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As Queen Elizabeth English grammar get hin own law from London, na so broken get hin own do and no do, for Waffi and Edo land.

Monkey no fine, but hin mama love am. Broken language too dey one kind, because grammar man dem no like am, as den no sabi nak am.


Na him make me come remember Izon parable when talk say buffalo when see hunter begin dey run, na to save both him own life ANDI the life of the hunter too, because if two of dem mistake jam demself for inside bush, no how wey one of dem nogo die before the fight finish.

4bobo: First grade genetically modified weed is dangerous. See what is causing now.

Reality is a crutch for those who cannot face genetically modified super-weed.

hardywaltz: barcanista i no say u get sense like this.

In a sane clime Mr. TB Joshua should be telling that his UFO story to his fellow inmates at Kirikiri prisons.

From what i gathered the building was meant to only have three floors on it but was later approved to have four floors after they started construction. Which means the foundation of the building was already constructed but maybe able to carry the extra one storey (which is normal in construction).
However as time went on and maybe there was need for expansion (more Mugus), they decided to add more floors to it but this time without approval because i doubt if any Registered Civil Engineer will put his/her seal on the line to approve such a calamity.
Let TB Joshua and his Engineering team come up with the structural drawings, calculation sheet and soil test analysis (with a registered COREN Engineer's seal on it) which they used in carrying out their construction then LASG should take it up from there.

PS: I'm surprised that COREN has kept a sealed lips since this incidence.

UFO Stories ha ha ha In Kiri-Kiri prison ha ha ha. I love the image that comes to mind with that description.

Did he buy that airline and that jet with his salary as a state governor ?

kITATITA: Nobody seems to care about the dead. People are condoling with Joshua and he's blaming terrorists. The real terrorism is preventing emergency responders from doing their work and trying to buy public sympathy with money

Sound bites like the one above, that resonate with simple truth, often get drowned out by the general chatter and ambient noise. Nicely put Kita Kita.

Hopefully this greedy and devilish illusionist will be unmasked SOON as the con-man extraordinaire he has been all along, and then sued into absolute and utter bankruptcy by the families of his victims.

barcanista: LASG is constitutional empowered to carryout such task. The best I can do is to sue the LASG for the judge to rule that TB Joshua should be prosecuted. If The actions of Joshua have had direct or indirect effect on me, trust me I will gather resources to sue him for compensation.

Someone in Nigeria's legal community could earn respectable paydays by offering to sue Pastor Jaguda and his miracle church for wrongful and negligent death, on behalf of all bereaved families who lost loved ones to that man's flagrant disregard for building safety codes.

If such legal representation is offered FREE up-front, on a contingency basis, such that lawyers' fees are deducted at the conclusion of trial, as an agreed percentage of prospective winnings when Pastor Jaguda has been found guilty of criminal negligence leading to mass death, there is a good likelihood that people will take the offer and initiate a solid class-action lawsuit aimed at bringing Pastor Jaguda and his empire of deceit down once and for all.

SporaD8: Hey! Any more news about the pork bullet?
I think its high time we include it in our arsenal against the bokoharam fight!

Even the mention of a Pork Bullet will drive fear into the hearts of mujahadeen. Pork Bullets fired by female gunners would be the ultimate anti-terror infantry weapon.

drsolob2: [size=14pt]Koran passages to recruit jihadists, promising them a trip to paradise and 72 brown-eyed virgins if they die in battle or in what’s considered a martyrdom operation.
Seeing a woman staring at them down the barrel of a machine gun apparently isn’t what they had in mind.[/size]

Ha ha I like this. They want to bone virgins in Paradise, but they would rather not be shot dead by one because then they would go to hell where there are NO virgins on offer ha ha ha.

Man that is a knee-slapper for sure.

barcanista: Bros he is the GO and whatever action his church takes or committee takes, it is assumed that they did it on his behalf. They along with him will be held accountable. In fact, your explanation is even more indiicting. Anyway, he should explain to the prosecutors and the judge. If he is acquitted, Fine and good(which is almost impossible). [size=18pt]But first, he must face the music[/size]

I beg no vex, Ogami Barcan. I don help you put small emphasis join am.

barcanista: THE SITUATION:
The collapsed building belonging to Synagogue church led to the deaths of almost a hundred victims and many others injured.
It was observed that the building was approved for 4 storeys, rather than the 7. The 3 additionals weren't approved by the Lagos State Ministry of Environment nor its housing counterpart. It was reported that After the collapse, officials of LASG and NEMA that went for rescue mission were first prevented entry into the compound by Members of Synagogue Church until after some pleas and Persuation from officials of the State.

THE OFFENSE:
From tha above, it is clear that the laws of the land was breached. The result of which has led to the death of citizens and foreigners. This is Involuntary Manslaughter. The people at Synagogue also obstructed/prevented officials of the State from doing their legitimate jobs, which amount to obstruction and (whatever).

