass death.

abdnMe: Dangerous.

This is a dangerous development, for it could START with a ban on ALL air travel from West Africa to the United States.

In your travels deep into the Den of Cankerworms, OP, may you never encounter ANY women with hairy arm-pits, and may your good wife NEVER know the true extent of your adventures with other women, but if she does find out, may the Good Lord help her understand the vital and important role played by female pleasure consultants during all business trips.

In the very near future, Ghana will become the Amsterdam of Africa, and a destination to which discerning weed connoisseurs from the world over will travel in holy pilgrimage, for the privilege of tasting and partaking of such legendary varieties as Accra Amnesia Weed and Kumasi Karma Bud, all sold openly and legally in shops, alongside respected imports from Nigeria such as Akure Haze, Ondo Golden Bud, Aramoko Thunder Mountain Bush, the ever popular Ekiti Nirvana.

Looking westward to Washington State and Colorado, where the legal marijuana trade has blossomed into a multi-billion dollar revenue generator for BUDDING entrepreneurs, Ghana has set her sights HIGH, and, as more conservative nations like Nigeria look on with a mixture of contempt and admiration, Ghana will parlay her well-earned fame as Africa's Weed Capital, into a plethora of phenomenally lucrative enterprises all centered around that loved and hated wild-wood-weed.

Pastor Jaguda is not content to predict death and disaster for OTHER people, and he is not content to bask in the monumental idiocy of claiming that his slum building, which collapsed and killed well over a hundred souls, was destroyed by alien UFO aircraft, so now this greedy little goblin, Pastor Jaguda is threatening to CURSE all who do not bow and grovel before him.

Dear Pastor Jaguda, please be advised that ONLY your flock of gullible and brainwashed sheep regard you as the self-acclaimed God of your dreams. The rest of the world is painfully aware that you are a career fraudster, a bogus prophet of doom, and now of course a mass-murderer who killed over a 100 souls as collateral damage in your collapsed house of cards that was erected in wanton violation of all building codes known to modern man.

So, in conclusion, Killer Pastor Jaguda, may I politely request a special curse to be placed on ME, for my sin of pointing you out as the unrepentant killer, snake-oil salesman, and Ponzi Scheme operator that you have been all along. With all due respect, Pastor Jaguda, I suggest that you stick your bony head down the nearest toilet and flush twice, so you can get a good mouthful of floating turds as your reward on earth, before you are admitted with much fanfare and pageantry, to the fiery pits of hell, where you are so long overdue, you revolting little piece of excrement.

LMAyedun: Lol The weeping General.

And the weeping will NEVER end.

olodoowoh: It is very unusual for the likes of wale12, oxygen01, mrham, petrodollar not to show up on this thread.

Most likely those named gentlemen are at this very moment visiting dealers under the Oshodi over-pass in Lagos, to score some powerful Akure skunk bud, all the while looking about nervously.

IdomaLikita: So what's your point Sir? *kiss kiss,*pass pass*

See, I told you. Another secret farmer is in the house.

These pictures of Abuja could be used to educate people in the West who innocently ask whether Africans still reside in tree-tops.

All you respondents to this discussion subject are hardened weed smokers, always on the lookout for developments in your area of human endeavor, and always among the first to make fun of other weed smokers. We know who you are. And you know who you are.