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Business / Re: What Was Your Initial Seed Capital? by PearlFid(f): 4:36pm On Sep 28, 2021
Igbankpa:
i see you walking in the streets with your bell and dread locks and tear tear nika. I see you with a very big stale bread, I see you sleeping in the gutter.

This I've seen! werey
hahahaha you people will not kill me with laugh o
Family / Re: Men That Their Wives Are The Breadwinners; How Do You Cope? by PearlFid(f): 8:01am On Sep 26, 2021
chatinent:


This scenario reminds me of Jude and Eniola Badmus that was always cartoonized on The Sun Newspaper.

That means if she were the one providing the meals, ọ ga -esiri gị ike ga ahu banana nke a rapuru fo.

Mehn..

Nothing dey vex me pass references to every little efforts you make forgetting my daily stabs to make you happy.

Most women cannot be men even for a day.

Only one evening my cousin sister took me out, I never even remove my shoe naim I read her status: “I like the woman I am becoming. Always learn to man your womanhood.”

The only thing most women tend to appreciate is credit alerts..or send your account number. They will become so emotional..they can even cry.

Let the case be the reverse.

Make she just take care of you for two days.

You go hear weeen. She go even remind you how she carry you for stomach for nine months.

“Richie, what is this na, can't I have peace after coming back from work again? How can you eat and cannot wash your plates again! What's this na!”

“Baby, why are you shouting? The neighbours are at...”

“Don't baby me. What have I not done to make you happy? Will I kill myself? Am I the only married woman in the world..what is this na.”

(You try to hold her hands to calm her down...she slaps you damn hard).

“(She is crying now..tears flowly freely). Just see what you made me do. Just see it. Everything is just wrong with this world.”

You mah wey dem slap go still go meet am for parlour where she dey cry dey pet am (and that is after checking your cheeks if blood dey comot). You go come humbly tell am say no bi you eat, say na the one she eat for morning..but anyways, you forgot to wash it.

Another matter don dey brew.

She will now come to the parlour and sit, ask you for the remote and change the football to Telemundo and mutter these words you'll never hear: “work e won't work, such a failure. It's only remote e can pass.”

You will try to look at her with your side eyes but meet her full eyes staring at you in disgust. Mumu you go come smile enter bedroom.

As you are walking into the bedroom, the volume of the muttering is increasing but it's still inaudible.

In the oza room, just respect yourself. Don't even dare..unless you want the whole world to know how you will be idle and want to kill sb’s daughter after working all day!

“oh, it's your plan, Richie, baa? To kill me so that you can now go and meet Ishilove, baa?”


Only you go dey like Stone Cold Steve Austin sleep.


It will be normal...the “honey, darling etc.” is going to die. You will be called your name...two seconds, she will stop calling your name and just be giving out orders.

Abeg, don't even remind her you are the husband. You will get the insult of your life. She will say “no, say it loud na, let mama Chisom hear you. How many husbands stay at home watching football and their wives are left to do all the work!”


But na you still dey pay rent, buy foodstuff, and children fees.

Baba, kuku collect that responsiblity back. I hate to talk much. No dare shift any of your responsibility to woman...even if she persists to want to help. E kuku better she dey do am willingly than you register her name on it.

Only women, babies, and pets are loved. Men are respected when they man up. Na the respect we dey translate to love.
lol, I can't help but laugh out loud. Lord help me to be a better help mate to my husband.. My gender sha
Career / Re: His Experience With Female Banker(marketer) by PearlFid(f): 1:18pm On Sep 23, 2021
jaxxy:
Fake story.

A gal will not Keep her virginity for so long avoiding all the wolves in uni and Nysc only to give it away like a chicken without any hesitation or resistance or conversation unless she has seen a deeper reason than u can imagine.
so 21years is so long to keep virginity hahaha you're funny oh..
Romance / Re: How i was able to stop dating women below my standard by PearlFid(f): 12:47pm On Sep 23, 2021
donbachi:
All dis,to just get a woman...I'm very disappointed.

