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1,000 ways to die...

Juliusmomoh:
What does penis has to do with spinal cord ....

please Google bfr asking jamb q? here

As i dey watch the video my mind dey boil...what kinda fricking nonsense is that?? haaaaa... i dey vex

SweetCunt97:
Guy 500 dollars ain't worth losing ur sleep over. Abeg tell them you're being exploited and need to resign. Know ur worth man

Abeg i need that job...

every man get his/her own problem which you dont know... come!!! no be only you waka come ooo

My education was just so poor... but i thank God for the gift of life... i will never give up

we nigerian doesnt like the truth... we are our own problem in this country.

am feeling the same thing Help

just got a meassage from medicsurplus want to know if it legis or scam

Person dey tell you her rape story...
Your dick dey stand �

They intentionally killed him...like seriously they actually confirm if truly he has stopprd breathing.....*Tears* hundreds ways to die.... crazy ppl everywhere

guy japa... she is not ment fr u.. if u marry her u will always leave to regret in future

Lifedonor:
I will have to go straight to the point.

The lockdown due to covid 19 made my girl friend and I bond even closer to the extent she practically was almost living with me. She only leave my place to her house (not too far from mine) just to change her clothes or her other items as the case maybe.
Sometime along the line I fell ill and she was very much helpful.

Fast forward to early May, I discovered she had become too glued to her phone. We would be seeing a movie on TV and her phone will be with her (chatting) at a point I complained. This got worse to the extent that when I wake up in the night say 1AM this girl is still up charting.

Two days ago I went to the hospital for my final check up and I left with the keys since she wasn't around when I left the house. When I got back I found her small Nokia phone on the table and I decided to go through it.

The messages I found there are things I won't want to talk about but the major one that promoted this thread is that I saw a message from her choir member telling her that he is on his way to church already and that she should come fast before the program starts so they can meet. I went through his previous messages with her and lo and behold they have been dating for a month now.

Guys when she got back I threatened fire and brimstone and booommm! The confession.
They usually meet an hour before choir practises and they went behind the church towards the generator house to kiss touch and romance that was the reason she always left the house so Early.

Do you guys know that we had a very good sex that same day she left to the church to kiss this guy. Do you know she bathed in my house, she used my deodorant, she ate my food and wore the clothes I bought for her. Apparently she kissed and romanced two guys in less than 3hrs.

This is the second time she is cheating on me. I know quite sure there could be more but this is the only one she agreed to may be cos there was a text evidence.

She has been pleading and begging. But if she could do this even in the church and on a day I was in the hospital ... I am thinking of quitting. Pls advise me

She is 22 in her finals the guy is 25 same university (I live in a university town)

I have met her parents and I have verbally told her that I would marry her. If not for the way 2020 turned out I wanted settling down November this year. We have dated for 2yrs

She even spoke to my mom in the morning of the same day.

5m? u build a house no matta how small it is!!! 100k? with bills on your table you can never get that 5m... in next 5years. who know na him know

At times i wonder how women reason... atimes i also wonder if they think from their anus... never stop been a good man because wat goes ard come ard, but for your wife she might not understand but in future she will understand

Carfreak966:
I am having the same issue but with fidelity bank. They freeze my account when I had a transaction with someone else with my uba account. I think it’s a new thread. You pay someone and they go ahead and report your account. Fidelity bank doesn’t do investigation into it and just goes ahead to freeze. Will sue after I hear their response tomorrow

can you imagine without police report... how fo this people reason i dont understand.. how can a third party have access to your account without i proper investigation... Nigeria my country i weep

AntiWailer:
Report to CBN bros.


Send petition to CBN and detail the illegality.


They have no right to touch Ur account on anybody's instruction.

bros i have done that they said GTB should handle it.... Nigeria is bleeped

please i need help my family are hungry and my wife just put to bed and GTB are yet to lifts my account... my people of nairaland HELP YOUR FELLOW BROTHER please let this go to frontpage please Admin i need justice

u Don't understand how this economy of a thing works, weda lock-down or no locked-down Nigeria economy will surely crumble cos the price of oil is at it's lowest and oil makes up more than 90% of our economy,, so world bank, US, W.H.O, Britain are to release funds to 3rd world countries affected by covid-19 pandemic, which I believe Nigerian govt is fighting hard to get a get a share from those funds just thinking out loud

Got mine via sms yesterday here in Ketu alapere lagos

wah da f*ck you f*cking f*ckup man

I've been visiting xvideos and pornhub and each time I try to stream a video this lock down period, it'd buffer because of the large number of people connected to a particular network. If 5G makes me stream those videos in HD without buffering, FG should just create the 5G for only me. I'd accept

then follow your hrt

nashito:
Thanks for your advice. But I kinda don't like porn, they tend to make sex all perfect cos it is filmed and even sometimes the huge dicks we see there are just a mirage, if a woman gets addicted to it, and you don't make it happen exactly how it happens via porn videos, she might start seeing you as a lesser man.

