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That will not be possible, because it will lead to mass genocide and serious civil war. Besides, our creeks and forests are already packed with militants and so many camps. Hundreds of boys are recruiting every single day and the number of weapons in the Niger delta is mind-blowing. They have tried it before, through herdsmen, but no success. The only places they may likely succeed is in the Northwest, where Islam is predominant.

EBMedia:
"If You're Still Wearing Trouser, Tights & Leggings, Your Chance's Of Getting To Heaven Is Zero" - Nigerian Evangelist Tells Ladies

Nigerian evangelist, Victor Edet, says ladies who wear trousers and leggings have zero chances of getting to heaven, IgbereTV reports.

He stated this on his Facebook page. He wrote;



https://www.facebook.com/100006696273097/posts/2944189135814267/?app=fbl

This particular topic has become so tiring that I don't even know what to say anymore. Just look at people who determine who goes to heaven and who will not. Judge and executioner. Who are you to judge someone for what he/she wears? Which means the whole nation of Scotland will not smell heaven, because the men and women all wear skirts.

All I want to hear is, the kidnapped secondary school boys have been recovered and Shekau shot dead, period. Not this nonsense publicity.

Nanaborga:
I don’t know why people still support buhari ?

Buhari is all shades of uselessness , correct me if I’m wrong about him .

He is shy , can’t express himself , wicked , heartless , weak , lies with everything, very corrupt , and so many other reasons , he is not capable yet he doesn’t want to step down . GOD please save us from this calamity of a president , non of his policy has favored this country positively, I wish there is a better word to express how I truly feel about this current government, smh

This is not the real Buhari we know. He may have had his fault while alive, but not as bad as this one. Its obvious there is no central control, no leadership, and the Cabal has no interest in Nigeria, except for financial gains.

Arrewa:
I am not surprise, Like I said...

Those children were probably kidnapped by this Administration.

They would soon free them and claim victory.

The real Bokoharam has been defeated what we have now is government machineries playing script.

Most of you don't know the billions of dollars the government is generating in the war against insurgency.

From both international and our local fund.

Ask yourself why does Bokoharam only strike villages that's even once in 2 to 3 months.

Why is it that they no longer bomb or attack Borno cities as they used to do? What is now stopping them from taking over local governments?

Why the sudden stop of bokoharam attacks in Adamawa, yobe, bauchi and Gombe?? Why only villages in Borno?

Everything is now politics... North east is currently one of the richest region in Nigeria.

Nigerians don't investigate and are too lazy to critically think and ask questions.

Why is Borno state rapidly developing despite years of insurgency??

Go through this thread and see things for yourself.
https://www.nairaland.com/6071980/borno-after-11-years-insurgency#93130778

The Government staged kankara kidnap.



Most Nigerians are generally too dumb to smell lies and fallacies.

As much as I doubt your comment, you may also be right. But remember that Bokoharam is also tagged as an international terror organisation, alongside ISWAP. So, your information may be flawed, too.

Until we believe and accept that its an impostor in Aso Rock, we shall continue to witness worse things from the presidency till 2023.

That woman is a chronic lesbian

Righteousness89:
Sister, Suicide is not an Escape route!
Brother,Suicide is not a Form of Revenge!
Sister/ Brother, Suicide is Murder!
Suicide is a demonic Spirit that wants to quickly end your life and send you to Hell and Destruction..

A Combination of all the pains, Challenges and Disasters we have Here on Earth cannot be Compared to Hell Fire.

We scream for the inconveniences, weather Patterns and all that affects us Here! Whatever we Have here cannot be Compared to what Hell Fire is !

Let's Behave ourselves and mind what we do..
Let's Embrace JESUS and Cast all our cares and Worries on HIM..
There is no place for Repentance after Death!

All the sufferings put together on earth cannot be compared to the torments in the best parts of hell, even for a second

saajus:
Did you say N2500? That's a ridiculus price. Op said Island, not Ajegunle or Ajagbandi. If Ikoyi, Op can't charge less than N30k/hr. If other Island areas, the Op can't charge less than N15k/hr

I said "the least amount". Its open to discussion. It also depends on the class of people you are targeting.

Betrayer. She has opted to betray Donald Trump and her party for political position. Damn her.

BaddieFreak:
Good morning Nairaland.

I know this is not the right place to write this but I tried writing this in the business section but it is not working so I decided to come back here.

We all have plans for 2021 and one of my plans is to have a boutique somewhere around Ikoyi but recently I saw a post on the net of how lucrative massage centers are especially on the island and since then I have been having a second thought. I am now thinking of having a massage centre instead of boutique. Should I continue my dream of having a boutique or I should try having a massage centre.

Does anyone here has an idea on how massage centers run. Pls I need good and urgent advice so that I can make up my mind on time, thank you.

