₦airaland Forum

FreshNotemike:
Omo, Israel no want slow down at all oh.

Like they've been itching for Gaza to F up, and treat it

10mobile:
Na wah! Looks like NNPP believes it can produce the next President. Even APC doesn't have so much squabbles. Plus, I wrongly thought Kwankwaso founded NNPP.

Him too na opportunist like Obi...

Truths9ja:
Once I have a baby outside marriage, I will never marry again- Reality Tv Star, Mercy Eke

I won’t get married, I will adopt a surrogate method for babies says Mercy Eke of BB9ja👶

📹: @Herodaniels


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PBh9AqvvFM?si=1lWUWgvl0nfH8HaS

We understand... you'll hoe yourself to stupor.

KillIgbohoN0W:
Below are photos.
Source: The Cable

what's going on?

The same jagajaga Lagos agents agents dey use me do shakara for my 1M for rent.

Woni kure

Ab0bii:
People get liver o

So there are still humans in that hospital after all the warnings abi? I would have run far away from that place if i happen to stay even near that vicinity.

May we not be at a wrong place with our stubborn head at the wrong time amen.



I no fit type my precious R I P on this one. Next pls

What if they were being kept hostage?

chokekachy:
https://independent.ng/obi-not-tinubu-won-2023-presidential-election-says-ex-sgf-babachir-lawal/?utm_source=&utm_medium=

This one get poor drug compliance.

Samantha124:
Sepedi dance of course, why? Because I'm a Mopedi.

The Sotho dance isn't difficult too... As long as I can move my shoulders, then the rest is nothing.

And again with the Swati dance, all I need is a large kitchen knife and a shield, their dance steps don't seem difficult.

And with the Tsongas, I'll first need a xhibelani to test if I can shake it...

Marry me dear, I've always wanted a south African woman

officialwdhtv:
Nigerian man spends 40m Naira at a nightclub

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyQAod4L8tp/?igshid=NjIwNzIyMDk2Mg==


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG_Q1gBWsf4

Shayo na bastard truetrue.

Hin eye go clear tomorrow, bet am

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/No-warning-before-next-strike-Labour-tells-FG

Try am if dem born una well

officialwdhtv:
Video of single ladies in wedding gowns praying for a life partner before the end of this year

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLaBIgNTcp8

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyXeZ5bLgRd/?igshid=NjIwNzIyMDk2Mg==

Burna Boy described them perfectly as thinking opposite of reality.

Them go chop these ones taya...

Laturuturu:
Yes Aunty Stella then hv one boyfriend that will fork her for free collect money from her and even beat her join.
She is very beautiful. As per say we are from same state I call her Aunty that means I can't fuxk her though I want to. She took me as her younger bro
Buy me food and drink join but small boys for area dey fuxk her. I go come they look when I go fuxk her
Though I fuxk them mama Ibeji ,iya ngozi ,lady b with her big yansh
Aunty Stella was mad at me when she heard I don fuxk mama ibeji. She say why will I fuxk old.mama....I told her sorry I won't do it again.
She like me die ....but I no shook her

Where will I see ashewo fucck for Fadeyi busstop?

officialwdhtv:
Lady calls off wedding to fiance after discovering that he slept with multiple men in the University years back.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IsIez-j2sk

She should have said yes she'll never find another man like him, cos she's not into gays.

No need arguing with a psychotic.

FreeStuffsNG:
There's a very long procedure to renounce your original citizenship that makes it almost impossible to achieve. The secondary citizenship is the one that you can easily renounce or forfeit.

Hmmm, and I'm this situation his original citizenship is Nigeria ofcourse.


What a conundrum

FreeStuffsNG:
It took the Isreali government turning them back mid air before they suspended flights to Israel.

And these are the same people who will immediately suspend flights if it was one non-western nation.

Foreign Secretary James Cleverly said that while the UK government has a duty to support its citizens, "the situation here is a bit different because a lot of the Brits are dual nationals and regard Israel as their home".