*BREAKING - New Virus Expected To Cause Pandemic In Nigeria*

A new virus will be found in Nigeria, starting from Tuesday, 1st of April, 2020.

It is called Hunger Virus (HunVid-20). It is caused by the government of Nigeria.

The symptoms are
- mild thinking
- severe thinking
- headache
- stomach rumbling
- children crying of severe stomach bite
- worms in the belly engaging in WWE
- ulcer rate increases by 400% within 72 hours.

Hunvid-20 kills faster than Covid-19. Within 6 days, it's estimated that about 5% of the population will be dead if there is no intervention.

The worst part of it is that it affects only the poor masses, as the government officials have gathered enough food for themselves and their family members.

Though it is not contagious, everyone that falls within that class (poor masses) will experience it.

Resultant effects of the Huvid20 is that some citizens will engage in burglary, locked shops will be major targets, increased rate of stealing, just to avoid premature death.
Hence, guard your pot of food well.

Protest against the government of the day will mostly likely occur.

Hunvid-20, the effect/outcome of Nigeria's Inimical and Senseless Political Leadership.

Glory be to God....please i need a job am im a front-end developer and i have over 11 years experience i will appriciate if you can contact me on 0-9-0-9-5-9-4-0-1-1-0

na malaria do thoes ones not COVID ... yeye dey smell

JayEntaur:
Sorry to hear that.

Can you get the guy to write a letter, or do an email, to your bank's hqtrs, stating that it was all a big misunderstanding which you have both amicably resolved, & so they should unfreeze your account?

Bruv i have done all the needsful...they insisted and my lawyer said i should sue them you know what it takes.. since May 2019 my account has been freeze.. kindly advice please

Murder... check out the two hands

skyfather09:
Ronaldo got this... 3-0

inside life... let see what the outcome goona be mancity might do wonders

Lovelife433:
OP they are not funny abeg, if u don't have any reasonable tin to post why can't u just shut d hell up.

All this memes nor be for the singles... you will grow up and understand it when you get married

Inside life... you still have one more to go lolzz

Psalme91:
thank you very much for the words of encouragement, I also have 4 daughters and pregnant with the fifth. this baby supposed to be our last ,cause of financial problems, that's why my husband is not happy

So deep... it all falls to you bro, marriage is very very deep! You guys lack of understanding, once u understand your partner bro 80% problem solve

Prosper82:
I Feel Like My Marriage Is Falling Apart

I would like in advance to apologize for the long post but I think some background information is needed so you can assess the situation.

My wife and I have two kids. The oldest is turning 8 soon and the youngest is 7 months old.

Since our first child was born she has been co-sleeping with us. And ever since our sex life has been going down hill.

Now since our youngest child was born he has also been sleeping with us in a queen sized bed. But after two months of very poor sleep, I decided I couldn't follow that arrangement anymore so I went to sleep in the next room.

So since our kids were born my wife has been sleeping with them and now I sleep alone.

As you could imagine, you can't really have sex with two kids on the bed. We have gone weeks and even months without having any sex.
So my wife says that we should have sex in the room where I sleep after she puts the children to sleep.

This to me sounds like making an appointment to have sex. It isn't something you can have if you have to set up a time in advanced. I also miss cuddling with her and sleeping in our bed.


I feel like us sleeping in different rooms and beds has been the biggest hurdle to get back to the point we were before having kids.

We have a crib for the baby and a bed for our oldest daughter where each of the children could sleep separately but she's into attachment parenting so if the children cry (which I suppose they will when adapting to a new sleeping arrangement) is something that she wouldn't tolerate.

I also I understand the 7 month old might need to be breastfed in the middle of the night so she says it's more convenient just to have him nearby in bed than having to get up to breastfeed him but I feel that my daughter should be learning to sleep independently.

Anyway, it's been quite a while without sex and I don't know what to tell her or do.
We have a lot of fights because of this.

I feel that attachment parenting might feel like you're doing the best for the kids, but if it also ends up destroying the marriage and we separate what good would that do for them?

What do you guys think?