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Many of them are not available in this country. They only allow certain countries to work with them.

oluwaseyi0:
When did the ALL angels tell you they like it? Why do you think one-third of the angelic armed forces betray God when the opportunity presents itself, I'm sure others can't wait too

I didn't know they have told you why they rebelled. Well done.

oluwaseyi0:
To go to heaven to do what exactly?

Remember all that will be done in heaven is a repetitive monotheistic hailing of God

What will one do when he get bored after 145 years,
The mere thought of been stuck in that is creepy and not what any sane human should look forward to

Remember you won't grow older or younger, you are simply stuck, and not so many activities to ensure you are not bored, you'll probably live in one house that Jesus prepare for you ... forever

No changing to a bigger or better apartment, no amusement parks or interesting show, no reasonable job, you eat all day and shit and grow overly fat

Also how will some parents cope in hell when their thirteen years old daughter is stuck in hell over mundane offences while the parents are in heaven, rejoicing?

Hian! They are here again with posts that reek of cluelessness.
If the angels are loving it, why won't I? Have you seen believers praising and worshipping God? The joy is priceless!

Listen to Hillsongs' Holy, Holy, Holy is the Lord God Almighty, whenever such crappy thoughts cross your mind again.

I will leave you with this line from Hillsong's So will l :

If the sum of all our praises still falls shy/
Then we"ll sing again a hundred billion times.

Martinez39s:
She has done this many times.

This is the second I have seen; so, I can partially agree with you.

ObaKlaz:
"My pastor said... Somebody said..." That's one of the marks of a baby Christian!
I can safely assume that you have even been defiling the bed with that lady already!

Many of those pastors out there (including some of the very popular ones) are operating with a lying spirit, so they can see and prophesy inaccurately.
Why can't you seek to hear directly from God Himself?!

Stay away from sin, forgive everyone who's ever offended you, fast, pray and God will say/show you some things.

If you are still living in sin and consulting any pastor, it's a waste of effort. With the froward, God will be froward. Approach God Himself on His own terms.

Wow! I love this:
"Approach God Himself on His own terms."
....... .................. .................. .................. ............
Even after Jesus Christ Himself gave us an open cheque: "Come unto me all...", many so-called Christians still run to pastors, prophets and the likes everyday.
Talking of those who put their trust in man; it will end in premium tears.

Satan66:
god made a bet with satan that job would keep his faith and satan agreed to the bet.
How is that not a gamble?
If job had lost his faith then satan would have won.
god gambles

Well, it is obvious that you see things the way you want to see them, not the way they are. Since you twist things to suit your perception, there is no point in replying this.

[quote author=Satan66 post=91797998]Did god not gamble with satan based on jobs faith?[/quote

Christains undergo trials all the time. I don't see how or where Job's trial was a gamble.

God knew that Job loved Him unconditionally. It was Satan only that had doubts. How does that make God a gambler? He said go and see for yourself, Doubting-Thomas.

Naughtysite:
You are talking about hardwork.

Which hardwork pays in Nigeria ?

Perseverance is the keyword here. There are the likes of Dangote, Mark Angel (I don't want to mention certain bankers and business mogul), Zain Asher, etc. who persevered, even though there were setbacks.

You know something? Whether hardwork pays in Nigeria or not, some of us have chosen to do the right thing. God will bless our hustle some day.

Hugo55:
God ways are mysterious. It could be that very thing that everybody hate and dislike so much, that God would use in blessing.
The human mind can never ever comprehend the ways of God. So just rejoice with the buddy, and forget about what God does and do not.

God does not contradict himself. He is not the author of confusion.

There are many verses in the book of Proverbs that condem gambling. If He condemned it once, He will do it again - He doesn't change.

SolidGains:
If you like, call it archaic culture or anything but the day you offered to give me anything with your left hand, walahi, you no go know when hot slap land for your disrespectful face

You never collect slap from lefties na him make body dey catch you. Just try am one day; the slap go reset your perception of lefties.

NarnieAceTech:
Same way my parents, especially my mom forced me to switch to the right hand while growing up, and deep down, it affected my thinking. I had to learn how to use my right, now I'm ambidextrous.
These days, I do everything with my left hand except eating and writing of course.
I'd never ever force my child to be right-handed. Not only because it is bad but because I'm also a fan of lefties. Southpaw for life

South paw for life.

My Pry 2 teacher forced me to sit in the front of the class and write with my right hand. I felt very bad. Nobody considered the fact that my Dad is left handed and mine is inherited from him.
20 + years later, I don't care. I'll even use my left (blessed) hand to give you money or shake hands with you if I feel like.

Those traditionalist should do well to reject a check that is signed or presented to them by Fashola, Bill Gates, Barrack Obama, Mark Zuckerberg, and others.

tribalwarlord:
Make una respect our culture for once... We are Africans abeg


Some things are better left the way they are !!!

Myopia at its best.

