₦airaland Forum

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Ade3131:
That billions you wanna make, Atiku and co have made it yet, they've also escaped the shit hole.

As a presidential aspirant and a billionaire, and aboki man for that matter, he should be cool with life in Nigeria considering he's got security details attached to him forever as a former vice president. But instead, that man now lives in Dubai.

I wont go into detail with you. Aisha Buhari and the wife of Yahaya Bello are also Dubai based now. Lemme leave it here for you to ponder on

They are politicains, with a lot if concern for their safety. Besides, I said I will only travel, after I have made it, and it will be for tourism only.

Why are they not trying this shit in the Niger Delta? I believe the powers that are in Aso rock have a hand in this. No PDP dominated state is complaining of Fulani herdsmen issue. The APC zombie, lucre accumulating governors and senators, have sold themselves to this filthy rulership.

mrkunlex:
Yoruba, this is a wake up call for us, let's defend ourselves and our land from these godforsaken fulani herdsmen that are terrorizing us on our land. Eye for an eye and tooth for a tooth, no mercy for those bastards

You people thought Buhari was your paddy, when you voted for him a second time, because he is a muslim, or because Osinbajo is your bros, abi? Una betray the south because of one uncultured herdsman, now the results are speaking for themselves. Unless there is a full uprising of the yorubas against fulani herdsmen invasion, with the support of all yoruba elite and elders, these fulani morons will continue to cut down innocent farmers and oppress the day lights out of all you omo yoruba.

This is the summary of the whole marital crises saga that is currently on the increase. Since the society abandoned Bible-based, and local traditionally instituted marriage practices, our ladies have increasingly turned to social media platforms for advise and help. Many of these platforms have groups of divorced ladies who are looking out for more married ladies to join their ever increasing ranks, and weill therefore, post testimonies of howcp they've been living in peace and freedom since they divorced. They always paint surrealistic pictures of life as a young divorcee, living the carefree life. But, there is always two sides to the story, and the other side is safely hidden. They never tell of the lonely lives, ignominy and disrespect, these divorced women face every now and then, because the strenght of the woman, which is her husband, is no more. They never tell of the insecure lives they lead, and how men would use them for what they can provide, howdc boys, young enough to be their grand-children, would approach them for dating. They will never tell of the insults and abuse they get from their own family members who, at the slightest provocation, remind them of how they messed their marriages up, and how they can't even keep their husbands. All in all, the society and the so called civilized standards of living, has massively contributed to the rising cases of marital crises and consequent divorces. Men have never changed through the millenia, and it lies on the woman to reign the men and keep them glued their homes by offering them the best of their care and attention, prayers, sex, etc. Even if the man was a womanizer, your constant nagging and threats will not change him, but rather, make him worse. If you married him as a womanizer, then you learn to live with him, because your nagging can't change him. You knew all along he is a womanizer, but went ahead anyway, so why complain? Our ladies have forgotten how to be submissive, that is why they are no longer finding it funny. One advice; if you know you will never be able to submit to, and respect your husbands to be, please, for the sake of your sanity and that of the man, don't marry him.

Silly, stupid decision makers. They never declared a state of emergency on hunger, poverty and insecurity that has taken far more lives than a weak disease like covid. Nonsense and political leaders with wrong priorities..

I will never relocate to any foreign country if I have that kind of money to pay for visa and travel expenses. I will invest it in Naija and become a bastard millionaire in less than ten years. I will travel when I'm made, for tourism only.

Hm hm hm hm! Wahala be like petrol and matches. E no dey hard to start. Since women have started overtaking Nigerian men in the business of cheating, they should also be ready to bear the consequencies and responsibilities it entails.

That is how the Fall of America starts. America has already fallen, and democracy, as we know it today, is over.

Coronabirus:
Did u forget that had it been he failed his reelection it would have been another herder from Adamawa that would've been elected?

Did you hear yourself? Atiku a herder? Come on. He may be from fulani tribe, but not every fulani is a herder.

dammyz101:
God is not man so u cant tell who curse. The joke is on u for suaapporting this evil government dat is cursed already.

