Lakayanah: God bless Jonathan and his wife. But the designer of madam's attire is wicked and was paid to do so by her enemies.

Lord Mecuzy: nice pix, but the two girls look hungry.

Ajebo's no dey Kenya?

Codedrock: MEANING

Periopthalmus: i can lyk to woo u cutie. Dnt u feel jealous nt being among the 'woee'. Whatsup itunu, which language wud u lyk it 2 b?

tonnieblaise: come sit wit me jare *draws her closer*

tonnieblaise: first seat

*Phew* tank God i'm seatin in frnt so o d likes of cathaliya will not block me wit dia big head

lemme go get my popcorn....i'm spreadin my mat here

kokoA: Yes! One wicked, fat, yellow paw-paw, ibo woman.. When I was 9yrs old, me and my guys were playing children play on a heap of sand behind the house. This witch came from behind and landed me a thunderous slap on my back saying "sand wey I gather to use build my house". Till now, after many years I still have it fresh in my memory. There was no curse I didn't curse her from my innocent heart.. ***maybe na my curse make wey she no finish dat house till we park leave dat area sef.***

-Mr Cork-:

[b]
..We Londoners gerrrrit but you guys dont gerrrrit so I will teach u the technique to french kiss a babe to make her fall in love wit u..truss me....& by the way, french kiss is not kissin in french..Its a art of chewing female lips very gently to make her love u only.. truss me!

ANYWAYS..THER U GO:

STEP 1:..Keep your lips soft like toilet roll:..90% of u people lips is hard like remote control & this will not hep!
STEP 2: ..Freshen your breath:...Please test yor breath with Mouth fresher,air fresher, salt water or Mint....it helps!
STEP 3..Find the right moment:..time the babe..Always talk about Brazillian wig to sweeeten her moood..They lovit!.
STEP 4:..Make eye contact with one eye & then pretend like the other eye isnt lookin then look slowly witout lookin
lookful in a lookable way....it helps!
STEP 5.. Keep your mouth in a kissable position without tamparin wit her wig...they dont like that...truss me!

...well Accordin to a survey report magazine..women love this technique & u are gauranteed for marraige propaosal![/b]

anonimi:

This portion could have been about Nigeria.
Simply substitute Lagos for Nairobi and Nigeria for Kenya.
How many fire engines are in Lagos, Abuja or any other Nigerian city
Yet we dey build "1st world" structures!

Meanwhile we go dey turn every single corruption report to tribal defense and bashing while the Looters-in-Power continue to chance our mumuciousness dey go!!!

-Mr Cork-:
..ok I no you guys never heard seen this but in London, we call romantic drink: Pina Colada.. Am drinkin it right now...I no u guys normaly buy beer or palm wine for yor babes ther in Nigeria but my suggestion for u is to change yor swaaga & flow with Pina Colada...get her one & SHe will NEVER leave u..truss me!

-Mr Cork-:


..U guys heard of Apple Pie in Nugeria?

Mrs.Chima:


Lol.

LoveAmaka88:
Ummm...NO I was at a party with a group of female friends. When I got separated from my friends, some man (a stranger) grabbed me and wouldn't let me go until this guy came up to us and politely asked him to let me go. The guy who saved me then stayed with me until I found my friends.

@ Mr. Cork--No one buys or sells me. I'm glad you don't like black women. I'm sure they don't like you.

Nigerian drug lord Anthony Chinedu is suspected to have sneaked back into the country on Tuesday using a fake name.

Mr Chinedu is said to have returned through Namanga on the Kenya/Tanzania border using the name of Anaeke Chimenze[color=#990000][/color], another drug lord who was expelled with him last month.

This prompted police to launch a manhunt for him in Nairobi where he reportedly owns houses and businesses acquired with contraband money and enjoys protection from rogue security officers.


However, Internal security principal secretary Mutea Iringo dismissed this, saying, Mr Chimenze was a different drug lord kicked out alongside Mr Chinedu and eight others last month.

“There is a serious manhunt for the Nigerian, who is still at large, but we will do everything to ensure that nobody jeopardises the war on drugs,” Mr Iringo said.

This emerged as an immigration officer was charged with assisting Mr Chimenze to enter the country illegally.

The court denied Mr Edward Kabiu Njau bail and ordered him to stay in police custody pending completion of investigation.

“Although the offence is bail-able, in light of inconclusive investigations, I grant the police three days to conclude and order the accused remanded at the Kileleshwa Police Station till Monday,”

Mr Njau faced one count of allowing a “prohibited immigrant entry into Kenya”. He asked the court to release him on grounds that he was asthmatic and needed medication.

Prosecutor Brigit Kanyahi said the suspect had not tabled any documents to prove his claims and that he could interfere with investigations, if released.

The court heard he unlawfully allowed Mr Chimenze, a Nigerian holding passport number 02743350 into the country through the Namanga border point within Kajiado County. The offence was allegedly committed on July 9 between 3.45pm and 4.30pm.

Security agents were reportedly still tracking the suspect by press time. Mr Njau was arrested at his workstation in Kajiado and driven to court. He has since been interdicted for gross misconduct.

Police sources said the fugitive is suspected to be hiding in Nairobi where he has an elaborate network of accomplices he had recruited into the drug business.

Stellasmeza: Kashata (Kenyan coconut snack)
For the recipe, visit my blog: www.stellasmeza..com

born2fuckpussy: The day they will do USA visa free or UK visa free, the whole nigeria will empty within 3 months

Police are holding two Nigerians after they were found in possession of drugs worth at least Sh10 million.

The suspected drug traffickers have been placed under observation after they were arrested at the Jomo Kenyatta International Airport, Nairobi Friday.

Police said the Nigerians had travelled from Brazil and had a stopover in Dubai. They were headed to Lagos.

So far, the two have emitted 47 pellets of cocaine.

Police said they will continue observing the Nigerians to see whether they will emit more pellets.

The men aged 53 and 56 were on transit to Lagos, Nigeria from Brazil when they were intercepted at the airport by police.
The suspected drug traffickers have been placed under observation after they were arrested at the Jomo Kenyatta International Airport, Nairobi Friday.

Police say they have so far emitted 47 pellets of cocaine, they had swallowed and inserted in their private parts since they were intercepted on arrival on board a plane that originated from Brazil via Dubai on Thursday evening. They are both expected in court to face charges of drug trafficking.

Police have intensified operations on traffickers in Kenya with more than 50 foreigners being deported over the offense. Among them are 11 Nigerians including kingpin Anthony Chinedu.

mulan-kenyan:
Kenya of all country is now Deporting Nigeria? Highest exporter of crude oil in Africa?
Giant of Africa, you ask?

And that is what makes us wonder...why can't nigeria put it's house in order. Look at Kenya...no natural resource to talk of, yet...but we showed the world how to kick Somali renegades in order (Operation Linda Inchi - translates to: Operation defend our Land of Kenya), a feat that had defeated AU and the West (read USA).

We have not oil...

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