Not even more degrees,skills,spiritual upliftment,building self worth and raising a standard worthy of emulation.to make self a better human in the society.
As a Lady I'm disappointed in him.. There's more to life than good dresses and ride.
Crime / Re: Autopsy Result Of Faith Aigbe Found Dead In Iguodala Ogieriakhi's Car by PearlFid(f): 12:34pm On Sep 23, 2021
punisha:
All the mad people above me, can't u people read. Which one is heart of man is wicked again?
hahahaha the thing tire me ooo
Crime / Re: Autopsy Result Of Faith Aigbe Found Dead In Iguodala Ogieriakhi's Car by PearlFid(f): 12:32pm On Sep 23, 2021
Tony4555:
Who is to be blamed in this instance
The girl?
The family?
The Enogie?

The girl




Kindly check my signature
Family / Re: Do You Want A Career Woman Or A House Wife? by PearlFid(f): 8:46pm On Sep 22, 2021
I pity men who wants house wife, God was not mistaking when he created woman as help mate, do you know why men die earlier than women? Is because they do the work of two people, so if they are suppose to leave 90 years it will now reduce to 50-60 years.

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Celebrities / Re: Actress, Eniola Badmus Shows Off Amazing Weight Loss Transformation (photo) by PearlFid(f): 8:31am On Sep 19, 2021
Alaganature09:



Wetin dey your body wey u want lose again? You're ok

Abi nah your bra u wan lose?
hahahahah una too get mouth o
Food / Re: Rising Cost Of Food: How It Has Changed My Eating Habit by PearlFid(f): 2:55pm On Sep 17, 2021
Premiumwriter2:
i dont have 10k to spend in a week ma

secondly i dont eat only rice and garri. read the post again

as a student there are food stuffs you take from home which you dont count as expenses like yam, beans, garri, potato, plantain, etc. i have those.

so my expenses comes primarily from buying ingredients
you're a good child, I was once like you before things get better.

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Food / Re: Rising Cost Of Food: How It Has Changed My Eating Habit by PearlFid(f): 2:50pm On Sep 17, 2021
BigSarah:
1k to 1.3k per week? So you can survive on 5k per month in 2021? Even in 2015 sef impossible

That's a lie, even in a day how's that possible
Is very possible, when I was in school I even used 1000naira for soup and stew, bag of water and Sunday offering.
I have the basic things in bulk

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Celebrities / Re: DSS Arrests Prince Kpokpogri Over Tonto Dikeh's Nude Pictures, Blackmail by PearlFid(f): 9:35pm On Sep 15, 2021
DubaiLandLord1:
Is Tonto dinner no longer a woman of god?

Why she go dey send her nude... That means say she dey fuvck be that o shocked

Person wey never marry grin

Modified: to the p!ga wey dey quote me dey write nonsense. I read the whole dam thing and I feel no pity for her.

You know say CCTV dey house, yet you dey waka around without clothes. I'm sure she dey even send nude pic to the guy sef.

Make she carry her cross.
you're too dull, read and understand before you comment

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Romance / Re: The Kind Of A Woman Every Man Dreams Of (Picture) by PearlFid(f): 9:29pm On Sep 15, 2021
Noshitboi:
God bless you and may He continue to bless the work of thy hands. You're truly a virtuous woman not the one I have in the house. I buy everything in the house even the chewing gum that she chews too
hahahahaa may God help you sir.. If you're a Christian please ask your wife to read proverb 31st and she should tell you what she understand
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Shares Video Of Pantami Crying During One Of His Sermons by PearlFid(f): 11:16am On Sep 14, 2021
Veqtor:
Her real husband died since 2017 but can't rest in peace cos they keep parading a daft ghost as him and rubbishing what little memory she and her children had of him. She must really be unhappy but the money has kept her quiet, hence she's part of the evil going on in Aso Rock. In other words, that's their family matter.
I believe she will speak up if she have her way, she's under threat.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is N150,000 Monthly A Good Salary ? by PearlFid(f): 6:31pm On Sep 13, 2021
Na where una dy see this work na
Health / Re: Help!! My Scalp Is Folding And Getting Heavy by PearlFid(f): 6:59pm On Sep 06, 2021
Mere looking at the head alone is doing me somehow,may God provide healing for you dear
Religion / Re: Why Does God Allow Wicked People To Prosper And Live Long? by PearlFid(f): 2:26pm On Sep 05, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
Ever since the fall of Man in the beginning, it became erroneous and somewhat ungodly to measure the success of a man by how long he lived or the worldly things and possessions he acquired on Earth.

The best yardstick of success is God's approval and respect.

For instance, wicked Cain lived longer than Abel, but Abel was more successful than Cain because he was accepted by God but Cain was rejected.

