Adorable.

OgogoroFreak:
Them don swap one of his twin

'The results showed that the children have the same mother but not the same father.

Wilson looks finer as a man.

Xbolmax:
that not an octopus that a fish called eel

Hey, thanks! I misinterpreted the pix. I thought even thing had just one body.

scoundrel:
This reminds me of how my friend once thought Sia was a 22 year old black woman. He had fantasies of impregnating and starting a family with her. When I finally showed him the picture of a 51 year old white Sia my guy claimed he’ll castrate himself for the deceit he put himself through.

Sia's voice and disguise can easily deceive someone, especiall if all you see is only her red (lipstick covered) lips and clean legs.

My male neighbour also thought she is a young girl untll I showed him her picture.

Take a look at this fine school where a teacher can wear jeans and shirt to work. If it were to be all these 15k & 20k pako school in lagos, they would have insisted that one wears chinos trousers, shirt & tie with/without suit jacket and a black shoe for the men while the ladies where same with a skirt in place of the trousers.

One proprietress even told me that a gown is inappropriate in a school environment. ... We yaff suffered.

Xbolmax:
octopus ko, jelly fish ni octopus ko, jelly fish ni

I have not seen a roasted octopus before, but those branches/legs/hands look like the tentacles of a big octopus.

Octopus

hopefulLandlord:
OP at the end asked, WHAT CAN GOD NOT Do?

Answer: heal an amputee. Funny enough Salamanders and starfishs grow back lost limbs without screaming the name of a dead son of a Jewish carpenter but humans can't grow back theirs no matter the level of prayer being offered to an omnipotent god who said you'd get anything you ask for in his name if you have faith even if it's as small as a mustard seed. Looks like no amputee has faith lol

You don't mean it.
Since the (Jewish) God cannot heal an amputee, why don't you remain loyal to the salamanders and starfish while some of us remain loyal to the God. who created the salamanders and the starfish?

May sense fall on you in Jesus name.

Ephort:


What then is the function of the skull?

Is the skull not part of the head? The skin of the head is what covers the skull. So the two of them are interchangeable in this context.

Is the function of the head in America different from the function of the head in Nigeria? ... Yes? Are we subhumans? Because I know this explanation will not be acceptable in sanner climes.

By the way, I am a teacher

Wanity:


There's no normal for jungle justice, I know they are taking the law into there hands

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So, you support them?

Wanity:


How do you expect criminal to be treated she's lucky they did not put pepe inside

There are many ways criminals are punished. This can never be one of them- you know why? Only deranged people (people wen devil dey play ball with their lives)
do this- not normal people.

Please do not quote me with another sick defense became I am feeling some holy anger right now and you don't want to be on the receiving end.

Wanity:
Good for her

How did you descend to this state? Only God can handle your case.

GoTV:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, i think we Christians have a lot to learn from the ordeal of this innocent lady. She was wrongly accused of drug peddling but the sanctity of her beliefs made her free when she was proven innocent. How many Christians have been innocent of such accusations? We know drug dealing is predominant amongst the igbos who have a Christian majority but no foreign government has ever found any of them innocent due to their bad records abroad. We Christians need to change our ways and stop the urge for fast money. Lets work hard legitimately and emulate the good examples of our Muslim brothers. May God continue to guide us in Jesus name.


On behalf of we Christians, i wish our Muslim brothers and sisters Ramadan Kareem. May Allah accept your ibadah

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I smell hypocrisy or impersonation here.

Same with my friend.
She is not dead but goes through hell every month, and looks sickly.
I wish she could take the bold step instead of waiting for one brother.
May God see every woman in this condition through.

cococandy:
Your life your choice.

I know a lady who ignorantly chose death instead of doing a necessary hysterectomy to save her own life. Because of what ignorant people like these:



would say

She’s buried now and the world moves on

Talents abound.

Incredible!

lukui:
after some time now they will come online and start abusing government, all the federal allocations, and derivations that your states and state governors are collecting, what did they used them for?

later some of them will say that it is their grand fathers money that they used to build Lagos state, what about your own states, go back and develop your states too

Paris club refund, internally generated revenues and all the money that your states are collecting what the hell are they using them for?

what about James ibori, asari dokubo, government epumepolo tompolo, diezani Allison madueke, all the money that they stole , have you collected them back from them before coming to nairaland to abuse buhari!

as if it is buhari that stole the allocations for your state!!!!!!!

The ones your present and past state governors have stolen, how much have you and your community collected/ recovered from them.
Shior!

If you sweat a lot (Heat intolerance) too, go run thyroid function test (TFT)_ It could be hyperthyroidism. You could also google the symptoms of hyperthyroidism.
Good luck.

I use this method if I don't want my tomatoes and peppers to decay when there is no power.

Sunofgod:
They are either corrupt or blind....,

I concor.
This is my what my. polling station looked like on election day.
After INEC officials arrived at 11:30AM. They delayed till it was past 1pm before telling us that they forgot the presidential ballot papers.

Free and fair indeed.

obicentlis:
Contradictory .


The are specimen and not real. For enlightenment purposes. Then, why are you arresting them?

Don't mind the dimwits. They think all of are dumb.

DANIEL! Or Joseph. Highly favoured men.

Still looks fugly. Money wasted.

Avedonn:
Most men pass through this phase. And most girls are good until they passed through the phase of what Mr. Adenuga was complaining about before they metamorphosed to something unbearable.


What I mean is most women are good in their early years until men reshape and mould them to hardliners by mistaken their true and unconditional love for foolishness.

90% of men must have come across a good woman once in their lifetime and misuse or abuse the privilege.

True talk

Come to Ikotun LG Secretariat, you will queue from 4am till the officials arrive. When they arrive, they will count 50 people and ask the rest to repeat the same process until it gets to their turn.

kiahrt:


D two can't be easily separated but don't forget that something great came out of Nazareth. But d % of guys are higher than that of d ladies.

Sorry, I don't understand this.

kiahrt:
Ladies dey go for option C.

abeg who go marry d poor lads in town and any lady ready to hustle together with her guy till things get better?

Seems 21st century ladies ain't wired to hustle with upcoming guys.

Just mi tot ni oo.

How many 21st Century guys are ready to hustle with upcoming ladies?
This generation and hypocrisy!

Wonders shall never end!