I need urgent advice

Do it. Clients do massage every single day, and the charge is per massage. The least amount is N2500.00. Imagine having over 20 clients, times 2500, daily? 2500x20=N50000. Just arrange handsome male, and beautiful female massagers, discuss percentage with him/her, and presto, business don start. Put ACs and plasma inside the reception hall and cool, ambient jazz music and plasma inside the massage rooms. Also include sauna. It won't be long before celebs, big business men, women and politicians, start patronizing you big time. Body pain and stress is an ever present issue with these class of people.

guy222:
Keep deceiving yourself, people like you believe buhari was and still a saint, the person in Aso rock is nothing but the real buhari showing is real self, a wicked human of the highest order second to non.

Believe you me, the man in Aso Rock is not Buhari. I'm not a Buhari fan, never has, never will. I'm only stating what I have seen.

Arrewa:
When a herdsmen commit any crime... You'll stereotype the whole Fulanis.

But when your brothers down east commit crimes... You'll all pretend as if nothing happen.

I didn't see you on this thread today.

You'll not comment here cos it didn't happen in zamfara village.

https://www.nairaland.com/6306342/panic-gunmen-kill-siblings-imo#96918767

Fulanis are blessed!!

We have criminals among us doesn't give any brainless goat the right to stereotype the whole Fulanis.

We are great people... The most influential black people in the world.

Every ethnic group has its fair share of bigots, and so does every religion has its extremists. The danger is adopting these irrational or agenda-driven members as the voices of the entire group. Doing so makes you exactly what you seek to fight.

The jallohs are God's own people!! We always win!!

Winning is our culture!!

Arrewa, as much as I agree with you on the stereotyping issue, I would like to also remind you that God created the whole human race. This your "Jallohs are God's people" talk is not appropriate and totally unnecessary at this time, because you are trying to make these our fellow Nigerians of other ethnicities see reason to your opinion, which is right. Nobody was created to lose, neither is violence the monopoly of any specific tribe. Every human being has the capacity for violence, regardless of tribe, or colour. But the difference is in how much we control our base, animalistic instincts for violence. Look at the whole scenario. The entire fulani tribe is not up to 15% of the entire population of Nigeria. If the rest tribes of Nigeria wants to commit the crime of ethnic cleansing, do you honestly think the entire fulanis would win? Absolutely not. But we respect and honour every tribe in Nigeria, because we are part of a great country, and we are better and greater together. Our problem is our politicians that use the divide and rule tactics to continue in power. These are the people we need to deal with, that's why we have the #Endsars protest.

There's an insider giving info on activities of these communities.

Count Christianity out.

Dreadlock69:
I created this topic in this section to get a wider audience please contribute if you have /had the experience
Early my teenage years, I do have a female neighbor very close we play and do all things together both bad and good you know what I mean,most times she will sleep and her eyes will be open lying at her back ,I do mock her about this and laugh about it .she always say she can't control it that I won't understand that she see everything happening around her but can't move ,I'll be like how is it possible I don't believe you but she will say dreadlock69 you won't understand.though she really stressed herself sleeping late but she is very bright with her books my parents used her to mock me.
However mine started when I was ss2 I could remember vividly well it happened one night I was sleeping all of a sudden something griped me I can't move I can't breath it was like something or someone inside the room was taking my life force out of me ,I'm very much aware of my environment but when it's stopped I be gasping for air and my heart will be racing ,this repeatedly happens every night at times worst and horrifying ,one night it happened again I was terrified and told my parents they told me nothing gonna happen that I should pray over it.
"Omo nah just the beginning I dey see ooo"
Later when I finish my secondary school I still experiencing it but ,this time round I can breath well but still see images .then I got my new phone I surfed the internet then I came across an article talking about this which seems to relate to what I experience then I made more and more research and findings which were scarying and calming.i remember one time I'd told my brother not to touch my phone strictly warning him then I slept off and the sleep paralysis started I woke up but can't do anything can't move ,can't talk just lifeless but I can see and I'm aware of what is going on in my environment and behold my brother was using my phone I was in anger but I can't do anything I just lay there lifeless with anger in me till it fades off thank his stars he went out before I regain consciousness
Another experience was when I watching a horror movie it happened the again when I was having a nap I was so scared I just have to close my eyes not to see images.
Later on I had full control over it and sometimes I transit from that state to lucid dreaming. Then I had a good work with all good amenities not stressful you can take a nap anytime you like , funny enough my partner experience it also I noticed the day he was sleeping but his eyes where open trying hard to move his body ,I just left him till it's fade off
So one day I was having a nap in the bedroom my boss was calling me I could hear him but I can't move anything just laying lifeless I was praying he should not catch me in this state .
Sometimes I'll have to call my partner but he is still in that state but I have to wake up,which he do wake up looking frightened.

