Reporting late from the NL's psychiatric ward thread let me read from page 1.

presher: TANX DEIOK MY MAN THE ANTI MAD PATROL ACTUALLY PICKED HIM UP TODAY ,TANX AND REMAIN BLESS FOR THE CHARITY YOU ARE DOING,,NURSE MOVE WAZZAR TO WARD 8

Youngsage: AND HOW ARE THE PATIENTS DOING TODAY? HOPE YOU ALL ARE RESPONDING TO TREATMENT? PLEASE DO, BECAUSE SOME NEED TO BE DISCHARGED FOR NEW ADMISSIONS TO BE MADE TO AVOID OVERCROWDING.
KUDOS TO ALL STAFF, IT IS NOT AN EASY WORK, MORE GREASE TO YOUR ELBOWS.

mtembezi,liking the pics.

feeling so in love with my country.

andico34: the locals are very friendly and they like nigerians a lot. kipepeo hotel on river road is a magnet for nigerian travellers and excellent service too

The kails I know would go to serena at least. Kipepeo is low budget for mahustlers.

very funny thread.

thanks gallivant.
that crater.. i wonder if it's habitable cz it looks gosh! this is beautiful..

Hbuyosh:
Yeah, but it is not often that visible. The view tends to be clearer in the months of March-May. But in the other months, it is rather hazy. Too many people often confuse the ice-topped peak for a distant cloud.

You can actually spot the mountain from any tall building as as long as the view towards the south east is not obscured by the other skyscrappers.
This is pretty incredible given that it is more than 250km away.

I am impressed.I am fascinated by nature and the best view I have had of kilimanjaro is when approaching Arusha.
There's is another mountain whose name I can hardly remember but some jungus were taking photos from the air assuming that it was kilimanjaro.-well me too.
Until the majestic mountain's peak became visible and the sight was magnificent! Tumezoea Mt Kenya but Kilimanjaro looked like a platform on the clouds.

@ gallivant what's that mountain that's soo close to Arusha town? -the northern side not far from the hotel?

Chokl8:

Thanks for responding Pendo!!
Honestly, I would like to take a nice tour of the entire country
I heard it's one of the most beautiful countries in Africa and my dream is to see it live. I want to see the city as well as the rural areas. Lord willing I will within the next 5 or so years

oh c'mmon! 5 years, I will be toothless.
I believe that you will find an even more advanced city in 5 years-lots of developments taking place so karibu-welcome.

sexkillz: [font=tempus sans itc][size=11pt]All I see is a dumb woman deceiving another dumb(er) woman. Only dumb people believe that a human placing his/her hand over your crotch and muttering some incomprehensible gibberish will make an addiction stop. . . Deliverance my left butt cheek.

[color=#990000]Nonsense and ingredients.

bluerange: as am reading this na buru buru our matatu dey pass, nothing go do me until l reach my destination-kariebagi south! he ought not argue with an armed man. Matatu sef na mobile club, d volume of music coming from these grafitti covered buses na die!

You stay in Kariobangi? I agree with you,moreso if you are a Buru mat user. The also have got free Wifi and those beats can digest the food in the stomach.
But not all mats are tech. The old not so tech ones are left for the old guys and can't compete with the modern ones on the roads.

To the dead guy,God rest his soul in peace.

wooow!!! kilimanjaro from times tower?

larride: God, you warned me not to open this thread but I didn't listen. Forgive me Lord, I will never disobey you again

*Kails*:
anyone who has ever been to nairobi i have a question well two...

please answer them for me:

just out of curiosity, what are the best places to visit for someone who has never been there before?
and generally speaking, how friendly are the locals?

Now now kails where do I start?
Ok are you visiting kenya or Nairobi? because truth be told,the fascinating tourists destinations are a distance away from the main city.

City tourism is for business travellers on short stay and you won't get to see the real beauty of kenya if you don't go out of the city.

