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LMAO! @ hunted! Toba!
whos hunting you ??
Very funny.Okay we all step out!!
End of e-fight.

Toba can you just chill
Stop being tooo serious and know where a joke starts and ends.

We shall fight till Love becomes your middle name.These delusions of yours must end.
BTW,this thread is meant for unfaithful lovers.
So what are you doing here if you are not? ;Guilty!!
I step.

spoiling for a fight?
Am not 
I prefer peace.You are only delusional
But its acceptable.This is dramaland.

wonder why its called 'Naira'L.People spend more time fighting than making money.

ok continue repenting. I am not unfaithful.

Nothing wrong in watching it here

Shennel (Yvonne Nelson) is an assassin who is hired by Teddy Elbert (Majid Michel) to kill his brother Bill (Johannes Maier) in order to receive an insurance payout. Things however are not as clear cut as they first appear to be. Ronnie Lawson (John Dumelo) is a business man that runs his late father’s multimillion business empire. Brandy (Yvonne Okoro) is lying to the media that she is engaged to Ronnie Lawson to boost business with her modelling agency. Little does she know that she has been busted when Ronnie Lawson turns up at her agency posing as a wannabe model.
Teddy pretends to fall for Shennel only to reveal that he knows her true person and wants to marry her for business purposes.

ok the rest on you tube.The names already made me dizzy and lost.

The plot. Give me a tip on the plot then I will know if its worth my time
The title already tells me what to expect.
I like mysterious titles that you cannot decode. Not 'caught red handed'
Now game? ok story line? in 5 sentences.

Of course. 'your bible'
Are you an unfaithful lover? pour your sins here for cleansing by the op.
How can you even be a lover when you cannot love!

If it has people turning into goats,ghosts popping out of bottles,excessive prayers and wailing hours on end,people with paints and masks in the bush then top that with some witchdoctor ah ah I aint watching.

^^
Sins of commissions:Those you commit with full knowledge.You therefore make a pre-confession.To whom? I dnt know

Sins of ommissions:When you know what to do right but fail to do it.

I therefore think you can be guilty of both at the time of committing sin.

Like you are guilty of not believing in love.Not sure if that is a sin.But I think so. 
you are guilty of ommision and commission
Repent

Yeah nayah.

Hi crew,
Now now now
I can't really tell the difference btwn a Ghanaian movie and a nigerian one till I hear the words ooooo. That ooohh is the main distinguisher.
They all wear robes tie headscarfs and have similar features.

you sent her the link?

190's reply will kill her lol

I hand you over to your friend sexkillz.
Am not going to be around when you fight

Delusion is not,has never been and will never be my middle name.Not even my 5th name.
I believe in everything you do not believe in.
You are detached from reality.I think you belong in the museum where your likes are.

You just provoked smbody.Pray that he does not make a stopover here.You two will turn this thread into battle zone.

@ C
And that is what we call delusion.
Even sexkillz agreed with you?
You are making progress.You will soon be normal and write love poems like cuddlemii.


@Goldie guess you are right.

Even in school that is why we have theory and practicals combined.
The 2 marks add up to make the finals. But you will still get marks for theory.less though

^^Ever looking for backups

But you are still alone.

Goldie Lol @ advise from fathers.
Hold on my dear child.All will be well.It sucks at times.You just want to hear it from the horse's mouth.Smbody that has been there,done that.Seriously if I ever need advise say even on biz? I would go to smbody who's already on it.The other will not be practical just as you said.

'Experience is NOT what happened to you, but what you learnt from what happened to you'.

Now that is one of the best quotes!!

Thank you chief.

which one now??
Problem is I rarely watch so its difficult to rem the remeber the titles.
Imagine I love documentaries,national geographic,cookery channels or Africa journal such stuff.
Do we have African thrillers? if so  then I wouldn't mind
Horror?. yeah  that we are very very good at.
BRB.

To me it was Cry Freetown by Sorious Samura and Blood Diamond

LOL
Do we act??
What is the best African movie you v ever watched?

lol was just about to say the same.
Its pple like MMM and the other clowns that bring humour to this site.
So hes not crazy just weird
Am good anyway.what about you?

@ Nayah dont worry,
My first time on NL I got the same strange welcome from MMM
Its his style of welcoming ppl so I understood him.
Hes all p*** talk all the time.
See? hes the first one to use that word here.
Strange being

you mean MMM has landed here?
He must have missed his directions.
Man Made Mad,Kindly proceed to the right gate.
This flight is headed to France but yours is headed to P** Land.

Life has taught me never to discriminate because you may find yourself in exactly the same predicament which you are sneering at right now.
So yeah,widower,divorcee,single parent,bachelor.I look beyond the 'status tag' and search for the person bearing the tag because shit happens in this life and am not exempt.
Key thing is leave your emotional baggage behind and be ready to start afresh.
That is me.

really? ok I didnt know that.but reading his story you can tell hes bn married less than 5 yrs.
He says 'not so long after marriage'
Marriage is not a popcorn affair.Unless its life and death situation then always try to work out the lil annoying things.
He will definately pop out of the next one relationship if he discovers she likes eating too much

^^
say what? grey what? seriously you need a gbago thread!
I was angry already at your 'divorce her with or without her consent'
That is only possible if he married her without her consent!

And I doubt if hes really serious.How do you talk about the mother of your own baby like that? 
Besides he doesn't sound like he has been married long so divorce should not be in his mind now.

^^ am soon opening one for you too!
am tired of your delusions

your last 2 sentences leaves one wondering
if the doc put his hand in,he was only checking to see if her cervix has opened wide enough to accomodate the baby's head! or if the baby's head has popped out of cervix! 
lol you are funny if you didn't know that, yet shes your wife.a bit ignorant there.

Am sorry you married a 'virgin' but not a 'wife'. There's a big diffrence btwn the 2.

I keep saying if all I bring into my marriage is a certificate of virginity then am very useless because virginity never made a good wife!

You know what God says?

'whoever finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favour from God'.
wife qualities in prv 31.10. Its one among many.

He never said 'whoever finds a virgin',because a good wife is rare to find than a virgin.

Kpomo lol take care of those feelings.If you end up marrying this lady who knows what you will be thinking about during those intimate moments.
let bygones be bygones and focus on present.

No answer to the above,
strauss khan and wife.

C'mmon! its not rocket science! Its called 'cropping'!