He is being paid peanuts to talk trash for his APC bosses.

Exc2000:
Without PDP December Fuel scarcity

Fuel at how much in 2020?

sapphiere:
Men have been sleeping around bringing babies from other women for their wives to care for.

Case study is 2face who brought in children from other women and Annie is caring for those children as her own.

Who paid the money for the wedding? The man has the final say in any matter arising in his house, not the woman. A woman has only as much right as her husband gives her. She cannot go and get preggers for someone else and come and be claiming rights. She leaves the house, if I find out.

NCDC live scores, as per usual. They heard of second wave in foreign countries, gbam, the numbers also went up in Nigeria. You will just know that something isn't right about this whole thing. Why did the scores not go up, after Edo and Ondo States election? It only started going up after Endsars protest. If anybody here is still calling it a conspiracy theory, even after numerous pointers showing the obvious signs, I wonder when they will learn.

The only way to help is to introduce him to Jesus Christ. That is the only One who can wean your dad off marijuana usage, because from every indication, your dad is a real niggarrr (in the voice of Slawormir)

Piano

anochuko01:
You'll think these people are too busy to do women.

Busy ni! He has managers managing his numerous establishments who only give him situation reports. That dude has all the time in the world.

Perfectsouth:

Quietly pick the money and go to the nearest aboki dollar, change it to naira notes and have it transfered to my bank account asap

Tolexander:
Some of you here, while trying to appear sensible, would always ended up embarrassing knowledge, literacy, wisdom and intelligence.

So if what Rich men like Dangote want is brain, why didn’t Dangote go on to date women who have succeeded in their career like Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, Oprah Winfrey et al. Instead of this woman who is a chef in a restaurant?
So you want to tell me that the woman’s brain attracted Dangote at first sight cos Dangote has “brainimeter” to measure her level of brainy before adventuring with her?

So what has the woman offered Dangote?
The woman claimed Dangote was a multibillionaire before she met her, and also gained many things from Dangote, did she tell you what she brought to Dangote’s table other than being a side chick to Dangote?
You think if the woman is that brainy, Dangote would be foolish to have broken her heart?

Please apply your senses while quoting and always be careful while quoting

Haha haha! Brainimeter! Funny. Nigerians can be so...

What's the point. He would have just wished everyone happy new year and go about his business of failure.

Unstable leadership. No wonder the country is heading nowhere. They say something today and something else the next moment.

BreconHills:
I see where you are coming from - its from the organised, evangelical, pentecostal religion. This is no more Christian than Judaism. It is essentially man made. You are only used to be it because you don't know anything else. Its where you first heard of Christ so it is understandable. ( Let me let this pass)

My point is that the true church does not defend itself because it has nothing to defend. Its approval comes from Christ not from the people of the world so why should it defend itself?

Its agenda is christs - it has no agenda of its own. Since it has no agenda of its own. It has mo plan to be defended. When we are filled to defend the faith once delivered yo the saints- it is to develop the basic and fundamental pillars of faith, not what our pastor or prophet said and certainly not the reputation of any assembly! Let me leave you with a scripture that settles this.

" Being reviled, we bless, being persecuted, we suffer it: being defamed, we entreat: we are made as the filth of the world and the offscouring of all things to this day. I write not to shame you, but as my beloved sons I warn you" 1 Cor 4:12-14

When we are persecuted we flee, we do not defend ourselves? What are we defending? Is this our Kingdom and is our inheritance in this world? Don't make the mistake of joing the politicalized "church" - its end will come together with the world it says it hates but whose ways it practices with fervour. Yes you may lose your freedoms, you may be marginalised, rejected, derided and chased from pillar to post. But what does that matter to you? Are these not the promised things that bring the end? Is there one place where the Lord said we should defend ourselves from unbelievers? Just one.

We can become what we hate when we choose hate over love.