Enoch who walked with God was said to have lived a shorter life than those who live longer in his day, but he was more successful than them, because he was accepted by God but those who lived longer were rejected. It was even said that he was not because God took him.

Jesus lived a short life on Earth, yet He's the most successful man that ever lived.

As for riches or worldly possessions, the rich man was a monumental failure despite being rich, while the beggar Lazarus was a confirmed success despite being poor, because Lazarus was accepted by God while the rich man was rejected.

There's another rich man who God called "a fool", why, because he was rich but also a failure despite that he trusted in his riches, because he wasn't rich towards God.

Hence, Jesus warned us to beware of covetousness because the life of a man did not consist in the abundance of possessions he had. Luke 12:15

So the question itself is based on an erroneous assumption, because God sees things differently from the way the world or man sees them, so what you call prosperity and long life may be poverty and short life before God respectively.

God bless.
this is awesome. Happy Sunday

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Events / Re: How Much Do I Need To Have A Modest, Cost Effective Wedding? by PearlFid(f): 12:34pm On Mar 11, 2021
Offpoint1:
Wedding a means of people wasting their funds to satisfy others people attention.


When I'm ready, I arrange meeting with both families to seek their blessings and approval, send her village people 1 quarter of what is needed and promise to get back to them and after that babies next... No public nonsense.


And for the village people waiting for me to get back to them, unto them shall my word be like that of a HR to a Nigerian job seeker.
don't be irresponsible

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Events / Re: How Much Do I Need To Have A Modest, Cost Effective Wedding? by PearlFid(f): 12:33pm On Mar 11, 2021
depending on the tribe you want to marry, if is an isoko or urhobo girl you can mange with 800k

that's if you'll do indoor introduction and indoor traditional marriage and make your white wedding moderate. no borrow morning do marriage oo, after that marriage day there's life and continuous need to attend to
Crime / Re: 937 People Killed In Attacks In Kaduna In 2020 – Security Report by PearlFid(f): 12:29pm On Mar 11, 2021
and this is where I'm planning to do my nysc before.. lord help us ooo
Religion / Re: Man Donates His Family House To Christ Embassy, Family About To Be Thrown Out by PearlFid(f): 10:28pm On Mar 02, 2021
I blame the pastor seriously.. is that what Jesus Christ thought us? it is well.. don't have strength to type much biko
Romance / Re: I Need A Mature Woman With A Good Business Or Work Doing To Marry by PearlFid(f): 12:29pm On Mar 02, 2021
42 omoh.. are you looking for who to help you financially or you're looking for a wife.. may God help you to find what you're looking for o
Romance / Re: RELATIONSHIP SAGA: Why Girls Must Leave The Rush And Go To Church. by PearlFid(f): 12:25pm On Mar 02, 2021
Lion26:
.. Hey You.. What Wrong wit ya brain though.. can help financially right.. fuvk you.. you gat no sense. no brain at... ask the mothers.. how they Maintain with there.. freaky hubby.. through thick and thin.. those old woman, you see with there fucking hubby.... deserve an accolades.. no the pussy head generation.. we are into.. you portraying.. Sex For Money Exchange.. Which You Are Among.. Stingy Pussy Head.. Can't Help Financially but can take from him.. the stupid simp.. you guys.. don't deserve a better.. stuff..

Still Wonder who the hell get married this era.. you gotta bang the pussy and move on nigga you guys are just for exercise though.... If The Real Nigga Need A Child.. Pay The Slut Keep In Contract. then after birth and contract end.. dispose the pussy head.. cos gat nothing.. of no used.. ..

That Why Wizkid And Davido Still Remain. The Real Nigga ..

Note... Don't Mention.. Me Cos Ain't Reply You Fool.. Why. would mention at first.. you must be mad.. nigga.. don't tryna Bleep with me..
hahahhaha this one nor normal oo
Romance / Re: It's Not Easy Picking One Woman To Settle With. by PearlFid(f): 11:40am On Mar 02, 2021
needanswer:


I have gone 2 years before without a date. And it was okay but going out long doesnt mean when you come back to dating things will change for the better, hope you get?

Your advice isn't bad but I have tried it before and when I came back it was still the same, plus i am not hurting. I'm good emotional, I am just worried that there are gorgeous girls everywhere i can date but they like something extra to keep me from becoming bored once the relationship starts or i settle down with them.
you'll remain single or think marriage is not for everyone if you keep looking for Miss perfect(miss perfect is someone who fits into your desire completely), and unfortunately you can't find such, look for who you love and love her completely with her imperfections. (imperfections you can deal with, not the one that will kill you).