THE CHARGE:
This is a prima facie case of involuntary manslaughter contrary to Section 222 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State. Mr TB Joshua should be arrested and charged for involuntary manslaughter along with everybody involved in the building construction. The Directorate for Public Prosecution and the Attorney General of Lagos State must not spare anyone.
Also, those that prevented officials from doing their jobs must be charged for their offence. We need Justice and not stories. Nobody should be bigger than the laws.

THEIR DEFENSE:
Whatever their defence is they should discuss with the judge and the prosecutors. This is the only way to build public confidence in the justice system in Lagos State.

MAN OF GOD THEORY:
This is alien to the law. Many clergies have been arrested and convicted including Rev King, that was convicted for murder and given death sentence. He is a mog to his followers(NOT To me).

Lagos State Must Act Now.

#barcanista

The dispassionate and methodical manner in which you have laid out the legal case against Pastor Jaguda establishes your credentials as a seasoned practitioner of the law well versed in its every letter.

My hat is off to you sir, for this submission made above. Now the expectation is that the families of the unlawfully killed will unite to launch a MASSIVE class-action lawsuit seeking dollar compensation for wrongful death, up in the 50 to 100 million dollar range, so that the unrepentant and boastful perpetrator NEVER recovers from that judgement, and NEVER again presides over a fraudulent, money-grubbing miracle church for as long as his miserable life lasts.

ramdris: That's the only thing Africa knows. We indulge in so much hypocritical religiosity @ the detriment of meaningful technological advancement. Making useless prophecy dat adds zero values to our lives. Yet we wonder y with all the holy than thou attitude of mist Africans, yet we are so left behind in the world.

Superstition kills advancement of any sort, by contradicting science just for the sake of doing so, while encouraging laziness and baseless optimism, at the expense of rationality, prudence, foresight and motivation.

You are more likely to contract typhoid fever or cholera from swimming in the heavily polluted Ganges River.

Daily, and in full view of the public, DOZENS of dead bodies are ceremonially burnt alongside the Ganges River, and their PARTIALLY-cooked remains are pushed into the highly toxic flow of that river, to help shorten the lives of "believers" bathing in that effluent choked, sewage-rich river of disease.

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BlackPeni5: OP...nobody cares where you come from. I'll only vote for APC if Fashola is the Presidential candidate and not vice to any bloody baboon.

No dogs and no baboons will EVER smell Nigeria's presidency.

DuBLINGreenb: then let his followers complain or file the suit

Sure hope they do. It is all money stolen from the poor by deception anyway, so they should take that false prophet to the cleaners and leave him flat broke so he can engage in a respectable profession like armed robbery or something.

DuBLINGreenb: What sort of argumentum ad hominem is this you scallywag attack the argument not the argumentator
the question is has there ever been a day an aircraft flew past your house 4 times?
look I'm like the disciple who cut of the roman soldiers ear behave yourself oh

When I learn some more latin, I will understand your words better. In the meantime it would be nice to see Pastor Jaguda first sued into bankruptcy by the families of those killed in his collapsed slum building, then jailed for cutting costs by erecting a rickety 6-story death-trap to kill his followers like flies.

egift: APC please give us Buhari/Fashola 2015 - let Nigerians smile again

Fashola will NEVER associate himself with a baboon and enemy of democracy. Such a mistake would be a recipe for MAJOR election defeat.

DuBLINGreenb: for all you bigots against Prophet Joshua answer this Why should an aircraft fly past a building 4 times?
a building still under construction
how many times have you heard 4 different aircrafts fly past your house or church not to talk of the same aircraft 4 times

A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Say no to drugs.

Next time you see aircraft in your airspace, shout at the pilot to stop flying above you, because you don't like it when they do that.

A plane flew over my house yesterday, and as a result my dog took a crap on my brand new shoes. I am going to sue the airline for a big settlement over this damage caused by that plane, because I am proud to be an absolute dimwit like you.

Speaking of settlements, the relatives of those killed in Pastor Jaguda's warehouse should get busy launching a class-action law suit that will empty the bank accounts of this career thief, Pastor Jaguda, and put and end to his criminal business of duping poor people to steal their meager income.

That collapsed building fell simply because SIX floors were added to a foundation intended for no more than TWO floors. The crime of gross building code violation leading to death is really that simple. The families of those church followers who Pastor Jaguda killed with that collapsed building MUST sue to court the person whose negligence and greed snuffed out so many lives, as a matter of great urgency.

Dolemite: I've seen guys self-service 10 times daily.

Sounds like someone from whom you withdrew an earlier promise of an encounter, while you lived under the same roof.

cramjones: Can someone please lash Ayo Orisejiafor with a horse whip? Can someone tie him up and throw him behind the UniLag Lagoon?

