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TravelRe: Before Leaving Nigeria: Things You Must Know by pato405(m): 1:22pm On Jun 10, 2012
that cube63 or whatever he calls himself is just sooo D-A-F-T!! his brain mass is less than a dice cube indeed.
HealthRe: What Are The Anti-itch Or Pruritic Drugs/ Bablets? Plz List Them. by pato405(m): 12:59pm On Jun 10, 2012
@Joel.

U welcome !
PoliticsRe: Petrol Tanker Falls On Lagos-Ibadan Highway, Berger Axis by pato405(m): 10:39am On Jun 10, 2012
just imagine if the miserable boko boys with suicide bombing tendencies by chance find their way here. a 20naira cigarette lighter will suffice. angry angry. why convey highly inflammable materials by road? 9ja leaders are not in any way clueless. they know the right thing to do. they are simply WICKED. What will it cost to invest meaningfully into railways sad sad sad
PropertiesRe: Pictures Dont Lie: The Real Mowe And Ofada Agents Wont Tell You About by pato405(m): 2:02pm On Jun 08, 2012
hello, Adewale. spoke with you but network wasn't so good. been trying to call back to no avail. you can reach me on minajkindy@yahoo.co.uk
HealthRe: Beware Of Swimming Pools by pato405(m): 1:37pm On Jun 03, 2012
never wear a contact lens in a swimming pool
HealthRe: Hairloss I Need Advice On What To Do. by pato405(m): 1:36pm On Jun 03, 2012
purely psychological
HealthRe: One Day Menstruation by pato405(m): 1:34pm On Jun 03, 2012
postinor at work
HealthRe: Always Feeling Sick For The Past 2 Months by pato405(m): 1:33pm On Jun 03, 2012
it's yur diet. go on fruits and vegetables. avoid stress from yur job. relax more and spend time on recreation
HealthRe: What Are The Anti-itch Or Pruritic Drugs/ Bablets? Plz List Them. by pato405(m): 1:28pm On Jun 03, 2012
simply take piriton tho side effects will sedate you. Loratidine is better but more expensive. it's only better because it won't sedate you
HealthRe: Dated For 9 Years Just To Fine Out That Both Of Us Have Same Genotype (as) by pato405(m): 1:25pm On Jun 03, 2012
as a health practitioner i would advise you (sadly tho) to split. the guilt of killing your own baby alone will demoralise you for a long time if not for eternity particularly if your religious creeds are against it. you'll blame yurselves - that at least others allowed theirs to thrive and faced the challenges but you didn't..rather you chose to snuff lyf out of the poor foetus. i understand how you guys feel having dated for 9 good yrs but when issues of lyf are involved, you have to painstakingly take the right decision. i'm afraid you may just have to let the relationship go than lyf being wasted. wat if the abortion results in complication which either takes yur own lyf, or hampers yur chances of conceiving again.

so, best I can sadly say is simply let go.
AutosRe: 2004 Bmw 318i Coja (naija Used) by pato405(m): 3:29pm On Jun 02, 2012
what stops him from posting the price? angry angry angry
TravelRe: Before Leaving Nigeria: Things You Must Know by pato405(m): 12:31pm On Jun 02, 2012
efe22: Wise comment. To add to this, the best way to enjoy oversea is go there and buy fast selling goods back here in Nigeria than stay there and wasting years.
thread closed! that was spot on. you stole my thunder.
TravelRe: Before Leaving Nigeria: Things You Must Know by pato405(m): 12:20pm On Jun 02, 2012
Sweetlemon: I can see people are just consoling themselves here. Let me tell you something. If you go to a country like America or Canada armed with a clear vision of EXACTLY what you are going there to do, determination and focus, the sky will just be the starting point for you. You also need to do away with a lot of backward and unproductive Nigerian mentality some people have. Carriage and charisma are also important. This may sound funny but razzness will drag you behind o! My kid brother who went there last year has now bought a car for himself (something he wouldn't have dreamed of doing here in Nigeria) and sponsoring his own education.
is car an achievement? everyone knows cars are one of the cheapest tins abroad
TravelRe: Before Leaving Nigeria: Things You Must Know by pato405(m): 10:36am On Jun 02, 2012
it's really not easy here guys. cash is hard to come by. people are so conservative particularly in UK. every penny means a lot. but sincerely, 9ja is in quagmire, 9ja is so so disorganised. if only we can get 9ja organised and curb corruption, no Nigerian will waste time queuing for a Visa and even if they travel out, they'll be itching to get back. overall, I think apart from the exposure - the opportunity to see tech advancements at its best, organisation, social amenities and cultural diversity, there's nothing here. home's better. however, when one thinks of the disorganisation and security threats at home, you shudder with fear. you can't even trust the next person seated next to you in a commercial bus,you can't walk freely at 9t,you suspect everyone even when they mean no harm, you sleep with one eye closed, a mere tyre burst and people take to their heels e.t.c just gets one confused. to go back na wahala, to stay na wahala. undecided undecided undecided
BusinessRe: Customers To Provide National Identity Number At Banks by pato405(m): 1:00pm On Jun 01, 2012
how about Nigerians who are not in the country but own a bank account at home? huh huh huh huh are they all supposed to come back for NIN? i'm lost here o!
EducationRe: Police Sprays Tear Gas In UNILAG/MAU: Gunshots Too by pato405(m): 12:43pm On Jun 01, 2012
the name really suits them. they are truly MALOOOS (COWS) MAULAG f00lhardys. even a cow knows this isn't worth risking its lyf for. it's a fedral uni & you are subject to terms and conditions of the federal authorities. they all signed it at the point of acceptance of their offer of admission. MALOO MAULAG students should simply accept the new nomenclature, read and quietly pick up their MALOO degrees away from MAULAG. angry angry
PropertiesRe: 12 Units 4bedrooms terrace house For Sale at Ikeja Gra (pix attached) by pato405(m): 8:52am On May 31, 2012
why has he decided to conceal the price now? angry angry angry angry
PropertiesRe: Elegant Houses For Rent In Asaba Delta State by pato405(m): 8:49am On May 31, 2012
cant you just try an post the pix? what do you mean by ''elegant''? it's so vague.
Jokes EtcState Of Nigerian Education! by pato405(op): 7:35am On May 29, 2012
saw this on fb:

