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It can only happen in the Northern part of Nigeria. Where things really work as it supposed to.

Damn right. Got my passport the next day I did it in Jigawa.

Woulda gotten it that same day sef, but started the process late, around to 4pm.

My passport was sitting fresh on their table the next morning.

Demand and supply rules everything in the south here.

My passy don expire since 2020 but yet to refresh it cos I dey Lagos. Waiting for when next I'll be in the North to renew it cos I know sey dem go first almost kille before dem give me another one for here

nnewsnjobs:
Don't buy, the naira to dollar exchange rate you are seeing is not the actual rate, you need to wait till middle 2024 to know if there will be stability.

Do you think the naira is still gonna fall further or what?

digitite:
Egyptians are not racist. They are the best people I have ever come across. In all my stays, I wore Crucifix and would enter the roughest of neighbourhood as a church boy in the midst of learned sheiks to do computer courses. What did you do to them ?

Maybe you go dey form Americana. Haha. They love Africans and you find genuine pan africanist there and sometimes they are frustrated at our slave like mentality. There is no office in Egypt that denied me any documents or favour.

I stayed in Wadi-hof, a stone throw to Helwan University and the military barack and would always visit Nigerians in Nasr city and Maadi. Infact during the Revolution that toppled Mubarak, my customers ( Egyptians ) called and asked if i needed anything and my landlords ( Black and Arab Egyptians would wait for my transfer that can take weeks to settle the rents ). Even when i came out to assist in securing the neighbourhood from runaway prisoners, they asked me not to worry and to go back to my apartment.

If you are familiar training with their footballers. We hung out at Wadi Degla, Zamalek academies and with top Nigerian stars at Arab contractors, Tanta and so on and countless of us that went on trials and transfers to Europe, Middle East, Asia and Australia.

Or na their solid babes you want marry ? Just look clean. More beautiful than westernised girls and they dont look down on you. If not for Israel , na them we prefer ooo.

Whats your experience ?

Them dey give out their babes to outsiders for marriage or lashings?

Me go like fvck Egyptian vagay oh

Reelmii:
...one day i will understand how to enjoy football

Let me suck your titties and you'll enjoy it.

nnewsnjobs:
Go and sell your dollar, the peak time for dollar to go up was August, September and October, because we had very high demand during these period since most traders source for more dollars within these period to place order for good they want to sell during this December period.
So from November, dollar demand tends to reduce a little bit, also by December many people abroad will come home with some dollars as well.

So I don't think we will have a very sharp further increase again, rather we should have a stagathering drop.

Perhaps one should buy around that December and keep for the rainy days next year early 2024, when it would risk up again.

Wetin you think?

eliwa47:
Commendable, wait a minute, is it not the same ticket of 1.5m to UK? Eish, we don suffer for this country o. UK ticket wey be 320k in 2019

How much e be now for Benin republic sef?

I hear say dem don dey snatch people handbag wey dey ply that's route

HenryThegreat1:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/11/wage-award-40-salary-increase-fg-dashes-hope-of-workers-cant-pay-mdas/

I got my September 35k minimum wage boost on 31st October, so where is this nonsense story coming from?

Emperormartin:
She's going to lose many female fans just because of this statement

Lol, e go shock you say reverse would be the case

TruthsFM:
Former EFCC chairman, Abdulrasheed Bawa, received in grand style in his home town Jega, Kebbi state.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvZke81elbM

Future Governor.

Tilumbu steady making leaders

Otulented:
Jonathan the biggest joke, of all time.

As in!

If Obi is declared winner tomorrow, you'll see him shining teeth with him too...

Errand boy ex president

Athena6:
So Nigeria have finally happen to me, I thought if I save a little to the 5M I have, it would be able to leave this country by next year.

But right now, it is impossible, I saw on Twitter how a lady was begging money for flight ticket which was about 2.2M, just flight ticket o.

Months ago, a relative of mine told me someone is looking for a dependent and he will connect me to the person, he said the payment was 4M and I was not going to pay much after that and I will stay with the person in the UK before I settle on my own but I was forming big girl saying I will do my process by myself.

Now look, dollar have increased, the money is now worthless, anyway when there is life, there is hope.

Nairaland please help me think of a business to start with 2M, I can't just leave the money in the bank to keep on depreciating.

Thank you

You shoulda been saving in Dollars, that way you woulda cut your losses.

Now you gotta invest in Naija to grow the Naira. You got no choice man.

That was the plan all along, to keep Nigerians stuck in Naija.

You go no where ma nigggar, we go chop smelly ofada rice together man...

In need of a sales boy/girl and a manager in Lagos for a new bar about to open up, in a small way.

2 Sales boy/girl- #25,000/month

1 Bar Manager- #50,000/month

Atleast 18years of age, minors not eligible.

A bar of just 10taboes and 40chairs max.

Work schedule:

8am-10pm: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Sundays.

8am-12midnight: Friday and Saturdays.

shydoki@gmail.com for correspondence.

Makunahatata:
Rip Mohbad... Laslas nobody kill am, na just medical negligence. 😒

Nursical negligence

leanonme82:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddi9hPX6PbM

The governor posted this on his twitter page:



Source: Babajide Sanwo-Olu (Twitter)

Shey I no go go open business laidis?

Abi na so I go dey dull dey go be this?