Why didn't you leave the killing of twins the way it was? It may surprise you to know that there is a story of some mighty left handed men of valour in the book of Judges in the Holy Bible.

emmaodet:
You should know that the more civilized the world is becoming, the more people will start challenging the Norm.
It is not only marriage that is been attacked daily, it goes to all the things we think are normal before.
Marriage
School/Education
Religion
Jobs/Work/Employment
And many more.
Marriage because people especially guys are now wondering while they should put so much energies to keep Slaving day in day out when there is less stressful alternatives. Life is all about alternatives.
Why should you keep paying for more and more on firewood or kerosine for cooking when there is cheaper gas?
Why slave away your life when there is cheaper FWB, bedmates, open relationship/marriage etc with more rest of mind and less drama.
School - people are now asking if going to school and having certificate is not a waste of time and when there are no jobs?
Religion - you know there is a rise on pastors attack lately likewise tithes
Jobs - people are now questioning while they should keep working their asses from 9-5 for a job that barely pays their bills when a musician, footballer, yahoo guys, runs girls are making far easier money and enjoying their lives.
All these have made the modern man lazier because no more moral to do the good things.
Welcome to the side effect and drawbacks of Capitalist System where the efforts most people will input will be inversely proportional to the output thereby making most to be depressed, unmotivated and lazy to do legal and moral things any more.
Once again, welcome to Globalisation, Capitalism and Civilization

Thanks for taking the time to dissect this.

Ishilove:
So in your mind you have made sense abi?

I am still laughing...

Frankly speaking, I wonder the kind of homes some people come from. It is said that you can't give what you don't have.
If you don't have love, respect, happiness, etc., you can't give same to others.

I am actually referring to the guys who keep bashing women and marriage nonstop.

teefaht:
Hmmm,
All the parents I'm working with stop me from coming since March because of corona in Abuja.
Some are still owing.

Private lessons is even risky this period because parents will owe you and blame it on corona.

Thank God for virtual learning that is bringing token at the end of the month, we for no chop.

I was also wondering because mine did same. One even asked me to teach the child via online.

Most parents are very cautious of their families' safety in this period.

ofiko123:
Let the private school teachers look for other jobs..

They should look for the nonexistent jobs? Who told you they have not been searching? Na so una go just open mouth dey talk.

Drfernandez:
Happy children's day to you and every other kid in this thread.

Happy Children's Day to every chlid in the world.
May you continue to grow in stature and wisdom.

Drfernandez:
Idiot. Take your frustration to another place

Now I know you need help.

Drfernandez:
You are crazy. Adult young age can be 18 - 34 or 12 - 34, mid-age can be 35 - 39 or 35 - 44, middle age can be 40 to 55 or 45 - 65, old age is 66 - infinity.

So, there's nothing wrong in using my own definition to capture my thoughts, because there is no standard for it.

There is no standard for it? Stop displaying your ignorance, please. This your mentality is why certain people/tribe in Lagos refer to a lady between 20-30 as Mummy or Mama.

Of course there's nothing wrong with giving your opinion, but note that there is a reason why some opinions are rated 0/100 while some are graded 50/100, and some could even earn 95/100.

In my opinion, and that of many before me, this your opinion is 0.5/100.

Op, do the right thing and stop arguing blindly.

I come in peace.

Please, Sir, let your wife know before the sister starts blackmailing you.

If you are still indecisive, remember the story of Joseph and Potiphar's wife; and also remember that you can't afford to have a 'woman scorned' living under the same roof with you and your loved ones.

May God give you the wisdom to deal with this.

StrikeBack:
What happened to this song gullible people sing

Jesus power super power

Mammy water power powerless power
Corona virus power powerless power
Cancer power powerless power


What happened

RIP ravi

I believe that the greatest reward or respnse of God to His own (true Christians) is to keep their focus on Him, untill they join Him in enternity.
Earth and its imperfections was never meant for us, that's why when one is called to glory, we rejoice, while begging God to give us the grace to make Heaven too.

If I had cancer, and you place heaven and healing before me, I would go with Heaven, because after healing, I might mess up and miss Heaven.

This guy funny die.

You can send your 2 eggs to me via Aladdin's flying mat. I need it more than the other person.

Thanks in advance.

Adorable.

OgogoroFreak:
Them don swap one of his twin

'The results showed that the children have the same mother but not the same father.

Wilson looks finer as a man.

Xbolmax:
that not an octopus that a fish called eel

Hey, thanks! I misinterpreted the pix. I thought even thing had just one body.

scoundrel:
This reminds me of how my friend once thought Sia was a 22 year old black woman. He had fantasies of impregnating and starting a family with her. When I finally showed him the picture of a 51 year old white Sia my guy claimed he’ll castrate himself for the deceit he put himself through.

Sia's voice and disguise can easily deceive someone, especiall if all you see is only her red (lipstick covered) lips and clean legs.

My male neighbour also thought she is a young girl untll I showed him her picture.

Take a look at this fine school where a teacher can wear jeans and shirt to work. If it were to be all these 15k & 20k pako school in lagos, they would have insisted that one wears chinos trousers, shirt & tie with/without suit jacket and a black shoe for the men while the ladies where same with a skirt in place of the trousers.

One proprietress even told me that a gown is inappropriate in a school environment. ... We yaff suffered.

Xbolmax:
octopus ko, jelly fish ni octopus ko, jelly fish ni

I have not seen a roasted octopus before, but those branches/legs/hands look like the tentacles of a big octopus.

Octopus

hopefulLandlord:
OP at the end asked, WHAT CAN GOD NOT Do?

Answer: heal an amputee. Funny enough Salamanders and starfishs grow back lost limbs without screaming the name of a dead son of a Jewish carpenter but humans can't grow back theirs no matter the level of prayer being offered to an omnipotent god who said you'd get anything you ask for in his name if you have faith even if it's as small as a mustard seed. Looks like no amputee has faith lol

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/35/9a/f1/359af19d2a6f12b78926f119862c9e67.jpg

You don't mean it.
Since the (Jewish) God cannot heal an amputee, why don't you remain loyal to the salamanders and starfish while some of us remain loyal to the God. who created the salamanders and the starfish?

May sense fall on you in Jesus name.