What are we defending? We defend nothing but our faith in Christ, which is being threatened by these diabolical maniacs calling themselves globalists. And, unfortunately, members of the deep church are being used to further this agenda. And if you are part of this deep church by the way you are actively defending this whole mess called covid19, I guess you are one of them. I just told you I and my family members, gym clients, even the resident doctor, were infected, and recovered very well, yet you are busy defending what, I don't know. Please, all I'm saying is, they can go ahead and believe whatever they want, but should us to continue with our congregational worship. It is better to worship God and die, than to obey the world. And don't tell me I can worship in my house. If that were the case why do we congregate? There would have been no need for that. And if you are thinking of the tithes and offerings, we could still do it online. And don't even think of those who are poor, who don't have accounts. They hardly give in church. I am saying this because some of you believe the pastors need us in church just for the money. If you want to join the world in attacking the church, you are welcome. But leave us to defend our faith in Christ Jesus.

IamWonderful:
Our hard-working importers and exporters from the East, they never disappoint, they have plunder Nigeria image into the red Sea.

Yeah! Just as the northern leadership has plunged Nigeria into extreme poverty, forcing the already avaricious easterners into crimes, just so they can survive. But they are still better than the equally impoverished northern almajirai, who are hoodwinked into terrorism and banditry to survive their own wicked rulers. At least, an Igbo man will want to make money without killing people en masse, if it can be helped. Don't judge me in any way, because I'm not Igbo. I'm only stating the obvious.

BreconHills:
How does this make the church look stupid? Who instituted the idea of quarantine - was it not the Lord God himself? It is this type of hyper spirituality that is costing the church. Where is Christian finance? Where is Christian architecture? How has the Mosaic law impacted laws all over the world. In the hyper word of faith spirituality you demonstrate here you lose the church contribution, set it at odds with science and set back its tremendous gains in all fields because uou cannot admit that believers can get ill. Did Paul not ask Timothy to take some wine for his often infirmities? Does this make Christianity ridiculous?

Please don't turn " The Way" into positive thinking or mind over matter. Those are new age beliefs not Christ.

There is a big difference between Christianity, as practiced by the apostles, from Judaism, as practiced by the faithless and carnal Jews of the old testament. There's also a big difference between the Roman Catholic religion and Evangelical Christian doctrine, as practiced by real born again christians. If they (Roman catholics) have chosen to help these diabolical globalists spread falsehood, propaganda lies, and fear-mongering, let them continue. But it will not stop us from holding our normal church services, period. Why did they not play politics with Ebola? Hahaha! It was too real, and you don't play politics with wild fire.

Wahala be like okro soup and foofoo. E no hard to pass for throat. This matter no reach anywhere, because the defaulters are government friends.

Thanks for this stupidity, eh? I and my family (wife and daughter) contracted covid, but we recovered very well. A disease that has 99.8% recovery rate, and you want to make the Chirch look stupid in the eyes of unbelievers? You are antichrist to the core.

If you answer these questions, I will give you the answers to your questions. First, which denomination did you worship? Second, did you pay tithes consistently? Third, did you learn how to communicate and associate? Were you humble and accomodating? Last of all, were you a giver? I mean, in terms of helping people? And to summarize it all, what kind of life were you living, as a christian?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
This country na wa...
Anyway barman give us more bottles....we are going to drink all night


That is my baby girl
Your boyfriend must be a real niggarr
I owe your boyfriend something...but he must chose wisely between a parcel of weed or enough bottles or nord vpn username and password or a paid pussy...oh sorry there is no need for paid pussy..am very sorry baby girl

Guy, you need salvation in Christ ASAP. What da.....

More lies about a mutated covid19 loading. Nigerian government ready to buy into those lies in exchange for hard currency. Malaria parasites have not mutated after many millenia. HIV has not mutated, but coronavirus has, after just a year? Thunder wey get big chest dey do meeting with satan for una head.

How will they pay when the banks are seriously trying to undermine them by freezing their accounts? NB. MBA forex is not a Ponzi scheme. Its completely legit.

If the whole Nigeria can officially hand these morons over to God and stop celebrating mediocres, you will see how He is going to handle these wasterels.

lexy2014:
Some have already started. Check my post to two of them on d thread

Na because of people like them wey make our politicians dey crack kernel for our head.