I just learned how to lived with it cause I can't do anything bout it and feel for people who experience this but don't know how to manage it
Probably transit from that state to lucid dreaming
Maybe someday I'll have to tell my spouse or someone to close to me to not get frightened if they see me like that maybe a girlfriend, a wife ,my child I can't say for now
What your opinion on this

Its a demon causing it. Go to a man of God and explain this. He will tell you same thing.

Nairaland hawks be like...

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, I do not support this move by the ICC. Nigeria is a sovereign state and our sovereignty must be respected. The exaggerated claims by we Christians that people of our faith is been targeted is false. The government of Nigeria respects the secularity of the constitution and upholds it in its dealings with every groups in the country. If ICC could not prosecute the western governments despite glaring evidences of war crimes, why must we Africans allow ourselves to be bullied?

I hope the actions of we Christians won't resort to unwanted crisis because we always cry wolf when there is none. No Muslim group or leaders ever petitions the ICC like we Christians do. We Christians really have a lot to learn from our Muslim brothers up north

Shut up. Your Christianity is in doubt. You are just plain ignorant. All the signs are up but you are too shortsighted, or blind, to see them. I feel sorry for you.

wellmax:
But they can ignore the UK. Hypocrites

War crimes commited in Iraq, not in UK. Your sycophancy is totally uncalled for.

blinking001:
ICC has no right to investigate our security apparatus. They should investigate Obama and hilary Clintin for the roles they played in turning our darling Libya to the lawless state they are now.

The bigotry exhibited by some of our youths is legendary. When the hammer falls please don't complain.

seunmsg:
This second wave of COVID-19 is getting very serious. The numbers that NCDC posted yesterday was scary. Unfortunately, most people are not taking the virus seriously again.

I just hope the Pfizer vaccine will get to us latest by January. That’s the only solution to this crazy virus.

Scaredy cat. Covid 19 is just an overhyped cowpoop

The lockdown was absolutely unnecessary. Now we are in recession, and they are planning for another.

Buhari is an elected president, not the monarch of Nigeria. This is the most sycophantic cowshit I've ever heard.

LagosInter:
So part of your job description is to slap people and lock them in the booth of a car?

Pray you don't meet bad gees. Ba how they fall men be that.

If it were that easy all bouncers for don go down. If you no want hand to touch you, respect yourself, chikena.

Buhari is not the one in Aso Rock

I don't know how long it will take Nigerians to understand that it is not Buhari that is in Aso villa. The Real Bubu is six feet under, while an impostor is being used to foist evil leadership on us. He has no choice but to do what he is told by the real powers sitting in Aso Rock. That is what they are paying him for. A lot of money has changed hands between these devilish powers in Aso Rock and every big politician to keep quiet about it, while they are free to do whatever they like. That's why the level of lawlessness keeps increasing and these Nass leaders can't do squat. It will take Almighty God Himself to expose this cosmic fraud in Aso Rock.

I have met so many celebs in the course of my job as a club security and crowd control. Its so normal to me, I sometimes ignore most of them, except the ones I knew before the fame, celebs like Tubaba, Duncan Mighty, Mr Raw, RMD(his wife even knows me because she is a senior Glo staff, and I have worked for Glo multiple times), Julius Agu(I knew him when he was just an upcoming), Akpororo, I Go Dye(one of my friends and colleage slapped him and locked him in the booth of a car once for not honouring a paid invitation), Gordons(we almost did same to him for dishonouring a paid invitation), Basket Mouth(the only celebrity that requested I take a photoshoot with him), Flavour, Davido(he gave me some money to share with my friends), Phyno, Ini Edo, Empress Njama, John Njama, Aquila Njama, Nkem Owoh, Patience Ozokwor, Gentle Jack(my village bros, mentor, friend), Frank Edwards(my church bros and fellow keyboardist), E-Ben, Buchi, Sinach, Samsong. The list is so long. I don't even have much interest in them, except my church ones(Christ Embassy) and the ones I regard as old aquaintances.

Nonsense. What is deadly about coronavirus? My family and I went through a bout of illness with the classical symptoms of the virus. The only medications we took were malaria and typhoid drugs. This was a month ago, but today, my family and I are totally hale and hearty. Nonsense and stupid vaccine. They have not produced vaccine counter malaria and typhoid fever. HIV is already a pandemic, yet, they have no vaccines after hundreds of years. Hypocrites.

Kuns84:
You don't do "senseless banters" but yet you responded. Ode.

Are you wasting your energy quarreling with a lady? You are not ready for marriage, yet, if you are unmarried. If you are, you can kiss your peace of mind addieu.

The government should tread with extreme caution here. The Hong kong protest has been going on for more than 2 years and none has been shot. If they venture to kill any protester the terror that will be unleashed on politicians will be too horrible to imagine, because the security of the nation will not be enough to protect them.

Damn Sellout. Our politicians are our problem

Look at what Buratai has turned Nigeria Army into. Chaiii! This is really baaaad.