The UK Foreign Affairs secretary has tactically established the disparity between being a dual citizen and full citizen in this case. Dual citizens are not top priorities and in the event of evacuation, full citizens will take priority. This partly explains why the UK govt can not invoke citizenship in the treason case of the proscribed IPOB group leader.

Dual citizens are like supernumerary group which can be easily dispensed with. If you are still mouthing that he is a UK citizen you are right but in their record, you are dual and has another home you are beholden to. Check my signature for free stuffs!

What if he chooses to renounce his citizenship status with one of the country, and focus fully on the other? Like focus fully on British citizenship?

press9jatv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-31CpLPokk?si=vkCPmoAkTZzyKYtF



https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/10/lady-who-embarked-on-a-one-month-dry-fasting-finally-breaks-it.html

Video Credit: Joyce Uguru

"If you speak to God, you're religious, but if you claim God spoke to you, you're psychotic."

-Gregory House.


This is na simply psycho patient oh

ijustdey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjbA7XWFsNc?si=t1Il_c6XYIxw8oGF



https://dailytrust.com/female-students-how-we-killed-club-owner-in-hotel-room/

See the ugly muchenchens sef.

God really dealt with us by creating women oh.

Na these things we go fall for, wey go still dey dey treat fvckup wey no dey...

ahnie:
Steamed,well steamed n garnished then zonked inside the stew.

If you dey stay Lagos come use 1week for my house for Yaba.

Biodun556:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0FPpGn67Y4JbLEyr8Nv1fnRCgxGWsv1wtgA5s4yH42tS11qbaiFaqVRCbN87bsBNYl&id=100057351074401&mibextid=2JQ9oc

This post of his just inspired my dream to japa meen.

He would have probably been a nobody had he stayed back in Naija?

Sirchiboy:
Delta.
Enugu.
Imo
Edo.
Rivers.
Anambra

Rivers is the best because of easy access with their varieties of ukwu

You mean say yansh plenty there?

NewDea4:
CNG that the morons are shouting about is now more expensive than diesel and it has lower energy-density in fact

These APC guys are very useless people they don't know what they are doing. I pity stupid Nigerians who cannot think for themselves and understand how useless these fools actually are

Please what does the lower energy density portend?

mariahAngel:
Heyyy foodies!!! 👋🏼
Happy weekend to you all.

So, I did a research on the most eaten foods in the world, and these are the top 5 according to some websites.

Do you agree with the list?
What food(s) do you think should in the top 5?

Picture credit: Google.

No wonder the world is highly malnourished.

No goatmeat there.

Tcheweee

CilicMarin:
Source: @HQNigerianArmy

These guys are still tightly holding on to this Biafra currency.

A pity...

pendragonbladgo:
With this, I see Tinubu as God's planned President for Nigeria - the more they fight him, the stronger and Popular they make him to be!

Nigeria has finally gotten it right this time.

I'm jettisoning any remnant japa plans I may have had.
😁😁😁

d142475:
Are you playing? 3.52 is a weak 2:1 at best.

Did you see the over 4 there, or you're just literally partially blinded by hatred.

3.52/4 correlates with 4.52/5, which is a solid 1:1.

Mumu

We always have to teach y'all like someone building a house.

Nbote:
Lolzzzz... This country is a joke. The govt's knee-jerk response each time tells u about how unprepared they are for anything. Majority of Nigerians are either unemployed, self employed or underemployed and are all affected by the inconsiderate policies of the govt. What exactly are the measures to alleviate their sufferings? One would have thought the govt had plans and measures in place to cushion the effect on transportation costs and inflation especially but instead they are busy bragging about sharing food to a select few and sharing monies to an imaginary populace.

Still better than Obi that'll call your bluff, telling you to do your worst, and plunge the country into 13months strike like he did in Anambra.

Tinubu always did whatever he could to prevent a strike while a Governor of Lagos State.

That's why the state was buoyant enough to be run by subsequent Governors, and not the stress Soludo is going through to resurrect a state that has been ran aground by Obi

Islie:
https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-fg-jerks-up-provisional-wage-increment-to-n35000/amp

So it's still 25k for the rest of us then.

lonelydora:
In an automatic gear, just remove your leg from the accelerator (throttle) while the gear is in "Drive"..... the "engine braking" will slow the car down.