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Family / Re: Love Is not always sweet .. 7 years marriage experience by PearlFid(f): 11:03pm On Mar 01, 2021
Qatar2022:
What's the morals of this your comment?
that comment was very stupid

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Romance / Re: My Experience With A Virgin.. Please How Do You Guys Cope by PearlFid(f): 11:27pm On Feb 20, 2021
Patrioticbreed9:
sure thanks...
don't take that advice, people like him don't always have a happy home. be who you are, doing the right thing doesn't make you a simp, rather you're the King because you knows how to take care of your woman. pls keep her vriginity and plan for the future. don't enter when you're not yet married to her pls.
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Virgin.. Please How Do You Guys Cope by PearlFid(f): 11:24pm On Feb 20, 2021
Patrioticbreed9:
yeah and that is the reason i opened this thread to find other supliment.. Left for me am not a sex freak infact i prefare companionship.. But the problem is the lady she i always feeling Hot and i understand her is not easy the only problem is that am tired of our regular fore play i need something new(not sex o) abi make i just marry am ne kowe'i
Marry her then.
Religion / Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by PearlFid(f): 11:08pm On Jan 08, 2021
bixton:

Okay. My whatsapp +234.902.7779.642. I'll do my best as time permits.
Let's start with: Genesis 1: 1-31 and Proverbs 1:1-33.
Take your time slowly to read as you study and meditate on it.

thank you so much, I'm so happy

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Religion / Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by PearlFid(f): 5:59pm On Jan 08, 2021
bixton:



Any help regarding interpretation you can seek my attention.
You're welcome.
God bless.
I wanted it this way, like you give me a portion of the Bible to study and you ask me questions when I'm done studying.. I don't know if you'll have time for that. we can communicate through WhatsApp if you don't mind.
Religion / Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by PearlFid(f): 9:17am On Jan 08, 2021
bixton:


It's good to desire such.
But to get it's full benefits is first for one to make Jesus Christ his Lord and personal Saviour by forsaking your sins.

Make it a habit of reading the Scriptures daily( giving time for study and meditation). Keep a note book by your side to jot down your thoughts as you are led by the Holy Spirit.

Make your desires towards seeking the knowledge and understanding of the word by prayers.

Attend a Church that preaches the pure word of God.

Make yourself useful by volunteering to work in the church but you should be focused about maintaining your personal relationship with God through Christ Jesus.

The best teacher of the word is the Holy Spirit though that of a man is to guide you.

Standing on the right foundation is paramount to holding on to your faith and retaining the free gift of salvation.

If you have any challengees as to the word you can seek for assistance here.

Find books written by proven men of God to read and to boost your knowledge.


thank you Sir, I really do appreciate

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Religion / Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by PearlFid(f): 3:03pm On Dec 30, 2020
ihedinobi2:


Hi there.

There is an excellent pastor-teacher at https://ichthys.com. He is the one who trained me and is supporting my preparation as a pastor-teacher. His name is Professor Robert Luginbill. There is another one too at www.bibleacademyonline.com whose name is Pastor-Teacher Curtis Omo. Both mean are excellent pastor-teachers. They will help you understand the Bible as a whole.

You can look at my posts at https://nairaland.com/ihedinobi3/posts or you could look at my threads at https://nairaland.com/ihedinobi3 to have some idea whether their teaching is what you are looking for. What I teach here on Nairaland is what I learned from Ichthys.

I recommend that you keep an open Bible close because you'll find very much in your studies under either ministry that will surprise you. The main difference between the two ministries is that Ichthys is a text-based ministry while Bible Academy is a video-based one. You will find some audios on Ichthys and there is an ongoing project to turn all the major studies there into mp3 format, but it is essentially a text-based ministry. Likewise, you will find some works in text on Bible Academy, but it is really a video-based ministry.

Cheers.
thank you very much, I really do appreciate
Education / Re: At What Age Did You Finish University? by PearlFid(f): 11:31am On Dec 28, 2020
suppose to be 25 but Coro made it 26
Religion / Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by PearlFid(f): 11:27am On Dec 28, 2020
Drone95:
I'm a bible scholar
i mean someone that knows The bible in dept, I want to be spiritually impacted. can you help?

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