Many Nigerian professors were called and asked to sit in an air plane. When they had sat,they were informed that the plane was made by their students. All of them ran and got out of the plane except one. People asked him the reason He said,"If it's made by my students,it will not even start.lol
PoliticsRe: NEPA: No More Black- Out 1986 by pato405(m): 5:12pm On May 28, 2012
you guys misinterpreted the headline. what they meant was that from 1986 the progression retrogression starts till you'll eventually depend 100% on your 'better pas my neighbour'. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: A Crazy Job Interview Test: What Would U Do If...? by pato405(m): 9:34pm On May 27, 2012
Acidosis: I'll simply leave my car for my friend to drive along side the old woman to a nearby clinic. Then alone in the storm with my dream lover. . Its goin be a romantic moment
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AutosRe: 2002 Land Rover Freelander Just From UK ! by pato405(m): 6:56pm On May 24, 2012
folex: right hand drive!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked this must be a huge joke!!!
he's a clown. 1.2mil grin grin grin grin
PropertiesRe: How The Chinese Built A 30-Storey Hotel From Scratch: Super-Fast by pato405(m): 11:47pm On May 23, 2012
Fake! we can do better! grin
AutosRe: Reg C-CLASS Benz 2006 For 600k Call 08189989354 by pato405(m): 11:22pm On May 23, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin
AutosRe: Very Clean Tokunbo 2001 Nissan Altima @ 750k by pato405(m): 11:14pm On May 23, 2012
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PoliticsRe: National Assembly Is A Den Of Rogues & Armed Robbers - Obasanjo by pato405(m): 12:09pm On May 23, 2012
that is no news. even a toddler in Nigeria knows.
RomanceRe: Girls Read Plsssssssssss by pato405(m): 8:56pm On May 21, 2012
gemstone22: I no beg u to believe me but it happened to me and it happens to women everyday. Some guys are only meek and loving when money no dey. Immediately money show,dem go forget how e dey when pepper no rest. That's the truth.
such a guy must be a fool. no guy can have a girl who went thru turmoil with him and decide to leave her when things get better. that kind of lady should be treated like a Queen [except she was running her mouth throu-out that period o!]
RomanceRe: Girls Read Plsssssssssss by pato405(m): 8:51pm On May 21, 2012
kay9: grin grin grin grin I'm so gonna make a t-shirt!!
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Seriously though, i think you ladies have it twisted. The moral of the story isnt ''Go and love a poor boy'' (lol @ feminine reasoning...); the moral is ''Don't make financial affluence your top criteria in choosing your man''. Look, we all have dreams, and NOBODY dreams to be poor. Money definitely counts, no denying it! Heck, i wouldnt want my wife going to antenatal sessions on gaddam kekenapep, lol... The wahala is that lotsa women wana CONFIRM first that the dude's bank account is Heavy-weight Category-A BEFORE accepting him.
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This is not to say that gemstone22's story isnt true though... As much as i hate to admit it, some guys are truly a$$wipes - poor, broke a$$wipes! Lol grin grin But this is where your feminine wisdom should be applied! Shebi y'all ladies keep claiming you're smarter than guys? Well, that ''smartness'' was given to you so you can choose wisely! wink
certified Nitwit. solicitor and advocate for feminine exploitative rampage disguised as romance. your post makes no sense. you speak from both sides of your mouth drooling and spewing gibberish. the so called guys and self acclaimed spendthrifts like you [if at all you are one because peple like you na borrow pose] were once poor - need i remind you. what do you define as feminine wisdom? mu*mu. which one is masculine and which is feminine. wisdom now has gender context to it. you define playing smart on their guys as 'feminine wisdom' carry your dirty contagious concepts away from here. OP opened this thread for admonition and not to massage their misconceptions riddled by insatiable quest for materialism. if a guy is an as-s wipe as you describe them, ask yourself what made him appealing in the first place to the lady. huh huh huh. abi ladies suddenly catapault themselves to the streets to fall for an as-s wipe? whatever happened to waiting to study whom you are dealing with before jumping at him.