In a manual gear, take the car to gear 1 and leave it there.

I have heard people say "put the gear in Neutral". Don't do this, please.

In all of these, steer the vehicle by concentrating on the road and look for a barrier (like road median or tree) and face the vehicle to.

Why not in neutral please?

UncleKoboko:

IF NA AUTOMATIC GEAR AND YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR ANCESTORS IN A FLASH, SWITCH THE GEAR TO "P" PARK...


Thank me later

Lol, abeg wetin go happen?

Wisdomkosi:
Newstead Makmond Boss, Evang Dr.Chinedum Obue, Wife Welcome Twins After Some Years (Photos)

In a remarkable celebration of faith, Evangelist Dr. Chinedum Obue and his wife marked a joyous milestone on Sunday, September 17, 2023, as they dedicated their long-awaited set of twins.

The event, which took place in Enugu, drew crowds from various corners of the globe and was a testament to the power of faith and divine favor.

Igbere TV reports that Evangelist Chinedum Obue, who also serves as the Chairman of Newstead Makmond Company LTD, a reputable Real Estate and Construction Company headquartered in Enugu, shared their journey to parenthood. He spoke of how he had accepted the challenge of sponsoring a mega crusade in his church in October of the previous year, a decision that he believes opened numerous doors, including the cherished door of conception. "Sponsoring Kingdom mandates is a sure way to open doors," he proclaimed.

The dedication ceremony attracted distinguished figures, including church leaders such as The Rt. Rev Christian Onyeka Onyia, Bishop, Anglican Diocese of Nike. The Rt. Rev Aloysius E. Agbo, Bishop, Anglican Diocese of Nsukka. The Rt. Rev Nedison Foreman, Bishop, Anglican Diocese of Jalingo and The Rt. Rev. Idris Ado Zubairu, Bishop, Anglican Diocese of Sokoto, among others. It was a gathering that transcended denominations, uniting anointed men of God from both Anglican denominations and beyond.

In addition to the spiritual leaders, the ceremony was graced by family, friends, royal dignitaries, and prominent individuals from various sectors. Notable figures present included Hon. Anthony Nwankwo, a House of Assembly member representing Awgu South Constituency, Hon. Livinus Nze Anike, Executive Chairman of Enugu East Local Government Area, and Hon. Chinedu Onyeagba, Executive Chairman of Oji River Local Government, to name a few.

The event's Master of Ceremony was none other than Nollywood Veteran, Chief Imo Comedy, adding an entertainment touch to the solemn occasion.

Evang. Dr. Chinedum Obue, a native of Nise in Awka South of Anambra State, also the founder and Chairman of Newstead Makmond Company, emphasized the company's commitment to providing affordable housing and land opportunities within the South East and Abuja. He expressed, "Newstead Makmond is a Company built by God, we cannot afford to fail our clients and prospects"

Throughout his journey, Evangelist Chinedum Obue has consistently served as an evangelist, spreading the Gospel of Christ across denominations and nations, accompanied by undeniable signs of God's presence and power.

The culmination of their faith journey, the birth of twin boys, attracted well-wishers from all corners of the world to the dedication and thanksgiving event in Enugu on September 17, 2023.

Indeed, their story serves as a testament to the unwavering power of faith and dedication to serving God. Congratulations to the family of Evangelist Dr. and Mrs. Chinedum Obue on their double blessing!.


Source : https://igberetvnews.com/1453963/newstead-makmond-boss-evang-dr-chinedum-obue-wife-welcome-twins-years-photos/

IVF at play, yet na undeserving God go collect am

preekahantas:
I'm sure he was trying to protect her from unforseen circumstances. Nigerian men have no use other than violence.

Just google search "Nigerian Man". If you don't see any news or pictures of violence or criminality, come back here and call me a goat.

I did as you said, and I'm here to call you a goat...