I could list so many places eg the giraffe centre,game reserve,museum,etc but a good tour guide should be able to put a nice package tour for you inclusive of beach and safari.

solomon111: you don't just deport a diplomat.
There're ways you go about it.

find out why this one had to be.

dasparrow: @Post

Okay I don't get it. So in Nairobi, Kenyans just pick up black foreigners - cause I know for sure that they will suck up to the whites - on their streets, ask them to get their clothes and passport and then deport them? And in this case, its a Nigerian diplomat who works at the Nigerian embassy? Honestly, I have lost my respect for Kenya. No wonder Somalian religious fanatics are blowing up their shopping malls. God don't like ugly. Bigots everywhere both in the western world and of course on the dark continent Africa. Shame!

Have you bothered to find out the reason behind his deportation?
There are several nigerians in kenya without dramas and they are cool

sickening.just sick.

I enjoy reading about west africa. keep up.

Bifwoli.:


In addition to pendo89's apt point there'll be nothing to inspire us regular vinyangarikas to aim high.If i want to be an achiever i think i'll measure myself and aspire to be like the Muthaiga and Karen types and not kangemi or Sinai(pipeline) types.Wale wako kwa slums are there fo a reason one of which is they're indisciplined and less demanding of themselves.Ukiona vile wanakaa na takataka you see folks who are not very stringent on themselves or place high standards on everything they do.Those types of folks will not inspire us to aim high so avoiding picha zao is not just about foreign eyes,its first and foremost about inspiring us wakenya wa kawaida.I would never glorify mediocrity.

Anyway,i'm brand new here and this is my 1st post so bear with me.

nakuunga mkono. hakuna sifa katika shida au umaskini.aspire and aim higher.

We are used to seeing Africa from the slums and most people esp foreigners do not believe how developed some regions are until they visit.
What I am saying is,tumezoea picha za kawaida.It's time to show the good side of Africa.
akiweka za kawa guys will just derail.

We mourn with you during this time of tragedy.Poleni sana.

To the dead RIP
To the bereaved,take comfort in God
To the airline-improve saftey standards if it was technical/mechanical
To the rest- Be optimistic.

CAMEROONPRIDE: asante

Je, ni mchiriba? I hope kujisikia nyumbani, inaonekana kama wewe guys hawana picha nzuri ya Cameroon. I hate kuwa tagged au lebo.

Ukija EA, you will feel at home. Let me just say that most folks don't know much about cameroon apart from the history and tv documentaries.
I have only one cameroonian friend,that I met in a conference at Arusha and he is the only cameroonian that I know of! I dont' know where the cameroonians in Kenya hide.
No one will tag you ,honestly our guys are kind to guests but just cautious, hakuna matata.

@ gallivant, leopard haiwezi ruka uikute imerest chini ya bed inside the tent hapo juu? iko open sana.

CAMEROONPRIDE: I hope u ask potential Italian tourists to not come with their mafia.
as for swahilli I have two Kenyan friends and I use google translate . I also watch videos of Museveni

Aha lovely. Anyway,We love guests and try as much as possible to make them feel at home.
Museveni the rapper ,speaks 'ugandan swahili' which I find to be very very funny.They have lots of 'chis' in their wordings, ok not many ugandans know swahili which is Kenya's and TZ's national language.
Sheng is corrupted swahili eg.mzeiya,mtu nguyaz,ngata,ngeta,kudialala, you can't find such words in google. It's used to confuse the old.
It can't be learnt either because the words change weekly/hourly depending on the region.
Unakaribishwa Kenya. hakuna mbrrrrrrrrrrrrricha.

Ayanle, Did you read the disturbing story on Muslim girls in UK? How they get molested by their brother,fathers,uncles,bf etc? just in case you missed,please read below.

The report examines organised intimate exploitation by gangs and groups in the UK’s Asian and Muslim, Hindu and Sikh communities - Pakistani, Indian, Bangladeshi, Somali and Afghani - but also notes the involvement of white offenders.

Some of the victims include Imaan, abused from a young age by her father and then her Quran teacher; Aisha, sexually abused at six then later groomed for sex through the internet; Safa, Molested by an uncle at the age of 14 then handed around his friends; Nazia, hooked on heroin by her boyfriend then prostituted by him; Hasina, who was was 10 when she was sexually abused by an older boy then lured into having sex with a network of youths; Parveen, who was 12 when her stepfather’s brother and his friend blackmailed her into having sex with them and their friends.