Can someone please do this?

-CramJones

You know the old saying : If you want something done right, and to your specifications, do it YOURSELF.

fernandoc: I like this. But that smile on his face, like somebody that wants to runaway!

Even if Governor Fashola is nervous about standing with those Ebola survivors, he is a VERY, VERY brave man to hold them close that way, and in a sense, he could be said to have risked his very life, to show the world that when Ebola has been cured, it is no longer contagious.

There is no greater political leader, living or dead, that even comes close to the stature of this GIANT among men - Raji Fashola.

OneNaira6: What happened to the second guy's head? It looked squished and the brain matter is very visible. Did they drive through his head or wetin?

After every battle the enemy fighters found dead and wounded are lined up and run over by trucks and tanks, to make sure nobody is PRETENDING to be dead, only to get up and run away after the troops have left the area.

It is an ugly necessity of war, to make damn sure there are no enemy fighters free to attack again, behind federal lines.

Smooyis: I really believe that the strange plane that flew four times at close range over the synagogue building was responsible for the collapse. The man of God TB Joshua is not one to toy with people's lives and such compromise on standard. The same day this tragedy occurred, a fighter jet was declared missing in the northeast of Nigeria. Those who described the plane that hovered over the synagogue building said it was also a fighter jet. This means, the plane came from northeast to Lagos for an unauthorised mission.
Many people may not agree with this line of argument, but with time, the truth will come out.

You deserve an honorary masters degree in fiction writing. The truth of course is that Pastor Jaguda is concocting tall tales to divert attention away from the fact that he is CRIMINALLY LIABLE for the deaths of well over 70 of his lemmings, who were crushed to death because their greedy pathological liar of a pastor assumed that building safety standards are meant for regular people, but are not applicable to self-declared gods like his goat-faced self.

The families of the dead should organize themselves and launch a massive class-action lawsuit aimed at bankrupting this horrid man before he kills yet more innocents with his monumental greed.

Kash007: If you want to get away with crime or reckless endangerment of lives in Nigeria, first become a pastor. All infractions will be ignored in the face of reasoning and swept under the carpet of 'touch not my anointed'.

The biggest thieves and killers in Nigeria ALWAYS hide behind religion.

Koolmexxi: I'm still baffled at how Pastor TBJ's still comes out to make dis incident all about himself and no mention of the dead or even condoling d church and families affected. This is exactly why he's getting all d knocks in d media.

You have hit the nail on the head Kool. That thief and fraudster Pastor Jaguda is so used to being worshipped like a fake god, that it simply didn't occur to him that anyone would be interested in hearing about how much MONETARY COMPENSATION will be awarded for the families of victims killed by his reckless greed, when the court has heard and acted upon their class-action lawsuit that will hopefully bankrupt that criminal Pastor Jaguda for the rest of all time.

RevDesmondJuju: They BANNED ChiefJusticeFuckAss so I had to create this. If the Reverend gets banned, my next will be BackDatAssUp!

You's da man ha ha ha.

RevDesmondJuju: Looks like a C130 banking for final approach to MMA.

But then again it can be shopped pic by TB Joshua's media fakes give that they can fake miracle healings what is shopping an aircraft in the background.


TB Joshua you dunce, you don't own the airspace over your fake shrine.

Desmond Juju I LOVE that name man. I'm gonna use it in another forum, and send you royalties whenever I can.

He looks like a comedian. Was he wearing a mini-skirt that showed off his gonads ?

Pastor Jaguda tried to cut corners and save his stolen money by erecting a SIX storey building on a rickety foundation that could barely support FOUR floors.

Now it is time for Pastor Jaguda to face the music, and become the subject of a massive class-action lawsuit aimed at taking ALL his criminally obtained cash, and handing it over to the families of those killed in his collapsed slum building.

Phuck you Pastor Jaguda. Your "hard times" are only about to begin, you murderous confidence trickster.

Pastor Jaguda is DESPERATE to avoid criminal liability over his construction of a death-trap for his lemmings, using sub-standard building materials assembled by trained chimpanzees.

Now would be a very good time for the families of this nasty man's victims to launch a class-action lawsuit that will bankrupt the fraudulent business of systematic impoverishment that he has created and nurtured all these years.

Volunteer your services as an English tutor for Nigerian politicians, and you can start by teaching them when, and when not to use the plural form, as demonstrated beautifully in your thread title above.

sexyviper: even church of God dey lie about casualties too... wetin man no go see for Nigeria......T.B Joshua is this the beginning of the end or what?

Nah, that con-man will find a way to profit from the death of his lemmings in that collapsed building. Every tragedy is a chance to cash in, for that goat-bearded fraudster.