RingRoadCartel:
Exactly!
Who turns down free 10 Mill? Especially now that the breadwinner is not alive. A TV Station owner offered this woman 10 Million Naira, but the only caveat was that she will have to get a paternity test done at his hospital. If Mohbad is the father of Liam, he will wire her the money at the spot.

Till today, she hasn't returned his call after accepting to get it done. Only for them to publish a few weeks later that a DNA test was done and it affirms the child's paternity. The man said that he contacted Mohbads dad and asked him if he gave specimen to the hospital where she claimed to have carried out the test and the dad said NO.

So on who's DNA did the hospital use as base to determine the child's paternity when the grandfather didn't give specimen? That's what informed Mohbads dads recent clamour for a DNA test. I believe Nairaland even published it yesterday.

How you take know say the man na Mohbad papa sef?

Fear women oh...

FreeStuffsNG:
Top 10 African countries with the highest number of millionaires in 2023





https://businessday.ng/news/article/776253-countries/

So no billionaire in Ghana, and dem go dey do lepa gau for us?

Well safe to say SA is currently the richest country in Africa.

Tinubu would do something about that by the end of his tenure.

officialwdhtv:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/live-blog/rcna122249

Abeg which state for US wey no get psycho wey I got move into, when I finally decide to Japa?

These shootings dey scare the fvck outtae meen...

Atleast I can avoid the North in Nigeria, but where do I avoid in the US?

Aonkuuse:
Source: https://trendygists.com/2023/10/25/missing-uniport-student-otuene-justina-nkang-found-dead/

Me wey be Medical Doctor, 20yr old girl dey do shakara give me her number.

I just allow her type the rubbish finish, collect my phone, smile at her say thank you, and delete the rubbish wey she type for my phone as I dey waka comot.

Supremos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msOYMd5sf7Q?si=waYjICSxH7qOlL9y


My boss deceived me into donating my kidney over empty $20m promise — Driver
By Evelyn Usman

A 42-year-old man, Nwoko Eric, yesterday, revealed how his former boss allegedly deceived him to donate one of his kidneys to his (the boss) younger brother, only to abandon him after the transplant was done.



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/10/my-boss-deceived-me-into-donating-my-kidney-over-empty-20m-promise-driver/

We can all see UK did the right thing locking up that man.

uche87:
Osahon George Osayimwen is a passionate writer and Psychologist based in England.

What about working as a Medical Doctor in the UK?

emmanuelpopson:
last year October.. i was in this same situation but mine was at Akure, Ondo state.. the madness and rush for passport was out of this world.. i left Lagos for Akure kos the date for capturing would be a long time. i didn't mind the transport and stress so i left for ONDO STATE for my passport too. the crowd was massive too but i was able to get it done the second day and i had it collected by February this year. surprisingly, the date on the passport issuance was February too

Me that wants to renew and edit the name on my passport nko?

Shey I won't wait till eternity laidis?

taylor88:
Igbos should go home



I understand why Lagos is so important to the Ognos is because of the seaport



And I pray and hope Alex Otti keeps his abia state seaport development


Immediately that seaport is open in Abia state LMFAO


Lagos go know say no be yoruba get Lagos

What is this one saying?

You sound psychotic.

Solsix:
The post say fellow doctors

Sundry too was added

Hello my fellow Medical Doctor colleagues.
I'm a medical doctor currently in residency training, and have spent 10months in it, but I've sort of grown tired of the whole rigorous training, and just landed a Lagos State HSC job.

My problem now is the FG intends to increase our salary by 35k difference compared to Lagos State HSC, but I'm just thinking of joining the latter cos of the lesser stress involved in it, compared to residency training.

Besides the main goal in my career has always been to Japa, which would be quite strenuous going the residency route, except I'll go with the UK residency exams the Royal College that is.

I'm in a limbo right now and don't know what to do.

Fellow Doctors, and sundry should kindly advice me on how to go please.

Thank you.

Hello my fellow Medical Doctor colleagues.
I'm a medical doctor currently in residency training, and have spent 10months in it, but I've sort of grown tired of the whole rigorous training, and just landed a Lagos State HSC job.

My problem now is the FG intends to increase our salary by 35k difference compared to Lagos State HSC, but I'm just thinking of joining the latter cos of the lesser stress involved in it, compared to residency training.

Besides the main goal in my career has always been to Japa, which would be quite strenuous going the residency route, except I'll go with the UK residency exams the Royal College that is.

I'm in a limbo right now and don't know what to do.

Fellow Doctors, and sundry should kindly advice me on how to go please.

Thank you.

jumper524:
people only tend to agree with the holy book when it favours them.

That's why someone once said: "Man created God- in his mind that is- to suit his narratives"

press9jatv:
“I work quite a lot with Burna Boy, that’s the most I’ve ever seen anyone ingest w££d” — Ed Sheeran.

Credit : Yabaleftonline


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sy8JnRJtWs

Make hin try work with babanla, Starboy, Omo ologo.

Nemere2020:
Source: Zagazola Makama

Maybe the poor boy gave his life to Christ and they wanted to beat the devil out of him...

santakris:
Can we then say the announcement is fake and BUA has not reduced anything?

Marketing strategy

GuruboiNaija:
https://.ng/2023/10/20/subsidy-removal-tinubu-finally-approves-new-wage-award-to-civil-servants/

Between FG and Lagos State Government work, which one good pass?