one as-s wipe flaunts some little borrowed money and the ladies go head over heel gaga with him, when he's finished lavishing the loan, he now potrays his true colour out of fraustration and you turn around to call him as-wipe broke as8s ni*ga undecided undecided undecided undecided. whatever made any lady fall for an as*s wipe should equally keep her glued to him o! cool
RomanceRe: Girls Read Plsssssssssss by pato405(m): 6:58pm On May 21, 2012
gemstone22: I once dated a guy who after university and service,couldn't get a job. That didn't deter me. I loved him and believed in him. I supported him financially,materially and was faithful and loyal. When the job eventually came after a few years,it came with benefits and he became too busy for me. He also started dating other women and just discarded me like I was nothing 4getting quickly all we went through together.. Please,I beg, why would I want to go through that twice in one lifetime? Mine is just 1 story in millions out there. I beg leave mata joo.
falsehood. lieeeesss!
RomanceRe: Girls Read Plsssssssssss by pato405(m): 4:56pm On May 21, 2012
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RomanceRe: Girls Read Plsssssssssss by pato405(m):
[quote author=buJu-234]after running around the few rich guys; they will now wake up one day (@ 35yrs)
and b asking funny questions:-

Nigerian Guys, Why Are You Scared Of Marriage

https://www.nairaland.com/942770/nigerian-guys-why-you-scared[/quote]grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

OR:

they reduce their age, come to Nairaland and post:


I'm 28, Desperate to settle down

e.g

https://www.nairaland.com/912321/im-28-desperate-settle-down/1


you then begin to wonder, where have they been since? didn't any man approach them before now? obviously many have but NO! they'll turn him down. why? He is too short, he is too dark, he is NOT RICH.

one of them even came here and said:

''I love my boyfriend but he is too fat''


https://www.nairaland.com/892943/love-boyfriend-he-too-fat


funny complains. naija babes, be content with your bf's. take them as they are, support them, encourage them, leave old married/ men sugar daddies with pot bellies because they give you freebies and money.Awoof dey run belle o! angry angry angry. there's no ready made guy. hustle with your guy. I know all these are just empty preaching becos you girls will never flinch from gold and diamond digging in desperate bid to satisfy your covetous greed for blackberry and Brazillian hair. you'll soon dig snakes if you don't desist from gold digging. angry. longer throats!
RomanceRe: Girls Read Plsssssssssss by pato405(m): 9:51pm On May 20, 2012
DailyNews: My dear, its not all about poverty or whatever, its about being sure that this very girl isn't after your money, its about making sure that the girl u call girlfriend, fiancee, or wife isn't just loving you because u give her money, buy her gifts, gives her this favor & that...not necessarily becos guys want girls to love them as poor people, who loves poverty? by the way, y do u think rich guys marry late? its cos of confusion as to why girls like them, they get confused & believe that all girls love them cos of their money, which is very scary maybe u as a girl don't know. but for instance, how would u feel to discover that a guy is tripping for u just becos u have some irrelevant physical qualities & not cos of ur inner beauty, person & character? see, it is cos of this same reason that most guys that were not born rich goes back to their former girlfriends when they were nobody to marry them when they become rich. Kanu Nwankwo the popular footballer if I am not mistaken, did it, Tuface went back to the girl he had been dating for long after discovering that every girl wants to marry him cos of his fame, now the owner of facebook did same, does it mean he is not seeing all those super-models & elegant high-class girls to marry but he still went back to his long time girlfriend...men feel insecure a lot if u girls dnt know, especially when they become financially buoyant, they see all girls as gold-diggers...and thats why they always go back to their childhood or previous girlfriends who showed excellent character & manner. so all those stories some bad ladies do cook up that once a one-time poor guy hits the rich list, he will kick his long time gf its a pure LIE from the tongue & heart of bad deceptive ladies who want to mislead others into living immoral & useless life they are living. See, I am witness okay? Two of my elder brothers married their childhood girlfriends who stood by them when they were nobody, and two others are about marrying their school girlfriends, and they have made it now & never kicked the girls away, so don't let anybody deceive u pls...men have conscience more than women, ask anybody...and men respect the ladies who stood by them during the days of little beginning & hardly do they play with such ladies except the unreasonable who always live to regret it in their lives. again, y do u think more marriages are breaking & collapsing daily in our days now unlike in the past? its becos of this recent craze by our ladies not to walk through the pathe of life with a potential guy but to wait for an already made guy who would come & take them to an already built castle...which hardly survive for long...pls preach good moral, don't deceive the young girls with this kind of moral teaching pls...its really destroying both relationships & marriages in Nigeria today. Take care and all the best.
they will NEVER listen. they want it QUICK QUICK. ''READY MADE'' Luvers. naija babes. for better for stay, for worse for GO

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