The report highlights occasional complicity among other women who turn a blind eye to this crime for fear of bringing shame and dishonour on the family.

Now everytime you tell someone to touch ankle,remember they are not your small sister.

ok I am tired.I am not a midnight bat like you ayanle.

Take a bath and brush your teeth before you sleep. bye.

Ajuran:

Thats not true, dont make up lies, cause alshabaab all want to die so they can go to heaven. All their attacks are suicide.
Mean while KDF was asking for help from Israel and America. LoL.
Even a somali civilian with a registered gun went inside the mall to help the civilians while KDF and Kenyan Police were waiting outside.
Face it Fufus have no Pride and are destined to be cowards. It wasnt that long ago your people were slaves to arabs.

RUBBISH. Now read here.

Al Shabaab to use human shields

Al Shabaab plans to use civilians as human shields in some of the 10 towns targeted for attack by the Kenya Defence Forces, and many are now living in fear.
The militia is preventing civilians in the towns from leaving and fear has gripped many as they await possible air strikes.

The Kenya Defence Forces (KDF) said on Tuesday it planned "imminent" air raids on militant bases and warned residents to stay clear of them.

"Al Shabaab ordered us to stay and die at the hands of Kenya, to dwell in paradise," Abdikadir Weydow, a resident of the southern Somali town of Afmadow, told Reuters.[b][/b]

Afmadow, a rebel bastion and strategic transit point for contraband smuggled through rebel-controlled Kismayu port, is seen as a likely flashpoint for a confrontation between Kenyan forces and Al Shabaab militants.

Kenyan and Somali Government troops, as well as militia nominally allied to Somali Government, have set up forward positions close to Afmadow.

In numerous other towns, including Baardheere, Baidoa, and Afgoye, many people were preparing to escape, hoping to lie low in the bush or reach the Kenyan frontier.

"We are determined to flee to the jungle. We cannot stay in a town which is to be bombed," said Baardheere resident, Yusuf Guled.

Others too poor to afford transport, or with elderly relatives, were hunkering down, bracing for an aerial assault.

"The roads are muddy and I am with my aged parents who cannot travel. We have to turn a deaf ear to Kenya’s air strike (warning) come what may," said Filsan Osman by telephone from Baidoa, about 270km northwest of Mogadishu.

Military spokesperson Emmanuel Chirchir told Reuters on Tuesday its forces would not target civilians, but warned they needed to stay away from rebel bases to avoid being caught up in the bombardments.

Kismayu resident Hawa Ali Yusuf welcomed Kenya’s incursion to rout the insurgents from southern Somalia, but urged the KDF to refrain from dropping bombs.

Eastleigh-(somali terrorist haven in kenya,) residents have also suffered bloody reprisals from other Kenyans who blame the Somali community for the terrorist attacks.

At a medical centre in the neighbourhood, the young receptionist dressed in a black hijab becomes agitated as she describes seeing police round up Somalis. She believes the arrests were linked to Westgate.

"When people saw the police coming, they were running away," says Naima. "How can they be going around arresting Somalis when we are not even sure if it was Somalis who attacked the place?"

Well somali woman ,your coward here,ayanle insists that they did it, so keep running towards the border cz he doesn't give a damn about you.

Hbuyosh:
And the committed a sin of dressing up in buibuis like women to evade capture. Islam doesn't allow men dressed up like women, they were that desperate...

yep! poor cowards talking about taking over northern kenya.

They do not need KDF to chase them out of kenya,no,that's a waste of time and ammunition,the outlawed Mungiki alone will handle them squarely and ensure that they never look at a woman again.

Hbuyosh:
Not very likely. Only in your dreams. U had the opportunity to prove your military prowess at the city of Kismayu. Why didnt you engage the kenya military there. Why didnt u push them back to the sea? Why did u disappoint yourselves (and our military) like that? You showed your cowardice by using innocent unarmed civilians as shields against the kenya army onslaught. That is is not a very brilliant war tactic.

They ran away and used their women and children as shields!!! jeez!! animals.